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2020-06-20 06:03:04 UTC

I mean I just donโ€™t want kids

2020-06-20 06:03:06 UTC

Wdym

2020-06-20 06:03:10 UTC

Theyโ€™re annoying

2020-06-20 06:03:16 UTC

My sister has a kid

2020-06-20 06:03:20 UTC

I love him to death

2020-06-20 06:03:20 UTC

Yes they are

2020-06-20 06:03:21 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚ @Kevin_the_wise I donโ€™t know ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ I donโ€™t suck em

2020-06-20 06:03:22 UTC

I dont either tbh, I'd rather have my kids be big dogs

2020-06-20 06:03:25 UTC

LMAOOO

2020-06-20 06:03:28 UTC

XD

2020-06-20 06:03:29 UTC

But I canโ€™t deal with him for more than a few hours

2020-06-20 06:03:30 UTC

Is there another reason besides pure selfishness that you donโ€™t want kids?

2020-06-20 06:03:36 UTC

Money

2020-06-20 06:03:40 UTC

Free time

2020-06-20 06:03:45 UTC

Kevin youโ€™re hilarious lol

2020-06-20 06:03:49 UTC

Wait till youโ€™re 30 and the eggs are dried up. Youโ€™ll be wishing then

2020-06-20 06:03:54 UTC

Nahhh lol

2020-06-20 06:03:55 UTC

Also

2020-06-20 06:03:59 UTC

My mom has me

2020-06-20 06:04:02 UTC

When she was like

2020-06-20 06:04:04 UTC

Money, time, patience, sanity, a happy lifestyle, etc

2020-06-20 06:04:10 UTC

So no, just pure selfishness. Youโ€™ll Ed your family lineage on a whim because you want more free time?

2020-06-20 06:04:14 UTC

In her 30s

2020-06-20 06:04:21 UTC

I mean

2020-06-20 06:04:26 UTC

Itโ€™ll crush my boyfriends family

2020-06-20 06:04:31 UTC

More than mine lol

2020-06-20 06:04:33 UTC

Iโ€™m 1/9 in my family.,

2020-06-20 06:04:38 UTC

Heโ€™s their only kid

2020-06-20 06:04:49 UTC

When you have a kid in your 30s the chance of the kid being mentally restarted guess up like threefold

2020-06-20 06:04:49 UTC

And theyโ€™re verryyyy conservative

2020-06-20 06:05:02 UTC

Si youโ€™re mom is a hero. Based

2020-06-20 06:05:16 UTC

I mean that unironically

2020-06-20 06:05:28 UTC

These foreigners are hard to understand

2020-06-20 06:05:31 UTC

No offense

2020-06-20 06:05:37 UTC

Idk

2020-06-20 06:05:44 UTC

Kids just make me want to rip my hair out

2020-06-20 06:05:47 UTC

But hey

2020-06-20 06:05:51 UTC

Iโ€™m working with kids this summer

2020-06-20 06:05:58 UTC

30 hours a week

2020-06-20 06:06:12 UTC

Arenโ€™t you like 18? Wait a few before ripping your uterus out. Damn thatโ€™s barbaric and unnatural

2020-06-20 06:06:17 UTC

Iโ€™m 19

2020-06-20 06:06:22 UTC

Ok

2020-06-20 06:06:24 UTC

So you know

2020-06-20 06:06:27 UTC

How most little kids

2020-06-20 06:06:30 UTC

Ask their parents

2020-06-20 06:06:34 UTC

How babies are made

2020-06-20 06:06:35 UTC

Oh no

2020-06-20 06:06:40 UTC

Simple

2020-06-20 06:06:44 UTC

I asked my mom

2020-06-20 06:06:45 UTC

God put em there

2020-06-20 06:06:51 UTC
2020-06-20 06:06:52 UTC

As he put all of us here

2020-06-20 06:06:53 UTC

โ€œHow do I not have babiesโ€

2020-06-20 06:06:55 UTC

At like 10

2020-06-20 06:06:56 UTC

Lol

2020-06-20 06:06:57 UTC

LMAO

2020-06-20 06:07:00 UTC

Actually

2020-06-20 06:07:04 UTC

Whatd she say?

2020-06-20 06:07:06 UTC

Probably younger than tbh

2020-06-20 06:07:06 UTC

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-06-20 06:07:09 UTC

Can I get a Amen now?

2020-06-20 06:07:13 UTC

Give it 10 years and youโ€™ll be begging for a whole litter

2020-06-20 06:07:17 UTC

Nahh

2020-06-20 06:07:25 UTC

Or youโ€™ll be a miserable single wine aunt with a cat

2020-06-20 06:07:30 UTC

Oof

2020-06-20 06:07:31 UTC

LMAOOOO

2020-06-20 06:07:33 UTC

Well

2020-06-20 06:07:35 UTC

If I had a cat

2020-06-20 06:07:36 UTC

Now what I was expecting

2020-06-20 06:07:39 UTC

Iโ€™d probably die

2020-06-20 06:07:40 UTC

Not*

2020-06-20 06:07:43 UTC

Which happens with most women who donโ€™t have children

2020-06-20 06:07:43 UTC

Because Iโ€™m allergic

2020-06-20 06:07:46 UTC

Stop it auto correct

2020-06-20 06:07:52 UTC

Very allergic

2020-06-20 06:08:16 UTC

#alllivesmatter

2020-06-20 06:08:33 UTC

I have to Medicare heavily before I go see my grandmas cat

2020-06-20 06:08:37 UTC

#gastherioters

2020-06-20 06:08:39 UTC

Medicate LMFAO

2020-06-20 06:08:52 UTC

See nectar I love the thought of teaching my kid how to hunt, fish, and do a bunch of traditional shit however, I wouldnt want to deal with a bunch of 2020 bullshit LGBTQ

2020-06-20 06:08:58 UTC

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK SI

2020-06-20 06:09:03 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-06-20 06:09:11 UTC

Facts

2020-06-20 06:09:13 UTC

Lol itโ€™s not even

2020-06-20 06:09:16 UTC

That though

2020-06-20 06:09:19 UTC

Idc if my kid is gay

2020-06-20 06:09:20 UTC

They wont let a boy be a boy anymore

2020-06-20 06:09:28 UTC

Or any of that shit

2020-06-20 06:09:29 UTC

Tbh

2020-06-20 06:09:39 UTC

But I just hate KIDS

2020-06-20 06:09:41 UTC

In general

2020-06-20 06:09:44 UTC

@Markichr how about if he or she wanted to be trans

2020-06-20 06:09:49 UTC

๐Ÿ˜” only hunting I did was backyard. I shot skinned gutted and fried my own squirrel

2020-06-20 06:09:51 UTC

As my friend once said to a kid before he got suspended, "I'll beat the gay out of him"

2020-06-20 06:09:58 UTC

Lmfao

2020-06-20 06:10:07 UTC

XD

2020-06-20 06:10:09 UTC

Again idc tbh

2020-06-20 06:10:24 UTC

I'd rather have my kid pass on my traits

2020-06-20 06:10:26 UTC

Itโ€™s their life

2020-06-20 06:10:37 UTC

Kids are so annoying

2020-06-20 06:10:39 UTC

Than be some weird fucking non binary transgender donkey

2020-06-20 06:10:41 UTC

They dont know any better

2020-06-20 06:10:47 UTC

Uh huh

2020-06-20 06:10:54 UTC

Be adding genders too

2020-06-20 06:11:05 UTC

Using the opposite bathroom

2020-06-20 06:11:07 UTC

Iโ€™m teaching my kids that they only have 2 genders and 1 sexuality fuck that

2020-06-20 06:11:20 UTC

Preach!

2020-06-20 06:11:21 UTC

Thatโ€™s how you make your kids hate you

2020-06-20 06:11:26 UTC

IMO

2020-06-20 06:11:31 UTC

Eh

2020-06-20 06:11:32 UTC

You shouldnโ€™t preach politics to children

2020-06-20 06:11:38 UTC

Iโ€™ve been hated my entire life I donโ€™t give a fuck what people think of me

2020-06-20 06:11:45 UTC

My parents never spoke politics with me

2020-06-20 06:11:45 UTC

Well my parents dont mind lesbians and gays at all

2020-06-20 06:11:46 UTC

Itโ€™s not politics itโ€™s facts

2020-06-20 06:11:48 UTC

These Democrats are brainwashing there kids

2020-06-20 06:11:52 UTC

Yep

2020-06-20 06:11:56 UTC

They did with my bro and sister

2020-06-20 06:11:59 UTC

But damn well they raised me with only 2 genders and being straight

2020-06-20 06:12:06 UTC

And those two are left wing nuts

2020-06-20 06:12:08 UTC

Uh huh

2020-06-20 06:12:11 UTC

And I love em to death

2020-06-20 06:12:14 UTC

The population is in peril. Bring in more children and just teach them the correct ways

2020-06-20 06:12:18 UTC

Mine just say if they donโ€™t mess with em they donโ€™t care

2020-06-20 06:12:33 UTC

Damn right si

2020-06-20 06:12:39 UTC

My dad only started talking politics with me when I asked him questions

2020-06-20 06:13:06 UTC

And tbh like idc what the fuck you think you are you are what you are when you are born. But Iโ€™d you are gay or something donโ€™t come flirt with me ๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-06-20 06:13:08 UTC

I credit that to why Iโ€™m where I am politically

2020-06-20 06:13:09 UTC

I only started last year and this year it seems like ever since I started being more vocal I've been getting even close with my dad

2020-06-20 06:13:12 UTC

@Si my guy I canโ€™t tell if youโ€™re someone Iโ€™d like to hang out with or someone who would shoot up a school

2020-06-20 06:13:14 UTC

That and my boyfriend tbh

2020-06-20 06:13:22 UTC

LMAO

2020-06-20 06:13:24 UTC

A long time ago

2020-06-20 06:13:27 UTC

I would never kill innocent kids

2020-06-20 06:13:31 UTC

Fuck you for saying that

2020-06-20 06:13:32 UTC

Never

2020-06-20 06:13:36 UTC

When I was like 13 or 12

2020-06-20 06:13:37 UTC

Si looks like hes a 6'2 marine

2020-06-20 06:13:41 UTC

I told him I hated America

2020-06-20 06:13:42 UTC

Ok just making sure my guy

2020-06-20 06:13:46 UTC

Because they let people kill cops

2020-06-20 06:13:51 UTC

And he correct that to

2020-06-20 06:13:58 UTC

I want to go marine but army benefits me more

2020-06-20 06:14:01 UTC

I hate people who hate America

2020-06-20 06:14:02 UTC

You know what everyone

2020-06-20 06:14:14 UTC

Let's just get this civil war over with already

2020-06-20 06:14:19 UTC

Also my name is Simon but I like Si ngl

2020-06-20 06:14:19 UTC

See I'm where I am because of my dad being an officer and many others

2020-06-20 06:14:23 UTC

And stop dragging it

2020-06-20 06:14:26 UTC

Agreed Kevin

2020-06-20 06:14:35 UTC

DUES VULT

2020-06-20 06:14:37 UTC

Yeah I was enjoying talking about sex and making jokes more

2020-06-20 06:14:47 UTC

Justin is a simp guys

2020-06-20 06:14:53 UTC

Yup

2020-06-20 06:15:00 UTC

Yes I'm a simp

2020-06-20 06:15:05 UTC

100%

2020-06-20 06:15:05 UTC

Si wtf is wrong with you

2020-06-20 06:15:10 UTC

A lot

2020-06-20 06:15:13 UTC

Ha.

2020-06-20 06:15:13 UTC

Hes the CEO of simples

2020-06-20 06:15:16 UTC

Yeah my dad was also a state trooper

2020-06-20 06:15:17 UTC

SIMP NATION

2020-06-20 06:15:23 UTC

Nah I'm the ceo of racism

2020-06-20 06:15:26 UTC

Are we sending nudes now

2020-06-20 06:15:30 UTC

Iโ€™m a single ugly ass guy that had 60+ knives and zero friends

2020-06-20 06:15:32 UTC

No thatโ€™s me

2020-06-20 06:15:34 UTC

AMANDA NO

2020-06-20 06:15:37 UTC

So yeah a lot is wrong with me

2020-06-20 06:15:39 UTC

Lol

2020-06-20 06:15:42 UTC

Oof

2020-06-20 06:15:48 UTC

Yโ€™all really think Iโ€™d do that

2020-06-20 06:15:49 UTC

HE AND I ARE UNDERAGE DONT FUCK THIS U0

2020-06-20 06:15:53 UTC

no lmao

2020-06-20 06:15:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723783167596822558/IMG_20200606_144604_751.jpg

2020-06-20 06:15:56 UTC

You donโ€™t like it? I donโ€™t give a fuck ๐Ÿ˜‰

2020-06-20 06:16:00 UTC

Itd be funny as hell though

2020-06-20 06:16:09 UTC

Donโ€™t do it

2020-06-20 06:16:15 UTC

And Justin donโ€™t be a simp

2020-06-20 06:16:16 UTC

I would never

2020-06-20 06:16:33 UTC

Lol

2020-06-20 06:16:35 UTC

I love how nectar says I'm a simp for trying to have fun in a introverably social pandemic

2020-06-20 06:16:47 UTC

Justin youโ€™re horny af I can tell

2020-06-20 06:16:49 UTC

I need to work out more

2020-06-20 06:16:52 UTC

Iโ€™m getting fat

2020-06-20 06:16:56 UTC

I'm really not my guy

2020-06-20 06:17:05 UTC

Cant wait for the gym to open

2020-06-20 06:17:08 UTC

If I was I'd be pegging my girl

2020-06-20 06:17:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723783505527701544/video0.mp4

2020-06-20 06:17:17 UTC

Repent

2020-06-20 06:17:19 UTC

Throwback to when I wasnโ€™t a fat fuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723783524003348511/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:17:29 UTC

Doop

2020-06-20 06:17:48 UTC

Amanda your hand looks likes Joe's with that baby

2020-06-20 06:17:53 UTC

Lol

2020-06-20 06:17:54 UTC

HAHAHA

2020-06-20 06:17:54 UTC

XD

2020-06-20 06:17:54 UTC

Yeah idk

2020-06-20 06:17:56 UTC

Why I do that

2020-06-20 06:18:03 UTC

I do that a lot

2020-06-20 06:18:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723783712541769738/image0.jpg

2020-06-20 06:18:18 UTC

Ngl si is fucking jacked

2020-06-20 06:18:23 UTC

Si youโ€™re not even that buff

2020-06-20 06:18:29 UTC

Two kids of people

2020-06-20 06:18:32 UTC

For a 15 year old?

2020-06-20 06:18:35 UTC

And youโ€™re not even American @RagheadSteve

2020-06-20 06:18:38 UTC

Sksksk

2020-06-20 06:18:43 UTC

LMAO

2020-06-20 06:18:45 UTC

Whatever my guy

2020-06-20 06:18:55 UTC

IM FUCKING DEAD WITH THAT ONE

2020-06-20 06:19:07 UTC

Like I donโ€™t care I can throw a 200 pound man on my shoulders and run ๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-06-20 06:19:22 UTC

Wow thatโ€™s really cool my guy

2020-06-20 06:19:26 UTC

Can we appreciate

2020-06-20 06:19:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723784071590969344/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:19:34 UTC

Iโ€™m 5โ€™4 115 lb ๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-06-20 06:20:04 UTC

Si deffinetley makes his own sandwiches for school every day and toasts his toaster strudels on the perfect temperature

2020-06-20 06:20:06 UTC

My man just admitted to being 5โ€™4. Kudos

2020-06-20 06:20:17 UTC

I know Iโ€™m short

2020-06-20 06:20:22 UTC

Part 2

2020-06-20 06:20:24 UTC

I tried to kill myself before birth

2020-06-20 06:20:29 UTC

Si definitely brings 3 knives to school just to show them off

2020-06-20 06:20:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723784324293328916/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:20:34 UTC

The umbilical cord was around my neck 6 times

2020-06-20 06:20:43 UTC

XD

2020-06-20 06:20:49 UTC

No I wear 3 knives on me every day though

2020-06-20 06:20:57 UTC

Cant imagine his reaction to that

2020-06-20 06:20:59 UTC

Hahahaha ofc

2020-06-20 06:21:06 UTC
2020-06-20 06:21:10 UTC

Ya know why?

2020-06-20 06:21:12 UTC

Si that's like the emo kid in the bathroom hanging himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a birthday pinata

2020-06-20 06:21:19 UTC

America is fucked and Iโ€™m not going down without a fight

2020-06-20 06:21:36 UTC

You know the walking dead right

2020-06-20 06:21:43 UTC

Yup

2020-06-20 06:21:45 UTC

Si Iโ€™m sure isis checks under their beds at night for you

2020-06-20 06:21:45 UTC

Judith

2020-06-20 06:21:49 UTC

Uh huh

2020-06-20 06:21:52 UTC

What about her

2020-06-20 06:21:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723784674236825680/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:21:57 UTC

Thatโ€™s her

2020-06-20 06:22:03 UTC

Oh., my..

2020-06-20 06:22:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723784719099232286/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:22:04 UTC

Thatโ€™s me

2020-06-20 06:22:09 UTC

Aww

2020-06-20 06:22:16 UTC

They're the same person

2020-06-20 06:22:18 UTC

Awh

2020-06-20 06:22:20 UTC

Ikr

2020-06-20 06:22:27 UTC

I think I was secretly a child actor

2020-06-20 06:22:41 UTC

Wait so guys

2020-06-20 06:22:43 UTC

If I didnโ€™t have bangs

2020-06-20 06:22:48 UTC

Spot on

2020-06-20 06:22:54 UTC

How did we go from sex ed to a civil war to this

2020-06-20 06:22:58 UTC

lol

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