I eated some kind of chenobil staff what was behind sink.

> be me, working at shitjob
> for an hour i hear some kid scream all throughout the store
> she & her mom are now at my department
> the brat grabs a desert yogurt
> the mom says "no" for what had to have been the first time in the kid's life
> the brat throws a fit & pulls a gallon of milk from the cooler & lays it on the floor
> fts.jpg
> the brat jumps up to smash the milk, but instead of it breaking it slips out from under her, skidding down the aisle gracefully (& unbroken) while the kid falls over to dash her head into a wooden display case
> the kid is now screaming bloody murder as the mom drags her out.

> 🙂 mfw

Is the case ok?

some front-end 🅱️ois had to chlorinate it, but it is expected to make a full recovery.

That's good to hear

@Saint_Kristoph

yeet, some guy suggested commiting a felony, doesn't like getting called mr. ATF

anyone else got any shitjob tales?

Back when I was a parking attendant some retard in a ferrari backed into a pole and blamed it on me

And said it was my fault for not backing him in

And that he was gonna have my head

@Sadmin

do you still have your head

I was like "Dude I get paid $9 an hour. That's not enough to deal with people like you. Learn to park."

"I'm gonna call your manager right now you little asshole"

"And do what? Get me fired? You'd be doing me a fucking favor."

Ferarri fags are retarded 9 times out of 10

Me: Go ahead, my manager can't un-unionize me. <:Zerg:483706440503263242>

Lambo fags tend to be bros

@Sadmin I just got the greatest fucking idea ever

You need to do a Jin Roh cosplay with the fro0t

You get to use your MG get a kickass costume and get to bully the fruit all at once

no bulli >:U

Bulli but also headpat

Jin roh cosplay but holding the froot like a gun

Or she can dress up as mg42

And sit on my shoulders

*thats gay*

@BSApricot

do it

its funny

>be me, working at Subway
>Old awesome manager leaves, new faggit manager joins
>Guy already ran one store into the ground
>Guy is also literally the poster boy for why not to work for subway, morbidly obese
>Does as little as possible, passes his jobs off onto the rest of us when he can
>Immatiredofthisshit.png
>down to 4 men in the store
>Know he is on the opening tomorrow
Now a moment of exposition: the opening person *has* to prep the food for the lunch shift, there is no getting around it unless you want service to die midday. Prepping ivolves chopping veg with the vast and heavy veg chopper that has these insanely strong suction cup feet
>decide it is time for vengance
>Take the veg chopper and stick it to the underside of the shelf over the separating wall
>Get in later that day
>Manager is trying to act amused
>Note the hasty job on the prep and his general mood
>Jobs a good one

I have too many girls frontline cosplays to work on

better get some child labor

and also Tanya for the upcoming youjo senki movie

UWU

NICE

maybe Ill do sangvis also

i can make a gun taller than me

That's not hard

Also xm2010 cosplay?

its not hard to make anything taller then you

yeah thatll take a while to make but I might aswell

a 4th grader is taller then you

smh

Froot you gotta cosplay your oc

I wanted to do Lizzie

but I think xm2010 would definitely be a cool cosplay

Lizzie meh

Custom doll woke

my tdoll is my new fave OC even though Im kinda meh about the design

i wanted to make more tdolls

I was drawing her in loads of 'event' outfits :^)

***Owo***

THIS IS AUSTRALIA

DO IT

god fucking bless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9h3I5Uktw

@BSApricot

ehehe

*this gives me an idea*

@BSApricot

how many event skins did you draw?

just two, the other one is ball gown but idk if I like it so imma redraw it

isnt austrailia upside down britain

DRAW HER BUTTHOLE

Ballgown?

sadmin no

@Sadmin nah bro have the fro0t as a red ridinghood but give her an actual satchel charge :^)

yeah, I saw UMP45 ball gown outfit and I reaaaally like it

fruit draw the skin

every girl needs that special dress

@BSApricot Do you have a gape fetish and sadmin made you self conscious about it

is that why you dont draw butthole anymore

>super ultra-high quality close up of her toes

wat

what the fuck?

wat the fuck]

no.

Fuck niggers.

:3c

shut up commie

Fuck idiot who doest know which way im handed.

sadmin is just unhappy with the way I drew Galil's ass

Give her abs

sadmin is never happy

also yes more abs

@BSApricot Galil abs when

F I T T

all gun girls need abs

minus machineguns

they have a little extra curving

i am stealing that

Napalm sticks to Goblins

😄

From the /k/ goblin removal post

>>shared reality with fantasy
>>Veitnam war
>>goblins are allied with Charlie 
>>tunnel rats having to worry about goblins and Charlie while clearing out tunnels. 
I like it.

Wrong

Goblins are more like they Americans who went around raping, murdering and pillaging villages

That moment when you're finna praise the lord's name in the gym, but the crossfiters be throwing off your concentration. Also someone be curling in the squat rack. The greatest of gym heresies

You mean the Spanish Conquistadors?

@Noodles

what is this.

It makes me uncomfortable whatever it is.

a blank fire adater

http://www.atlanticwallblanks.com/M16-AR15-M4-HOLLYWOOD-BFA_p_349.html

Get fucked catto

https://www.facebook.com/1743883589239355/posts/1921361288158250/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

>was scheduled nice cozy 11-7 shifts all week with Saturday and Sunday off
>coworker got suspended until next week for bailing on a meeting
>schedule uncertain
>itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoes
>shop manager comes down with strep and is out til next week
>schedule is now 7-6 through friday
>ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES

F

https://www.facebook.com/edwin.carballo.5209/videos/178083099748422/

@nbp

baby come back

You can blame it

all on meeeee

Litteraly how the fuck

@everyone

s**TOP**

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stomatosuchus

@Sadmin

@FireRising. Bold words for someone in voring distance

Nigga tf you on about

**CURSED**

@Reichtangle Explain the microwaved shit pls

@Reichtangle Microwave story.

SHAHHAHA

These niggas don't know what 5.7 is

@Sadmin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8sC9JA2Is

https://www.facebook.com/haleytheindianringneck/videos/1391777430923283/

WHOLE SOME

@BSApricot

<@&483399325641342987>

God he’s ugly

@Maj. Asshole

@Maj. Asshole

hav happi day

https://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?category=Pistol&id=901

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMkiDguYtGw

https://youtu.be/lkJuu7rwNEc?t=354

http://prntscr.com/l4pquz

http://prntscr.com/l4pwl2

>Conceal Carrying a Thunder .50

you dont

nigga thats a mans gun

one look

nig nog goes running

Can I get uuuhh Thunder .50 chambered in 20mm

>get off work
>stop for food
>throw it all up out the window on the way home

There's something depressing about standing there behind another restaurant using their dirty towels to clean puke off the side of your friend's car while still throwing up over your shoulder and laughing at how fucked up the situation is

what

Is @Innaswamp still alive?

dunno lol

I'm in class cunts

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6261443/Passengers-help-screaming-man-kicked-plane-resists-deported-Somalia.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Boss wants me to learn Japanese

So i can read a manual to operate a lathe

Reee

...

That's not how learning a new language works

Lost my job today.

F

dont know what to do

Go to Syria, fight for assad

Thats good i dont want to die like piece of meat.

Find a new job maybe?

"hello i got two years experience of mechanik,i can work from 14:00 to 00:00 due to school"