#general (Discord ID: 418492114679365643) in Dank Brigade, page 1487


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2018-12-08 04:49:21 UTC

@Karpo I went to that shit live it was amazing

2018-12-08 04:51:29 UTC

the floppotron does live performances?

2018-12-08 04:53:48 UTC

Wait, the server got shut down cus of gore?

2018-12-08 04:54:47 UTC

Can someone shop Dankulas head on this guy... for educational reasons, I mean....

2018-12-08 04:55:55 UTC

Why

2018-12-08 04:56:05 UTC

Why ruin Ricardo

2018-12-08 04:56:06 UTC

Excuse me, his name is Richard Milos

2018-12-08 04:56:35 UTC

What part of "for educational reasons" did you not understand?

2018-12-08 04:56:59 UTC

Its chill, its for a school project

2018-12-08 04:57:55 UTC

"school" project.

2018-12-08 04:59:52 UTC

Time to leave work, but first... I poop!

2018-12-08 04:59:59 UTC

Well, its the place where you get edjucated

2018-12-08 05:00:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/520826902223519745/thinksmart.png

2018-12-08 05:00:38 UTC

"edjewcated"

2018-12-08 05:01:08 UTC

Sup Don brother.

2018-12-08 05:01:10 UTC

Why photoshop when you could just deep fake?

2018-12-08 05:01:19 UTC

What’s goin on my homie Tea?

2018-12-08 05:01:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/520827264703660042/under.PNG

2018-12-08 05:01:40 UTC

Still in work for overtime for another 3 hours mate. Raging, but it's bank.

2018-12-08 05:01:46 UTC

LOL karpo

2018-12-08 05:02:03 UTC

I feel you, I’m taking a poop before I leave work for money

2018-12-08 05:02:24 UTC

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Thats why I poop on company time.

2018-12-08 05:03:55 UTC

@Kareemstar Don hows your beard?

2018-12-08 05:04:11 UTC

What is up my tea

2018-12-08 05:04:24 UTC

Or should I say

2018-12-08 05:04:29 UTC

My negro

2018-12-08 05:05:00 UTC

Work. Making bank. I'm no happy though. Fucking pulled it on me.

2018-12-08 05:05:06 UTC

How's your work been bro.

2018-12-08 05:06:39 UTC

Damn that sucks get that bread

2018-12-08 05:08:19 UTC

So I guess thats a no to my request?

2018-12-08 05:08:47 UTC

@DUB3R5 that fact that you needed to spell that out for some reason still fucking surprises me

2018-12-08 05:08:48 UTC

yes

2018-12-08 05:09:08 UTC

Spell what out

2018-12-08 05:09:19 UTC

T H A T

2018-12-08 05:09:41 UTC

Spelling that?

2018-12-08 05:09:46 UTC

Yes.

2018-12-08 05:09:57 UTC

I’m watch YouTube not paying attention wym

2018-12-08 05:10:24 UTC

When did YouTube become the new word for Hentai?

2018-12-08 05:10:36 UTC

2011

2018-12-08 05:13:11 UTC

this has better porn than shadbase disc.

2018-12-08 05:13:38 UTC

shadbase disc ?

2018-12-08 05:13:43 UTC

You mean from the site ?

2018-12-08 05:13:49 UTC

no disc

2018-12-08 05:14:09 UTC

it has porn too

2018-12-08 05:15:04 UTC

Off brand anime

2018-12-08 05:15:29 UTC

You wake up and see this man in the corner of your room doing crack, what do?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/520830758815006730/DTth1wuXkAAA6ol.jpg

2018-12-08 05:15:40 UTC

Join him

2018-12-08 05:15:51 UTC

Crack is yummy

2018-12-08 05:16:12 UTC

Say Hey Bill you gonna boggart all that crack or what?

2018-12-08 05:16:52 UTC

@Callie yall killed all the aborigines

2018-12-08 05:17:11 UTC

and then imprisoned brits

2018-12-08 05:17:28 UTC
2018-12-08 05:17:39 UTC

As per my job

2018-12-08 05:17:49 UTC

You expect any less of me?

2018-12-08 05:24:11 UTC

fucked up

2018-12-08 05:26:45 UTC

soup youre forgetting that callie is horribly racist

2018-12-08 05:28:03 UTC

really?

2018-12-08 05:28:04 UTC

fuck

2018-12-08 05:30:43 UTC

Soup how could you

2018-12-08 05:33:50 UTC

how could they kill the aboriginies they couldnt handle emus

2018-12-08 05:35:34 UTC

welllllll

2018-12-08 05:35:37 UTC

its a long story

2018-12-08 05:35:47 UTC

Means he cant think of one

2018-12-08 05:35:51 UTC

what you mean @Crawfoot go to bed

2018-12-08 05:35:54 UTC

i have a book about this

2018-12-08 05:36:05 UTC

I dont believe it

2018-12-08 05:36:15 UTC

Books arent real

2018-12-08 05:36:34 UTC

Fahrenheit 451 taught me that

2018-12-08 05:36:42 UTC

Anyone have a video of a dude picking up a hooker but turns outta a dude? I’ve always wanted to see a video like that

2018-12-08 05:36:44 UTC

@Shut Up Eve shut up eve

2018-12-08 05:37:03 UTC

And then he like beats up the dude

2018-12-08 05:37:04 UTC

@Questgiver ive been waiting quest. Ty

2018-12-08 05:37:13 UTC

nah

2018-12-08 05:37:15 UTC

like uh

2018-12-08 05:37:18 UTC

sorry been busy

2018-12-08 05:37:19 UTC

genocide class taguht me

2018-12-08 05:37:27 UTC

i can give you the info for aussie genocides

2018-12-08 05:37:33 UTC

shut up soup

2018-12-08 05:37:45 UTC

its raining outside and im moving furniture for work later today. not happy.

2018-12-08 05:37:56 UTC

Oof im sorry mate

2018-12-08 05:38:17 UTC

some heavy shit too

2018-12-08 05:38:27 UTC

Example

2018-12-08 05:38:32 UTC

and tvs and stuff so we have to keeo that dry

2018-12-08 05:39:06 UTC

Aw shit. Dont slip man. Like be careful srs

2018-12-08 05:39:13 UTC

well like a 4 seater sofa, crt televisions, extendable dining room tables, like a full house move

2018-12-08 05:39:15 UTC

It’s been raining all day here

2018-12-08 05:39:32 UTC

Tables are the worst to move in rain

2018-12-08 05:39:39 UTC

nah its my job i wont slip i just dont like being wet

2018-12-08 05:39:42 UTC

Cannae get a proper grip

2018-12-08 05:40:19 UTC

CRT TV's are unnecessarily heavy

2018-12-08 05:40:39 UTC

trade secret, carry them screen down, waaaay easier

2018-12-08 05:40:46 UTC

^^^^

2018-12-08 05:41:12 UTC

i learned that fast af when i was moving shit up flights of stairs

2018-12-08 05:41:24 UTC

I delivered them for 5 years screen to your chest is the way

2018-12-08 05:41:38 UTC

Not if youre moving em with someone else

2018-12-08 05:42:10 UTC

yeah obvs screen to your chest if youre yourself but im talking the big 2 man ones

2018-12-08 05:42:25 UTC

Two man lifting hadn't been invented back then

2018-12-08 05:42:33 UTC

Coordinate 2 people moving that? Center of gravity is balanced screen down

2018-12-08 05:42:54 UTC

@HarryPothead24 theyre moving it now though?

2018-12-08 05:43:02 UTC

besides its wardrobes and sideboards that kill me

2018-12-08 05:43:11 UTC

and soft mattresses

2018-12-08 05:43:16 UTC

Kill you.

2018-12-08 05:43:18 UTC

Rofl.

2018-12-08 05:43:20 UTC

Quest.

2018-12-08 05:43:29 UTC

tea

2018-12-08 05:43:34 UTC

@Shut Up Eve Good point

2018-12-08 05:43:35 UTC

You moving em off a truck or steps or anything @Questgiver?

2018-12-08 05:43:39 UTC

Happnin

2018-12-08 05:43:50 UTC

nm tea waiting to start work

2018-12-08 05:43:59 UTC

I'm still in work mate.

2018-12-08 05:44:21 UTC

Doesn’t talk to me for DAYS

2018-12-08 05:44:25 UTC

Another 2 hour of this shit. Already stopped two scrapped and watched a lassie bite a guys knee for trying to leave her.

2018-12-08 05:44:29 UTC

First thing β€œhow’s your beard?”

2018-12-08 05:44:29 UTC

@Shut Up Eve from flats, to a van, to more flats, 2 jobs today, its a slow one

2018-12-08 05:44:59 UTC

3-4 moves is a normal day

2018-12-08 05:45:22 UTC

It’s good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/520838279528972308/image0.jpg

2018-12-08 05:45:31 UTC

ford transit, but were looking at getting a lutton

2018-12-08 05:45:41 UTC

Luttons are good.

2018-12-08 05:45:46 UTC

@Questgiver use blankets or soft quilts, lay em on their back or front and slide em off trucks. If you dont already. Keeps the back strain down.

2018-12-08 05:45:48 UTC

Mate has one.

2018-12-08 05:45:59 UTC

Learned that one from rent-a-center

2018-12-08 05:46:07 UTC

If you dont already

2018-12-08 05:46:16 UTC

@Shut Up Eve mate i work for a removal company i know the tricks

2018-12-08 05:46:23 UTC

Rofl

2018-12-08 05:46:34 UTC

farming and removals, thats the quest life

2018-12-08 05:46:36 UTC

@Questgiver i was just tryin to help nibba shiiiiiit

2018-12-08 05:46:40 UTC

You are a child craw

2018-12-08 05:46:48 UTC

Eve was giving sweet advice

2018-12-08 05:46:50 UTC

Quest

2018-12-08 05:46:52 UTC

i cant believe you said that craw

2018-12-08 05:46:59 UTC

Most people dont know that even when they work for places for years

2018-12-08 05:47:03 UTC

^

2018-12-08 05:47:06 UTC

I didn't.

2018-12-08 05:47:08 UTC

Quest im actually glad you do know it

2018-12-08 05:47:10 UTC

Backs pure aching.

2018-12-08 05:47:22 UTC

nigga lift with your legs

2018-12-08 05:47:30 UTC

no black man

2018-12-08 05:47:32 UTC

Nah wasn't that.

2018-12-08 05:47:40 UTC

Washing machine I lifted on my own.

2018-12-08 05:47:42 UTC

Like a champ.

2018-12-08 05:47:44 UTC

@Kareemstar glad your beards on point mate

2018-12-08 05:47:44 UTC

that does long term damage dont it?

2018-12-08 05:47:49 UTC

It does.

2018-12-08 05:47:57 UTC

yeet

2018-12-08 05:48:01 UTC

lifting with legs is bad

2018-12-08 05:48:01 UTC

Massive vibrates strain

2018-12-08 05:48:01 UTC

I used to deliver washing machines as well as TV's my backs already fucked for life

2018-12-08 05:48:04 UTC

washing machines are slippy wet bastards

2018-12-08 05:48:30 UTC

Everything is slippery wet bastards when its raining.

2018-12-08 05:48:37 UTC

Nah it's the concrete in the bottom

2018-12-08 05:48:39 UTC

Quest.

2018-12-08 05:48:48 UTC

To keep it from rocking all over the joint.

2018-12-08 05:49:02 UTC

dont remind me man, lucky its all boxes on the first job so a good warmup

2018-12-08 05:49:17 UTC

why

2018-12-08 05:49:48 UTC

craw

2018-12-08 05:49:51 UTC

get a therapist

2018-12-08 05:49:54 UTC

oh

2018-12-08 05:49:58 UTC

youre just hungry

2018-12-08 05:50:03 UTC

@Crawfoot are you okay

2018-12-08 05:50:34 UTC

inb4 kill all whities

2018-12-08 05:50:38 UTC

@Shut Up Eve send me your pfp so I can set it as my lock screen when you get Soy fag

2018-12-08 05:50:57 UTC

+ban <@518836819786203142> "Stupid cunt, you really think you can come into the server onto a new account, and we're not blind and stupid dude, we have you're I.P address and you're discord Tag ;)"

2018-12-08 05:50:59 UTC

​Goodbye forever.

2018-12-08 05:51:12 UTC

@Kareemstar fuckin what don

2018-12-08 05:51:13 UTC

but will make him shit himself, and think again with making another sock account :^)

2018-12-08 05:51:16 UTC

deception 100

2018-12-08 05:51:38 UTC

@Shut Up Eve I’m not allowed to flirt with you till you get soy

2018-12-08 05:51:56 UTC

Wtf is this

2018-12-08 05:52:00 UTC

Dim is gay

2018-12-08 05:52:02 UTC

theres enough cunts shagging on this server man

2018-12-08 05:52:09 UTC

lmao

2018-12-08 05:52:09 UTC

speak of the devil

2018-12-08 05:52:10 UTC

Don chill

2018-12-08 05:52:14 UTC

+kick @LmaoMoni "Shut up Coal miner!"

2018-12-08 05:52:16 UTC

​Goodbye.

2018-12-08 05:52:17 UTC

@Kareemstar Just sexually harass her

2018-12-08 05:52:20 UTC

Rejected

2018-12-08 05:52:21 UTC

I don't get it

2018-12-08 05:52:26 UTC

Oh well, liquor time.

2018-12-08 05:52:34 UTC

goteem

2018-12-08 05:52:49 UTC

Might as well end it there

2018-12-08 05:52:55 UTC

rejected by someone who has shut up as a first name

2018-12-08 05:52:58 UTC

@Kareemstar its called curved don. πŸ‘Œ

2018-12-08 05:53:10 UTC

Obviously ready to be soy then

2018-12-08 05:53:12 UTC

Wow and you're pushing it in his face

2018-12-08 05:53:19 UTC

Yeah right? Lmfao

2018-12-08 05:53:21 UTC

Feels fucking bad

2018-12-08 05:53:23 UTC

its very funny

2018-12-08 05:53:28 UTC

Where is the christmas spirit

2018-12-08 05:53:29 UTC

<:thomas:437128828200943616>

2018-12-08 05:53:32 UTC

It is what is it

2018-12-08 05:53:34 UTC

nah i like eve

2018-12-08 05:53:38 UTC

I like christmas

2018-12-08 05:53:43 UTC

its too early for christmas spirit

2018-12-08 05:53:43 UTC

i just think its funny

2018-12-08 05:53:47 UTC

its only the 7th

2018-12-08 05:53:58 UTC

is still*

2018-12-08 05:54:03 UTC

lmao

2018-12-08 05:54:05 UTC

>if eve is single

2018-12-08 05:54:08 UTC

Lul what

2018-12-08 05:54:10 UTC

If.

2018-12-08 05:54:12 UTC

Rofl

2018-12-08 05:54:16 UTC

finish craw

2018-12-08 05:54:19 UTC

finish it

2018-12-08 05:54:24 UTC

do it coward

2018-12-08 05:54:25 UTC

Quest do you like me you goon.

2018-12-08 05:54:34 UTC

Don't make me take out ol reliable

2018-12-08 05:54:37 UTC

He was gonna ask you out

2018-12-08 05:54:44 UTC

@Tea am no a bender but id probably shag ye

2018-12-08 05:54:49 UTC

Cause you know, he's straight

2018-12-08 05:54:56 UTC

+kick @Crawfoot "God, you're fucking autistic!"

2018-12-08 05:54:59 UTC

​Goodbye.

2018-12-08 05:54:59 UTC

Oh Eve isn’t single anymore? Womp.

2018-12-08 05:55:10 UTC

Why is this a topic

2018-12-08 05:55:25 UTC

Now I understand the sudden curve

2018-12-08 05:55:26 UTC

Craw salty it isn't about him anymore.

2018-12-08 05:55:30 UTC

New kid on the block.

2018-12-08 05:55:45 UTC

DOUBT

2018-12-08 05:56:06 UTC

Craw you like me but can't admit it.

2018-12-08 05:56:10 UTC

@Kareemstar curve cause why not

2018-12-08 05:56:18 UTC

For the lulz mate

2018-12-08 05:56:49 UTC

You don't curve someone for the lulz

2018-12-08 05:56:53 UTC

That's some female shit

2018-12-08 05:56:56 UTC

Yeah you do.

2018-12-08 05:57:01 UTC

>some female shit

2018-12-08 05:57:04 UTC

That shit breaks peoples hearts

2018-12-08 05:57:06 UTC

Eve's like best Whitey by a mile

2018-12-08 05:57:09 UTC

Don't even lie.

2018-12-08 05:57:13 UTC

Dude don can handle it

2018-12-08 05:57:29 UTC

Yep.

2018-12-08 05:57:38 UTC

Best whitey ?

2018-12-08 05:57:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/520841372169928705/hqdefault_1.jpg

2018-12-08 05:57:47 UTC

hehehe

2018-12-08 05:57:48 UTC

Yep.

2018-12-08 05:57:52 UTC

Best whitey.

2018-12-08 05:58:00 UTC

Why is this a thing

2018-12-08 05:58:02 UTC

Who else.

2018-12-08 05:58:05 UTC

No one else is.

2018-12-08 05:58:07 UTC

@Tea Tex will always be the best whitey in my heart

2018-12-08 05:58:07 UTC

I'm trying to find a better whitey

2018-12-08 05:58:08 UTC

And how do i make it stop forever

2018-12-08 05:58:08 UTC

Kiki maybe.

2018-12-08 05:58:09 UTC

BY MILES!

2018-12-08 05:58:13 UTC
2018-12-08 05:58:13 UTC

No one will ever beat tex!

2018-12-08 05:58:15 UTC

Same

2018-12-08 05:58:16 UTC

My man dim knows.

2018-12-08 05:58:18 UTC

Tex is best whitey

2018-12-08 05:58:22 UTC

Tex is best whitey

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