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2018-10-17 05:43:36 UTC

FTFY

2018-10-17 05:53:40 UTC

I donโ€™t mean to โ€œflexโ€ but I got 25 merit badges(ribbons) in my first year of jrotc

2018-10-17 05:53:58 UTC

So I would like for you to please quit your negative attitude

2018-10-17 06:05:31 UTC

>25 Merit BAdges
>Isnt Even Eagle Scout

2018-10-17 06:05:35 UTC

get on my level

2018-10-17 06:09:35 UTC

Lmao

2018-10-17 06:09:44 UTC

Imagine being cuck scouts

2018-10-17 06:10:03 UTC

Boi scouts.

2018-10-17 06:23:38 UTC

I finished before it was Cuck scouts

2018-10-17 09:30:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502050654391369748/44156973_1868122273271204_3158059667150602240_n.png

2018-10-17 09:35:23 UTC

porcelain poaching is a horrible crime

2018-10-17 09:48:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502055322605846539/image0.jpg

2018-10-17 10:41:37 UTC

Thanks women

2018-10-17 14:06:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502120132068245524/image0.jpg

2018-10-17 15:11:11 UTC

uk government documents have some bizarre pictures in them

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502136503779196938/Screenshot_2018-10-17_at_4.07.15_PM.png

2018-10-17 16:09:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502151141950357504/44197095_1982295341851148_2802854082086174720_n.png

2018-10-17 16:33:16 UTC

Hoo boy

2018-10-17 16:35:47 UTC

treading dangerous waters

2018-10-17 16:40:24 UTC

Some nigger killed a girl I knew yesterday and shot two other people.

2018-10-17 16:40:52 UTC

They got the fucks name so hopefully theyll get him and the two other fucks.

2018-10-17 16:41:15 UTC

Fiance: Why are you so racist all the time?...
This. This is why. This is why I hate these subhumans.

2018-10-17 16:43:46 UTC

Sorry to hear man, theyll get whats coming to them

2018-10-17 16:48:27 UTC

I hope so, if I know her family, they're already trying to hunt them down and kill them.

2018-10-17 16:48:34 UTC

join the hunt.

2018-10-17 16:48:55 UTC

don't show the redguard any mercy

2018-10-17 17:09:08 UTC

Godspeed and good hunting

2018-10-17 17:19:48 UTC

Apparently the other nigger involved is a minor.

2018-10-17 17:20:03 UTC

Here's hoping he's tried as a fucking adult and sent to death

2018-10-17 17:20:12 UTC

Fucking hell I wish my state still did public hangings

2018-10-17 17:39:46 UTC

you can still have public hangings

2018-10-17 17:39:52 UTC

just do it yourself

2018-10-17 17:40:02 UTC

Nynch Lig

2018-10-17 18:21:22 UTC

have you guys heard of the russian columbine school shooting yet or no

2018-10-17 18:27:15 UTC

We need to bring the death penalty back

2018-10-17 18:28:39 UTC

I heard something about it this morning

2018-10-17 18:28:49 UTC

I also heard CNN wiped it from their website for some reason

2018-10-17 18:28:59 UTC

Probably because Russia is strict on guns

2018-10-17 18:31:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502186798978564096/43950337_874511899420882_8138671616683933696_n.png

2018-10-17 18:45:39 UTC

Die

2018-10-17 18:51:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502192058795032586/IMG_20181017_124554.jpg

2018-10-17 19:15:35 UTC

๐Ÿ—ก

2018-10-17 19:22:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502199737529925637/43880263_556477248118909_1158992166001836032_n.png

2018-10-17 19:46:06 UTC

@holy_heck
beslan part II

2018-10-17 19:55:23 UTC

@Saint_Kristoph sorry to here that m8

2018-10-17 19:55:37 UTC

It was a battle with my now wife but she finally understands.

2018-10-17 19:55:48 UTC

They got one of them in custody, the minor.

2018-10-17 20:02:45 UTC

( อกO อœส– อกO) This is already riling up people in my community.

2018-10-17 20:15:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502213141183332353/26733660_925990924226906_9055935069380096055_n.png

2018-10-17 20:23:04 UTC

Mother fucker. Some nigger dog got ahold of me uncle's chickens.

2018-10-17 20:26:02 UTC

**TIME TO COMMIT CANICIDE**

2018-10-17 21:08:56 UTC

guess who's got a meeting with the appeal board for a CCW permit in MD

2018-10-17 21:09:02 UTC

dis nigga right here

2018-10-17 21:09:18 UTC

๐Ÿ‘†

2018-10-17 22:20:56 UTC

>having to meet for an appeal to get a CC
>not living in a **SHALL ISSUE** state

2018-10-17 23:27:31 UTC

>not living in a **CONSTITUTIONAL CARRY** state

2018-10-17 23:34:55 UTC

Hey

2018-10-17 23:34:56 UTC

cursed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502263275640324096/44308784_2219755104967606_5916343649540505600_n.png

2018-10-17 23:35:02 UTC

Where does one go about getting

2018-10-17 23:35:08 UTC

A helium tank

2018-10-17 23:35:13 UTC

With pure helium

2018-10-17 23:36:55 UTC

Planning your suicide?

2018-10-17 23:39:32 UTC

You can get commercially pure helium from welding shops

2018-10-17 23:39:45 UTC

You can get general balloon filling helium at party stores

2018-10-17 23:50:37 UTC

You can also acheive this with a garden house and car exhaust

2018-10-17 23:58:59 UTC

Or a necktie and a door nob

2018-10-18 00:02:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502270102507487253/sadminfoot.png

2018-10-18 00:05:24 UTC

Or: not being a soft bitch

2018-10-18 00:10:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502272120743788566/IMG_20181017_180609.jpg

2018-10-18 00:10:28 UTC

"I stare into the abyss and it stares back at me"

2018-10-18 00:10:37 UTC

Suicide gets you a 7 day postblock

2018-10-18 00:10:43 UTC

Don't forget

2018-10-18 00:11:33 UTC

Didnt one guy get only a 3 day postblock?

2018-10-18 00:11:39 UTC

Also mad puss

2018-10-18 00:11:53 UTC

Girls love guys who live in the edge

2018-10-18 00:11:59 UTC

And a bit over the edge

2018-10-18 00:17:52 UTC

@Sadmin I thought you got a role for it

2018-10-18 00:18:05 UTC

well lets find out

2018-10-18 00:18:22 UTC

>inb4 bullet falls apart on me again

2018-10-18 00:18:52 UTC

I'll bet on misfeed

2018-10-18 00:19:43 UTC

huh

2018-10-18 00:19:52 UTC

*almost*

2018-10-18 00:19:57 UTC

fucker fed

2018-10-18 00:20:42 UTC

Doesn't count if you aren't on VC with sadmin and senate

2018-10-18 00:21:12 UTC

REE

2018-10-18 00:21:30 UTC

We need double confirmation

2018-10-18 00:21:37 UTC

Its how this works

2018-10-18 00:24:56 UTC

how?

2018-10-18 00:29:06 UTC

>want to off self
>load revolver with 5 rounds for a final russian roulette
figure lmao I wanna die so why not gamble
>click
tfw I land on the only empty chamber
tfw I meet the love of my life a couple of months later

2018-10-18 00:29:32 UTC

God wanted you to suffer more

2018-10-18 00:30:04 UTC

I seriously sat there for like two hours contemplating and came to the realization that I'm not meant to die yet.

2018-10-18 00:30:06 UTC

*yet*

2018-10-18 00:30:27 UTC

So, I live life more... Less dangerously and try to care for myself more.

2018-10-18 00:30:36 UTC

Also take dis

2018-10-18 00:30:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502277294413316096/44281358_10156888826131908_5548084520697200640_n.png

2018-10-18 00:30:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502277330606227486/cat_flashback.mp4

2018-10-18 00:32:37 UTC

Big unit

2018-10-18 00:33:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502277955804856320/FB_IMG_1539741961815.jpg

2018-10-18 00:33:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502278033273782283/Capture_9.PNG

2018-10-18 00:33:51 UTC

Oh god

2018-10-18 00:34:20 UTC

Committed dye

2018-10-18 00:34:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502278234444922911/IMG_20181017_202851805.jpg

2018-10-18 00:34:39 UTC

I like the top one

2018-10-18 00:38:40 UTC

Question

2018-10-18 00:39:19 UTC

Ok inazuma

2018-10-18 00:39:22 UTC

What's the best camo for a trap to wear while you fuck 'em?

2018-10-18 00:39:36 UTC

One that hides the dick

2018-10-18 00:41:27 UTC

Someone explain the pink to me

2018-10-18 00:41:41 UTC

Some gay stripes or something

2018-10-18 00:42:04 UTC

It's red, just the lighting .

2018-10-18 00:42:25 UTC

Or did you mean the hangar

2018-10-18 00:42:29 UTC

The hangar is pink

2018-10-18 00:42:38 UTC

But the lighting makes it look red ?

2018-10-18 00:42:39 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-10-18 00:42:40 UTC

No. The shirt.

2018-10-18 00:43:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502280483611213824/IMG_20180930_115420406_BURST001.jpg

2018-10-18 00:53:40 UTC

So, the majority of it is pink.

2018-10-18 00:53:50 UTC

Why?

2018-10-18 00:59:06 UTC

The center is a different material and didn't take the dye as well

2018-10-18 00:59:19 UTC

Since it goes under the armor I don't care as much

2018-10-18 00:59:57 UTC

BUT WHY DID YOU DYE IT

2018-10-18 01:00:09 UTC

Iโ€™ve seen several people do this

2018-10-18 01:01:33 UTC

It's fun

2018-10-18 01:05:52 UTC

Brown people

2018-10-18 01:06:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502286234861830175/IMG_20181016_123158732.jpg

2018-10-18 01:06:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502286236430368768/44263677_2207499842872247_5329987326946836480_n.png

2018-10-18 02:40:46 UTC

y'all

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502310041068634143/1539535094860.webm

2018-10-18 03:26:56 UTC

i hope you die a slow painful death you heap of shit

2018-10-18 03:27:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502321839620751380/pleaseletmedie.jpg

2018-10-18 03:35:58 UTC

Was he using a highpoint?

2018-10-18 03:39:12 UTC

The Speedo made it less gay.

2018-10-18 03:42:37 UTC

@CornfieldAnon do you make these things?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502325608152432641/20181017_224221.jpg

2018-10-18 03:44:43 UTC

nah, i scavenge them from other servers

2018-10-18 03:45:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502326354642075648/npc_trash_can.gif

2018-10-18 07:22:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502380928887291905/image0.jpg

2018-10-18 09:32:42 UTC

@fuckingRabbit striped thigh highs

2018-10-18 09:37:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502414857694478337/image0.jpg

2018-10-18 09:37:19 UTC

On this day

2018-10-18 09:37:38 UTC

Lauri Tรถrni

2018-10-18 09:37:41 UTC

died

2018-10-18 09:38:35 UTC

- Soviet 3 Million mark bounty on his head
- Joined the SS
- US Special Forces
- MACVSOG in 'Nam

"Fuck Commies." - this dude, probably

2018-10-18 09:57:56 UTC

Also, he was Finnish

2018-10-18 10:45:06 UTC

Yup

2018-10-18 10:46:34 UTC

decided to join the local navy reserves

2018-10-18 10:47:00 UTC

get paid to study for it and then do time at sea in my summer break

2018-10-18 10:50:19 UTC

What do you do

2018-10-18 11:02:44 UTC

Training and drills mostly

2018-10-18 11:02:53 UTC

Prolly be on a frigate in the holiday

2018-10-18 11:03:26 UTC

I have a meeting with the CO either tomorrow or next week

2018-10-18 11:03:51 UTC

What ever you do do not be yourself

2018-10-18 11:10:56 UTC

Solid advice

2018-10-18 11:11:34 UTC

imma be toning down the autism don't worry

2018-10-18 12:14:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502454470328975360/44190280_10215762770374173_5917411026222972928_n.png

2018-10-18 12:26:33 UTC

Awwww

2018-10-18 12:39:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502460724509933569/Snapchat-1741878282.jpg

2018-10-18 12:41:30 UTC
2018-10-18 13:09:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502468199321698314/FB_IMG_1539868018407.jpg

2018-10-18 13:25:21 UTC

oh they found out who jim/mister metokur was

2018-10-18 13:25:45 UTC

apparently he's a boomer CEO

2018-10-18 13:28:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502473036554043412/image0.jpg

2018-10-18 13:34:46 UTC

Source on Mister Metokurโ€™s dox?

2018-10-18 13:40:36 UTC

Wow

2018-10-18 13:40:38 UTC

just

2018-10-18 13:40:40 UTC

Wow

2018-10-18 13:40:48 UTC

@Nyรซa its on kiwifarms
apparently he's a 58 year old CEO of an asset management firm

2018-10-18 13:41:06 UTC

although its more than likely its bullshit considering the source

2018-10-18 13:41:24 UTC

@fuckingRabbit whats it about?

2018-10-18 13:41:33 UTC

Just... just read it

2018-10-18 13:42:06 UTC

what is an archon lord @fuckingRabbit

2018-10-18 13:42:17 UTC

>amiibo

2018-10-18 13:42:20 UTC

like the nintendo thing

2018-10-18 13:42:21 UTC

what

2018-10-18 13:42:32 UTC

You know what the SCP is?

2018-10-18 13:42:45 UTC

SCP Foundation***

2018-10-18 13:42:52 UTC

yes

2018-10-18 13:42:57 UTC

but this article is
a bit odd

2018-10-18 13:43:21 UTC

I was expecting a serious K Class entity

2018-10-18 13:43:24 UTC

Not *that*

2018-10-18 13:45:40 UTC

...fortnite, COD, pewdiepie, electric exorcisms and amiibos

2018-10-18 13:45:46 UTC

SCP is fucking dead

2018-10-18 13:47:04 UTC

I find it kek worthy

2018-10-18 13:48:34 UTC

>+92

2018-10-18 13:48:37 UTC

cringe

2018-10-18 14:06:19 UTC

the Foundation is pretty fucking gay nowadays.

2018-10-18 15:08:00 UTC

I had an idea for an scp once

2018-10-18 15:11:53 UTC

Basically a leather coat made out of the skins of ww2 concentration camp prisoners and the coat rapidly ages you and causes your skin to recede and fuse into the coat, leaving behind only muscle and bone

2018-10-18 15:14:02 UTC

All the 2000# scps are stupid and unoriginal

2018-10-18 15:14:21 UTC

Also SCPs that merge with real world events are both original and in bad taste

2018-10-18 15:18:02 UTC

Oh christ

2018-10-18 15:18:18 UTC

Amy Schumer is coming to Baltimore

2018-10-18 15:27:27 UTC

End her

2018-10-18 15:29:11 UTC

You know what must be done

2018-10-18 15:43:09 UTC

https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/

TL;DR: Discord's recent Terms of Service update takes away your right to sue Discord (such as if your personal info/data gets leaked and/or hacked) and they could potentially sell your data to other companies. You have 30 days to e-mail them to "opt out" and protect your rights. There's a template for the e-mail in a thread on the link above. This does not affect EU users.

2018-10-18 15:44:13 UTC

Arbitration clauses are pretty normal in a tos, donโ€™t lose your shit.

2018-10-18 15:45:44 UTC

^

2018-10-18 15:45:55 UTC

Im not, im just making sure you giys know so you can opt out if you want to

2018-10-18 15:45:58 UTC

Because everyone Sue's over everything

2018-10-18 15:46:07 UTC

I opted out this morning

2018-10-18 15:46:17 UTC

I'll probably opt in later

2018-10-18 15:51:28 UTC

Being able to sue a service provider is a good thing. If they misuse your data, have a breach, etc.

2018-10-18 17:04:36 UTC

what the fuck is sms

2018-10-18 17:07:05 UTC

in discord

2018-10-18 17:07:19 UTC
2018-10-18 17:07:54 UTC

Sms?

2018-10-18 17:09:33 UTC

in the discord opt out email there is something called sms

2018-10-18 17:09:38 UTC

its starts with 218

2018-10-18 17:10:14 UTC

A text

2018-10-18 17:11:57 UTC

what should i put down in the email for sms

2018-10-18 17:13:10 UTC

Don't bother

2018-10-18 17:13:24 UTC

Just put "I want to opt out" then your username

2018-10-18 17:14:05 UTC

alright

2018-10-18 17:14:11 UTC

thanks based floridian

2018-10-18 17:14:25 UTC

Include the #

2018-10-18 17:17:08 UTC

so just the +1

2018-10-18 17:19:17 UTC

No

2018-10-18 17:19:31 UTC

Your username and #

2018-10-18 17:19:50 UTC

@Spookyleech45#145 9 <--- that

2018-10-18 17:27:25 UTC

>This does not affect EU users

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502533174371418133/marisa_what_worried_err_sweating_looking_at_reaction.jpg

2018-10-18 17:27:44 UTC

Yeah because of gdpr

2018-10-18 18:23:08 UTC

Fuck ya @Reichtangle

2018-10-18 18:30:09 UTC

@Quiet Stalker Quit mass pinging people across the whole server. Only warning.

2018-10-18 18:30:19 UTC

I dont mass,

2018-10-18 18:30:25 UTC

im just telling one faggot

2018-10-18 18:30:26 UTC

Fuck ya @Reichtangle

2018-10-18 18:30:28 UTC

Go away you slovakian cunt

2018-10-18 18:30:39 UTC

*One more time.*

2018-10-18 18:30:40 UTC

Dude y u haff to be mad?

2018-10-18 18:30:50 UTC

Don't test me.

2018-10-18 18:30:51 UTC

that fucker called me slovak

2018-10-18 18:31:03 UTC

@hjujug Don't ping me.

2018-10-18 18:31:03 UTC

@Quiet Stalker Don't be a bitch

2018-10-18 18:31:08 UTC

Learn to banter

2018-10-18 18:31:10 UTC

and those cold war born kids are just pissing me out

2018-10-18 18:31:14 UTC

@FireRising I'll postblock both of you.

2018-10-18 18:31:30 UTC

Cut the shit right now.

2018-10-18 18:31:36 UTC

As the order master.

2018-10-18 18:31:44 UTC

Thank you.

2018-10-18 18:31:57 UTC

Alright lad, I'll tone down the autism

2018-10-18 18:46:33 UTC

I wouldnt be surprised if something like the Foundation actually existed.
also id love to fucking work for them could you fucking imagine the benefits?

2018-10-18 18:47:08 UTC

>Literally hazard pay
>everyday

2018-10-18 18:47:56 UTC

What do you do for a living anon?
I'm a security guard at a company that captures and contains supernatural entities that could literally kill millions of people or end the world

2018-10-18 18:49:45 UTC

w-wut
nah im fucking with you i work at home

2018-10-18 18:57:26 UTC

met a Gebirgsjรคger today

2018-10-18 18:57:38 UTC

>Dies immediately the first time a Keter breaks containment

2018-10-18 19:11:04 UTC

It'd be worth tho.

2018-10-18 19:11:11 UTC

Fucking benefits for the fam, yo

2018-10-18 19:11:14 UTC

also

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/502559300397301772/44345757_2276159662447083_4527393527147003904_n.png

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