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I mean I just donโt want kids
Wdym
Theyโre annoying
My sister has a kid
I love him to death
Yes they are
๐ @Kevin_the_wise I donโt know ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ I donโt suck em
I dont either tbh, I'd rather have my kids be big dogs
LMAOOO
XD
But I canโt deal with him for more than a few hours
Is there another reason besides pure selfishness that you donโt want kids?
Money
Free time
Kevin youโre hilarious lol
Wait till youโre 30 and the eggs are dried up. Youโll be wishing then
Nahhh lol
Also
My mom has me
When she was like
Money, time, patience, sanity, a happy lifestyle, etc
So no, just pure selfishness. Youโll Ed your family lineage on a whim because you want more free time?
In her 30s
I mean
Itโll crush my boyfriends family
More than mine lol
Iโm 1/9 in my family.,
Heโs their only kid
When you have a kid in your 30s the chance of the kid being mentally restarted guess up like threefold
And theyโre verryyyy conservative
Si youโre mom is a hero. Based
I mean that unironically
These foreigners are hard to understand
No offense
Idk
Kids just make me want to rip my hair out
But hey
Iโm working with kids this summer
30 hours a week
Arenโt you like 18? Wait a few before ripping your uterus out. Damn thatโs barbaric and unnatural
Iโm 19
Ok
So you know
How most little kids
Ask their parents
How babies are made
Oh no
Simple
I asked my mom
God put em there
@Kevin_the_wise Amen
As he put all of us here
โHow do I not have babiesโ
At like 10
Lol
LMAO
Actually
Whatd she say?
Probably younger than tbh
๐ฅบ๐
Can I get a Amen now?
Give it 10 years and youโll be begging for a whole litter
Nahh
Or youโll be a miserable single wine aunt with a cat
Oof
LMAOOOO
Well
If I had a cat
Now what I was expecting
Iโd probably die
Not*
Which happens with most women who donโt have children
Because Iโm allergic
Stop it auto correct
Very allergic
#alllivesmatter
I have to Medicare heavily before I go see my grandmas cat
#gastherioters
Medicate LMFAO
See nectar I love the thought of teaching my kid how to hunt, fish, and do a bunch of traditional shit however, I wouldnt want to deal with a bunch of 2020 bullshit LGBTQ
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK SI
๐๐
Facts
Lol itโs not even
That though
Idc if my kid is gay
They wont let a boy be a boy anymore
Or any of that shit
Tbh
But I just hate KIDS
In general
@Markichr how about if he or she wanted to be trans
๐ only hunting I did was backyard. I shot skinned gutted and fried my own squirrel
As my friend once said to a kid before he got suspended, "I'll beat the gay out of him"
Lmfao
XD
Again idc tbh
I'd rather have my kid pass on my traits
Itโs their life
Kids are so annoying
Than be some weird fucking non binary transgender donkey
They dont know any better
Uh huh
Be adding genders too
Using the opposite bathroom
Iโm teaching my kids that they only have 2 genders and 1 sexuality fuck that
Preach!
Thatโs how you make your kids hate you
IMO
Eh
You shouldnโt preach politics to children
Iโve been hated my entire life I donโt give a fuck what people think of me
My parents never spoke politics with me
Well my parents dont mind lesbians and gays at all
Itโs not politics itโs facts
These Democrats are brainwashing there kids
Yep
They did with my bro and sister
But damn well they raised me with only 2 genders and being straight
And those two are left wing nuts
Uh huh
And I love em to death
The population is in peril. Bring in more children and just teach them the correct ways
Mine just say if they donโt mess with em they donโt care
Damn right si
My dad only started talking politics with me when I asked him questions
And tbh like idc what the fuck you think you are you are what you are when you are born. But Iโd you are gay or something donโt come flirt with me ๐
I credit that to why Iโm where I am politically
I only started last year and this year it seems like ever since I started being more vocal I've been getting even close with my dad
@Si my guy I canโt tell if youโre someone Iโd like to hang out with or someone who would shoot up a school
That and my boyfriend tbh
LMAO
A long time ago
I would never kill innocent kids
Fuck you for saying that
Never
When I was like 13 or 12
Si looks like hes a 6'2 marine
I told him I hated America
Ok just making sure my guy
Because they let people kill cops
And he correct that to
I want to go marine but army benefits me more
I hate people who hate America
You know what everyone
Let's just get this civil war over with already
Also my name is Simon but I like Si ngl
See I'm where I am because of my dad being an officer and many others
And stop dragging it
Agreed Kevin
DUES VULT
Yeah I was enjoying talking about sex and making jokes more
Justin is a simp guys
Yup
Yes I'm a simp
100%
Si wtf is wrong with you
A lot
Ha.
Hes the CEO of simples
Yeah my dad was also a state trooper
SIMP NATION
Nah I'm the ceo of racism
Are we sending nudes now
Iโm a single ugly ass guy that had 60+ knives and zero friends
No thatโs me
AMANDA NO
So yeah a lot is wrong with me
Lol
Oof
Yโall really think Iโd do that
HE AND I ARE UNDERAGE DONT FUCK THIS U0
no lmao
You donโt like it? I donโt give a fuck ๐
Itd be funny as hell though
Donโt do it
And Justin donโt be a simp
I would never
Lol
I love how nectar says I'm a simp for trying to have fun in a introverably social pandemic
Justin youโre horny af I can tell
I need to work out more
Iโm getting fat
I'm really not my guy
Cant wait for the gym to open
If I was I'd be pegging my girl
Repent
Throwback to when I wasnโt a fat fuck
Doop
Amanda your hand looks likes Joe's with that baby
Lol
HAHAHA
XD
Yeah idk
Why I do that
I do that a lot
Ngl si is fucking jacked
Si youโre not even that buff
Two kids of people
For a 15 year old?
And youโre not even American @RagheadSteve
Sksksk
LMAO
Whatever my guy
IM FUCKING DEAD WITH THAT ONE
Like I donโt care I can throw a 200 pound man on my shoulders and run ๐
Wow thatโs really cool my guy
Can we appreciate
Iโm 5โ4 115 lb ๐
Si deffinetley makes his own sandwiches for school every day and toasts his toaster strudels on the perfect temperature
My man just admitted to being 5โ4. Kudos
I know Iโm short
Part 2
I tried to kill myself before birth
Si definitely brings 3 knives to school just to show them off
The umbilical cord was around my neck 6 times
XD
No I wear 3 knives on me every day though
Cant imagine his reaction to that
Hahahaha ofc
Ya know why?
Si that's like the emo kid in the bathroom hanging himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a birthday pinata
America is fucked and Iโm not going down without a fight
You know the walking dead right
Yup
Si Iโm sure isis checks under their beds at night for you
Judith
Uh huh
What about her
Thatโs her
Oh., my..
Thatโs me
Aww
They're the same person
Awh
Ikr
I think I was secretly a child actor
Wait so guys
If I didnโt have bangs
Spot on
How did we go from sex ed to a civil war to this
lol
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