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So... men who got raped donโt have to turn over any information? I mean the article is only talking about women.
men cant be raped according to the left
I think there could be clause about deleting the data if they drop the case
unless lgbtqect
jobs jobs jobs
hahahaha, everyone knows no men ever suffer.
@LotheronPrime TOTAL MYTH, NO JOBS EXIST, MUST... KEEP... LAZING....
Wow
there are probably more job openings today than every in the history of the country.
(though if you go back further than about a decade, you start comparing vastly different sizes of population)
This fucking guy. I was in a Subway once during lunch (my high school gives us 30 minute lunches and we're right across the street from one) and I walk in and see Stephan. I had already dove into the Death Grips Pitโข, and so I was fully aware of who he was. I get in line behind him, and whisper "Hey man big fan, could I get your autograph?" He gave me a look as if I was some lovecraftian beast forgotten by man that had just devoured a new born baby. I shrugged this off however, figuring it was just to keep up the persona. As the waitress (who was a cute Asian girl) asked for his order, he let out a hushed "...flat bread," she took a piece from the bread containment unit and put it on a piece of Subwayโข branded parchment. "Toppings for this one sir?" "Mayonnaise." I gave the girl a glance, then shot Stephan a quick "wtf?" look. "O-ok...what meat/vegetables would you like?" Coulda sworn Ride had a vein pop out of his fucking head, as he changed his order to "The little black things...what is that?" "Those are olives, sir." "Ok fuck em...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" He then punched a whole through the 3.7852 inch thick glass casing and started eating the glass/olive mixture. "GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MAYONNAISE ON THE BREAD" She was fucking shaking at this point and quickly followed instruction. She kept on pouring more mayo into the flat bread as Ride would scream out "MORE."
The bottle was used entirely. Ride practically reverts back to his "base form" from his beast like state, and unravels some dust or some shit from his jean pocket. A rubber band, what I'm guessing was expired boysenberry jelly, and some form of currency. "W-what form of currency is that sir?" "It's a fish dollar, I got it from that fucker in Reality Zone 09vcx2332. It's pretty fucked out there right? Wonderful weather here." She was in a mind fuck state. She took his "money" and gave him his mayo bread. The fucker broke the glass in the door and ran off somewhere. Never signed my fucking paper with his autograph either.
copypasta belongs to shitposting
Eat my pee pee.
well.. guess you won't need it anymore
itadakimas
stretch you on like latex mask
a head?
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@Gear Also, can you change your status on Discord? it refuses to autocomplete your name because you're red.
what do you call tim's facial hair?
This is the meme.
ANTIFA detected
I don't want notifications from the people I have added and servers I'm in.
I could mute them all but that's a pain.
YOu have to rank up or be a pateron to live link
STAAAAHP
TOP KEK
come come fuck party
lmao
I dunno
beto has outraised a ton
and cruz will probably win
SAY SAY SAY
HARD-O-GAY
This bitch liked me but than she got grossed out because I have two giant ass burn marks on my arm.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Means I can drink all this beer myself though.
Adolf is probably the sole person who will remain blocked.
If I'm not hammered I get angry and sad.
But can cruz skate ?
@Timcast That reads as "Democrats want to win so bad that they will sell _any promise imaginable_ to _anyone with the cash_ as long as they win."
๐
can jet fuel melt steel beams?
Scribble.
You need some belly rubs don't you.
There are, of course, two sides to most fundraising.
Can scribblehaus melt steel beams?
Mad boy needs some gentle dicking to calm him down.
Sorry yโall
What's up.
You gonna do it
???
Gonna do what?
Suicide.
What made you think that
I don't know.
Ironically enough
Shit went down
And the power was off cuz apparently a check bounced and the electric bill was not payed
That sucks.
Guessing your power is back up nowthough.
Hmmm
I havenโt talked in hours and now I am
I wonder what caused that
When is Tim going to make a donator only Minecraft server? <:TimThink:482277772497125378>
Duh.
minecraft is ass cancer
Uh let it be known that on October 16th in my perspective
Why a Bitch Gotta Lie.
Miss Scribblehatchet killed himself
Shut up.
No bullying Scribble.
when is Tim gonna play ForkKnife with me?
Only I'm allowed to bully Scribble.
This WIFI shit makes me wanna go back to mars
After you lose some weight fatty
Go back to mars martian fag.
Ok why the fuck is Ben Shapiro is Rick
Iโve learned to stop caring, most people on the internet Iโve met make irrational text based decisions
Okay, this is epic
Guys notice I didn't block Gear for any of that.
Fake bot
Scrib isnโt typing
> Scrib is actually just the new version of NPC Scrib
Shut the fuck up Skinny
Homo sapien is best
Youโre an *actual* homo
Why didn't you block me faggoli.
Scrib is npc bot
>copies what everyone else is saying
*calls someone else an npc*
<:TimThink:482277772497125378>
shoe is good
as a canadian, I can confirm canada does not exist
Do you know how much mileage that gif got when Florida went red for Trump. lol
Oh the salty bois.
i know how the democrats can win in november , alls the have to do is keep playing the victim
and be fragile
I have inside sources who confirm
You know what.
#met00
That if people say Drumpf 20,032 more times, he's truly finished.
Canada doesn't respect its own sovereignty all that much, so I wouldn't be surprised if they cease to be a country.
Tonight is the night.
Yep itโs night
Justin claims he wants to bring Canada to be the first post nation state
Fuck off faggot.
I had a paper due yesterday and I got a literary analysis due in 7 hours
What is tonight
He's gonna get yeeted tho
I'm like so behind.
I skipped most of my classes.
Phase 1 starts in several hours when the entire country gets stoned
Good timing
justin cuck tredeu
Should I even do my paper then?
Actually the one I was referring to was due about 19 hours ago
got kicked out of high school than had to go to this final chance type shit hole where they didn't teach us anything dad pulled me out and made me go to online school.
school is gay.
So fellow leaflanders, now that a significant portion of the voters in our way are going to be 2stoned, how do we proceed?
I just havenโt read the book all the way to finish it
skool is gey axe tim
School really is shit.
I didn't go to high school.
school is ass
they would pat us down and use a metal dectator on everyone.
Youโre just saying that because your school is too easy
I went to work instead, lol.
good
Yup.
College aint worth it.
fuck college
@LotheronPrime Yep, Soros paid for another one.
So are they like a bunch of rich assholes walking north because drumpf?
ugh
And only a few actually need to get there
can't spell either
Where does the 2% start?
Theyโre going to stop soon, winter is hard if you donโt pack
Trades and tech are the way to go if you wanna do post-secondary
And have been for ages
got the point I was going into debt and had a job that was making more than what I would have made coming out of it
also, i'm in tech
college isn't required for that
just knowhow
gonna sneak out and go get shot
@Grenade123 dont they place economic sanctions on countries that asault on western values,
Nice
Depends on what you're getting into. I know a lot of studios that do software, and people who do hiring. They want grads
However if you're doing IT/Networking they just want certs if they want anything
Amazing how we've completely surrendered temporary jobs to below living wages forever.
I doubt Thomas Jefferson ever wrote a resume
yeah I'm not aprogrammer
Think about that
would never be a coder
they make shit unless you're good
Ro, don't go all Hopsin on us.
and have to compete with script kiddies and shit
Whatโs a good in
Shit
That MCSA tho
My coder friend confirms.
I'm MCP
but that's it
I'm really good at being a programmer.
Geez all these friends
Still canโt get a tech based job
Good. I'm glad networking has become useless.
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I am set, can program robots now
shut up scrib
Serves you all right.
networking isnt useless
Nice
>get outdated MCSA, starting pay is 120k
I wish I had hopped on the bandwagon sooner so I could be in on that
luck and timing
your opinion on social norms, employment, or almost anything else are worse than useless, scrib.
I was gonna become a biomedical engineer
I didn't get my MCP until current job
Sorry, you defend networking?
Well I wonโt say Iโm not
"Well scrib said it was bad"
when a cert was part of my commitments
lol
I had no certs
jsut many years in industry
Dude, how you gonna do business with people you've never met?
<:NPC:500042527231967262> Believe opposite of scrib.
it's stupid
Ur dur did the uh inventor of college have to go go to college ๐ค
I still want to pursue architectural engineering as one of my minors
networking is a fancy word for talking to people
It's a fancy word for nepotism, yes.
selfishly
Canโt do that without going through civil engineering though
well we dont want shit to fall down do we
"--NO! NOT NEPOTISM" Right?
shit being buildings
Also musical theatre, please donโt call me gay
Scribble, isn't it your bed time?
That's gay as fuck.
scrib, it may be the case that only your immediate family is willing to talk to you; and in that case networking for business is nepotism. Otherwise, no.
Liberate tu te me ex infernis
no u
That's not what nepotism means.
It's more about what the puppy's bedtime is.
hey scrib isn't it time for your nightly Dora the Explorer marathon?
lol
@LotheronPrime ๐
You have a puppy?
๐
lool
What we're witnessing here is Goblin Slayer levels of gang rape
Yes, I have a puppy.
Talking about yourself in third person?
Networking is like interviewing, but more efficient.
Gear bringing the low effort.
depends
Mhmm.
Too tired for effort.
I hardly ever get networking effient, never works out
;- )
Fuck you nigger niggy.
Lyin Xorgy.
The new timcast discord project
Getting scribb to work
Can't talk shit when you watsed an hour trying to give help to a person who had you blocked.
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