I’m glad people are getting off Facebook

That’s good news

I personally use facebook, but I hardly ever post anything on there, I just use it for the messenger.

@everyone My nofap was going well but then I got a hernia from semen buildup in my ballsack; why didn't you warn me about this

lololol

how do I fix this without jerking off

lmao

u must pee

i did

pee is stored in the balls

<:totenthink:390928462459699201>

>not participating in no fap eternity

use a big needle to empty it

oof

are you kidding?

or

@Tony Hovater <:hellyeah:374715727833464836>

@Tarnfurt no I'm serious

this happened last night

what the fuck

nofap jewish trick confirmed

It felt like having a third testicle or some shit

was painful

I've gotten some pretty painful side effects every time I've tried nofap

I just gave up

Dafuq lol

I had blueballs after a couple weeks but ignored it

the answer isn't fapping or nofap

I'm too high T, there's so much shit piling up

eventually developed into hernia

@Fevs me too bro

we're meant to be married at like 16

I've been lifting 7 hours a week

So that's contributing too

you have to take zinc while you do it for extra pain

What do you mean a hernia

So I should marry a 16 year old instead of doing nofap

you must fight the pain

do it for Hitler

What do you think puberty is for, biologically? it's the time we're meant to start mating

and mating is meant for marriage

not promiscuity or fapping

so it seems logical to me that marrying young is how it's supposed to be: it *was* that way for thousands of years

Just don’t whack it everyday. Moderation. Haha

that's how i intend to raise my children

No fap does not give you a hernia lol

@Tarnfurt Mating? Nigga I can't afford one of them new dolls are you kidding

fuking A, I walk away from discord for 10 minutes and thsi is what I see

You pulled something doofus

@MACrusader Actually he didn't, that's the whole point

I mean the hernia disappeared after jerking off

@Fevs Sad!

Lulz

fap yourself silly, unless your @Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe in that case you might wanna read a book on how to fap

lmao

Then you dont have a hernia

But it was a huge lump on my scrotum which was quite painful

fapping's kinda gay tho

Maybe you're just REALLY confused and that lump WAS your scrotum

I mean testicle-sized lump

LOL

Like it looked like a third ball

so you had a ball on your ball

yes

Sounds slavic enough. Maybe see a veterinarian if you're concerned about it

Maybe you're just so high T your body had to develop a new testicle

Thats not a hernia dumbo , you need to have surgery to fix a hernia

wtf is it then

have you googled this

Probably just a testicle

yes

upload a pic of your balls to google

I didn't find any answers

Its just build up

@Fevs NO FEVS I DON'T HAVE 3 TESTICLES

PM @Der Jäger A pic so he can help diagnose

lmao

no gay

fuk no

was it like above one of the balls?

to the side

could have been a hydrocele

wasn't attached to a ball

cancer?

was free-floating

Hol' up

Whatchu mean "WAS"

@Der Jäger no because it disappeared after ejaculating

TWP we beatin’ again?

This nigga

"There's a weird lump in my nuts, maybe I'll just jack off"

Youz niggas retarded

I mean it worked

ah ok hmmm well then i guess you went too long between faps

real quality wholesome Nationalist content hours

it was probably jizz buildup

listen can we pls change subject...talk about knights and snails mkay

https://aleteia.org/2016/06/22/why-did-medieval-knights-fight-snails/

"come join the TWP and reject the sick modern world"

LOL

Thats exactly what it was

this isn't a sexual conversation tho

@Tarnfurt

Jizz buildup is a solid mass in your ballsac

Sounds about right

fevs knows

yup

resident fevs

TIL: nofap gives you cancer

dude that was a yuge amount of semen no homo

Like I said, probably a hydrocele. Fluid buildup in the lining that forms a lump.

Next time you find a weird lump you should probably do a little research instead of touching yourself

That seems like a very strange response to that situation

lmao

i almost spit out my coffee

Could be Testicluar cancer

Lol

@Fevs I mean it worked

LOL

fuk i did spit coffee

TIL: Masturbation cures testicular cancer

I suspected it was semen buildup and I was correct

self diag ftw

IT WASN'T CANCER

smh

SEMEN BUILDUP DOES NOT MAKE A THIRD TESTICLE

@Hadrian THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE WEAK SPERM NIGGER

Fact: Pee is stored in the balls

@Hadrian if you have enough buildup then yeah it does

but only after several days of chad lifting

>several days

Nigga I thought you were like months in or something

I mean consecutive days

Nigga yeah I've been lifting for months but taking off on Sundays

Nigga shouldve faught threw the pain

recently I've been including the weekends too for no breaks

This dude's 4 days in nofap and thinks it's creating lumps in his nuts

@Fevs dude I've been on nofap for weeks

smdh

And if you edge while nofap it doesnt count

wait it doesn't?

Wait what

No

fugg

I thought edging was like the ultimate nofap

amputate your balls

of course it doesn't count wtf is this gay bullshit yall are pulling

It can help build your stamina later , but it is not true nofap

exactly; edging is still touching yourself

NO PORN

NO TOUCHING

^

if you can't control your dick you don't need it

ok

go to the kitchen

Real Eunuch hours who up

get the largest knife

Lulz

put the knife on the stove

then cut em off

fuck off schlomo

Okay brb

use this

>assuming people here have gonads to cut off

Who buys bagels that aren't pre sliced anymore wtf

real inquisition hours

who up

@Fevs I do.

that was a trap

jewboy

>implying

What’s the joke? ^

Beans can be used to replace the battery to run the mechanics of the clock

Common knowledge

I'm sure that's probably the joke here

Lol!

Please dont put a ! behind your Lol, it makes you look like a boomer.

I need a template for that shit

Lol! Sad!

Fuck you Justin

Sick my white ass

*suck

Please don't use end punctuation in an online chatroom, it makes you look like an AUTIST

I. Will. Punctuate. Everything!

@Fevs we need a Fevs reacc

Sheeeeiiiittt

Are we posting weird pictures on our phones without any context

Wait we already have one

is that a turtle

I think it's the skull of some kinda rodent

I can't give context though that ruins the joke

Unrelated but I meant to send this earlier

Hail Sam Hyde! Hail Victory!

Idk how I sent 2 pics

That top one was just a random meme I had saved

Didn't mean to send it

wtf why didnt that one work

no .jpg

It's from my phone nigga

Ty

np

SPURDO DETECTED

FUCK

It's posting more than the pics I'm clicking on for some reason

Here comes accidental nudes

That's what I'm worried about

Gay ass ni🅱️🅱️a

"accidental"

(((Pure accident)))

your moms?

delet this

That's an anti that showed up at cville 1 to protest us

The bearded lady

BLEHHHH

hey does anyone have footage of this?

http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article162280078.html

cant find shit on youtube

I hate college...

all i see is free food

do a Hate Bus tour and follow them

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe If that is true, holy shit.

>Ubuntu drums

Lol

I use ElementaryOS tbh

I hate it man

I feel like every month is nigger month

I feel like we just had this shit

We did!