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Costco's removal of the $1.50 Polish hotdog, and its replacement with an Acai Bowl, is the clearest proof possible of the global conspiracy against virility.
To wit.
The hotdog. A firm, proud shaft of meat. It embodies the phallus, Priapus in his domain. Served with onions, the food of men.
Its day is done. Costco, at the behest of sinister forces, withdraws the meaty shaft. A symbolic emasculation of the food court, Priapic, bun-piercing frank deceased.
Its replacement? The acai bowl. A mons of yeasty oats and sickly fruit served in a yonic vessel.
This is the truth of it. The food court, formative, masculine bonding zone of the shopping ritual, unmanned by the withdrawal of the proffered meatshaft in lieu of the yonic yeast offering. An unmanned society is weak in war.
>no more bigass hotdogs at Costco
Fuck youโre kidding me right?
Stop sharing my shit
I'm going to fucking kill my ISP
Fuck yeah
"That's a nice VC you're in, be a shame if I dropped to .000001 kbps for literally no reason"
AND THE GODDAMN POWER
IS OUT
https://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/everything-you-know-about-obesity-is-wrong/ <:BEHEHE:386628596355301386>
the absolute state of huff post
Huff Post is a bunch of fat wamen
What do you expect?
something less blatant than "we're fat and can't be fucked to stop being fat cunts, and you're gonna accept us as we drain your medical system of resources"
@Saint_Kristoph Can I fuck that
It is currently 3am where I live, I could've sworn I just heard my home phone ring, but Caller ID has nothing on it since 2pm. This is how horror movies start
Itโs time
@Maj. Asshole remember you are the homo
Kot boy
Almost like sarcasm
: ^ )
But who is not autistic anymore
Autism man
Cat dick
Chode eater
Chode owner
You donโt have a dick
Bootleg ai
I'm calling you a chode owner
You special ed +A student
That was fun
Yes
Thanks jeb
Very nice
Ya'll enjoy me sending a message to everyone in the United States later today
Phones, TV's and really everything
Wait no
It's October 3, 2018, beginningย at 2:18 p.m. EDT.
@Carol yes
<:TamamoDab:483459011463741451>
@Carol u gaye
No
U
Yes offer us pp touchs
What
Hey guys
No
How ya doin!
yourโe mom
@nbp brin
m?????m??mm????
esplan pls frind
Sheโs thinking why sheโs a genetic freak of a girl
Have some OC
I relate to this image more than i'm comfortable with
good morning americans
American in Europe kill me
europe sounds comfy
we need to take all the morbidly obese people, throw them in poor countries in Africa and in Asia and process them as food. Boom world hunger and obesity problem solved
Turn them into rocket fuel
That way they're actually contributing to society
my nigga! XD
we should do what the japs are doing with whales...
>tfw you're only a few steps away from being a doomer
holly shit i'm a doomer
a drunk doomer
doomer?
Been that way for a few weeks
Ram ranch
Reallylly rocks
*if you like suckin' cowboy cocks ram ranch really rocks*
18 sweaty ๐ฆ COWBOYS
Doomer. Finally a generation for me.
Europe is comfy af
>literally as far west on Europe as possible
That would technically be Iceland
Fuck Iceland
fuck you
iceland is ok
could be worse
could be america ๐น
Iceland is very pretty
If Iceland had a second amendment id completely abandon my plan to move to the PNW
Youโre moving to the PNW
?
The cities along the I5 arenโt the most pro 2A either
Do not move to the PNW
It's a trap
^
Fuck off we are full
It's always sunny! Even in the shade! And when it DOES rain, you will swear it's a tropical storm, but trust me, you have seen nothing yet
Not to mention all of our rivers are crystal clear! We take conservation very seriously.
i want that so suck my cock
So come to Florida! You'll never have to shovel snow(*), have to worry about urban youths getting out of control(**), and you can sit back and enjoy the beauty of nature right in your back yard(***)
(*) while it doesn't snow, *some* florida residents may be required to shovel (near uncountable) bodies of carrion insects from their property once a year during breeding season
(**) Florida is a strong supporter of Stand your ground, and you are well encouraged to exercise your rights. This does not apply if you're unarmed or not situationally aware at all times, even in your sleep
(***) most home owners report sightings of wildlife on their property at least 54 times a year on average
Wow that formatted like shit
>Hot and humid all year long
Sorry bro Id rather just stay in Texas
i stood my ground โข naked hard and covered in cranberry juice
Montana or Wyoming maybe
Montana isn't PNW silly
I know
Idaho?
Idaho is a maybe
Idaho is also not PNW.
You sound like you want to move to the Midwest
The midwest is great
Although ive only been to Indiana
Which is an outstanding choice
Rural Indiana is pretty nice. Empty but nice
I decided to go with the IT meme so I pretty much have to live in a city of somekind
Work remotely niggy
I don't have the discipline to work from home, ADD is a bitch.
Get addy
Take half for work, deal the other halves to college kids
Used to take Adderall. I would take it at 12pm and wouldnt be able to go to sleep until 7 or 8 the next morning. I was tired and I could feel my heart beating it was a shit feeling
Ive been debating going back on it. but doing 5g instead of 20g
I used to have prescription but slowly dropped off it and productivity hasnโt gone down
But yeah that shit keeps you up for days so itโs a slow process to adjust away from it
When I first started taking it wore off quickly
Damn
When I first took it I read my HS biology textbook cover to cover
It seemed like the most interesting thing in the world
Which makes me wonder
How fucked up am I that I used to not be able to focus enough to read a few chapters of a textbook
or
How much does the medicine alter my mind
I was bigbrainedโข as fuck when I first started taking it. My gpa was 3.5 by the end of the year
I might talk to my psych again about getting on it
Lol
Just keep in mind itโs basically legal meth friend
Well at least I know ill never get addicted
Yeah get the light shit
Dont fuck up your kidneys/liver
It also makes you ineligible for certain government jobs
oof
Itโs why I stopped taking that shit after sophomore year in HS
I applied for a temp government position that pays 24 an hour
>desktop maintenance for $24 an hour
Yeah they pay good money for that
Id you got a decent handle on tech and work a low traffic IT position + remote work it ainโt uncommon to see nearly 70/hr
Yeah thats what im trying to get to in 5yrs or so
I'm on "the adderal" too
It makes me normal
Wish I had it when I was in school
Ah fuck you too?
I'm taking oxcarbezapine, risperadone, and some new shit called escitalipram
Shit keeps me mellow as hell.
Just started again, changed insurance and couldn't find a neurologist who would take it
Makes me work so much better
GUD
Easier to do petch
But why doesnโt he want my patch stuff
BECAUSE YOU HAVE FAILED TO DELIVER A FINISHED PRODUCT
"You have been here, what? 8, 9 hours? Why so few hinges?"
How I feel when I'm just trying to draw tiddie and sadmin catches me
DRAW BOX
DRAW BIG TIDDY
SOON
NOW
STOP MAKING YOUR PATCHES WITH SMALL TITS
NO HE GOTTA DO A DOODLE OF AN IDEA I HAD
IT HAS FOUR TIDDIES IN IT
nigga what the fuck
why you making 4 tiddy bitches
Two girls you fucking autist
Wrong meme hol up
Behold
more fruit violation?
607 time
<:oof:483708998399557642>
@Maj. Asshole Haapy day, fren
@Sadmin vc or ur ghey
I JUST GOT OFF
I saw trump for one second
Ama
Why are you a faggot?
More on the market
And i believe in a free market
That him
>more on the market
like sunshine
<:GWjojoGachiWoke:399972426332504085>
Either die a hero, or hide like a bitch
I'll stand proud
I was in the protest sect
It was funny
The protester to supporter ratio was appaulingly wild
What was being protested this time
Trump
@Aichm0 sorry fren, net cut out
@Tim Not Tamed all g
;-; nbn was a lie
rip taxes
Glock 19 Gen 4 w/ aftermarket night sights for $400
Smash?
No balls
Glock 19 carbine and deployment to Palestine
No balls bet you won't
bet you think pp is stored in the balls and you succ toes
Yall
Who up
*You are a trap loving Degenerate*
Oh
Das gay tho
Traps are dudes, so yeah
What do you think the effectiveness is of a colt marked bayonet is against ghosts
Fuck it
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