yea same

Probably because Assad took care of her, no more ISIS-chan

Why are you such a fag?

Asked the fellow homosexual

Is it bad I thought about railing isis chan

Just a reminder ^^^

praise lord chanka

@_Nipa

@FUGUBARAKUN How does Tinder work

You mean like literally?

i call bs on that as we dont have phones with us out in the field tho

yh

How does this work

inb4 fake as fuck

*cus it is*

That really depends

Some units let you have your phones

At least in the leaf army

I don’t see why the Finns wouldn’t

again we dont bring phones out in the field

only field phones and etc

And “dumb bitches doing slutty things in the field” is believable

@_Nipa do you *really* think people listen to that rule?

Because I know for a fact they don’t

also the home guard units guarding the nato forces have found several americans way of track in areas they should not be in

We weren’t supposed to use ours in uniform

Never stopped fucking *anyone*

also tinder isent realy a thing here sooo

*also lets talk how US marines was once outflanked by kids in a snowball fight during a exercise in norway some years ago*

Lets talk about how we drank a country dry in less than a week

fuckin' neat. hell, the MFDs and HUDs work too.

https://www.facebook.com/gruppoaeromodellistileccesi.lecce/videos/1923478751107047/

Now that's impressive

HOly fuck that cool

I'm shook

@Maj. Asshole Emote when

What the fuck

***Emote when***

I’m out right now

Also I don’t know how gif emotes work

never please

Gif emotes are same as normal

But you need nitro for it to work

People who don't have nitro also can't use the gif emotes despite it being a server emote

^

Here comes froot KILLING THE FUN

Smh

>be me
>working a yardshit sale
>trying to sell a bunch of my old Woodland BDUs to make beer money
>Cold as fuck in the morn but warms up later
>yellow jacket starts niggin up the place
>go to swat him
fucker stung me when I swatted him somehow right on the inside of my index finger.
>see finger start to swell
wellshit.jpg
>cousin says brb, brings me this shit from the Amish country
>says to try it
>Swelling and pain disappears in like five minutes after using it
what the fuck are amish

technophobic elves

... Yknow you might be right

Don't piss off the amish

The amish are druids

sometimes it really do be like that

OI @everyone

kys

spicy

Sadmin

Stop

I'm going to fucking rape you

pleas

I'll pay you to stop

You interrupted cleaning guns for this shit.

Aaaa

@Papa /k/ I would ping you with it on your page too BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT WENT

@Sadmin I'm gonna fucking rape your asshole with fruits head

*dabdabdab*

delet this

@Innaswamp Do it

You little shits

@Sadmin I am going to shove fruit so far up your ass shes gonna be a fucking mech pilot

Jokes on you that's my exact fetish

I KNOW

I've always wanted to become a meat gundam

I'm shidding and farting and pissinged and cummed

@SOPMOD II vanned

@BSApricot YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE A MECH PILOT

Harder daddy

OWO

**UWU**

ÅwÅ?

( •̀ω•́ )

@SOPMOD II I’m going to fiat you

California sucks. I wish I was at home playing monster hunter.

I meant to say fist

nuke california

Go ahead

Gape my ass until I split in half

everyone should wish @Maj. Asshole a happy day

fucking ethan haines girlfriend

please tell me someone knows what im talking about

@CornfieldAnon I’ll post block you

@Maj. Asshole happy days of. Anal pummeling

@Maj. Asshole HAP DAI

fuckin we live in a society lookin ass

a what

A wizard

Who the fuck @ me.

im a what

A lizard

Swamp says he's gonna shove you up my ass so you can be a mech pilot @BSApricot

but im just beans

anal vore

A blizzard beans

we live in a society

You're a mech pilot now

Good.
Beans go in butts easier than people

GET IN THE SADMIN

get in the meat robot, froot

GET IN THE SADMIN FRUIT

Stop being a little bitch

this conversation makes me jealous of people with Aphantasia

reminds me of the lemmywinks episode of south park

ZA UN BOKU WA TENNESSEE RYUJIN

@Innaswamp youre a little bitch you little bitch

OOOOH

@BSApricot what are you gonna do stab me in the shins

@BSApricot You're littler tho

*Ribbed for your pleasure*

I'll kick your lil trap ass into sadmins basement

I don't have a basement

ill scoop out your eyes and shove them up your ass so you can see how much of a shit person you are on the inside aswell as the outside :^)

I'm coming over with a shovel @Sadmin

you'll have to scale him first to get to the eyes

Please stay away from my home

shoot him on sight, fatty

I'm putting the fruit in sadmins basement

@BSApricot yo that’s hot

You can pay me in 22. Plink and tendies

^

I DON'T HAVE A BASEMENT

im actually a 7ft blackk guy with a 30 inch dick

End me mommy fruit

YOU WILL HAVE

^

>*mommy froot*

@BSApricot Ew gay I thought you were a futa

you dont have a basement because you live in one

Oof

WHY YOU GOTTA DISAPPOINT ME LIKE THAT

uwu

she bap

E-TOOL COMING UP
SHARPENED TOO SO I CAN SHAVE YOUR LEG HAIR AND SELL IT ON AMAZON

@BSApricot I'm gonna tape you to the ceiling fan

@FUGUBARAKUN post bap

@FUGUBARAKUN she ***b r a p***

sadmin has a sub-basement

bapapapapapap

*brap froot*

*bapbapbapbapbap*

do it, i can sleep anywhere

Owo

That can be useful

>not having a basement for your basement

> not living in your basement and calling the entire house your attic

***Nigga spell attic***

F U G G

spell icup nigga

*force lightning*

>not living in sadmins clenched asshole with free massage from recoils

wat

*what*

This fucking place

in england we call them lofts

.....what.

goddamn it

someone pin that.

***several people are typing***

@BSApricot That's such a gay name for an attic

They're lofts not attics

***SADMIN IS TYPING***

Only seppos call em attics

Real OG froots live innachimney

Froot could probably do very well as a chimney sweep

sounds like an opportunity to meet santa

Mini marry poppins

At least her cock

"THESE FINGERS POLISH THE INSIDES OF 20MM SHELLS"

froot fairy

@Stubbs have them finger your dickhole

wait sadmin

I am uncomfortable

these new fags dont know about the bullet cock vore stubbs did

nope

*Yes*

also no one liked my schindler's list reference

Nut out a 50

With a 308 loaded instead of the bullet

where's that sadmin picture, of the kid being handed the hotdogs crying

With a 22 loaded in the 308

@Stubbs <- shoved a 45 LC down his dick

I seen't it.

And cut his penis on it

There was blood.

Now with a 20 mm

@BSApricot @Sadmin

christ lmao

Fucking

Christ has no power her

**SWEET HEAVENS**

can you dont thats gross

https://youtu.be/7bNtvGmMZXI

I can don't but I won't don't

***schlurping noises***

Oh god

Ew

*BOOTY NUGGET*

NO

When are we going to invade britian and steal the fruit for sadmin and force them into marriage

Fuck that

Too bad

**OPERATION FRUIT SALAD**

wat

https://youtu.be/ihw_966oa4c

OPERATIVE SWAMP STANDING BY FOR SNATCH AND GRAB

**SHOCK AND AWE TIME**

I am ready with a parachute and a XL stan the trex

british military cant do shit

*Excuse me what*

weve been waiting 200 years, LETS TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM

WE TAKE BACK RHODESIA TONIGHT

Imma fly to the uk and eat her pizza

@BSApricot Gib pizza

Is that a euphamism for penis

i dont have pizza

Sadmin are you trying to get pegged

i have penis though