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2020-06-20 06:03:04 UTC

I mean I just don’t want kids

2020-06-20 06:03:06 UTC

Wdym

2020-06-20 06:03:10 UTC

They’re annoying

2020-06-20 06:03:16 UTC

My sister has a kid

2020-06-20 06:03:20 UTC

I love him to death

2020-06-20 06:03:20 UTC

Yes they are

2020-06-20 06:03:21 UTC

😂 @Kevin_the_wise I don’t know 🤷🏼‍♂️ I don’t suck em

2020-06-20 06:03:22 UTC

I dont either tbh, I'd rather have my kids be big dogs

2020-06-20 06:03:25 UTC

LMAOOO

2020-06-20 06:03:28 UTC

XD

2020-06-20 06:03:29 UTC

But I can’t deal with him for more than a few hours

2020-06-20 06:03:30 UTC

Is there another reason besides pure selfishness that you don’t want kids?

2020-06-20 06:03:36 UTC

Money

2020-06-20 06:03:40 UTC

Free time

2020-06-20 06:03:45 UTC

Kevin you’re hilarious lol

2020-06-20 06:03:49 UTC

Wait till you’re 30 and the eggs are dried up. You’ll be wishing then

2020-06-20 06:03:54 UTC

Nahhh lol

2020-06-20 06:03:55 UTC

Also

2020-06-20 06:03:59 UTC

My mom has me

2020-06-20 06:04:02 UTC

When she was like

2020-06-20 06:04:04 UTC

Money, time, patience, sanity, a happy lifestyle, etc

2020-06-20 06:04:10 UTC

So no, just pure selfishness. You’ll Ed your family lineage on a whim because you want more free time?

2020-06-20 06:04:14 UTC

In her 30s

2020-06-20 06:04:21 UTC

I mean

2020-06-20 06:04:26 UTC

It’ll crush my boyfriends family

2020-06-20 06:04:31 UTC

More than mine lol

2020-06-20 06:04:33 UTC

I’m 1/9 in my family.,

2020-06-20 06:04:38 UTC

He’s their only kid

2020-06-20 06:04:49 UTC

When you have a kid in your 30s the chance of the kid being mentally restarted guess up like threefold

2020-06-20 06:04:49 UTC

And they’re verryyyy conservative

2020-06-20 06:05:02 UTC

Si you’re mom is a hero. Based

2020-06-20 06:05:16 UTC

I mean that unironically

2020-06-20 06:05:28 UTC

These foreigners are hard to understand

2020-06-20 06:05:31 UTC

No offense

2020-06-20 06:05:37 UTC

Idk

2020-06-20 06:05:44 UTC

Kids just make me want to rip my hair out

2020-06-20 06:05:47 UTC

But hey

2020-06-20 06:05:51 UTC

I’m working with kids this summer

2020-06-20 06:05:58 UTC

30 hours a week

2020-06-20 06:06:12 UTC

Aren’t you like 18? Wait a few before ripping your uterus out. Damn that’s barbaric and unnatural

2020-06-20 06:06:17 UTC

I’m 19

2020-06-20 06:06:22 UTC

Ok

2020-06-20 06:06:24 UTC

So you know

2020-06-20 06:06:27 UTC

How most little kids

2020-06-20 06:06:30 UTC

Ask their parents

2020-06-20 06:06:34 UTC

How babies are made

2020-06-20 06:06:35 UTC

Oh no

2020-06-20 06:06:40 UTC

Simple

2020-06-20 06:06:44 UTC

I asked my mom

2020-06-20 06:06:45 UTC

God put em there

2020-06-20 06:06:51 UTC
2020-06-20 06:06:52 UTC

As he put all of us here

2020-06-20 06:06:53 UTC

“How do I not have babies”

2020-06-20 06:06:55 UTC

At like 10

2020-06-20 06:06:56 UTC

Lol

2020-06-20 06:06:57 UTC

LMAO

2020-06-20 06:07:00 UTC

Actually

2020-06-20 06:07:04 UTC

Whatd she say?

2020-06-20 06:07:06 UTC

Probably younger than tbh

2020-06-20 06:07:06 UTC

🥺😂

2020-06-20 06:07:09 UTC

Can I get a Amen now?

2020-06-20 06:07:13 UTC

Give it 10 years and you’ll be begging for a whole litter

2020-06-20 06:07:17 UTC

Nahh

2020-06-20 06:07:25 UTC

Or you’ll be a miserable single wine aunt with a cat

2020-06-20 06:07:30 UTC

Oof

2020-06-20 06:07:31 UTC

LMAOOOO

2020-06-20 06:07:33 UTC

Well

2020-06-20 06:07:35 UTC

If I had a cat

2020-06-20 06:07:36 UTC

Now what I was expecting

2020-06-20 06:07:39 UTC

I’d probably die

2020-06-20 06:07:40 UTC

Not*

2020-06-20 06:07:43 UTC

Which happens with most women who don’t have children

2020-06-20 06:07:43 UTC

Because I’m allergic

2020-06-20 06:07:46 UTC

Stop it auto correct

2020-06-20 06:07:52 UTC

Very allergic

2020-06-20 06:08:16 UTC

#alllivesmatter

2020-06-20 06:08:33 UTC

I have to Medicare heavily before I go see my grandmas cat

2020-06-20 06:08:37 UTC

#gastherioters

2020-06-20 06:08:39 UTC

Medicate LMFAO

2020-06-20 06:08:52 UTC

See nectar I love the thought of teaching my kid how to hunt, fish, and do a bunch of traditional shit however, I wouldnt want to deal with a bunch of 2020 bullshit LGBTQ

2020-06-20 06:08:58 UTC

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK SI

2020-06-20 06:09:03 UTC

😂😂

2020-06-20 06:09:11 UTC

Facts

2020-06-20 06:09:13 UTC

Lol it’s not even

2020-06-20 06:09:16 UTC

That though

2020-06-20 06:09:19 UTC

Idc if my kid is gay

2020-06-20 06:09:20 UTC

They wont let a boy be a boy anymore

2020-06-20 06:09:28 UTC

Or any of that shit

2020-06-20 06:09:29 UTC

Tbh

2020-06-20 06:09:39 UTC

But I just hate KIDS

2020-06-20 06:09:41 UTC

In general

2020-06-20 06:09:44 UTC

@Markichr how about if he or she wanted to be trans

2020-06-20 06:09:49 UTC

😔 only hunting I did was backyard. I shot skinned gutted and fried my own squirrel

2020-06-20 06:09:51 UTC

As my friend once said to a kid before he got suspended, "I'll beat the gay out of him"

2020-06-20 06:09:58 UTC

Lmfao

2020-06-20 06:10:07 UTC

XD

2020-06-20 06:10:09 UTC

Again idc tbh

2020-06-20 06:10:24 UTC

I'd rather have my kid pass on my traits

2020-06-20 06:10:26 UTC

It’s their life

2020-06-20 06:10:37 UTC

Kids are so annoying

2020-06-20 06:10:39 UTC

Than be some weird fucking non binary transgender donkey

2020-06-20 06:10:41 UTC

They dont know any better

2020-06-20 06:10:47 UTC

Uh huh

2020-06-20 06:10:54 UTC

Be adding genders too

2020-06-20 06:11:05 UTC

Using the opposite bathroom

2020-06-20 06:11:07 UTC

I’m teaching my kids that they only have 2 genders and 1 sexuality fuck that

2020-06-20 06:11:20 UTC

Preach!

2020-06-20 06:11:21 UTC

That’s how you make your kids hate you

2020-06-20 06:11:26 UTC

IMO

2020-06-20 06:11:31 UTC

Eh

2020-06-20 06:11:32 UTC

You shouldn’t preach politics to children

2020-06-20 06:11:38 UTC

I’ve been hated my entire life I don’t give a fuck what people think of me

2020-06-20 06:11:45 UTC

My parents never spoke politics with me

2020-06-20 06:11:45 UTC

Well my parents dont mind lesbians and gays at all

2020-06-20 06:11:46 UTC

It’s not politics it’s facts

2020-06-20 06:11:48 UTC

These Democrats are brainwashing there kids

2020-06-20 06:11:52 UTC

Yep

2020-06-20 06:11:56 UTC

They did with my bro and sister

2020-06-20 06:11:59 UTC

But damn well they raised me with only 2 genders and being straight

2020-06-20 06:12:06 UTC

And those two are left wing nuts

2020-06-20 06:12:08 UTC

Uh huh

2020-06-20 06:12:11 UTC

And I love em to death

2020-06-20 06:12:14 UTC

The population is in peril. Bring in more children and just teach them the correct ways

2020-06-20 06:12:18 UTC

Mine just say if they don’t mess with em they don’t care

2020-06-20 06:12:33 UTC

Damn right si

2020-06-20 06:12:39 UTC

My dad only started talking politics with me when I asked him questions

2020-06-20 06:13:06 UTC

And tbh like idc what the fuck you think you are you are what you are when you are born. But I’d you are gay or something don’t come flirt with me 😂

2020-06-20 06:13:08 UTC

I credit that to why I’m where I am politically

2020-06-20 06:13:09 UTC

I only started last year and this year it seems like ever since I started being more vocal I've been getting even close with my dad

2020-06-20 06:13:12 UTC

@Si my guy I can’t tell if you’re someone I’d like to hang out with or someone who would shoot up a school

2020-06-20 06:13:14 UTC

That and my boyfriend tbh

2020-06-20 06:13:22 UTC

LMAO

2020-06-20 06:13:24 UTC

A long time ago

2020-06-20 06:13:27 UTC

I would never kill innocent kids

2020-06-20 06:13:31 UTC

Fuck you for saying that

2020-06-20 06:13:32 UTC

Never

2020-06-20 06:13:36 UTC

When I was like 13 or 12

2020-06-20 06:13:37 UTC

Si looks like hes a 6'2 marine

2020-06-20 06:13:41 UTC

I told him I hated America

2020-06-20 06:13:42 UTC

Ok just making sure my guy

2020-06-20 06:13:46 UTC

Because they let people kill cops

2020-06-20 06:13:51 UTC

And he correct that to

2020-06-20 06:13:58 UTC

I want to go marine but army benefits me more

2020-06-20 06:14:01 UTC

I hate people who hate America

2020-06-20 06:14:02 UTC

You know what everyone

2020-06-20 06:14:14 UTC

Let's just get this civil war over with already

2020-06-20 06:14:19 UTC

Also my name is Simon but I like Si ngl

2020-06-20 06:14:19 UTC

See I'm where I am because of my dad being an officer and many others

2020-06-20 06:14:23 UTC

And stop dragging it

2020-06-20 06:14:26 UTC

Agreed Kevin

2020-06-20 06:14:35 UTC

DUES VULT

2020-06-20 06:14:37 UTC

Yeah I was enjoying talking about sex and making jokes more

2020-06-20 06:14:47 UTC

Justin is a simp guys

2020-06-20 06:14:53 UTC

Yup

2020-06-20 06:15:00 UTC

Yes I'm a simp

2020-06-20 06:15:05 UTC

100%

2020-06-20 06:15:05 UTC

Si wtf is wrong with you

2020-06-20 06:15:10 UTC

A lot

2020-06-20 06:15:13 UTC

Ha.

2020-06-20 06:15:13 UTC

Hes the CEO of simples

2020-06-20 06:15:16 UTC

Yeah my dad was also a state trooper

2020-06-20 06:15:17 UTC

SIMP NATION

2020-06-20 06:15:23 UTC

Nah I'm the ceo of racism

2020-06-20 06:15:26 UTC

Are we sending nudes now

2020-06-20 06:15:30 UTC

I’m a single ugly ass guy that had 60+ knives and zero friends

2020-06-20 06:15:32 UTC

No that’s me

2020-06-20 06:15:34 UTC

AMANDA NO

2020-06-20 06:15:37 UTC

So yeah a lot is wrong with me

2020-06-20 06:15:39 UTC

Lol

2020-06-20 06:15:42 UTC

Oof

2020-06-20 06:15:48 UTC

Y’all really think I’d do that

2020-06-20 06:15:49 UTC

HE AND I ARE UNDERAGE DONT FUCK THIS U0

2020-06-20 06:15:53 UTC

no lmao

2020-06-20 06:15:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723783167596822558/IMG_20200606_144604_751.jpg

2020-06-20 06:15:56 UTC

You don’t like it? I don’t give a fuck 😉

2020-06-20 06:16:00 UTC

Itd be funny as hell though

2020-06-20 06:16:09 UTC

Don’t do it

2020-06-20 06:16:15 UTC

And Justin don’t be a simp

2020-06-20 06:16:16 UTC

I would never

2020-06-20 06:16:33 UTC

Lol

2020-06-20 06:16:35 UTC

I love how nectar says I'm a simp for trying to have fun in a introverably social pandemic

2020-06-20 06:16:47 UTC

Justin you’re horny af I can tell

2020-06-20 06:16:49 UTC

I need to work out more

2020-06-20 06:16:52 UTC

I’m getting fat

2020-06-20 06:16:56 UTC

I'm really not my guy

2020-06-20 06:17:05 UTC

Cant wait for the gym to open

2020-06-20 06:17:08 UTC

If I was I'd be pegging my girl

2020-06-20 06:17:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723783505527701544/video0.mp4

2020-06-20 06:17:17 UTC

Repent

2020-06-20 06:17:19 UTC

Throwback to when I wasn’t a fat fuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723783524003348511/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:17:29 UTC

Doop

2020-06-20 06:17:48 UTC

Amanda your hand looks likes Joe's with that baby

2020-06-20 06:17:53 UTC

Lol

2020-06-20 06:17:54 UTC

HAHAHA

2020-06-20 06:17:54 UTC

XD

2020-06-20 06:17:54 UTC

Yeah idk

2020-06-20 06:17:56 UTC

Why I do that

2020-06-20 06:18:03 UTC

I do that a lot

2020-06-20 06:18:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723783712541769738/image0.jpg

2020-06-20 06:18:18 UTC

Ngl si is fucking jacked

2020-06-20 06:18:23 UTC

Si you’re not even that buff

2020-06-20 06:18:29 UTC

Two kids of people

2020-06-20 06:18:32 UTC

For a 15 year old?

2020-06-20 06:18:35 UTC

And you’re not even American @RagheadSteve

2020-06-20 06:18:38 UTC

Sksksk

2020-06-20 06:18:43 UTC

LMAO

2020-06-20 06:18:45 UTC

Whatever my guy

2020-06-20 06:18:55 UTC

IM FUCKING DEAD WITH THAT ONE

2020-06-20 06:19:07 UTC

Like I don’t care I can throw a 200 pound man on my shoulders and run 😂

2020-06-20 06:19:22 UTC

Wow that’s really cool my guy

2020-06-20 06:19:26 UTC

Can we appreciate

2020-06-20 06:19:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723784071590969344/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:19:34 UTC

I’m 5’4 115 lb 😂

2020-06-20 06:20:04 UTC

Si deffinetley makes his own sandwiches for school every day and toasts his toaster strudels on the perfect temperature

2020-06-20 06:20:06 UTC

My man just admitted to being 5’4. Kudos

2020-06-20 06:20:17 UTC

I know I’m short

2020-06-20 06:20:22 UTC

Part 2

2020-06-20 06:20:24 UTC

I tried to kill myself before birth

2020-06-20 06:20:29 UTC

Si definitely brings 3 knives to school just to show them off

2020-06-20 06:20:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723784324293328916/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:20:34 UTC

The umbilical cord was around my neck 6 times

2020-06-20 06:20:43 UTC

XD

2020-06-20 06:20:49 UTC

No I wear 3 knives on me every day though

2020-06-20 06:20:57 UTC

Cant imagine his reaction to that

2020-06-20 06:20:59 UTC

Hahahaha ofc

2020-06-20 06:21:06 UTC
2020-06-20 06:21:10 UTC

Ya know why?

2020-06-20 06:21:12 UTC

Si that's like the emo kid in the bathroom hanging himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a birthday pinata

2020-06-20 06:21:19 UTC

America is fucked and I’m not going down without a fight

2020-06-20 06:21:36 UTC

You know the walking dead right

2020-06-20 06:21:43 UTC

Yup

2020-06-20 06:21:45 UTC

Si I’m sure isis checks under their beds at night for you

2020-06-20 06:21:45 UTC

Judith

2020-06-20 06:21:49 UTC

Uh huh

2020-06-20 06:21:52 UTC

What about her

2020-06-20 06:21:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723784674236825680/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:21:57 UTC

That’s her

2020-06-20 06:22:03 UTC

Oh., my..

2020-06-20 06:22:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678670868439629834/723784719099232286/image0.png

2020-06-20 06:22:04 UTC

That’s me

2020-06-20 06:22:09 UTC

Aww

2020-06-20 06:22:16 UTC

They're the same person

2020-06-20 06:22:18 UTC

Awh

2020-06-20 06:22:20 UTC

Ikr

2020-06-20 06:22:27 UTC

I think I was secretly a child actor

2020-06-20 06:22:41 UTC

Wait so guys

2020-06-20 06:22:43 UTC

If I didn’t have bangs

2020-06-20 06:22:48 UTC

Spot on

2020-06-20 06:22:54 UTC

How did we go from sex ed to a civil war to this

2020-06-20 06:22:58 UTC

lol

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