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2018-11-16 00:15:00 UTC

@DUB3R5 might as well just kill yourself now

2018-11-16 00:15:08 UTC

I thought of it

2018-11-16 00:15:10 UTC

That sounds horrid.

2018-11-16 00:15:11 UTC

I'm surprised the "wife's son" comment didn't give it away

2018-11-16 00:15:14 UTC

I'd hate that kind of life.

2018-11-16 00:15:25 UTC

I require all those things except maybe cake.

2018-11-16 00:15:28 UTC

Itโ€™s a struggle when someone has a birthday and I canโ€™t eat the cake

2018-11-16 00:15:36 UTC

Oof

2018-11-16 00:15:41 UTC

You can imagine

2018-11-16 00:15:51 UTC

Pretend cake

2018-11-16 00:15:54 UTC

Itโ€™s worse than you think

2018-11-16 00:16:10 UTC

I lost 15 pounds tho

2018-11-16 00:16:26 UTC

Nice?

2018-11-16 00:16:35 UTC

I must admit i dont know what id do without being able to eat stuff

2018-11-16 00:16:35 UTC

Downloading Crusaders of Light now, which is Diablo immortal without a skin

2018-11-16 00:16:45 UTC

Will report how bad it is P2W/Micrtranscations

2018-11-16 00:16:47 UTC

I kept throwing up every fucking morning because I didnโ€™t know I developed it and I ended up figuring it out after a year

2018-11-16 00:16:50 UTC

I mean unless you have gluten replacements, it's essentially no-carb

2018-11-16 00:16:54 UTC

You do have a phone dont you?

2018-11-16 00:17:04 UTC

Replacements suck ass they donโ€™t taste good at all

2018-11-16 00:17:07 UTC

^

2018-11-16 00:17:16 UTC

Gluten free bread tastes like shit

2018-11-16 00:17:23 UTC

I mean if I started throwing up every morning, I'd be concerned enough to find out what was wrong...

2018-11-16 00:17:25 UTC

god the fucking pile up on Mike Graham, that was a tactical feat of espionage and roasting if I ever saw it

2018-11-16 00:17:26 UTC

like fucking pizza huts gulen free pizza tastes like cardboard

2018-11-16 00:17:29 UTC

And it always falls apart when you try and toast it

2018-11-16 00:17:39 UTC

Can you treat it or not?

2018-11-16 00:17:45 UTC

Im off o/

2018-11-16 00:17:48 UTC

An the bread is always smashed and not a square

2018-11-16 00:17:50 UTC

celiac disease isn't it

2018-11-16 00:17:53 UTC

Gluten is great

2018-11-16 00:18:00 UTC

I canโ€™t drink beer anymore

2018-11-16 00:18:07 UTC

It has gluten

2018-11-16 00:18:09 UTC

you can drink vodka though

2018-11-16 00:18:11 UTC

Beers shit anyway

2018-11-16 00:18:11 UTC

;D

2018-11-16 00:18:23 UTC

So I just drink rum and vodka and gin and wiskey

2018-11-16 00:18:24 UTC

They have gluten free beer but you have to get it at Trader Joe's or Whole Foods if you're in the states @DUB3R5

2018-11-16 00:18:32 UTC

tbh beer is shitty anyway

2018-11-16 00:18:39 UTC

I wanna bud light tho

2018-11-16 00:18:42 UTC

ew

2018-11-16 00:18:55 UTC

It tastes bad but I occasionally want it

2018-11-16 00:19:00 UTC

I don't know why

2018-11-16 00:19:06 UTC

Heineken> Bud Light

2018-11-16 00:19:14 UTC

bud in general is awful

2018-11-16 00:19:29 UTC

Whiskey> beer

2018-11-16 00:19:31 UTC

I donโ€™t drink anymore I just get high now

2018-11-16 00:19:32 UTC

I'll drink PBR before I drink a Bud Light and PBR taste like fizzy water

2018-11-16 00:19:34 UTC

ale is always better than beer, but whiskeys are usually better than ale

2018-11-16 00:19:35 UTC

Drunk*

2018-11-16 00:19:43 UTC

imo

2018-11-16 00:19:51 UTC

Thatโ€™s heroine mmmmm

2018-11-16 00:19:59 UTC

Cocaine is gluten free

2018-11-16 00:20:08 UTC

so is meth

2018-11-16 00:20:11 UTC

>2018
>not drinking pure Mescaline

2018-11-16 00:20:11 UTC

It's not vegan though

2018-11-16 00:20:19 UTC

Itโ€™s not??

2018-11-16 00:20:19 UTC

coke isn't vegan?

2018-11-16 00:20:23 UTC

How

2018-11-16 00:20:25 UTC

Cocaine comes from the Coca plant that makes it vegan

2018-11-16 00:20:28 UTC

@Mike The Dick mescaline is fucking amazing

2018-11-16 00:20:38 UTC

Itโ€™s from a plant lol

2018-11-16 00:20:40 UTC

better than mDMA

2018-11-16 00:20:46 UTC

fuck you @ing me for, I know

2018-11-16 00:20:50 UTC

according to the first internet search I did

2018-11-16 00:20:54 UTC

Heroin is also vegan because it comes from poppies

2018-11-16 00:20:57 UTC

hippy advice for the modern day human

2018-11-16 00:21:03 UTC

My friend smoked mdma from a light bulb before school like a dumbass

2018-11-16 00:21:18 UTC

wtf

2018-11-16 00:21:18 UTC

fucking hippies, almost worse than furries

2018-11-16 00:21:30 UTC

I got called into work while I was still on shrooms it was supposed to be my day off

2018-11-16 00:21:33 UTC

fuck you hippies are a mixed crowd

2018-11-16 00:21:35 UTC

whaaat

2018-11-16 00:21:36 UTC

Rugers on twitter atm

2018-11-16 00:21:45 UTC

I came in and had to hide my eyes

2018-11-16 00:21:57 UTC

without asking for dox, what do you do?

2018-11-16 00:22:05 UTC

hopefully nothing that requires you to think straight

2018-11-16 00:22:07 UTC

lol

2018-11-16 00:22:15 UTC

I was a host

2018-11-16 00:22:22 UTC

I had to do Togo orders too

2018-11-16 00:22:25 UTC

oh for like parties?

2018-11-16 00:22:34 UTC

looool shrooms are literally the worst drug to be forced to be functional on imo

2018-11-16 00:22:38 UTC

so what happened to Mikes Rotherham show?

2018-11-16 00:22:44 UTC

Shrooms are gay

2018-11-16 00:22:47 UTC

no like greeting people at the door sitting them down and getting their menus and forks

2018-11-16 00:22:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512784604353265674/0.png

2018-11-16 00:23:02 UTC

and using the phone for Togo orders

2018-11-16 00:23:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512784687077392394/2962674.png

2018-11-16 00:23:24 UTC

Big dicks

2018-11-16 00:23:26 UTC

"welcome to the restaurant, please take a seat here." "but sir, this is a plant pot"

2018-11-16 00:23:37 UTC

Y e s

2018-11-16 00:23:48 UTC

"Hi welcome to chillis"

2018-11-16 00:23:57 UTC

Did you rip them off some toads?

2018-11-16 00:23:58 UTC

we made that joke all the time

2018-11-16 00:24:10 UTC

I actually said that to a person that came in and they got confused

2018-11-16 00:24:17 UTC

heh

2018-11-16 00:24:35 UTC

Gosh dang dude

2018-11-16 00:24:38 UTC

Drugs are bad

2018-11-16 00:24:41 UTC

My brother in law became a manager there and we sold carts to all the workers

2018-11-16 00:24:48 UTC

if drugs are bad then your brain is bad

2018-11-16 00:24:51 UTC

because it's full of drugs

2018-11-16 00:24:51 UTC

Like mid work day

2018-11-16 00:25:04 UTC

Necklets out

2018-11-16 00:25:12 UTC

@Sodium ok joe Rogan

2018-11-16 00:25:30 UTC

itsentirelypossible.mp3

2018-11-16 00:25:30 UTC

hey its a fact

2018-11-16 00:25:31 UTC

how can drugs be real if our brains aren't real

2018-11-16 00:26:09 UTC

I mean..

2018-11-16 00:26:18 UTC

they are tho

2018-11-16 00:26:46 UTC

I mean, you only actually know you exist

2018-11-16 00:26:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512785573484822528/440995.png

2018-11-16 00:27:02 UTC

we all could be figments of your mind

2018-11-16 00:27:14 UTC

<#418492743547879427> is a thing

2018-11-16 00:27:23 UTC

it was related to the meme

2018-11-16 00:27:25 UTC

fuck off

2018-11-16 00:27:28 UTC

^

2018-11-16 00:27:42 UTC

I havent been reading.

2018-11-16 00:27:43 UTC

Iโ€™ll allow it

2018-11-16 00:27:55 UTC

Distracted by vc

2018-11-16 00:27:56 UTC

if you are a figment of my brain then I need to work on my creativity

2018-11-16 00:28:10 UTC

stop talking to yourself mike

2018-11-16 00:28:24 UTC

Mike the crash wasnโ€™t ur fault

2018-11-16 00:28:27 UTC

Let us go

2018-11-16 00:28:58 UTC

How you feel when you see a sunset? interlinked

2018-11-16 00:29:03 UTC

within cells, interlinked

2018-11-16 00:29:28 UTC

i mean technically there is no such thing as words and colors and shit, that stuff is all useful hallucinations

2018-11-16 00:29:42 UTC

go back to school

2018-11-16 00:29:46 UTC

I mean, they do exist, they're just electromagnetism and wavelengths

2018-11-16 00:29:47 UTC

fuck you mom

2018-11-16 00:30:05 UTC

this is very big brained

2018-11-16 00:30:13 UTC

I like getting high but only when the discussion is about something funny

2018-11-16 00:30:17 UTC

@Aya that exists, but there is no such thing as the property of color that our brains assign to those things

2018-11-16 00:30:31 UTC

@Aya Hey this isn't the Elder Scrolls. Stop it.

2018-11-16 00:30:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512786588204531712/d48f8cb10608116a58cb0a8a7de57934.png

2018-11-16 00:30:58 UTC

HOLY BRAP

2018-11-16 00:30:59 UTC

ASS coming out the BUTT

2018-11-16 00:31:06 UTC

That better be a man

2018-11-16 00:31:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512786663093567488/ricardo_fusion.jpg

2018-11-16 00:31:09 UTC

it's true, and weirdly, it would be completely possible to see an inverted spectrum to the rest of the world and not know

2018-11-16 00:31:10 UTC

phat ๐Ÿ…ฑ ooty

2018-11-16 00:31:11 UTC

There we go

2018-11-16 00:31:18 UTC

Much better

2018-11-16 00:31:55 UTC

That image makes me feel uncomfortable

2018-11-16 00:32:01 UTC

But I also like it

2018-11-16 00:32:04 UTC

Whatโ€™s his her name tho asking for a friend

2018-11-16 00:32:07 UTC

heres something to think about, the human eye can only see 3 colours, everything is a combination of those 3. The Mantis Shrimp can see 23 colours that we cannot even begin to comprehend.

2018-11-16 00:32:14 UTC

@Ninjaplusplus's idea girlfriend

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512786941809393684/Fat-Knees-And-Thighs.png

2018-11-16 00:32:20 UTC

@everyone Trap be nimble, trap be quick, calls you gay and sucks your dick.

2018-11-16 00:32:31 UTC

sorry ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-11-16 00:32:34 UTC

got caught LACKN

2018-11-16 00:32:43 UTC

yeah, but most of those are actually colours in between ones we already see, they just see a lot more distinction between them than we do

2018-11-16 00:32:45 UTC

I want a cute Boi to cuddle

2018-11-16 00:32:54 UTC

not honestly as cool as it seems

2018-11-16 00:32:57 UTC

Jesus, why is she storing all that cottage cheese in her legs.

2018-11-16 00:33:03 UTC

Traps are just faggot femboys

2018-11-16 00:33:05 UTC

@Shmeh fuck out of here TRAP

2018-11-16 00:33:15 UTC

@lolfire you sucked my dick

2018-11-16 00:33:24 UTC

Fat bet

2018-11-16 00:33:25 UTC

@Shmeh Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ll find yourself a nice tomgirl.

2018-11-16 00:33:37 UTC

tomgirls are bad

2018-11-16 00:33:42 UTC

no tomgirls

2018-11-16 00:33:44 UTC

If I make lolfire wear a dress is it still gay?

2018-11-16 00:33:49 UTC

i still cant wrap my head around the fact that shmeh and lolfire fucked

2018-11-16 00:33:50 UTC

hmmmm

2018-11-16 00:33:50 UTC

Fuck does she not make porn tho??

2018-11-16 00:33:53 UTC

extra gay

2018-11-16 00:33:54 UTC

Thatโ€™s a waste

2018-11-16 00:33:55 UTC

Girls who look like boys and boys who look like girls. mmmm

2018-11-16 00:33:59 UTC

@Shmeh Nope, totally straight.

2018-11-16 00:34:01 UTC

it still surprises me every time they mention it

2018-11-16 00:34:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512787398560841728/lolfire_gay2.png

2018-11-16 00:34:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512787403010736139/DsFYoO5WoAA_yq6.jpeg

2018-11-16 00:34:14 UTC

The dick doesn't matter if the hair is long

2018-11-16 00:34:23 UTC

Non consensual bf

2018-11-16 00:34:25 UTC

it's not gay if the balls don't touch

2018-11-16 00:34:26 UTC

hair so long it covers the dick

2018-11-16 00:34:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512787528898707466/lolfire_gay.png

2018-11-16 00:34:45 UTC

What if the hair was pubes

2018-11-16 00:34:46 UTC

why you trying to cover me in hair?

2018-11-16 00:34:47 UTC

Actually real.

2018-11-16 00:34:49 UTC

No, cute grills have short hair, cute bois have lightly longer hair

2018-11-16 00:34:51 UTC

And it was long will it matter?

2018-11-16 00:34:55 UTC

Are we posting lolfire memes?

2018-11-16 00:34:59 UTC

Always

2018-11-16 00:35:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512787644829270056/1b0.png

2018-11-16 00:35:14 UTC

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck thats good

2018-11-16 00:35:16 UTC

oh my god

2018-11-16 00:35:19 UTC

wonderful

2018-11-16 00:35:26 UTC

Tex isnโ€™t a chad faggot he said sucking dick was a power play

2018-11-16 00:35:33 UTC

Big fucking FACTS

2018-11-16 00:35:40 UTC

Negative

2018-11-16 00:35:44 UTC

Assert dominance by ingesting his semen

2018-11-16 00:35:47 UTC

Positive

2018-11-16 00:35:50 UTC

He said that

2018-11-16 00:35:54 UTC

Find it

2018-11-16 00:35:55 UTC

I bet Lolfire is a cute boo

2018-11-16 00:35:56 UTC

Please

2018-11-16 00:36:00 UTC

It was months ago

2018-11-16 00:36:00 UTC

I don't really care about the gay shit. Just remember that lolfire took 50+min to upload a screenshot, failed multiple times and doxxed himself in the process.

2018-11-16 00:36:01 UTC

lool "guilt tripped into being sober"

2018-11-16 00:36:02 UTC

what even

2018-11-16 00:36:07 UTC

RIP

2018-11-16 00:36:07 UTC

he said that no women like giving blowjobs and it's just a manipulation tactic like ?????????????????

2018-11-16 00:36:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512787945036447744/good_pussy_really_breaks.jpg

2018-11-16 00:36:15 UTC

SEE

2018-11-16 00:36:24 UTC

SEEEE LOOK AT IT

2018-11-16 00:36:25 UTC

Don't huff the chuff

2018-11-16 00:36:27 UTC

Look at it

2018-11-16 00:36:34 UTC

@๓ €€๓ €€AK Hey now, I knew exactly what I was doing, it was for comedic effect

2018-11-16 00:36:37 UTC

What? Do the dishes and get a blowie? That's bribery

2018-11-16 00:36:45 UTC

I mean...don't they? I don't like giving blowjobs

2018-11-16 00:36:49 UTC

Still do

2018-11-16 00:36:56 UTC

fuck that

2018-11-16 00:37:01 UTC

I love giving a blowjob

2018-11-16 00:37:07 UTC

wouldn't do it if I didn't like it.

2018-11-16 00:37:09 UTC

really? how come

2018-11-16 00:37:10 UTC

o

2018-11-16 00:37:16 UTC

because it's fun???????

2018-11-16 00:37:18 UTC

am I missing something

2018-11-16 00:37:20 UTC

@Strayan't Don't forget he ripped out his own throat.

2018-11-16 00:37:25 UTC

well yeah it's fun to watch them enjoy it

2018-11-16 00:37:28 UTC

I like how of all the things on that list of shit about Tex, he still goes back to the Toothbrush

2018-11-16 00:37:30 UTC

dis guy demands a nosh, what do?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512788262990118932/dzo1ny8kyot01.png

2018-11-16 00:37:33 UTC

I remember lolfire getting yeeted multiple times for a meme

2018-11-16 00:37:35 UTC

Playing the game of how far down can I get the lipstick

2018-11-16 00:37:45 UTC

Stop posting my Dad @Mandy

2018-11-16 00:37:46 UTC

no???? like it's actually fun

2018-11-16 00:37:51 UTC

I dunno, I don't get a lot out of it aside from their enjoyment

2018-11-16 00:37:52 UTC

So I got kicked within 3 minutes of joining he served for not having a profile pic from @Gebbin; what gives?

2018-11-16 00:37:56 UTC

it's like sex but more fun

2018-11-16 00:37:57 UTC

what are you getting out of it =/

2018-11-16 00:38:01 UTC
2018-11-16 00:38:08 UTC

IT'S FUN YOU RETARD

2018-11-16 00:38:12 UTC

huh, I vastly prefer sex

2018-11-16 00:38:14 UTC

weird

2018-11-16 00:38:18 UTC

GOING DOWN ON A GIRL IS FUN

2018-11-16 00:38:22 UTC

Your aren't a people pleaser then @Aya

2018-11-16 00:38:22 UTC

GOING DOWN ON A GUY IS FUN

2018-11-16 00:38:26 UTC

gotteem

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512788503537385472/unknown.png

2018-11-16 00:38:33 UTC

lol I am, that's why I still give them lmao

2018-11-16 00:38:33 UTC

@Dazzie yo ur dad is hot

2018-11-16 00:38:35 UTC

FUCKS SAKES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

2018-11-16 00:38:35 UTC

I'M GOING DOWN! I'M YELLING TIMBER!

2018-11-16 00:38:43 UTC

Kitchen's shitshow has been going on for over 2 hours, it's glorious

2018-11-16 00:38:47 UTC

Pretty convincing

2018-11-16 00:38:48 UTC

i really wanna eat a girl out tbh

2018-11-16 00:38:59 UTC

You havenโ€™t yet?

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