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2018-10-16 23:57:38 UTC

So... men who got raped donโ€˜t have to turn over any information? I mean the article is only talking about women.

2018-10-16 23:57:52 UTC

men cant be raped according to the left

2018-10-16 23:57:53 UTC

I think there could be clause about deleting the data if they drop the case

2018-10-16 23:57:59 UTC

unless lgbtqect

2018-10-16 23:58:06 UTC

jobs jobs jobs

2018-10-16 23:58:07 UTC

hahahaha, everyone knows no men ever suffer.

2018-10-16 23:58:34 UTC

@LotheronPrime TOTAL MYTH, NO JOBS EXIST, MUST... KEEP... LAZING....

2018-10-16 23:58:53 UTC

Wow

2018-10-16 23:59:06 UTC

there are probably more job openings today than every in the history of the country.

2018-10-16 23:59:31 UTC

(though if you go back further than about a decade, you start comparing vastly different sizes of population)

2018-10-16 23:59:35 UTC

This fucking guy. I was in a Subway once during lunch (my high school gives us 30 minute lunches and we're right across the street from one) and I walk in and see Stephan. I had already dove into the Death Grips Pitโ„ข, and so I was fully aware of who he was. I get in line behind him, and whisper "Hey man big fan, could I get your autograph?" He gave me a look as if I was some lovecraftian beast forgotten by man that had just devoured a new born baby. I shrugged this off however, figuring it was just to keep up the persona. As the waitress (who was a cute Asian girl) asked for his order, he let out a hushed "...flat bread," she took a piece from the bread containment unit and put it on a piece of Subwayโ„ข branded parchment. "Toppings for this one sir?" "Mayonnaise." I gave the girl a glance, then shot Stephan a quick "wtf?" look. "O-ok...what meat/vegetables would you like?" Coulda sworn Ride had a vein pop out of his fucking head, as he changed his order to "The little black things...what is that?" "Those are olives, sir." "Ok fuck em...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" He then punched a whole through the 3.7852 inch thick glass casing and started eating the glass/olive mixture. "GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MAYONNAISE ON THE BREAD" She was fucking shaking at this point and quickly followed instruction. She kept on pouring more mayo into the flat bread as Ride would scream out "MORE."

2018-10-16 23:59:35 UTC

The bottle was used entirely. Ride practically reverts back to his "base form" from his beast like state, and unravels some dust or some shit from his jean pocket. A rubber band, what I'm guessing was expired boysenberry jelly, and some form of currency. "W-what form of currency is that sir?" "It's a fish dollar, I got it from that fucker in Reality Zone 09vcx2332. It's pretty fucked out there right? Wonderful weather here." She was in a mind fuck state. She took his "money" and gave him his mayo bread. The fucker broke the glass in the door and ran off somewhere. Never signed my fucking paper with his autograph either.

2018-10-16 23:59:59 UTC

copypasta belongs to shitposting

2018-10-17 00:00:07 UTC

Eat my pee pee.

2018-10-17 00:00:27 UTC

well.. guess you won't need it anymore

2018-10-17 00:00:31 UTC

itadakimas

2018-10-17 00:00:33 UTC

stretch you on like latex mask

2018-10-17 00:00:34 UTC

@Timcast whats under the hat?

2018-10-17 00:00:42 UTC

a head?

2018-10-17 00:00:52 UTC

:shirt: Check out **Tim Pool's TeeSpring Merch**:
<https://teespring.com/stores/timcast>

2018-10-17 00:00:52 UTC

:dollar: Support **Tim Pool** on Patreon (exclusive rewards available):
<https://www.patreon.com/timcast>

2018-10-17 00:01:02 UTC

@Gear What is this meme?

2018-10-17 00:01:23 UTC

@Gear Also, can you change your status on Discord? it refuses to autocomplete your name because you're red.

2018-10-17 00:01:25 UTC

what do you call tim's facial hair?

2018-10-17 00:01:36 UTC

@Oktin Apache

2018-10-17 00:01:53 UTC

@Gear @xorgy works for me

2018-10-17 00:02:07 UTC

@Gear it sometimes works then doesn't

2018-10-17 00:02:07 UTC

This is the meme.

2018-10-17 00:02:13 UTC

ANTIFA detected

2018-10-17 00:02:26 UTC

I don't want notifications from the people I have added and servers I'm in.

2018-10-17 00:02:34 UTC

I could mute them all but that's a pain.

2018-10-17 00:02:56 UTC

YOu have to rank up or be a pateron to live link

2018-10-17 00:02:59 UTC
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2018-10-17 00:03:13 UTC

STAAAAHP

2018-10-17 00:03:13 UTC

TOP KEK

2018-10-17 00:03:18 UTC

come come fuck party

2018-10-17 00:03:22 UTC

lmao

2018-10-17 00:03:27 UTC

I dunno

2018-10-17 00:03:31 UTC

beto has outraised a ton

2018-10-17 00:03:35 UTC

and cruz will probably win

2018-10-17 00:03:36 UTC

SAY SAY SAY

2018-10-17 00:03:42 UTC

HARD-O-GAY

2018-10-17 00:03:52 UTC

This bitch liked me but than she got grossed out because I have two giant ass burn marks on my arm.

2018-10-17 00:04:01 UTC

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

2018-10-17 00:04:49 UTC

Means I can drink all this beer myself though.

2018-10-17 00:04:50 UTC

Adolf is probably the sole person who will remain blocked.

2018-10-17 00:05:15 UTC

If I'm not hammered I get angry and sad.

2018-10-17 00:05:19 UTC

But can cruz skate ?

2018-10-17 00:05:22 UTC

@Timcast That reads as "Democrats want to win so bad that they will sell _any promise imaginable_ to _anyone with the cash_ as long as they win."

2018-10-17 00:05:24 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2018-10-17 00:05:31 UTC

can jet fuel melt steel beams?

2018-10-17 00:05:36 UTC

Scribble.

2018-10-17 00:05:42 UTC

You need some belly rubs don't you.

2018-10-17 00:05:51 UTC

There are, of course, two sides to most fundraising.

2018-10-17 00:05:52 UTC

Can scribblehaus melt steel beams?

2018-10-17 00:06:01 UTC

Mad boy needs some gentle dicking to calm him down.

2018-10-17 00:06:08 UTC

Sorry yโ€™all

2018-10-17 00:06:14 UTC

What's up.

2018-10-17 00:06:17 UTC

You gonna do it

2018-10-17 00:06:18 UTC

???

2018-10-17 00:06:22 UTC

Gonna do what?

2018-10-17 00:06:25 UTC

Suicide.

2018-10-17 00:06:34 UTC

What made you think that

2018-10-17 00:06:39 UTC

I don't know.

2018-10-17 00:06:46 UTC

Ironically enough

2018-10-17 00:06:49 UTC

Shit went down

2018-10-17 00:07:06 UTC

And the power was off cuz apparently a check bounced and the electric bill was not payed

2018-10-17 00:07:21 UTC

That sucks.

2018-10-17 00:07:27 UTC

Guessing your power is back up nowthough.

2018-10-17 00:07:32 UTC

Hmmm

2018-10-17 00:07:38 UTC

I havenโ€™t talked in hours and now I am

2018-10-17 00:07:41 UTC

I wonder what caused that

2018-10-17 00:07:45 UTC

When is Tim going to make a donator only Minecraft server? <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-10-17 00:07:50 UTC

Duh.

2018-10-17 00:08:01 UTC

minecraft is ass cancer

2018-10-17 00:08:10 UTC

Uh let it be known that on October 16th in my perspective

2018-10-17 00:08:18 UTC

Why a Bitch Gotta Lie.

2018-10-17 00:08:21 UTC

Miss Scribblehatchet killed himself

2018-10-17 00:08:27 UTC

Shut up.

2018-10-17 00:08:31 UTC

No bullying Scribble.

2018-10-17 00:08:34 UTC

when is Tim gonna play ForkKnife with me?

2018-10-17 00:08:41 UTC

Only I'm allowed to bully Scribble.

2018-10-17 00:08:46 UTC

This WIFI shit makes me wanna go back to mars

2018-10-17 00:08:51 UTC

After you lose some weight fatty

2018-10-17 00:08:52 UTC

@R9b1t I'm concerned that is the case as well.

2018-10-17 00:09:20 UTC

Go back to mars martian fag.

2018-10-17 00:09:20 UTC

Ok why the fuck is Ben Shapiro is Rick

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/501909546353295371/image0.jpg

2018-10-17 00:09:24 UTC

Iโ€™ve learned to stop caring, most people on the internet Iโ€™ve met make irrational text based decisions

2018-10-17 00:09:57 UTC

Okay, this is epic

2018-10-17 00:10:05 UTC

Guys notice I didn't block Gear for any of that.

2018-10-17 00:10:06 UTC

Fake bot

2018-10-17 00:10:10 UTC

Scrib isnโ€™t typing

2018-10-17 00:11:49 UTC

> Scrib is actually just the new version of NPC Scrib

2018-10-17 00:11:52 UTC

Shut the fuck up Skinny

2018-10-17 00:12:07 UTC

Homo sapien is best

2018-10-17 00:12:13 UTC

Youโ€™re an *actual* homo

2018-10-17 00:12:16 UTC

Why didn't you block me faggoli.

2018-10-17 00:12:17 UTC

Scrib is npc bot

2018-10-17 00:13:06 UTC

>copies what everyone else is saying

2018-10-17 00:13:11 UTC

*calls someone else an npc*

2018-10-17 00:13:14 UTC

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-10-17 00:13:49 UTC

shoe is good

2018-10-17 00:13:57 UTC

as a canadian, I can confirm canada does not exist

2018-10-17 00:14:01 UTC

Do you know how much mileage that gif got when Florida went red for Trump. lol

2018-10-17 00:14:05 UTC

Oh the salty bois.

2018-10-17 00:14:06 UTC

i know how the democrats can win in november , alls the have to do is keep playing the victim

2018-10-17 00:14:10 UTC

and be fragile

2018-10-17 00:14:30 UTC

I have inside sources who confirm

2018-10-17 00:14:38 UTC

You know what.

2018-10-17 00:14:40 UTC

#met00

2018-10-17 00:14:41 UTC

That if people say Drumpf 20,032 more times, he's truly finished.

2018-10-17 00:14:49 UTC

Canada doesn't respect its own sovereignty all that much, so I wouldn't be surprised if they cease to be a country.

2018-10-17 00:14:49 UTC

Tonight is the night.

2018-10-17 00:15:13 UTC

Yep itโ€™s night

2018-10-17 00:15:23 UTC

Justin claims he wants to bring Canada to be the first post nation state

2018-10-17 00:15:25 UTC

Fuck off faggot.

2018-10-17 00:15:30 UTC

I had a paper due yesterday and I got a literary analysis due in 7 hours

2018-10-17 00:15:43 UTC

What is tonight

2018-10-17 00:15:44 UTC

He's gonna get yeeted tho

2018-10-17 00:15:45 UTC

I'm like so behind.

2018-10-17 00:15:51 UTC

I skipped most of my classes.

2018-10-17 00:16:01 UTC

Phase 1 starts in several hours when the entire country gets stoned

2018-10-17 00:16:13 UTC

Good timing

2018-10-17 00:16:18 UTC

justin cuck tredeu

2018-10-17 00:16:20 UTC

Should I even do my paper then?

2018-10-17 00:16:46 UTC

Actually the one I was referring to was due about 19 hours ago

2018-10-17 00:16:48 UTC

got kicked out of high school than had to go to this final chance type shit hole where they didn't teach us anything dad pulled me out and made me go to online school.

2018-10-17 00:16:50 UTC

school is gay.

2018-10-17 00:16:54 UTC

So fellow leaflanders, now that a significant portion of the voters in our way are going to be 2stoned, how do we proceed?

2018-10-17 00:16:59 UTC

I just havenโ€™t read the book all the way to finish it

2018-10-17 00:17:03 UTC

skool is gey axe tim

2018-10-17 00:17:09 UTC

School really is shit.

2018-10-17 00:17:14 UTC

I didn't go to high school.

2018-10-17 00:17:17 UTC

school is ass

2018-10-17 00:17:18 UTC

they would pat us down and use a metal dectator on everyone.

2018-10-17 00:17:23 UTC

Youโ€™re just saying that because your school is too easy

2018-10-17 00:17:27 UTC

I went to work instead, lol.

2018-10-17 00:17:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/501911608566480897/8726991116492462891253Faccount_id253D1.png

2018-10-17 00:17:46 UTC

good

2018-10-17 00:17:47 UTC

Yup.

2018-10-17 00:17:51 UTC

College aint worth it.

2018-10-17 00:17:51 UTC

fuck college

2018-10-17 00:18:09 UTC

@LotheronPrime Yep, Soros paid for another one.

2018-10-17 00:18:11 UTC

So are they like a bunch of rich assholes walking north because drumpf?

2018-10-17 00:18:12 UTC

ugh

2018-10-17 00:18:20 UTC

And only a few actually need to get there

2018-10-17 00:18:22 UTC

2018-10-17 00:18:28 UTC

can't spell either

2018-10-17 00:18:58 UTC

Where does the 2% start?

2018-10-17 00:19:06 UTC

Theyโ€™re going to stop soon, winter is hard if you donโ€™t pack

2018-10-17 00:19:08 UTC

Trades and tech are the way to go if you wanna do post-secondary

2018-10-17 00:19:19 UTC

And have been for ages

2018-10-17 00:19:21 UTC

got the point I was going into debt and had a job that was making more than what I would have made coming out of it

2018-10-17 00:19:24 UTC

also, i'm in tech

2018-10-17 00:19:29 UTC

college isn't required for that

2018-10-17 00:19:33 UTC

just knowhow

2018-10-17 00:19:51 UTC

gonna sneak out and go get shot

2018-10-17 00:20:02 UTC

@Grenade123 dont they place economic sanctions on countries that asault on western values,

2018-10-17 00:20:08 UTC

Nice

2018-10-17 00:20:28 UTC

Depends on what you're getting into. I know a lot of studios that do software, and people who do hiring. They want grads
However if you're doing IT/Networking they just want certs if they want anything

2018-10-17 00:20:44 UTC

Amazing how we've completely surrendered temporary jobs to below living wages forever.

2018-10-17 00:21:20 UTC

I doubt Thomas Jefferson ever wrote a resume

2018-10-17 00:21:22 UTC

yeah I'm not aprogrammer

2018-10-17 00:21:24 UTC

Think about that

2018-10-17 00:21:30 UTC

would never be a coder

2018-10-17 00:21:37 UTC

they make shit unless you're good

2018-10-17 00:21:38 UTC

Ro, don't go all Hopsin on us.

2018-10-17 00:21:48 UTC

and have to compete with script kiddies and shit

2018-10-17 00:21:51 UTC

Whatโ€™s a good in

2018-10-17 00:21:54 UTC

Shit

2018-10-17 00:21:56 UTC

That MCSA tho

2018-10-17 00:22:08 UTC

My coder friend confirms.

2018-10-17 00:22:13 UTC

I'm MCP

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but that's it

2018-10-17 00:22:15 UTC

I'm really good at being a programmer.

2018-10-17 00:22:16 UTC

Geez all these friends

2018-10-17 00:22:24 UTC

Still canโ€™t get a tech based job

2018-10-17 00:22:36 UTC

Good. I'm glad networking has become useless.

2018-10-17 00:22:40 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-10-17 00:22:44 UTC

I am set, can program robots now

2018-10-17 00:22:46 UTC

shut up scrib

2018-10-17 00:22:47 UTC

Serves you all right.

2018-10-17 00:22:50 UTC

networking isnt useless

2018-10-17 00:22:51 UTC

Nice

2018-10-17 00:22:59 UTC

>get outdated MCSA, starting pay is 120k
I wish I had hopped on the bandwagon sooner so I could be in on that

2018-10-17 00:23:01 UTC

luck and timing

2018-10-17 00:23:03 UTC

your opinion on social norms, employment, or almost anything else are worse than useless, scrib.

2018-10-17 00:23:04 UTC

I was gonna become a biomedical engineer

2018-10-17 00:23:12 UTC

I didn't get my MCP until current job

2018-10-17 00:23:13 UTC

Sorry, you defend networking?

2018-10-17 00:23:19 UTC

Well I wonโ€™t say Iโ€™m not

2018-10-17 00:23:19 UTC

"Well scrib said it was bad"

2018-10-17 00:23:19 UTC

when a cert was part of my commitments

2018-10-17 00:23:21 UTC

lol

2018-10-17 00:23:26 UTC

I had no certs

2018-10-17 00:23:31 UTC

jsut many years in industry

2018-10-17 00:23:40 UTC

Dude, how you gonna do business with people you've never met?

2018-10-17 00:23:42 UTC

<:NPC:500042527231967262> Believe opposite of scrib.

2018-10-17 00:23:43 UTC

it's stupid

2018-10-17 00:23:50 UTC

Ur dur did the uh inventor of college have to go go to college ๐Ÿค”

2018-10-17 00:23:55 UTC

I still want to pursue architectural engineering as one of my minors

2018-10-17 00:23:56 UTC

networking is a fancy word for talking to people

2018-10-17 00:24:04 UTC

It's a fancy word for nepotism, yes.

2018-10-17 00:24:04 UTC

selfishly

2018-10-17 00:24:07 UTC

Canโ€™t do that without going through civil engineering though

2018-10-17 00:24:16 UTC

well we dont want shit to fall down do we

2018-10-17 00:24:19 UTC

"--NO! NOT NEPOTISM" Right?

2018-10-17 00:24:26 UTC

shit being buildings

2018-10-17 00:24:33 UTC

Also musical theatre, please donโ€™t call me gay

2018-10-17 00:24:34 UTC

Scribble, isn't it your bed time?

2018-10-17 00:24:39 UTC

That's gay as fuck.

2018-10-17 00:24:40 UTC

scrib, it may be the case that only your immediate family is willing to talk to you; and in that case networking for business is nepotism. Otherwise, no.

2018-10-17 00:24:42 UTC

Liberate tu te me ex infernis

2018-10-17 00:24:45 UTC

no u

2018-10-17 00:24:45 UTC

That's not what nepotism means.

2018-10-17 00:24:53 UTC

It's more about what the puppy's bedtime is.

2018-10-17 00:24:53 UTC

hey scrib isn't it time for your nightly Dora the Explorer marathon?

2018-10-17 00:24:57 UTC

lol

2018-10-17 00:25:07 UTC

@LotheronPrime ๐Ÿ˜

2018-10-17 00:25:07 UTC

You have a puppy?

2018-10-17 00:25:09 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2018-10-17 00:25:14 UTC

lool

2018-10-17 00:25:16 UTC

What we're witnessing here is Goblin Slayer levels of gang rape

2018-10-17 00:25:23 UTC

Yes, I have a puppy.

2018-10-17 00:25:36 UTC

Talking about yourself in third person?

2018-10-17 00:25:37 UTC

Networking is like interviewing, but more efficient.

2018-10-17 00:25:44 UTC

Gear bringing the low effort.

2018-10-17 00:25:45 UTC

depends

2018-10-17 00:25:50 UTC

Mhmm.

2018-10-17 00:25:53 UTC

Too tired for effort.

2018-10-17 00:25:54 UTC

I hardly ever get networking effient, never works out

2018-10-17 00:26:00 UTC

Low-energy @Gear

2018-10-17 00:26:11 UTC

;- )

2018-10-17 00:26:12 UTC

Fuck you nigger niggy.

2018-10-17 00:26:14 UTC

Lyin Xorgy.

2018-10-17 00:26:32 UTC

The new timcast discord project

2018-10-17 00:26:39 UTC

Getting scribb to work

2018-10-17 00:26:40 UTC

Can't talk shit when you watsed an hour trying to give help to a person who had you blocked.

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