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It just kinda happens here it happens
I wish
Just fuck in a hotel room
That would be dope
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Theyโre expensive
Motel
We have been getting them recently
Red roof inn!!
Woods
Yeah
Amanda fucks in the Lincoln bedroom
Been there done that
We talking public sex stories cause I got a good one
Alley way, would have had the chance to experience it last year
Mosquitos got a little too close to my personal bits than I liked
Father Tex is here to preach
Just get the bed sticky and soggy so the poor latina lady can clean it all up.
Tell us your story father
Iโm not catholic so it would be Reverend
@$pider๐ท and then fuck the cleaning lady too
And okay I will
> @$pider๐ท and then fuck the cleaning lady too
@JustiN I would
Iโm fucking the maid
Latinas are spicy
Ik
And drama
I once fucked this girl who was super hot in the bleacher during the middle of a football game at my high school
๐
Middle school?
Got suspended but it was with it
Latinas>Arab
Yes
She goes to clean those nitty gritty spots underneath the bathroom counter ima dive in and scrape her insides out
Nope high school
That's a fucking legendary move tex
What year of school were you in?
Why do I look so cute wearing his shirt ๐ญ
?
Eastern European girls>American girls
Iโm about to rearrange her guts until she canโt walk anymore
@JustiN The lesson of the sermon is that hot girls are always fun
Russians >
Spicy
And it was 10th grade
The only type of white girls I'd simp for are the eastern Europeans
Tf
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Nutted on the couch'
Oof
Are you wearing any pants lmao
No
Why would I
Bruh
๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
@JustiN I got plenty of stories so let me know if youโd like more sermons
Wtf
What the fuck are pants
I only wear kilts
Bruh if I had the courage to kill myself I would
That and I wear my girlfriend ๐
Preach more for us reverend for I wish to gain access to this worthy and rare knowledge
Women should be banned for existing
For at least an hour
Just fuck dudes and suck cock right spider?
Life would be at peace
Gay
For an hour not forever
Yeah but still
You can wait
Justin the horny bastard
Simp
LMAO you're the one to talk
Me?
The only acceptable girl to simp for is Addison Rae
๐งข
Who's that
Bruh basic white girls are overrated
W
This is how itโs done
Tik toker whoโs pretty damn hot @Kevin_the_wise
Threesome
Is that real?
Those are fun
Yup
At a Christmas party
Did anything happen
In the bathroom
Lmao Iโm too ugly @americanaf would never work for me
Now foursomes are really fun
Bbhjbhjbjybyuybbiy
I canโt even get a girlfriend ๐๐ซ
Wizard how tf
It was me and Harley with this girl
!level
This pic was taken where the bridge was
I want the car
๐คค
Itโs all about confidence
Give me the car
Just go straight in
Thatโs Veronica
I have no confidence
Thatโs his baby girl
Damn that gun and that car are fuckin sexy
Yeah well shes bouta be my bitch
Good luck with that
.
Youโll have to pry her from his hands
Wrong tag
Lol
He loves her more than he loves me I stg
Iโll@make a bet, Iโll dm this girl, and ask if she wants to hookup right now
You gotta drive stick though
Ya owe me $5
Nah I'll make sure it's while his hands are all lubed up
@Markichr Your boyfriend has good taste
Ikr
Good taste in what?
Amanda its cause cars cant abandon you over nothing or leave without notice
Guns
One time
We hit a bump
Unless sheโs talking about the mustang
And he said โare you okโ
Cause fords are trash
Everyone likes the AR guns and shit
And I was like โyeah Iโm fineโ
And he said
LMAO
I see where that's going
โI wasnโt talking to you I was talking to Veronicaโ
Women come and go but cars, dogs, and guns are forever
Dogs arent forever
D:
This is what yall country southern guys like
Anyone ever notice that crazy girls are like the best at sex
Yee haw boots and horses
That's some New Yorker cosplaying
Thatโs his dog
Sheโs a total sweetheart
There was this girl who stabbed me and honestly Iโd get back together with her cause the sex was just fucking great
Also tex you're right
WH
I'm sorry, she stabbed you?
TF wrong with you?
Yeah
She also tried to kidnap me
Anything over females
Wh
The fuck
We are having dinner tommorow
Sex ain't eveything
Appreciate the baby girl
Well do you want a picture of her cause once you see her youโll understand
@$pider๐ท But it's usually most of it
Sure
He just says itโs not everything
Because he canโt get any
LMAO
I don't understand you guys'
Virrrgggin
Spider do you want amanda to shit on your chest
Ion know
Didnt you say that earlier
People are into that??
I rather be a virgin than be a weird sex addict
Youd be suprised kevin
Oh feck
People are into everything
And I mean EVERYTHING
I only care about my life
Lol
Donโt kink shame!
Yall can fuck goats on their period if yall want
LMAO
@Kevin_the_wise Hereโs a picture of the girl
I'll be in my shack fishing for bass
Tf
Oh
Bruh
Shes fucking smashing ngl
I wouldn't spend a penny on her
She stabbed me and tried to kidnap me and Iโm still gonna get back together with her
Believe me I know
Damn you want that?
But why take that risk
Sheโs also fucking great at sex like serisouly I donโt know how to say it
You can buy one of those anywhere
Ngl she looks it
What can I say I like the constant threat of death
She's lookin basic to me ngl
@$pider๐ท I donโt like paying for pussy
Iโll pay for dinner but thatโs it
Yea good choice
@Deleted User do you let her die you down
Do I let her what @Markichr
Tie you down
During sex yes but Iโm very good at escaping restraints
If I need to
@Markichr pls make a channel for pictures
Wtf
I love photography
Lol I can do that
Tf
I'll post my pics there if I die
Tex you seem like a beta for her
Iโm not
Iโm always in control I just let her think she is
I just
Added
A photography
Chat
To another server
By accident
Lmao
Fuck me
How many servers you got?
Two
One for this and one for my Minecraft server
Bruh
Oof
Bruh
Bruh
I love bruh
Bruh
Alright kids sex ed and stories with reverend tex was fun but I need sleep
Sermons werenโt over
But okay
I still got plenty
Yes but I'm about to pass out
Oh the clit is where the shit comes out
Oh god spider please get help
Weโll do story time tomorrow
Clit shoots semen if it's angry
Have you ever been near a vagina? @$pider๐ท
Nope
The asshole is where you enter the vagina
He hasnt lmao
Viirrrgiin
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