Ye,when i sechr for ya i see bunch of shit.

somtink like this,

Pretty much

so....i cant choose the cool guy on right or the sissy boi on left...

So i choose you as the present of florida musculinity.

My appartment is now fully fortified

It will take an act of god to get me out when the storm comes

mhm,

will you kidnad an female to rape her?

and throw he outside so...wait wrong person.

@Innaswamp wish you luck,comrade.

I don't need luck I have paranoia and a gun

Mhm,my edgelord meter just broke...

Nah bud this is Florida. This shit is like a Wednesday for us

I see,what about internet?

will you be without light?

I have 5 or 6 flashlights and unlimited data

Last hurricane that came through I was shitposting the entire time

powerbank?

2 small, 3 mids, 2 largs

Large

Youre rich...

i cant even affor one.

I've been buying this stuff for years bud

Will try shoot the storm?

Will rape storm with peenor

I don’t think this storm is gonna hit me much

Fucking lame

> severe floods, roads blocked by trees, & power outages
> boss: "So you coming into work, anon?"

"we really need you in GM today. big sale tomorrow."

Senate you can come up here

Bring your wet suit and fins

Shit I got all my dive gear

i'll bring hazmat gear.

our customers r hecking gross to begin with.

Also bring rope. I have enough to get 2 people down at a time but more is nice

i got like 150ft of rope

Bring it

Also bring guns so we can go looter hunting

like seriously, they will run up to me close enough to fill my air with the miasma of whatever they ate this morning.

i threw up once when a crackhead that no joke, had the stench of semen on her breath, asked me about a sale. even as i vomited, she still demanded me to tell her about that sale.

Hopefully the storm curves more so I get to be in the eye

Thats funny,

as storm.

When I say I'm going to rape the storm I do mean rape

bring lube. it aint a meme.

No

I'm gonna rape this storm dry and make it suffer

rainwater aint gonna moisten ur dik

Bet.

oke but choke the storm so she will remember it like she was weak.

Tru

Because nobody wants to remember that

Why?

I would like to taste human flesh.

Go find that gyp

I would never eat somethin kwhat is that unhealthy.

Im man not pig.

I would like to try an greek.

That's even worse

No.

Then say which nation i shoud try.

Merikan?thats not good idea.

Chineese!

what about chineese?

Not enough meat

I dont eat much...

Slow cook a yankee

Yankee?

what is yankee?

Northern murikan

Mhm...

not good idea.

I will stick to chineese.

~~Oh no~~

How to cook such creature...

Like

should i just make it like regular meat?

or buy some special herb for it.

Like you know if you have to be eaten you would like to taste good.

Hopefully you get an Inazuma

Slow cook

Hm, if you want to make a Chinese person taste good then you'll want a lot of salt ^

its just thinking about it.

It's to compliment our naturally salty behaviour

Mini blyt you draw?

Yeah?

Faggot

Guys what games should I play during a hurricane

I'm thinking world of warships and subnautica

Soma

For maximum immersion

Soma was meh

Would it be wrong to fap with slime hentai during a hurricane

Like my family is bugging out tomorrow so I'm solo

it'd be wrong to fap to slime hentai, period.
...
do it.

>wrong to fap to slime hentai
You must be new here

how'd u kno?

Being weirded out by slime hentai

so i dare look it up risking being aroused by it?

Only if you are a man

(looks it up)

(looked it up)

SS is the only hentai for me tbh

Daily reminder to train nibbas
Train like your life depends on it.
Or at least do 60 push ups a day

did someone say

SS

*Down boy.*

No u

UWU

UwU

i cant find me actual did someone say ss picture

so i had to use google

*TOUCH THE COW*

*DO IT NOW*

ye

What cow

He doesn't know

We must enter *the titty zone*

Watch me swooce on in here

*WATCH ME SWOOCE RIGHT IN*

here the fuck it is

@BSApricot gib feet

fuck yourself

((( screams of confused arousal from slime hentai @Innaswamp dared me to look up )))

i will if you gib feet

Froot we will give you lobster

@BSApricot succccc toe

Suckin on a toe so hard it pops

I bet your mother secretly wants to disown you but she knows youre incapable of living by yourself

@BSApricot SMOTHER ME

@Saint_Kristoph She isnt big enough ya fatass

I will force feed her until she is

>nigga got a force feeding fetish

Nigga

@Sadmin

Truuuu

I havent even had a nap, I could easily say something and go too far rn

ROAST EM FROOT

ROASTTHEM

btw, Happy Columbus Day everyone.

Unless you're talking about me in that case pls no

no im talking about feet fucker

Fruit ruin my life

bet he loves to suck blister puss when its ripe

Kill the last of my will to live

I want to die

well when you die your family doesnt even host a funeral for you because they would think it to be a waste of money

Awwwwww

SMOL ANGERY

Cute angry

@BSApricot get on VC

not if youre in it

im takin a nap

Have comfy schleps

@Dysfunctional Civilian

when she's being spicy I imagine it's Tanya saying it

^

the ultimate BooMer

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Le choppah

💦

@Maj. Asshole hav happi dai

I'm getting the obrez

>trade for a dpms panther

>profit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/426599810443771908/499030296688197632/c_clamp_operator.jpg

oof

https://youtu.be/4g5p6b-ZZ5Y

I'm about to get banned from kommando friends lmao

Fun

apoc decided to ping us with an everyone saying he was going to rape pete

my salty ass says "fuck him hard enough to fix his spine"

oh god is apoc an admin?

mod

Lmao

senate make me a mod

I promise to abuse my power

and discriminate at my own discretion

youre hired

great

do you think its worth for me to set up a patreon..? .-.

Im so conflicted

Do it

idk what to do though

It's not immoral of you

Go to patreon

i know how to set it up

Set up patreon

i dont know what people want

Sneak previews

Wips

Tutorials

tutorials 👀

Your entire collection in one place

Doodles that would otherwise never see the light of day

Also more cosplay

You saying funny or mean words as ASMR as you fondle a vickers

Apparently

Fruit asmr

Yes

I love that idea

Please

Be tanya the evil for us

i dont have a good mic

also my voice sucks

lord

Blue yeti

Local girl never been so wrong

Reasonably priced but good quality

Absolutely the fuck not

That's a critical failure right there.

That motherfucker should be dead

for the love of god