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2018-09-09 16:15:51 UTC

Dude I have a story for you cunts

2018-09-09 16:15:52 UTC

here its 16 years aoc

2018-09-09 16:15:53 UTC

Probably because I had a beard

2018-09-09 16:15:58 UTC

Where I am its 18 so

2018-09-09 16:16:06 UTC

I was 17 when I joined the army

2018-09-09 16:16:07 UTC

I was fucking with older womwn when I was what, 15? Embrace that shit

2018-09-09 16:16:14 UTC

Yeah but like

2018-09-09 16:16:19 UTC

ewwww

2018-09-09 16:16:20 UTC

hmm... bet she was some teacher

2018-09-09 16:16:22 UTC

Y’all Americans fuck at 12 though

2018-09-09 16:16:22 UTC

No sex

2018-09-09 16:16:25 UTC

Im a fucking nerd student I have more classes to worry about and shit

2018-09-09 16:16:25 UTC

>30 year old woman tries to succd my peepee

2018-09-09 16:16:30 UTC

That and im still a virgin so

2018-09-09 16:16:33 UTC

Nah I wish she was one of my teachers smh

2018-09-09 16:16:43 UTC

If y'all could stop molesting me that'd be great

2018-09-09 16:16:43 UTC

I lost my virginity at like 15

2018-09-09 16:16:48 UTC

And I Ive only ever been in like 5 relationships

2018-09-09 16:16:57 UTC

>5

2018-09-09 16:16:59 UTC

and still virgin

2018-09-09 16:17:00 UTC

_molestation intensifies_

2018-09-09 16:17:07 UTC

Sex is icky

2018-09-09 16:17:08 UTC

your dedication to God's will is amazing

2018-09-09 16:17:11 UTC

Dude I lost my virginity sophomore year

2018-09-09 16:17:12 UTC

yeah

2018-09-09 16:17:18 UTC

Still have scars from that day

2018-09-09 16:17:22 UTC

I mean Ive been thinking about converting to orthodoxy so

2018-09-09 16:17:27 UTC

sadmin snapped a banjo string

2018-09-09 16:17:32 UTC

*Do not facefuck a braceface*

2018-09-09 16:17:38 UTC

Nice

2018-09-09 16:17:38 UTC

@Sadmin ur fag ur fag

2018-09-09 16:17:39 UTC

....scars

2018-09-09 16:17:39 UTC

rofl

2018-09-09 16:17:40 UTC

lmaomlao

2018-09-09 16:17:51 UTC

@d'Arta Took chunks outta muh pp

2018-09-09 16:17:58 UTC

Boats don’t count @Sadmin

2018-09-09 16:18:01 UTC

must have hurt from all that friction and metal shards

2018-09-09 16:18:05 UTC

Sadmins glans looks likke mt everest with the tip cut off

2018-09-09 16:18:05 UTC

AaaaAaAAAAAA

2018-09-09 16:18:08 UTC

“I still have the night mark”

2018-09-09 16:18:09 UTC

Wherever I am I must also rape

2018-09-09 16:18:13 UTC

I aint a thumb thumb lookin ass nigga foh

2018-09-09 16:18:14 UTC

@blyat you're cj?

2018-09-09 16:18:20 UTC

lmao it be like that

2018-09-09 16:18:26 UTC

Yeah i'm forensic sci @Innaswamp

2018-09-09 16:18:29 UTC

My nigga

2018-09-09 16:18:30 UTC

Cj

2018-09-09 16:18:37 UTC

GROVE STreet

2018-09-09 16:18:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488382735887368214/2c3_1.gif

2018-09-09 16:18:41 UTC

rofl

2018-09-09 16:18:44 UTC

Sadnigga legit got a chip out of his dick lmao

2018-09-09 16:18:45 UTC

This is why I committ hate crimes against women and turned big gay

2018-09-09 16:18:52 UTC

🤔

2018-09-09 16:19:01 UTC

He's right yu know

2018-09-09 16:19:01 UTC

<:TamamoDab:483459011463741451>

2018-09-09 16:19:04 UTC

sm

2018-09-09 16:19:05 UTC

h

2018-09-09 16:19:06 UTC

Ive been reading alot more into my faith so thats probably what prevented me from ever actually following through with the horizontal monster mash

2018-09-09 16:19:07 UTC

Stop raping me *reeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

2018-09-09 16:19:08 UTC

I'm criminology/cj

2018-09-09 16:19:11 UTC

Women are the biggest jews of them all

2018-09-09 16:19:14 UTC

Yes

2018-09-09 16:19:25 UTC

I do not succumb to the temptations of wenches

2018-09-09 16:19:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488382935863394329/image0.jpg

2018-09-09 16:19:29 UTC

All I need is the love of god

2018-09-09 16:19:33 UTC

Shut up retard child

2018-09-09 16:19:34 UTC

And ethno nationalism

2018-09-09 16:19:39 UTC

Yes

2018-09-09 16:19:39 UTC

Amen

2018-09-09 16:19:49 UTC

88 Women are crypto jews

2018-09-09 16:19:51 UTC

Women are thots

2018-09-09 16:19:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488383069762355203/image0.jpg

2018-09-09 16:20:03 UTC

I just want to restore the Catholic ethnostate of Bohemia

2018-09-09 16:20:06 UTC

No

2018-09-09 16:20:09 UTC

Catholic is gay

2018-09-09 16:20:09 UTC

@-={rostelle}=- don't you have school

2018-09-09 16:20:12 UTC

Pope kisses nigger feet

2018-09-09 16:20:16 UTC

Today yeah

2018-09-09 16:20:19 UTC

I should sleep

2018-09-09 16:20:24 UTC

It’s like 10

2018-09-09 16:20:25 UTC

ASCEND PAST THE VAGINA-JEW

2018-09-09 16:20:26 UTC

most women in clubs look older than they are ;-;

2018-09-09 16:20:37 UTC

BOHEMIA, FINAL SHARD OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE

2018-09-09 16:20:42 UTC

@Deleted User i know that feel

2018-09-09 16:20:52 UTC

@-={rostelle}=- ITS MIDNIGHT KID

2018-09-09 16:20:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488383302651347000/image0.jpg

2018-09-09 16:20:58 UTC

LAST EMBER OF A PURE FIRE

2018-09-09 16:21:01 UTC

>women in clubs

2018-09-09 16:21:02 UTC

LOOK AT MY FRIENDS CAT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488383341171703820/video.mov

2018-09-09 16:21:05 UTC

Oh shit it’s 2

2018-09-09 16:21:06 UTC

miss me that ham sandwich

2018-09-09 16:21:06 UTC

AVENGE THE PRINCE OF BOHEMIA

2018-09-09 16:21:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488383371228217345/1534163884214.gif

2018-09-09 16:21:11 UTC

thanks fren.... fucking cockteases everywhere

2018-09-09 16:21:12 UTC

LMAO

2018-09-09 16:21:17 UTC

"it's 10"

2018-09-09 16:21:19 UTC

PUNISH THE SOCIALIST

2018-09-09 16:21:25 UTC

Also guys

2018-09-09 16:21:29 UTC

Sexy news

2018-09-09 16:21:32 UTC

My clock is broken

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488383467843747861/image0.png

2018-09-09 16:21:35 UTC

@-={rostelle}=- Go to sleep KID

2018-09-09 16:21:36 UTC

*HAIL BOHEMIA*

2018-09-09 16:21:39 UTC

I spent $250 on soviet afghan war gear

2018-09-09 16:21:47 UTC

good

2018-09-09 16:21:49 UTC

Never forget

2018-09-09 16:21:52 UTC

I’ll sleep with your mum you gay

2018-09-09 16:21:54 UTC

*RESTORE THE KINGDOM OF BOHEMIA*

2018-09-09 16:21:57 UTC

NEVER FORGET

2018-09-09 16:22:04 UTC

POPE KISSES NIGGER FEET

2018-09-09 16:22:10 UTC

when I saw 10 I was genuinely bamboozled because west australia is in the same time zone I am in
and that was at least midnight

@Sadmin NO

2018-09-09 16:22:17 UTC

*where TF get 7.62x45 REEEEEE*

2018-09-09 16:22:18 UTC

Fuckin no

2018-09-09 16:22:23 UTC

What the fuck sadmin

2018-09-09 16:22:25 UTC

just because you've experienced it don't force us to

2018-09-09 16:22:31 UTC

Did she literally just projectile diarrhea on that chicks face

2018-09-09 16:22:34 UTC

Yes

2018-09-09 16:22:36 UTC

Blacc ppl

2018-09-09 16:22:47 UTC

an oxymoron

2018-09-09 16:22:50 UTC

lmao @Stubbs good luck getting that niche-ass czech round

2018-09-09 16:22:54 UTC

Nigga that's some *dookie*

2018-09-09 16:22:55 UTC

ahh f u, damn video >:<

2018-09-09 16:23:05 UTC

I would like czech gf

2018-09-09 16:23:07 UTC

I have a whole 40mm can full tbh

2018-09-09 16:23:11 UTC

Or just wholesome gf

2018-09-09 16:23:21 UTC

*NIGGA HER MOUTH WAS OPEN*

2018-09-09 16:23:31 UTC

@Sadmin Stop with your scat fetish already

2018-09-09 16:23:38 UTC

*SHE WAS SAYING SOME NIGGA SHIT AND THIS BITCH SHITTED ON HER TEETH*

2018-09-09 16:23:39 UTC

We get it, you like poo

2018-09-09 16:23:52 UTC

yeah

2018-09-09 16:24:02 UTC

sadmin has stockholm syndrome but with poo

2018-09-09 16:24:10 UTC

Oof

2018-09-09 16:24:12 UTC

For real though I have an assload of 7.62x45

2018-09-09 16:24:32 UTC

Gonna reloady all of it

2018-09-09 16:24:36 UTC

wow that shit ain't cheap

2018-09-09 16:24:44 UTC

Sadmin is a big poopoo head

2018-09-09 16:24:49 UTC

Go to bed kid

2018-09-09 16:24:50 UTC

goddamnit, my appetite is gone

2018-09-09 16:24:56 UTC

Yeah I'm looking at $23 per box of 15

2018-09-09 16:25:07 UTC

Kid to go bed

2018-09-09 16:25:08 UTC

GO TO BED

2018-09-09 16:25:12 UTC

Free clips tho

2018-09-09 16:25:15 UTC

owo

2018-09-09 16:25:27 UTC

@Sadmin check 2d I sent stuff you'd like

2018-09-09 16:25:28 UTC

A vz52 magazine is also ~$100

2018-09-09 16:25:46 UTC

Sadmin gone

2018-09-09 16:25:55 UTC

sadmin went to olive garden

2018-09-09 16:25:56 UTC

The 7.62x39 converted ones go for more

2018-09-09 16:26:13 UTC

I wish I could go to olive garden... but we don't have it here

2018-09-09 16:26:22 UTC

heard you could eat a lot

2018-09-09 16:26:46 UTC

Sadmin feasted on some brap girls dookie

2018-09-09 16:27:03 UTC

@Deleted User it's only unlimited bread sticks that people eat a lot of

2018-09-09 16:27:14 UTC

What even is Olive Garden

2018-09-09 16:27:22 UTC

Is it just Italian nandos

2018-09-09 16:27:24 UTC

owo

2018-09-09 16:27:35 UTC

Olive garden is a bastardization of good italian food

2018-09-09 16:27:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488384993916354561/CZ_52Rifle_schem.jpg

2018-09-09 16:27:48 UTC

Behold it's concentric gas piston

2018-09-09 16:27:59 UTC

what the fuck is nanos

2018-09-09 16:28:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488385120554844160/Now_you_re_a_man.webm

2018-09-09 16:28:07 UTC

gas pistons are good

2018-09-09 16:28:12 UTC

*Cheeky*

2018-09-09 16:28:12 UTC

a lil heavy but reliable

2018-09-09 16:28:15 UTC

Watch that

2018-09-09 16:28:29 UTC

It's just smaller than an m14

2018-09-09 16:28:42 UTC

Sadmin stop

2018-09-09 16:28:48 UTC

I'd say roughly the same weight and size of an sks

2018-09-09 16:28:54 UTC

But better than that commie trash

2018-09-09 16:28:57 UTC

In every way

2018-09-09 16:29:00 UTC

sadmin stop

2018-09-09 16:29:04 UTC

what the fuck is that shit

2018-09-09 16:29:20 UTC

We get it, you like shit

2018-09-09 16:29:54 UTC

I swear to God, Sadmin,.,. . .agghhhhhhhhhhh

2018-09-09 16:29:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488385583895543838/image0.jpg

2018-09-09 16:30:00 UTC

Brb time to go polish my vz52

2018-09-09 16:30:07 UTC

new euphemism huh

2018-09-09 16:30:08 UTC

Go to church or smh sadmin

2018-09-09 16:30:09 UTC

have fun

2018-09-09 16:30:09 UTC

I wanna go back to 2013 so I can listen to voaloid, play minecraft and jerk off to the Bee movie

2018-09-09 16:30:15 UTC

Every time an American buys a vz52 tondedededede gets cucked

2018-09-09 16:30:43 UTC

t91 masterrace

2018-09-09 16:31:07 UTC

oh yea... I love the scene where the bee fucks the woman n front of her family.

2018-09-09 16:31:20 UTC

what the shit

2018-09-09 16:31:42 UTC

the sexual tension was real

2018-09-09 16:31:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488386071709614080/IMG_20180909_123138869.jpg

2018-09-09 16:32:11 UTC

@Stubbs What is with the top one's metal

2018-09-09 16:32:14 UTC

is she okay?

2018-09-09 16:32:15 UTC

Let's take a second to appreciate how tondededede was banned from here before even joining the server

2018-09-09 16:32:28 UTC

I painted it red

2018-09-09 16:32:39 UTC

;w;

2018-09-09 16:32:44 UTC

It's aluminium it can't rust

2018-09-09 16:32:45 UTC

Bubba no

2018-09-09 16:33:00 UTC

tondedededede is another person?!

2018-09-09 16:33:32 UTC

Let's take a moment to make fun of him for getting banned off tfb

2018-09-09 16:33:41 UTC

wat tfb

2018-09-09 16:34:01 UTC

TFB discord

2018-09-09 16:34:08 UTC

lol

2018-09-09 16:34:16 UTC

A place that's damn near impossible to he banned from

2018-09-09 16:34:24 UTC

funny how I recognise it when it's in caps

2018-09-09 16:34:27 UTC

Inazuma you couldn't get banned there

2018-09-09 16:34:36 UTC

Literally impossible

2018-09-09 16:34:41 UTC

The Firearms Blog?

2018-09-09 16:34:44 UTC

You can be as gay as you want

2018-09-09 16:34:56 UTC

There's a channel called #waifu-canoe

2018-09-09 16:35:04 UTC

Here's an average day on TFB

2018-09-09 16:35:12 UTC

"waifu-canoe" lmao

2018-09-09 16:35:28 UTC

I almost got banned from the offical GFL discord before typing anything

2018-09-09 16:35:45 UTC

why

2018-09-09 16:35:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488387062630711302/Screenshot_20180620-200615.png

2018-09-09 16:35:57 UTC

and which one is "official" gfl discord

2018-09-09 16:36:11 UTC

@blyat u want link ?

2018-09-09 16:36:24 UTC

why not

2018-09-09 16:36:25 UTC

I was only there to post lewd patch links

2018-09-09 16:36:28 UTC

hit me @sl0vy_^

2018-09-09 16:36:35 UTC

And they want it to be no nsfw

2018-09-09 16:36:35 UTC

yes

2018-09-09 16:36:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488387279081963531/Screenshot_20180712-175425.png

2018-09-09 16:36:47 UTC

@Innaswamp ur not in the server

2018-09-09 16:36:54 UTC

He also names the jew after this

2018-09-09 16:36:55 UTC

I left

2018-09-09 16:37:17 UTC

I was literally in long enough to read the rules before realizing I'd get banned the minute I posted

2018-09-09 16:37:25 UTC

James Reeves is clearly the best gun youtuber

2018-09-09 16:37:32 UTC

ur d u m b

2018-09-09 16:37:45 UTC

Hickock 45 never put sex lube in a Hipoint

2018-09-09 16:38:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488387828699365396/Screenshot_20180815-201229.png

2018-09-09 16:41:26 UTC

I sent sadmin shekels
I demand he do at least 30 push ups today

2018-09-09 16:41:53 UTC

xd

2018-09-09 16:42:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488388662900424704/P1160554-900x600.jpg

2018-09-09 16:42:16 UTC

Why

2018-09-09 16:42:19 UTC

Yes

2018-09-09 16:42:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488388708043587604/41070180_708416399493581_2787207967198412800_o.jpg

2018-09-09 16:42:48 UTC

@Innaswamp So you can fuck your AR up twice as fast

2018-09-09 16:43:05 UTC

But the FA doesn't hurt

2018-09-09 16:43:09 UTC

Or help most cases

2018-09-09 16:43:20 UTC

It also drops the bolt lol

2018-09-09 16:43:36 UTC

Kinetic plz

2018-09-09 16:43:59 UTC

Kinetic guns are memes

2018-09-09 16:44:22 UTC

I like how the KORD is basically an lmg but bigger

2018-09-09 16:44:35 UTC

It's listed as being man portable

2018-09-09 16:44:39 UTC

it is

2018-09-09 16:44:44 UTC

Ever seen somebody shoulder fire the kord

2018-09-09 16:44:49 UTC

Shits funny

2018-09-09 16:45:29 UTC

It is not man portable

2018-09-09 16:45:45 UTC

Well it is tho

2018-09-09 16:46:03 UTC
2018-09-09 16:46:30 UTC

Shut up smelly marine

2018-09-09 16:48:26 UTC

>mfw i sat next to two Command Chief MSgts at the DFAC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488390238922735617/3ee849bd-8cfc-40b3-98ba-2e39b2ec8c2f.png

2018-09-09 16:49:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/488390600320876546/Kord-machine-gun-660x592.jpg

2018-09-09 16:49:57 UTC

Russia

2018-09-09 16:50:05 UTC

*your argument is invalid*

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