Jesus I don’t know what’s gonna happen to me

I can see the two anime characters in that complication talking to their kids...

*future kids*
So how did you and mom meet?
*looks in the far distant*
We were being dorks role playing about the wind.

~~My gf is from the Philippines~~

Also your mother made a big fool of herself.

>.>

~~she’s a huge nerd~~

Study the Wari' @Spectre9

~~and she’s a fucking amazing artist holy shite~~

Oh I had a girl from Philipines wanting to marry me.

~~I think she’s a bit of a furry tho~~

She got super mad when I said it wouldn't work.

~~But hey, she thicc af~~

Long distant relationships.

I was 24 and she was 21... :\

Yeah that’s how I am, long distance relationships don’t work

She was pretty as fuck, don't get me wrong.

This girl is an actor in the high school drama club like me xP

Just how is she going to get from Philipines to United States?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns14hRqwY8

I get what you’re saying man

She got unreasonably mad... like psycho mad.

Damn.

~~sounds like my gf when people call her short~~

She was a nerd and got picked on, but she was beautiful. It was kind of the situation where... she latched onto me big time.

Aye

What is it with pretty nerds and jackasses man

I don’t get it

Pretty nerds..?

She wore glasses, but when she took them off.

DAmn...

She wore thick round glasses...

She wears glasses occasionally

I just can’t really tell when she will and when she won’t

Usually it’s random

Usually I don’t even notice when they are on.

Tbh she’s a little bit crazy

It is crazy how many women don't realize how beautiful they are.

And basically downplay how attractive they are.

I try to boost their confidences a lot.

Some do it for attention.

Just to be nice.

Some do it because they’ve been beaten down.

That pisses me off, seeing beautiful women have their self confidence destroyed thanks to jackasses.

Speaking of jackasses

Where the fuck...

She kind of look like this...

Hi I’m Spectre how are you

But with round thick rim glasses.

oh come on

Ah

And she didn't wear pretty cloths.

She was very insecure.

where on earth do pretty nerds get picked on? what's wrong with people?

Sure, but like, a frumpy sweater doesn't conceal that.

I tried hard to make her feel beautiful and make her see it.

Super fucking hard and frustrating.

ahh, damaged goods innit

God it is like an goal post that keeps moving.

It's amazing what people do to themselves.

I wanted to bring her here, but honestly it was impossible at the time.

I was fucking flat broke.

And she was flat broke.

My sister is a bit like that, constantly unsure of herself.

Oh speaking of the Philippines

She's been growing up largely without a proper father figure, her father is a bit of a faggot.

Oh she spoke english.

Did you know that their special forces actually train drunk

I mean she wrote english pretty damn well, spoke broken english.

I could understand her well.

Because well, I am used to broken english.

*or was that somewhere else*

*fuck I drank some really weird shit I probably shouldn’t have touched*

I too am used to the pilipeens ingliish

My GF talks completely normally

Just tell her... she is beautiful no matter what others say. Beauty is in how confident you are. Everything else will follow suit.

Her family has accents tho

Think of yourself like you are god's gift to the world.

I try to act like I am

And I try to encourage others to think the same way

If beauty is how confident she is, she will feel ugly as sin.

yeah, not appropriate for internet.

she's perfectly fine

she feels uncertain about _everything_

not just her looks.

I also like to see myself as an example of how God has a sense of humor

Sounds like she needs someone to be her stone

Her rock.

Look at me lol

Yeah, I think I'm there.

you ain't look like you're in your 30s

I've got me own picture, (though I think a year old) on my profile.

you barely look 20 my dude

My genetics are fucked up for some reason.

This dude

Your... genetics?

I been feeling like I am stuck... looking like this.

I have barely grown at all since I was 18.

"Genetics are F-ed up"? What is this Repo the Genetic Opera?

there's a face that says "i have a collection of human body parts in my basement"

Slightly old pic https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Aaronmhamilton-handling-baechugimchi.jpg

@Tohob mine or his

Is that your way of sugar coating, 'My face is ugly as fuck?' -- REally I dont know where to take that...

yours

Let's just say... I am constantly called baby face at the bars when I go to play pool.

Damn right

And don’t you forget it

I hate drinking... don't touch alchohal.

I never done any drugs either.

Female bartenders like to tease me.

=_=

i've only ever drank alcohol unintentionally

WAIT

No

lol finally a conversation

This

huehue yeah i get eth babyface stuff

Is the face of someone who keeps bartenders in his basement

Is it a bad thing that I look so fucking young?

last time we went camping i opened a can of what i thought was coke (the can was red) and took a sip and made the most disgusted fucking face

lol fuckign was anoyying like 4 years ago

Wtf

JESUS CHRIST

y'all look just fine guys

Keeps bartenders in his basement

Where the fuck is my mind going tonight

when girls my age thought i would look too young

Stop sidetracking me

I think Beer is fucking nasty.

I just couldn't... drink it.

BODY PARTS in his basement

I know blokes who look like you, they cut their hair and they get married a year later.

No matter what I tried.

I kept asking why do people like this shit.

@Tohob

and the girls that would like me werent old enough to go to bars 😅

now tho im at a good age

<:timcat:463067464016855040>

i mean dont get me wrong

girls my age still think i look young

I’m the scariest motherfucker you will ever meet.

Probably not, that goes to my dad

but i can at least meet potential pretty ladies that would like me hahaha

but i understand im not the ugliest mother fucker

you look older in that pic than in the first one

I actually can’t look at that pic, I’m scaring myself

especially now i can grow a goateee

Like the dirtbag chic look

I think it has to do with lighting?

I don’t like looking at creepy shit at night

Spectre... you look super creepy.

Sorry to say it.

Like a serial murderer.

Somehow I managed to trigger my uncanny valley

lol rip

like the first girl i dated as an adult was.... well a bit younger than i

T_T

i don't have pictures of myself

One year ago

wow that sucks

Imagine this kimchi is your internal organs.

have my cat as a substitute

lol playing guitar is fun

I never got to learn fully.

Back when my headphones were red and not blue

So I sold guitar and just started taking care of my mother.

awwhh

I think I am starting to get grey hair thanks to my family.

T_T

yeah shit happens

This chat is everywhere

My mother is 79...

I was adopted.

So yeah.

Damn

She adopted me late in her life.

Took care of me better than my brother's and sisters.

They are super jealous.

i got a singular grey hair when i was like 22

My mom was a terrible mother...

I know I look creepy

only one i've seen so far

But I’m trying to be

lol im prolly never gonna get a grey hair

Growing up.

Cmon man give me some credit

Then she started taking care of me, she raised me way different than she raised them.

i mean my father who has a similar lighthearted demeaner to me didnt get grey hair till he was 56ish

Spectre, that picture you linked would get shot if it approached me IRL

liek 10 years ago

I am considered the baby in the family.

Just saying.

hahaha

How did she raise you different?

You’re 10 years younger than my dad

@RyeNorth the one in the dark?

Yes.

Want to see a picture of my cat? Seabastion? He is dead.

@RyeNorth that’s kinda the point

He died a long time ago.

Justifiable.

i'm in like a weird off-generation in my family. my sister's kids are closer to my age than she is

The jury would see my perspective.

Justifiable indeed.

Some fucker ran him over, intentionally.

@RyeNorth of course if I wanted to kill you I’d try not to be creepy and try to be unseen completely

im just so not stressed

and my second cousins are mostly around my age instead of my first cousins

That is my one and only cat.

I’d rather harvest you tho

It doesn't look like it wants to kill me.

@Spectre9 Maybe you're just really shitty at that.

https://i.imgur.com/Bfyv2Hs.jpg r/latestagecapitalism is kind of a hilarious place to go

Immediately.

@xorgy shitty at what

i mean dont get me wrong i can worry and shit i just am good at not blowing it out of proportion and have informed myself on certain things that help me be rational about stuf

Does Japan actually allow cusions to marry?

@Spectre9 hiding

that kitty looks excited

or scared

@xorgy or maybe I was trying to not hide in that pic just for the creep factor

His name was Seabastion... he died from being ran over intentionally.

By some dickhead.

so that's actually you?

wow

Never caught the fucker who did it.

did you do something to him??

@Spectre9 I meant from the jury's perspective.

or like

u mean he saw him

some fucking people

that's pretty fucked

and just powered through

My sister saw it.

I didn't.

@Dusty Morgan shit man, that sucks, I know what it’s like, man, a dude killed my dog once too

I was at my friends... she let him out and he died because of it.

I just had to break my end of the Convo to say that

but you mean intentionally

Seabastion was my only cat.

how was it intentional?

not trying to bring back bad shit just curious

And it was a long haired simease cat, with one blue eye and one green eye.

A male cat.

lil cutie

He was very docile and kind cat, I raised him to be gentle.