Everything has to be right

Sheesh

Sounds like my wife

Lol

Rip

That wife gonna bust you upside the head with your computer. Saying stuff like that

Don’t hit me

Your wife will. Not me

Which one are you right now

Neither

You are not you?

🤔

@s t a i n e d g l a s s

How are you... not you

I thought you said you wanted to be my wife

2.0 knows. We both aliens

The fuk is going on right now

I did not say that !!!

Yes you did

Fine... I’m cheating on you... with Beyonce

@Colonel Sanders™ whose?

Yours

@Mr1Gonzalez alright jay z

Face reveal

@s t a i n e d g l a s s I can be your jay z

No

You can be my rhianna

I’ll post my nuts hang on

🥜

I can’t sleep 😿

@s t a i n e d g l a s s why can’t you sleep

Stuff

Pm

I have insomnia

Dm

No wiener pics please

@Colonel Sanders™ you should be in bed sleeping.

You have school

Why would I send a pic

@Colonel Sanders™ you have no ass

Wtf

No ass

So random these discussions appear to be

No u

i wish things were easier, like waking up in the a.m. and being able to eat whatever is desired manifest whatever is wanted so hunger is no longer part of the problem. i for one am sick and tired of waking up to go almost the entire day without eating

they say food does the mind a whole lotta goodm so i hear anyway

oh hey, how does this society expect peace to evolve when every country has at least one sanction on it. if and when i get my shit together imma gonna run for prime minister of canada and when elected every country that has a sanction on it will have the sanction removed, I will then force feed the countries starved people, this includes north korea whereas all I want to do with kim is shake his hand, invite him to stay in my home, smoke some weed, play a few video games and talk trade agreements. trump, ya might wanna do the same

epic

4 horsemen
Myself
Trump
Un
Putin

2017 i was walking across a foot bridge in trial b.c. having a thermal nuclear meltdown, I yelled nuke this rock, not even 6 hours later, trump gets on facebook and says "god wants him to nuke the world" or it was a facebook header. i've been banned from using facebook and will not go back to the inadequate uselessness of mark zuckerberg's creation, to think, freedom of speech has been revoked as even myself saying anything muslim related gets my ass banned, so fuck islam, fuck allah and fuck you for trying to block my access to freedoms of speech in which i granted. mark zuckerberg in my opinion should be towed to open waters on a leaky wooden raft without his money and made to leave the free world. i wanted to sue mark zuckerberg for 3 times his net worth or 1 times his net worth plus his entire company so I in turn could show mark zuckerberg what it means to revoke freedoms granted by a god he still disrespects

and in 2017 in the same little community of trial b.c. a medical doctor informs me, she thinks i think i'm god while all i was trying to do was get some kind of pain reliever for the spinal cord damage caused by mankinds inability to operate a motor vehicle without fucking on a mobile phone at the same time, I've been told I'm satan, satan's spawn, the son, the christ, the second coming, the key, natas, everything that has happened over the course of my life has been related to this useless religion made up by greed and mankinds inability to comprehend crime exists because of restrictions, sanctions, lies, guilt, hatred. remove the restrictions crime has no place, allow every living being the same amount of respect the next guy get, again, crime has no place. I admit, I am special, I also admit and will continue to claim responsibility for the actions of mankind due to a head injury that happened to me as I was trying to flea the area. the human father tells me he killed a little girl in a shot gun battle whereas that little girl is me, i care less for stupid actions against one another and fear not the reaper, in fact I have proposed to her on multiple occasions for her hand in marriage and I think she has accepted my proposal, besides, even death requires a new skill set, she needs rest

mankind rewrote the bible to mankind's fittings, to make mankind the special character, to play innocent when the shit goes south even though it is the inhumane species claiming to be human, my personal belief, none of the species we see everyday are human because humans were never as rude as the species I see. the only way to properly fix the shit this species created for the new comers is in, again, my opinion, hotbox planet earth using marijuana. it will either kill off stupid all together or genuinely make everyone happy. donald j. trump, had you listened to my words of wisdom back in 2017 and lit up the skies to make no one see 2 feet in front of there faces, line the oxygen with the smell and taste of cannabis, you wouldn't be having the issues you're experiencing today, the system would have stabilized and we'd be on our way to a proper way of living filled not of greed but filled with a respect to the planet given to mankind.

and even as god, I don't punish mankind, mankind punishes themselves for its when mankind fucks up, the algorithm kicks in and fucks up man. most call it Karma whereas I call it the creation of the algorithm

What’s happening?

I want to be on whatever he is taking

Will you take me shopping?

@THE-BRIAN watch the state of the union

i just want to be happy

love is the answer

@THE-BRIAN love is a wonderful thing

The berns be like

LOW ON SOCIALISM ENERGY. NEED... MORE... BULLSHIT

Just ask Jeb Bush for some of his energy. Oh wait...

eww jeb

No no. JEB!

With like 2% of the vote.

Probably less.

LOVE isnt greedy

im not sure. -22 is very cold. how do you stay warm?

The roleplay is strong

Nice

I want paid family leave

no

ew

companies shouldn't be forced to pay you for not doing work because you decided to get pregnant

I disagree.

Men should get leave too.

I agree with fat dix

Lmaooooo

@sɪᴅɪsɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴇ then you get pregnant and have a baby

I know what you mean but I don’t think it should be forced

You should ideally plan

Saving

Every experience is different. It can be hard on the body.

I’m that free market type of guy

I don’t believe people should be paid like that

By all means if the employer gives it to you by his own choice. That’s good

Or men need to man up and support women financially. Not the other way around

But if it’s forced

Sure but what if she’s single

I deserve some help

Because I don’t have a second income

Try saving in advance

easy for you to say. You don’t know my situation

Mhm but I don’t support employers being forced

By all means many will pay you p

Voluntary tho

Oh gosh this is why so many people don’t take the Republican Party seriously

LMAO

so you are a liberal

I mean there are good classical liberals

It's the regressive leftists that are the bottom feeders in society

Kek

Not republican = liberal

Lmaooooo

Lollll

I mean I found myself agreeing a lot with LIBERTARIAN CONSERVATIVE ideologies

Wot

I don’t understand what you’re taking about

Dude are I high

U

LOL

Barron so tall

What?!?’

Trump is my president 😻

@THE-BRIAN 🤔

Gonna crop this image soon

https://youtu.be/ea-3PIpu2FM

Oh wait

But Trump is a women oppressing patriarchy supporting nazi racist KKK member who did more genocide than Hitler

Those aren’t feminists. Those are monsters

^

anyone wanna hop in voice chat?

The only decent competition there is Biden and Sanders

but considering Sanders was destroyed last night during the SOTU he might not even run

Trump "america will never be a socialist country"

This is a leftist punk who is "patriotic" to be an "American".

Lolol

MAGA

@JaggerFroid

YEAAAH BABY

Gotta save this

<:GWnanamiPepeEZ:398860718088257536>

our lord has awoken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye_Ny5oZqWU

https://twitter.com/ali/status/1094037511297482753

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/07/trump-impeachment-tom-steyer-house-democrats-1157592

lololol

Impeaching my president would not be a good thing

The only good thing to come out of it would be riots

but I digress

xd

Honestly those disgusting liberals should be HAPPY they can protest

Because if you did that in most muslim countries

And even China, DPRK, etc

You would be mowed down with assault rifles.

But no im sorry white people oppress blacks and other stuff

And white people think "Oh look at that black person that should be a slave again"

OH DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE POLICE

They think "Black people? You mean dead people because kill all blacks"

Thats what they all think.

Dont ask me for proof or your a BIGOT, RACIST, SEXIST, TRANSPHOBIC, ISLAMPHOBIC pig!

That’s why none of it makes sense. Shouldn’t they be screaming about the travesties the happen in Islamic countries? Nothing like that happens in the IS

US

So why do the bitch?

No of course not

We all know Islam is good

Ignore all the murder and killing.

Thats just ***Fanatic*** Islam

Totally not the whole religion.

Um

the media says

but the truth is

😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWjC_mrucY4

I saw that

Lmao

Republicans are fucking gay

Pretty sure that badge is a parody.

Could be

lol, nope, it's real - but from the 1960's.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Large-Richard-NIXON-Pin-WE-LIKE-OUR-DICK-Republican-Slogan-1960-/302666258241

What’s wrong with liking that?

I like Dick too no homo 😂

another one is "We like Ike!~"

Ike is another name for a video game protagonist so unfortunately its very specific in how its seen as funny

Epic

Wow

Is that for real ?

Seems to be

https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/28350/are-these-real-badges-for-richard-nixons-1972-presidential-campaign

Perverts

trump 2020 rally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do2YCAGPr4E

live rn

already watching lol

ohhh thanks for sharing

nice

omg he's got such presence 💦

@Jack H. you wanna announce the rally?

the links arent showing up, just sitting there

oh

you know when you link and it brings up the picture

those people need to be cheering more

not doing that

ah

lol a protestor

dammit i missed it

qye

ayee

I'm not gay but $20 is $20 am I right?

It's the American way

yep

Are you a liberal @DragonAshe

If we were in the 1700s yes. But no no I consider myself libertarian if any

why not republican

hm?

Lol I like how blunt you are

What

Every time I take a political spectrum test, I end up leaning right of center

I'm just asking questions

Yes and I like it! haha

But the labels themselves, what aspects of conservatism would I identify with enough to consider myself a conservative?

I like smaller government, laissez faire capitalism, and freedom

Pro-gun, pro-life, lowering taxes.

I'm not claiming anything

Less government control on people's lives

Economic freedom

Yep pro gun

Love me some 2nd amendment

yes

and 4th amendment

Tbh all those amendments

lol

you british? @DragonAshe

negative

rip

a murican' then?

Yessir lol

I have a picture of nancy pelosi in highschool graduation

trump needs to make an executive order making him king of america

for life

epic

if yall wanna see

ya send it