Not what I expected

Night fam.

I was not expecting to see a techpriest getting fucked by a guardsman. As a heretic this pleases me.

You nigger!

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/47679808_2036898753274731_1698346569826304000_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=bb62d63f68ef3ff147ab966221d06ef8&oe=5CB23168

wtf lol

lol

Top kek

Oof gif broke

https://www.facebook.com/111521215540469/posts/2857967300895833/

Nigga took his GF innazone

Oi.

This better not be a "Hey, the ATF wants to keep track of who follows this page, so here's a discord link"

I'd get on VC but there are people sleeping and I'm too polite for that bullshit

I'm interested. How long before they swarm?

this is totally an atf bait

https://www.facebook.com/deckard.murphy.102/videos/142323866751443/

Someone posted an invite

Oh well, new people who will leave in a week.

Thats why you go wekend warior

larp niggas

And get no benefits Nipa

lmao

>Serving twice a month to get nothing

I get benefist tho

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/22/17/3D87B79500000578-4249590-image-m-28_1487784310007.jpg
>I get benefist tho

Stop posting selfies

I'm not the Finnish person

Perkele

Atleast im not in sweden

Sweden big gay

You're in Norway

That's literally no better

Come to 🅱️oland

Check Habbening.

Poland is basically a third world country

https://www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/comments/a3kdon/43k_tumblrs_w_nsfw_content_posted_to_reddit_live/

@Runes i love when people say such stuff

https://imgur.com/a/oz6tWmY

Hi serv.

Hi

A transgender is about to win the Miss universe contest, finally proving that men are completely superior to women in every way, even at being women.

"BOYS ARE BETTER GIRLS THAN GIRLS"

BALACLAVA MAN BAD

That Reddit thread is bizarre

It's like they think that if they're visit tumblr at all, the pizza will find them

also are you fucking NPC posting a thread

Sadman you called it. Guard is fucking off to patreon

Sadmin do you need an ego check

Sadmin just needs your check goy

Buy patches

Sadmin

Nigger patch studio

You were right

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@Innaswamp Nah I felt really douchey posting that. I'm fine for the time being lmao

You are a douche tho

<3

Look at this

**yeet**

@Sadmin This nigga was right

No shit

Frick you

I didn't go to the pub to deal with your Florida man shiet

Gonna delet that now. Hopefully they fix it or I chargeback

And order tiddy patch instead

Told you the studio was bad lmao

What

@Sadmin Did you see nigga or do I dm it

Ye

I saw

Looks to be super high detail in a small area tbh

It kinda is and kinda isn't

Some areas got more detail than others

I think they'd fuck up even a basic patch though

I mean they should not be fucking up text

nice

https://youtu.be/uQuTrPIHGsY

@Farenthas post your patch Sven

Already did

Is only one game sequel I want, and I've been waiting for it for over a decade. Give me a freedom fighters 2. The original came out in 2003, it's been fucking too long

https://youtu.be/CBoc99lMkTk

I want a Gladius sequel

Fucking lucas arts

Gladius and Freedom Fighters, thems some nostalgia

Macron is about to face a vote of no confidence

Best social media team

https://m.imgur.com/a/bWJFgvm

@Naked Snake Are you certain?

I like my piles of sugar with Coffee and Ouzo

gary, you are going to finish your dessert, and you are going to like it.

Why the hell would i want to be in another existence?

>implying we even exist

We're just a clever metaphor used to personify the abstract nature of thought

Existence is a simulation.

Stop playing superhot, it got old two years ago

I still haven't played it tho. ;-;

Ultimate bondage suit

I see this going very wrong.

I see it going right

kek

I can't click the link, it just makes the image larger. Can I get the one simple trick?

Oof

My uncle is a dad now

Nephson?

yes

Oi any other military fags here

>inb4 the leaf

I banged an airwoman once does that count

Airforce girls are the best looking of any branch. No but I give you respec for that

I don’t count, corn

I got a text from an army recruiter last week, does that count?

No and dont do it

Sadmin was almost arty but he was too deaf

That’s the most ass backwards thing too

I’m re-enlisting as arty

^^^

Yo gonna end up deff any way lmao

Ban people of color

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@Sadmin come talk to me nigger I'm bored as fuck

I JUST GOT BACK

MRE's for dinner tho

Pretty hype

Get in here fucker

What kinda mre

My discord disconnected me from VC and I'm stuck on yellow now

I've got tuna chunk and chili mac

Eat the Chili Mac

Issue is I've been eating chili mac all week like 2 meals a day

tuna dog shit

fuck tuna

So eat the fish I guess

I like tuna fuck you

nou

Fire double gay

i got a neighbor i exchange tomatoes for fresh tuna with

Is the server shitting itself? I cant connect to voice :v

Tuna CHONK

Okay first of all chili mac is aight only if u put jalapeno cheese spread it In

Second, tuna ain't bad

Sausage in gravy fucking garbage

Cold weather MREs are the only decent ones

Tuna chunk is one of the best MREs

Most are dog shit

@SOPMOD II soppo toppo

wrong

If soppo toppo is wrong i dont want to be right

Idk what cold weather mres are. I've gotten the same ones no matter what weather. My fucking chicken pesto pasta was frozen like a rock. 10/10 best hammer

Yeah, only some units issue them out. It's basically mountain house meals plus stuff like MRE crackers. They used to have these really good bars in them too, but they got replaced with first strike bars which are impossible to eat when cold.

My dad made me waffles. I walked in to my house, drunk, and not really expecting that

God knows how to make me feel guilty sometimes

because I don't really like my dad rn

F for moonrunes 2

Ooo that sounds good. I mean I hate the first strike bars except for the new raspberry ones. And dont worry Mr chinese Japanese Korean letters guy. Just take the waffles and chug on to your room.

I'm in my office where my computer is

I don't like to be lonely

Also, I feel like my morality really shows when I'm intoxicated, maybe it's my way of being Inherently honest with my god

I hear some bells ringing, it's like an aural sound sometimes, but only when I'm really, really high.

Ah, yeah idk man. I dont fuck with other peoples religions and such.

I don't blame you. xD

some people's religions, and the things that they do for those reasons, are really really fucked up. I try not to judge.

maybe it's better that most people don't see what I have to say sometimes.

I guess :/

@Sadmin D-dad what region is the vc server on?

Dunno

Should be us east

^^

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What region voice is hosted from

It's us east

Eastern standard time. YUP

shout out to all my east coast brothers out there

Faggot

gfy

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https://www.facebook.com/moeshitpost/videos/305626506931887/
`kristoph noises`

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You guys are either anxiety filled, PTSD, or bullied to the point of not being chatty ever

big words for a nigger in cornholing distance

but the fact that there are so many people online makes me think its the first two

OH

So I can say Nigger here

Maybe you guys aren't so bad after all. Trying not to break the Five Post = spam limit

Ooof

I'm just

Watching Netflix with wife

oh.

you've got a wife.

But son wont go the fu k to sleep

and a KID

DAMN

Not really. Some just lurk for some stupid reason.

I cri ery teim

beat him with a shoe

LIKE ME @Dickbutt

Lmao corn

Yeet his ass innabed

Already tried

a Shoe? I'd prefer brass knuckles. or a trench knife. They hit much harder

He awoketh

Then screan

Scream*

@LostForgottenSadMoonshine i just hate you all

and the trench knife you can stab me with

I hate me all too

@Innaswamp UwU

I SAW THAT

@Drogthodath

or maybe I'm just hallucinating. Datura does that.

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@Datura Actually a user here named datura. maybe he'll come on if I tag him. Hot

tf

YAY!

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These newfags are strange

Make sure to have your daily Trumpet Tea bois

Oh boy. 3 people typing at once

maybe I succeeded

sup japanese mushroomhead

Talking is for dorks tbh

he knows mushroomhead, and recognizes the edgy characters

sweet

maybe we can be friends. or bitter enemies. who knows.

Doesnt even make sense in nip you fucking gook

@Bazey guilty as charged

now what? nigger.

nothing dude