https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/10-little-known-facts-about-president-theodore-roosevelt

I mean Trump reminds me of Teddy.

Trump didn't hunt in Africa!

fake news

BTW

FDR isn't even the most frightening person who was president

Woodrow Wilson was a monster.

Orange man bad <:NPC:500042527231967262>

wasn't Woodrow there during WW1?

Yep.

FDR did Asians?

Wilson Did germans.

😄

Wilson was responsable for the KKK's resurgence

and segregation in the Military.

well he WAS a democrat

and he had a medical condition for months.

and was completely in acoma..

his administration HID it

and his wife was effectively president..including forging his signature on Bills.

wow

and that doesn't even get into his personal life..

He wanted to fuck his sister.

#lannister

I honestly can say... Democrats really haven't changed. They just got better at what they did back then.

I just thought about something. What if when we visit another planet, we found the same animals as we have on Earth, wouldn't that be creepy as fuck?

nah, democrats haven't been as great as LBJ were 😉

It wouldn't be Oakman, remember that south park episode?

Ikr

We're the greatest reality show in the galaxy

But imagine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-IuIbfb-A

Oppress minority people, smear others, lie about political topics, spin narratives to make a good thing look bad, voter intimidation by violent counter-protests, use violence to a means end, and finally fearmonger.

I woudn't be creeped out

I would just be "huh I guess evolution works to make the best form factors for survival"

That is what Democrats do.

republicans effectively do the same

Actually a plant with everything mirroring our planet should exist if the universe is infinite.

@ryuplaneswalker I mean, like the S A M E animals, you would find dogs and cats running around in the grass

@JohnOakman That just means Cats and Dogs are efficient machines.

no because it's random

I mean

Cats and dogs were bred by humans.

the type of animal

I would just be like "My god, we SHOULD have been more like the lobsters!!"

Cats and dogs wouldn't exist if humans don't exist on that planet.

He *was* a businessman.

We are responsible for their species.

Now he's a politician.

True, but he has private world experience

as opposed to Obama

who..only had political and NGO experience.

Dogs are descendants from wolves... cats... not sure where they descended from.

Cats are descended from women.

Satan

So is it slavery when a woman owns cats?

No.

It's a girl's night out.

No, it is just pathetic

WAHEY

They have a diversity summit at nytimes today

A racist summit if you will

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/a-brief-history-of-house-cats-158390681/

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Timcast needs to sell the beine npc tshirt

if tim uses this one

im gonna sue for copyright

lol

Im in the EU

i can do it

sheet you can

damn the eu

I'm going to sue you for copyright.

😄

I had to draw in those thicker eyebrows myself.

It was really hard work!

Im gonna demand a tim-worn beanie as reparations for stealing my meme

😄

the plan is he sends himself so i can disect him and learn the secrets of the Beanie race

The secret is Asian DNA.

I wonder 🤔

Does tim sleep with his beanie on?

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

I remember seeing a pic with his beanie off.

we all have

its a non-issue

I was surprised how much he looked like some forty-year old insurance salesman without it.

People who own pets are worse than Nazis : Change my mind.

@ryuplaneswalker How so.

That's a very broad statement.

Tims beanie is like that necklace from that GoT woman

https://www.chewy.com/b/costumes-2027?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIn7C99cKc3gIVU8DICh0onw3yEAAYASAAEgIfxfD_BwE

they spend half a billion dollars on that.

If Dankula taught us anything

its that PETS are the TRUE nazis

That's not evil, that's just stupid.

There's a sucker born every minute.

And people who own animals are the suckers who then dress their animals up in that shit.

https://www.chewy.com/frisco-prisoner-dog-cat-costume-large/dp/171371

How's that for a woke outfit.

The pet is a prisoner of the pet owner.

that new shirt

https://teespring.com/fr/TriggeredNPC?tsmac=store&tsmic=markdice#pid=373&cid=100035&sid=front

mark dice lol

haha

im going to dress up as a jew this halloween

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GQsAAOSwIjJZPmiO/s-l300.jpg

yell 'oy vey' at everyone

rubbing my hands

lmao

!rank

that's epic

actually

😄

ohnoz

Oakman is level 10

he can psot images

u lik my drawing? <:aha:427144053868724235>

im not gonna lick your drawing no

it's carlo eating spongebob

cause he's gone full libtard

and spongebob wears a uniform in the krusty krab, thus he is a nazi

while carlo is oppressed by his neighbors

I bought a packet of gel pens for 600

what's that

Because I thought black gel pens would look better and destroy the paper less

"black pen" "destroy less"

wtf man

But I was wrong.

what went wrong in your thoughts <:NPC:500042527231967262>

Look at this shit

Meanwhile, I'm resolving super interesting complex equations

I had to buy another packet of pens from a different company to make it look decent

anyway, I'm level 10 so my life is complete

I can join my ancestors with feeling ashamed of myself

!rank

Git gud fam

I just wanted to be able to post images

cause people are nice here <:RooJuice:410357351191805955>

My work look decent now

@AdorableStormtrooper that's f-ing hilarious

that's my big boi tank

I'll not do the tracks

making tracks is awful and not funny

Looks really good!

I love the detail

it's fine, i've not been drawing for a year lol

I just opened war thunder

and drew the thing

Musk is a shitposter, what a time to be alive

what happened to him getting his tweets vetted

lmao

hey Tim if you're around you okay? saw your tweet last night

what happened to Tim

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1054561510746402816

<:OOF:424169714068094986> ok i understand now

Yeah he's fine. He talked about it here.

that's good.

😮

Tim saw a car crash

```and we stopped behind a few cars
accident just happened
dude got tossed out
shirt was gone
legs were gone
his feet were ground chuck
his legs were spaghetti
legs were gone as in like crushed and like noodles
i dont think ive seen gore in person like that
etc..
```

so I fully understand now

😮

yeah just read that all

fucking sucks

loved the "spaghetti" part

I can't even visualize

car accidents do some fucked up shit

well

just watch a cat going under a wheel

it looks like that

I saw arabs execute a wamxn on twitter with a machine gun

https://6abc.com/1-dead-following-crash-involving-police-car-outside-of-pa-mall/4537332/ seems to be it

now that was heavy

@Dr.Wol Would rather someone die by a bullet than being crushed and split

yes, but one can be avoided 😛

thats right! don't drive! 😛

that doesn't seem to be the crash tim saw

one dead last night near philly

:/

that was at around 4 when it happened

yes

"Coroner called to crash involving police outside Pennsylvania mall. Watch this report from Action News at 4:30pm on October 22, 2018."

tims crash was around 6 or 7

right

🤔

you assume dead, tim said they guy was still alive

Was dead at the scene.

```his legs were spaghetti```

yes, you can live without legs

ok

Not without immediate medical attention.

not without someone being there quick to control blood loss, true

inb4 Tim has no legs

legs are a lie

<:NPC:500042527231967262>

I love Elon Musk.

savage man

I like Jeff Bezos less but blue Origin is fucking dope

I'm hoping blue origin does well. as much as i love Elon, we need some competition

The New Shepherd looks like it can preform

And it just looks nice overall

Elon-chan!

The New Glenn is just on another level of sexy

is that a space dildo?

Waits for dick jokes

No no

it's a rocket

tbh

The Atlas V is a space dildo

looks like a missile

That’s because it *is* a rocket

But yeah

i mean

it looks like it's holding a nuclear warhead

This thing was used to bomb the moon btw

are you brave enough tho?

yes

What?

<:aha:427144053868724235>

Oh

Right

“Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough”

i wana watch us blow up the moOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

such a gud idea

what could go wrong

Blows up moon

noooo

Then we get the now defunct game “Shattered Horizon”

We need to bring that shit back

You can’t even buy it anymore ;-;

the sky would be sooo pwetty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqARrbi1h8

We went from one moon

To a hundred moons

We bombed the moon with this