Hey

If I were a Russian spy you’d know

Because I’d be telling everyone so I get free vodka

He was talking about me lol

Duh

Oh

Tex is the last person I'd expect to be a spy

Though, I don't think I've ever actually said *anything* to connect myself to the Russians

Hmm

You sure your not a Ruskie

🤔

I don't even like vodka (that much)

How do you feel about Crimea

I'm not entirely sure, let me ask my best friend Vlad about what he thinks and I'll get back to you later

Hmm

Yeah he’s totally a Russian spy

Let’s get him boys let’s show him how we do things in America

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No we are gonna napalm the fuck out of him

He’s a commie

Jesus, you're insane

I won’t trust it unless this guy makes it

@K.T.B. No I’m just on a shit ton of watchlists for no reason

Of course I’m insane

That man is terrifying

Ktb

Ur late

Nah hes a god damn hero

Also I'd like to know why you're on a watchlist

Everyone knows tex is insane

Exactly

Because

He put a damn dog on a Adidas jacket

😤

I didn’t get diagnosed with Paranoid Personality disorder for nothing

I’m not legally allowed to own firearms but own some anyway for no reason

🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m kidding

I do have PPD but all my firearms are legally owned

Atleast your not Hallucinating

No that doesn’t happen much anymore due to the meds

What are y'all doing for Christmas

Getting drunk

Lovely

Maybe stand on my roof without pants and flip my neighbor off

Might head to Albany and see a friend of mine who moved up there

That sounds a better plan

Why he wants to be a damn Yankee is beyond me

Rather than drinking

I'm a yankee

Wait

Where you from

NJ

Born

And

RAISED

YANKEE

Dang

That sucks here I was thinking you were cool

Hmm

And here I was thinking your a stud

You Redneckreaper#7904

Nah but more than likely me and a bunch of old friends who recently got out of jail are gonna get together Start a bonfire and sing Irish songs till we pass out

Who the fuck is that

"Away down south from the land of traitors"

I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON

AN OLD TOWN THERE IVE NOT FORGOTTEN

FOR DIXIE

COME AWAY COME AWAY

Who even is dixie

Idk

DIXIE LAND

Anywho what do you plan on doing for Christmas @Kevin_the_wise

Bad news

My aunt has covid19

So cant do anything

East lasagna

And think About life

Than

ZZzzzz

Ahh

Did you try getting drunk

I don't DRINK

Or fighting the government over really obscure things

Sorry about your aunt Kevin

Ask ktb

I hope she gets better

If he drinks

Or she

Wait a minute

Whatever he or she is

Why don’t you drunk

Drink*

Me?

Yeah

Long story

Oh look

Wow

Today

That’s the only flag I have on my wall rn

Tex are you tired

No why

I’m eating ice cream and watching the punisher

Are you gonna read me a bedtime story or soemthing

Tex

Ice cream at this timeMm

??

Yes

How is it

It tastes good and gives me happiness

Good

🤣

Strawberry and Cookie Dough are superior

Hands down

I would offer to share but I don’t share food

You can't share that

I shanked my brother with a fork for stealing my cereal

Really tex?

For a cereal

It was Frosted Flakes

Oh hell no

And he stole the toy at the bottom

And I was recently released from a psych facility so it was mostly reflex

🤦🏻‍♂️

A toy

Yes

It was a hot wheels car

You shanked

Your brother

For a hot wheels car???

Well it was more jabbed him

And it was with a spoon

Geez lo weez tex

Now shh I’m watching Stargate SG1

Texas

Have fun with that

I will it’s a great tv show

10/10 would reccomend if you like sci fi

Never heard of it

Yeah it’s kind of a lesser known series

Gosh tex

This Coronavirus shit needs to end

Yes it does

I have some ideas on how to end it

Going to need a better vaccine

Well that’s one way

The other idea is we take the corona virus and push it somewhere else

China

Honestly fuck china

They asshole

That might work

I was thinking of sending to Antarctica

They might as well be a no longer ally after helping democRats

Anywho I’m going to bed

Good morning Vietnam it is a warm and toasty 18 degrees where I’m at and I’m hungover how’s everyone else doing

Did you really think somone would've responded at 4 am

What

It’s 4pm

You doing okay Kevin?

XD

I'm bloody wonderful

Just making sure

Not being able to tell the current time is a sign of depression

And in certain situations insanity

wyd ya'll doin

@Kevin_the_wise Sitting through a tornado watch

Sounds fun

Oh yeah

@Kevin_the_wise passing the time playing House Flipper

I'm watching home alone 2 rn

What do you think of my office?

Looks dope

Yeah looks cool

Yall should have seen the house I worked on last night. It was owned by Disney's least favorite character, Fruity.

Well not to be dramatic or anything but I don’t think your allowed to own people anymore

Sadly

@Just a Dog in a Tracksuit I missed a letter. It was what I was trying to say. Didn't catch it

Ohh

Whoops

Hmm

Hmm

Your username is my knickname interesting

Yes

Interesting

Are we the same person

I don't know are we

Only you can awnser that

What’s your favorite whiskey brand

Jack

Ah yeah we aren’t the same person

Eh first I ever drank was jim

Guinness was mine

Wasn't that impressed then again it was steel reserve

But southern comfort was the first whiskey for me

Nice

I won't drink moonshine rye again

Vodka isn't all that it's hyped up to be

Pbr is good shit

Bud light and keystone taste like piss water

Milwaukee's taste like piss water

Hennessy is pretty good

Hennessy is pretty good

Okay we aren’t the same person but we are both definitely southerners

🤣from Texas was raised there now live in this shit hole oklahoma

Once I graduate I'm outta this bitch

I’m not sure how to explain it I’m basically Arkansan but i was born literally on the border of Arkansas and Mississippi

Then what's up with the name?

Throws me off sorta

Nickname

Same

@Kevin_the_wise @Si @americanaf all call me tex

I've been doing that

Yeah well I ran across ol boy here

I’m gonna call you Steve

Sound good Steve

🤣not even my name

Steve

Calm down

🤣🤣🤣

Swear sounds like my mom's bf

He comes up with the names like Steve to call people

He's fuckin weird

@Just a Dog in a Tracksuit alright Dave

Alright Frank calm down

Tf

What is this clone

What clone

Wtf

Nope

Nope

Fuck this shit I'm out

Yeah

Fuck all of that

Damn that

Yeah I agree we do need to lay siege to DC and overthrow the federal government

Good to know you agree @Kevin_the_wise

?

On?

Laying siege to DC and overthrowing the government

And establishing a white ethnostate maybe

Or just overthrow the government I’m not picky

Happy Yuletide or what ever you happen to believe/celebrate

Happy holidays!

MERRY

CHRISTMAS

Merry Christmas

I got an iPad and setting this thing up makes me want to dig up Steve Jobs just to punch him