the vodka russians

you mean the norse

after the norse sailed across the baltic sea and fucked russia for a while

lol

This man is our hero

It's like when you replace God with "Luck"

hence the russian language, and uhh... genetics

The sentences tend to work out.

But it makes the sentence silly.

Just sayin

i swear to luck ill never do that again

wat

luck damn it

you aint right with luck

luck is watching

Yeet?

russian sounds like a generic slav language to me

luck damn you to hell

where do you think half their words come from?

Serbia is redneck Russia

The thing is with "God damn" is that "(Name) damn" is dodgy grammatically.

I’m considered a redneck in 2 nations now

heck, look at vladimir putin

vlad = ruler imir=ymir, the primordian frost giant

putin = the way

names like olga = helga = beautiful

siberians are practically norwegian

XD

ivan/ivar

mmhm

**HINGA DINGA DERGEN**

Honestly, if Russia would act more like Norway

Ok, I felt like that needed to be said.

i mean

Sorry.

if sweden would act more like norway

LOL

we'd be inhabiting a better country, lol.

Sweden is irrelevant

you can avoid it largely by not going there.

We don’t talk about Sweden

No one goes there

Something I didn't know until recently

(and not buying volvo torpedoes)

Except immigrants of course

sweedan is lost to the west

we can just saw off Sweden from Europe

ive got a vulva torpedo

sweden yes :c

Is that the average russian during Stalin had no idea how high the deathcount was really getting

;D

problem solved

I’ve got a torpedo too

how about we just saw off europe

@Kyle Judkins ayy, lmao.

Your point

And when Khrushchev told the real numbers.

I’ve got an AGM hellfire ;3

Everyone was on the same page with "Fuck Stalin holy shit"

Honestly

I would rather we kiss and make up with Russia than with Saudi

yeah control the information control the people

Everyone agreed Stalin was a shit after hearing the REAL NUMBERS.

but the hysteria seems to be in the way of that

And honestly? That relieves me.

https://twitter.com/TzviZucker/status/1052457956510453760?s=19

@xorgy the world would be such a better place

russia is totally doable

because russians are decent people

hard ass people, but decent people

islam is cancer

Islam is the Middle Ages.

Just sitting there.

ummmmm thats offensive to cancer

Just gotta get them to write a receipt and pay the bill for crimea

its worse when you comebine the two

Russians have always been stoic but decent folk

Y'know all these What If tales

i.e. habib

lol

"What if the middle ages had access to rocket launchers"

Welllllll

talk about proficient in violence

That's Islam.

lol

**YOU HERETIC**

"My bad, this didn't come in the mail. I didn't see your invoice for Crimea so I assumed it was _free for the taking_, here is payment."

^ Russian crisis sorted

wel like

"What would the middle ages do if they had modern technology" Lots and lots of suicide bombers.

putin isn't russia

Car bombs.

if they had cleansed the whole palestine population 60 years ago, there would be peace since 60 years now :p

They love the explodey shit.

Not so much the diplomacy shit.

russian people in general are decent people

speaking of Crimea

they just have an unhealthy respect for strength

XD

what the hell happened there

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1052532807187222529

?

If USA buys hideously expensive Bering Strait tunnel/bridge, and Russia agrees to buy Crimea after their _extended trial period_, we can all kiss and make up.

so the dude killed himself?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1052518168013492226

vocational?

like a plumber school

someone ate the wrong mushroomm

who the fuck would do that

lol

went full bowzer

"Hope their plumbers get FUCKED UP"

i mean

its an odd place to kill people

No not the vocational

"You know what the problem with the Russian state is? _Crimean plumbers!_"

i mean

Guys im gonna start a alt-left liberal blog , there will be canned responses and we will ban republicans and moderates from participating . IT will be inclusive

Im gonna start a gofundme and a patreon for it

remember to puck 'fuck drumpf' on there for maximum funding

siccckkk

you need at least $30k for the discord server tho

hahahahaa

LOL

We will have special guests writers such as Sarah “I’m not a racist “ Jeoung , Michael “I beat my wife” Avenatti, Stormy “I suck cock for money” Daniels, etc

sounds good Contro

innovative

ya know

the sad thing is youd probably hit your target

i saw a new add bois and goils

from serena williams

Bomb this

about "financial abuse"

whut?

There will be a teespring with many cool catch phrases such as “ Your a racist”. “Not my president”. “Trumpf 2024” etc

ffs

its going to be like the pink tax im guessing

"the abuse you cant see"

women earn more in tennis at wimbledon than men do

i want pee tape shirt

i mean

idk what she means by financial abuse

@Jes i really should make a blog like that i could make $$$$

as they play for 3/5 of the time men do but get the same prize money

i *think* its when someone doesnt leave their abuser because they cant afford to move out?

Fuck i might make a auto post site that does this .... HMMMMMM

could the same apply to men stuck with crazy gfs?

yup

in reality

an NPC controlled site for the NPCs @Rabbi Shekels

financial abuse is REALLY when your sister gets turnt, hits someone with her car, and just pays the family instead of going to prison

#activate white privilege

thats female privilage not white

i mean

its sarcasm

venus williams is a black woman

Fuck i was honestly just bullshitting .... but now i might srsly actually try and do this @Jes

member my 10%

its not even female privilege

because caitlyn jenner did the same thing

my cut for halping

😃

all these trans/black/fem privilege

fuck prililege

privilege

i mean

its JUST money

Btw i have some spicy horsee memes

but i mean

shhhh

Let's not assume Williams' gender here

TRUE

heheh

you backed the wrong horse bwahahahahaha

That one got me lol’ing

wait

if drumpf called her horse face

and he fucked her

does that mean he's inter bestiality?

*thinking

thats progressive

*equineattracted persons

http://archive.is/286AW @Senny I'm dying.

(figuratively)

ohh man

@xorgy that was a gud post lmao

These people never learn that when you try to control what people can legally do, they do that thing you don't want them to

Is Elizabeth Warren the white dude? @Jes

@Dan V hard to say

lol

For what it's worth, they _did_ take the post down.

But holy hell.

Fat old Guy who had 2 pay every women he has ever banged calls porn star he payed to sleep wit a horse? Probably just pissed he couldn't afford to pay Alexis Texas or Tori Black without borrowing money from Vlad or the Saudi's

@Dan V talcumx is the white guy

i mean

trump has had unpaidfor sex

you realize he wasnt ALWAYS old right?

At no point has a woman ever come out as having consensual unpaid for sex

@Rabbi Shekels u assuming xis gender? 😡 😡 😡

I wont apologize

his ex wives were all imports he payed money for except tiffany's mom who he payed huge alimony too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAgJAxkALyc

i mean, if soyboys get laid

a guy who looks like that with a fuck ton of money

I’m crying over a damn machine now

can get laid

a guy who has to wear a wig in his early 30's

he should have gone bald with a beard

what rich guy in his early 30s has to resort to a mail order bride

Hmm

@Kyle Judkins bald with beard doesn't work for the president

why not

After Kennedy, every president must have hair on their head.

2 layers

i cant post images

rip

F

Layers

@Awrini the fuck you doing here

'mythic raiders' smh

https://twitter.com/fs0c131y/status/1051568180748013569 Hmmm

I guess these are part of why the U.S. government really suggests you not use these things in the U.S.

rip

They siphon all of the browsing history off the device

i might actually get an iphone

and send it to what can be described as an arm of the chinese government

yeah, better use U.S. phones
we (americans) tested them too, and they do not spy!!!!!!

Wait how come the government can have a fully loaded bell cobra assault helicopter, but I’m basically a fucking idiot?

LoL, the U.S. ones tend not to do this sort of shit exactly; but they spy in their own ways.

https://i.imgur.com/2MMIAwT.png

i cry every time

Well, if it looks like supermicro's not dying, it's worth buying some of that.

I think there's an upside to this: it'll show U.S. companies that there is a serious risk attached to manufacturing in China

(or in territory controlled by China)

Idk wouldn’t us intelligence have presented evidence?

@R9b1t They probably have some other shit, god only knows why they care.

I kinda also think its cause allowing those phones in will destroy the US smart phone market

@R9b1t I wonder if that's grounds for a FOIA request.

Huawei has some of the best phones out there.

Yeah, they're great phones

man

Even if theres no spying devices

They also are spy devices for the chinese government

i cant figure out why im getting drop outs

by default

Theres no telling if the chinese will add them later

wc