Clap faster.

Just toss a grenade into the room

Once you break the sound barrier it just crushes them with the sonic boom

Scorched Earth tactics

Nah, go to the store, get some Raid.

Nothing like good ol' fashioned WMDs.

I wish I was a kitten so I could have a crow friend

Nuke the room

And then backstab 'em when you get older and need hunting practics?

actually fuck that I'd rather have a raven friend. Crows are always fidgeting around like they're tweakers, but ravens are all chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ikm3o5hDks

Kidnap Tim and have him get the fly out

If he fails you still have Tim and a crime record

I still prefer my WMDs.

Can the ancaps get the recreational nukes already?

Too subtle a fix

I'm getting impatient.

k

What drugs are you guys on? I want some! 😛

@I AM ERROR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fu-Xmq0DHE

If I had to point at one video as the reason youtube should exist..

It's just a font of instant happiness.

So well edited.

Such a good bird

The music is perfect.

Although a bit mean spirited..

These were all total mismatches.

🙀

what about hamster on a piano?

i liked hamster under a piano more

the smear it made was very colourfull

Wow this fucking bizarre

I hadn't gotten all the way through this clip

https://youtu.be/b81QY2dDmdQ?t=11m37s

Jim's style of interrogation can get downright retarded

He accuses Sargon of being a leader

And giving in to... taking up leadership

And being good at organizing events

Accusing him of enjoying it

...

What the fuck is this

This is counter-culture to a fault.

You don't just enjoy being the underdog forever. Sometimes you gotta LEAD.

This is why I hate Jim. He's a wishy washy little fucknozzle.

I LOVE that Karen sees this.

LOVE IT

Karen is my favorite youtuber.

I was following her before I was following ANY anti-sjw. Before I knew there was gonna be SJWs en masse

He's just someone who cares far too much about appearances and is too afraid to do anything of value for fear of criticism

He really does come across as a whiny child when Sargon directly called him out and deflected the petty insults.

He *can* be entertaining in how he tears into people, but it doesn't make him come across well at all

Metokur doesn't wanna lead, because then you have to proclaim, instead of just criticize

All he does is just talk about other peoples faults, but he himself doesn't say anything, so he can get away with it

It's so weird how Sargon has as many detractors as he has.

I legit don't understand where people take issue.

Sargon is one of the most consistently reasonable figures youtube has ever seen.

When friends go off the deep end, he doesn't.

When friends drag him towards the deep end, he doesn't follow.

When he's pressured to throw someone under the bus, he laughs.

The only thing that may stop Sargon, is his government.

Yeah, but I bet the Juggernaut could beat him up

I dislike jim too

He has no real core values

He just trolls and attacks others for fun

I'm glad more people than myself are saying that.

It used to be everyone was buying it.

While I just got annoyed.

Because I've SEEN THIS plenty of times throughout my life

That smooth talker? He always turns out to be an ass.

I rememeber him spouting nonsense about vee on new year

I'm not happy about him being banned by Twitter and Youtube.

I finally get to advocate for the rights of someone I hate!!

FINALLY.

It was the same shit when he was known as Internet Aristocrat. He only cared about the drama

It happened to someone I hate! It's not self-serving at all if I fight for him!

Well we gor kraut back for more drama now

😂

why are canadians so p**sed about the US-mexico deal?

What's this deal?

cuz now Trudeau has to make a deal too

and that means Trump will win

and if Trudeau doesnt, Mexico will jsut take over Canada's trade

Trudeau has been the worst Canadian PM in at least the past 25 years

Mexico dont seem phased https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/1034372516351856641?s=20

Well i dislike trump but this deal he plans looks interesting tbh

He plans to put minimum wage for mexican workers in there

interesting way of cutting economic migrants

I like that we can all admit this

I wonder if the US will help with mexico's southern border

"I dislike the person. His plan is great. He has my support."

That's such progress.

My god.

We've broken the honesty barrier.

Or the lie barrier. Whichever makes more sense. I dunno.

Charisma barrier..?

Well i will w8 for when the deal is finalized to pass the judgement

It's the end of an old 80s cop film

"YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. YOU DISOBEYED MY ORDERS"

"BUT GODDAMMIT.. YOU GET RESULTS."

That spells such good things for employment everywhere.