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2019-01-07 09:35:30 UTC

so original

2019-01-07 09:35:37 UTC

No im actually fucking curious

2019-01-07 09:35:49 UTC

Every server has a different fucking answer

2019-01-07 09:35:53 UTC

<@&418479903571443713> <@&498259609316884520> <@&473111631946317824>
^ That

2019-01-07 09:36:08 UTC

Oh, **hot**

2019-01-07 09:36:24 UTC

Oh no pings and no discord porn

2019-01-07 09:36:27 UTC

not really anything else we can do unless they break a rule ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-01-07 09:36:36 UTC

“We”

2019-01-07 09:36:43 UTC

semantics

2019-01-07 09:36:54 UTC

“We”

2019-01-07 09:36:58 UTC

"we"

2019-01-07 09:37:06 UTC

yes in french?

2019-01-07 09:37:13 UTC

I mean there is an idea, which if you give them a role that only lets them see a scat channel, then they will learn not to fuck up again

2019-01-07 09:37:24 UTC

No thats oui

2019-01-07 09:37:27 UTC

No

2019-01-07 09:37:32 UTC

nah thats mega gay

2019-01-07 09:37:43 UTC

Just a suggestion boys and girls

2019-01-07 09:37:52 UTC

right in the shredder

2019-01-07 09:37:55 UTC

did you just assume my gender?

2019-01-07 09:37:58 UTC

Yes

2019-01-07 09:38:00 UTC

Now die

2019-01-07 09:38:13 UTC

It’s not like any mods are in chat now

2019-01-07 09:38:23 UTC

So making suggestions now is even more pointless than normal

2019-01-07 09:38:26 UTC

@Mr Fahrenheit if you wanna know what they do just ping a mod and ask for it, they'll be happy to punish me for telling you to ping them

2019-01-07 09:38:52 UTC

Personally i dont want to get a fellow jamie in trouble

2019-01-07 09:38:59 UTC

So thats a soft pass

2019-01-07 09:40:42 UTC

fuck someone type

2019-01-07 09:40:46 UTC

say anything

2019-01-07 09:40:48 UTC

Yey it’s jamieeee

2019-01-07 09:40:53 UTC

And anything

2019-01-07 09:41:00 UTC

Well i feel like im just gonna get blasted, so i dont wanna

2019-01-07 09:41:06 UTC

you wont

2019-01-07 09:41:09 UTC

trust me

2019-01-07 09:41:12 UTC

this is a safe space

2019-01-07 09:41:19 UTC

Finger blasted? 😃

2019-01-07 09:41:32 UTC

thats always a good thing

2019-01-07 09:41:36 UTC

Right?

2019-01-07 09:41:39 UTC

more so if you have fat fingers

2019-01-07 09:41:44 UTC

Especially when you’re about to cum

2019-01-07 09:41:49 UTC

It’s fucking amazing

2019-01-07 09:41:51 UTC

No, it happens all the time so, this aint it chief

2019-01-07 09:42:09 UTC

take sex talk to <#418503954431868928>

2019-01-07 09:42:22 UTC

I ain’t falling for that one

2019-01-07 09:42:26 UTC

😉

2019-01-07 09:42:50 UTC

So, anyone seen a good movie latley?

2019-01-07 09:43:00 UTC

ghostbusters the remake

2019-01-07 09:43:03 UTC

Yur mums sex tape

2019-01-07 09:43:05 UTC

i hear thats a good movie

2019-01-07 09:43:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531769747721814016/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:43:08 UTC

bird box
- Every white girl

2019-01-07 09:43:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531769761407696896/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:43:14 UTC

Kill yourselfs

2019-01-07 09:43:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531769775937028097/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:43:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531769793989312512/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:43:37 UTC

Ooof the edge

2019-01-07 09:43:41 UTC

i would but its impossible

2019-01-07 09:43:46 UTC

And you the cringe

2019-01-07 09:43:55 UTC

Birdbox is shit unfortunatley

2019-01-07 09:43:59 UTC

id take edge over cringe just saying

2019-01-07 09:44:09 UTC

Not you mentrex

2019-01-07 09:44:15 UTC

I was talking to dick lover

2019-01-07 09:44:18 UTC

@Mr Fahrenheit hence the
-Every white girl

2019-01-07 09:44:24 UTC

@Arabman123 Explain yourself

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531770072029462548/49491046_985034271682958_239501463917690880_n.png

2019-01-07 09:44:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531770109237264385/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:44:55 UTC

@LorneM forcing him to explain himself is rape

2019-01-07 09:45:01 UTC

his body his life

2019-01-07 09:45:17 UTC

i'm going to watch bird box when i'm half asleep, that way i might get something out of it, like a nice nap

2019-01-07 09:45:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531770295783260160/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:45:31 UTC

Yeah, i posted that on snapchat and everyone started saying “OMG Your so disrespectful you know its about mental health”

And i said, hence why its shit because it takes a serious subject and commercialises it not to mention everyone making fun of it

2019-01-07 09:46:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531770499768909831/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:46:15 UTC

@zalfir eh i wouldn't, instead bring a girl over and watch into the cosmos at 2 am. 10/10 would recommend

2019-01-07 09:46:21 UTC

yeah, it's pretty counterproductive when halfwit colony-thinkers try to do anything vaguely real

2019-01-07 09:46:37 UTC

You’re just mad we colonized

2019-01-07 09:46:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531770670204321794/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:46:59 UTC

when i say colony-thinkers i mean people who form up into colonies of thought, like ants

2019-01-07 09:47:10 UTC

Ohhhhhhh

2019-01-07 09:47:13 UTC

Oof?

2019-01-07 09:47:20 UTC

So the shitty npc meme

2019-01-07 09:47:32 UTC

right?

2019-01-07 09:47:36 UTC

Smoking is cool btw just saying

2019-01-07 09:47:42 UTC

No its not

2019-01-07 09:47:46 UTC

Its deadly

2019-01-07 09:47:54 UTC

life is deadly

2019-01-07 09:47:58 UTC

Shut up

2019-01-07 09:47:59 UTC

Question, why hasn’t the uk legalized it yet?

2019-01-07 09:48:03 UTC

Shush

2019-01-07 09:48:05 UTC

Quiet

2019-01-07 09:48:10 UTC

Weed is like amazing

2019-01-07 09:48:16 UTC

jesus you people dont know how to handle conversation, what were you gonna say about the npc meme?

2019-01-07 09:48:21 UTC

its legal in my house

2019-01-07 09:48:37 UTC

nz is gonna legalise it next year

2019-01-07 09:48:46 UTC

Listen to me, i dont condone smoking the devils cabbage so please refrain from it

2019-01-07 09:48:59 UTC

I was just saying that mister speaker was literally just describing the npc meme

2019-01-07 09:49:01 UTC

Joke smoints, invite me to your flat

2019-01-07 09:49:08 UTC

im smoking it right now fuck you nigger @Mr Fahrenheit

2019-01-07 09:49:09 UTC

ahh

2019-01-07 09:49:23 UTC

Whats the NPC meme?

2019-01-07 09:49:27 UTC

you

2019-01-07 09:49:29 UTC

@THCVee sinner

2019-01-07 09:49:30 UTC

Nice one dipshit

2019-01-07 09:49:34 UTC

when i was talking about colony thought, it's because the colonies keep changing and adapting in order to evade threats to the whole colony

2019-01-07 09:49:36 UTC

Lol dude

2019-01-07 09:49:37 UTC

Snort speed like a real man

2019-01-07 09:49:41 UTC

which is why the NPC meme doesn't work

2019-01-07 09:49:44 UTC

you have to believe in sin to commit one @FUCK fire

2019-01-07 09:49:44 UTC

Don’t fuck with Jamie lol

2019-01-07 09:49:55 UTC

go on yt and search npc meme or just npc

2019-01-07 09:50:15 UTC

ur bound to find out what it means real quick

2019-01-07 09:50:18 UTC

Meth is the white mans drug

2019-01-07 09:50:20 UTC

internal work politics in a successful company works the same way, like when marketing and sales took control of EA over the people who make games

2019-01-07 09:50:29 UTC

And the only white way to ingest that drug is snorting it

2019-01-07 09:50:30 UTC

drugs are my drug

2019-01-07 09:50:34 UTC

Fuck me this country is fucked

2019-01-07 09:50:40 UTC

The bible is my drug

2019-01-07 09:50:42 UTC

ok

2019-01-07 09:50:44 UTC

Everything else is a sin

2019-01-07 09:50:50 UTC

And i smoke every day

2019-01-07 09:50:55 UTC

Lies

2019-01-07 09:51:04 UTC

@shekels do you not see a fucking conversation happening here?

2019-01-07 09:51:13 UTC

There isn’t one tho

2019-01-07 09:51:19 UTC

ok

2019-01-07 09:51:24 UTC

Tbh seeing “the bible is my drug” from a person called i like dick isnt reassuring

2019-01-07 09:51:29 UTC

its technically all over the show

2019-01-07 09:51:29 UTC

Thats my point

2019-01-07 09:51:33 UTC

ok

2019-01-07 09:51:39 UTC

Yah

2019-01-07 09:51:40 UTC

Yah

2019-01-07 09:51:44 UTC

Yah yeet yah

2019-01-07 09:51:46 UTC

lil bleedy

2019-01-07 09:51:50 UTC

take more drugs, @shekels, it'll make more sense

2019-01-07 09:51:53 UTC

I wana try this strain called moonstones

2019-01-07 09:51:54 UTC

What?

2019-01-07 09:51:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531771962708721674/image0.jpg

2019-01-07 09:52:16 UTC

It’s dabs mixed with weed and canabis oil

2019-01-07 09:52:28 UTC

its a waste man

2019-01-07 09:52:33 UTC

What is?

2019-01-07 09:52:34 UTC

I’ve only ever smoked weed out of a pax

2019-01-07 09:52:35 UTC

Jesus, sinners and shit in here

2019-01-07 09:52:37 UTC

@Ham Sandwich did that bus flip on their ride?

2019-01-07 09:52:40 UTC

low quality buds

2019-01-07 09:52:41 UTC

At least I think that’s what it was called

2019-01-07 09:52:46 UTC

I never smoked, i drink but never smoke

2019-01-07 09:52:49 UTC

Idk it’s been months since I’ve smoked

2019-01-07 09:52:56 UTC

Cos i want to be able to breath at 30

2019-01-07 09:52:58 UTC

well drinking is a sin

2019-01-07 09:53:08 UTC

@Deleted User I’m guessing yes

2019-01-07 09:53:10 UTC

so the bible cant be your drug

2019-01-07 09:53:11 UTC

Ahh I get ya

2019-01-07 09:53:19 UTC

moonrocks are possibly the biggest waste of weed and money ive seen.

2019-01-07 09:53:25 UTC

Well its also a good method of birth control but somehow the bible glosses over that huh

2019-01-07 09:53:39 UTC

I like the way they make them where I’m from

2019-01-07 09:53:50 UTC

Just smoke spice

2019-01-07 09:54:00 UTC

its better to just buy some quality flower or bho

2019-01-07 09:54:09 UTC

True

2019-01-07 09:54:12 UTC

Or smoke cheese, better flavor and richness from the cheese

2019-01-07 09:54:17 UTC

Applewood is a good example

2019-01-07 09:54:27 UTC

or buy both then smoke a joint and have a dab rig

2019-01-07 09:54:28 UTC

M8 if i take any more drugs i will turn into a multidimetional space dragon and i would have to guard the egg ov life in a castle made out of childrens teeth

2019-01-07 09:54:31 UTC

K2 gang

2019-01-07 09:54:38 UTC

Seizures are cool

2019-01-07 09:54:43 UTC

If you don’t have seizures

2019-01-07 09:54:48 UTC

You’re not a real human

2019-01-07 09:54:55 UTC

seizures burn calories

2019-01-07 09:55:04 UTC

🙏

2019-01-07 09:55:04 UTC

Faster than running

2019-01-07 09:55:05 UTC

I want to grow some plants someday honestly

2019-01-07 09:55:06 UTC

so does eating celery

2019-01-07 09:55:20 UTC

I have some tomato plants in my garden

2019-01-07 09:55:31 UTC

Eye new dier seizure salad

2019-01-07 09:55:31 UTC

They are some tasty red bois

2019-01-07 09:55:37 UTC

@Ham Sandwich and if they happen in the bath you can get someone to throw your clothes in and get a free wash cycle

2019-01-07 09:55:50 UTC

^

2019-01-07 09:56:05 UTC

Finna head back to class now nigs

2019-01-07 09:56:22 UTC

finna

2019-01-07 09:56:24 UTC

When I had a seizure in school I fell on a girl and my friends used to make vibrator jokes about what happened

2019-01-07 09:56:31 UTC

never going to get used to that fuckery

2019-01-07 09:56:42 UTC

Since I fell into her lap before I fell on the floor

2019-01-07 09:57:03 UTC

I got a gf at a party by falling asleep on her shoulder

2019-01-07 09:57:06 UTC

fancied a bit of lap time eh?

2019-01-07 09:57:06 UTC

she thought it was cute

2019-01-07 09:57:22 UTC

truth be told I don't even remember it, but she had fantastic tits

2019-01-07 09:57:27 UTC

I mean pillow grade

2019-01-07 09:57:34 UTC

Did you smash?

2019-01-07 09:57:38 UTC

the comfy sort

2019-01-07 09:57:44 UTC

oh hell yes, she was awesome

2019-01-07 09:57:47 UTC

That’s nice but I don’t think having a seizure on a girl would result in the word cute coming to her mind

2019-01-07 09:57:50 UTC

Atta boy

2019-01-07 09:58:08 UTC

I’ve always imagined falling asleep on a pair of tits would be comfy and nice

2019-01-07 09:58:13 UTC

it is

2019-01-07 09:58:16 UTC

It is

2019-01-07 09:58:17 UTC

idk it's a memorable way to introduce oneself

2019-01-07 09:58:35 UTC

Tits just seem so comfy

2019-01-07 09:58:51 UTC

I just like tits

2019-01-07 09:58:57 UTC

Get a girl to try it out then

2019-01-07 09:59:04 UTC

shit, now i feel like i want to call a friend and leave the house

2019-01-07 09:59:16 UTC

Or prostitute

2019-01-07 09:59:19 UTC

just so i can fall asleep on tits again

2019-01-07 09:59:26 UTC

lol thats a bit pricey

2019-01-07 09:59:34 UTC

Not where I live

2019-01-07 09:59:49 UTC

They cost $20-$100

2019-01-07 09:59:52 UTC

also the women i know dont have massive tits

2019-01-07 10:00:09 UTC

Come with me to a gentleman’s club

2019-01-07 10:00:16 UTC

You’ll be amazed

2019-01-07 10:00:25 UTC

i've found milf tits are better than non-milf-same-age tits

2019-01-07 10:00:38 UTC

Depends on the woman

2019-01-07 10:00:47 UTC

My wife’s knockers are huge

2019-01-07 10:00:54 UTC

And she gave birth a month ago

2019-01-07 10:01:04 UTC

all that milk

2019-01-07 10:01:09 UTC

Oh yes

2019-01-07 10:01:17 UTC

wouldn't they be uncomfortable for her?

2019-01-07 10:01:20 UTC

thats just because of the hormones and milk production though

2019-01-07 10:01:31 UTC

Exactly ^^

2019-01-07 10:01:34 UTC

it doesnt last

2019-01-07 10:01:50 UTC

She’s a positive hormonal woman

2019-01-07 10:01:56 UTC

once they deflate she gonna be tripping over them spaniel ears

2019-01-07 10:01:58 UTC

All she wants is to cuddle and food

2019-01-07 10:02:27 UTC

Our son eats soo much also

2019-01-07 10:02:30 UTC

just remember to have a bucket of cookie near by at all time for when you want some thing to eat after you drink

2019-01-07 10:02:38 UTC

I mean...a bottomless pit!

2019-01-07 10:02:38 UTC

cookies*

2019-01-07 10:02:42 UTC

good

2019-01-07 10:03:02 UTC

loud energetic crier?

2019-01-07 10:03:08 UTC

Nope

2019-01-07 10:03:15 UTC

He’s quiet tbh

2019-01-07 10:03:26 UTC

yo is this where i join the alt right

2019-01-07 10:03:28 UTC

hmm, calm

2019-01-07 10:03:36 UTC

Sad thing tho

2019-01-07 10:03:46 UTC

@$eirim nope fuck off we are full

2019-01-07 10:03:47 UTC

He has a small little murmer on his heart

2019-01-07 10:03:55 UTC

fuccccccccccc

2019-01-07 10:04:11 UTC

Doc says not to worry but...I worry as any human being should lol

2019-01-07 10:04:21 UTC

@$eirim the mods should be able to help you, the guys in purple

2019-01-07 10:04:41 UTC

im joking btw

2019-01-07 10:04:48 UTC

just so u know b

2019-01-07 10:04:51 UTC

that's sad, murmer no good

2019-01-07 10:05:12 UTC

murmer?? eh

2019-01-07 10:05:22 UTC

I know, they are keeping a close eye on him

2019-01-07 10:05:37 UTC

it's a common problem

2019-01-07 10:05:48 UTC

They say it’s nothing serious and doctors really aren’t allowed to sugarcoat shit

2019-01-07 10:05:53 UTC

Another interesting thing

2019-01-07 10:06:03 UTC

I feel...protective of the boy

2019-01-07 10:06:21 UTC

this is one of those situations where if they don't seem worried, you shouldn't worry either, because it's super common

2019-01-07 10:06:40 UTC

some kids even develop a murmur a little time after birth

2019-01-07 10:06:47 UTC

Like...I almost felt the need to slit the doctors throat when he was drawing his blood making him cry lol I was like what the fuck is wrong with me? Haha

2019-01-07 10:06:50 UTC

<:fuckinwhat:530374722999812117> <a:poppinoff:524942123972165642>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/531775715025223700/JvRAxwf.jpg

2019-01-07 10:07:02 UTC

yeah, i got the same thing with my son

2019-01-07 10:07:07 UTC

Bonk

2019-01-07 10:07:08 UTC

cheesesteak in a pretzel?

2019-01-07 10:07:09 UTC

That looks

2019-01-07 10:07:11 UTC

fucking amazing

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