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2020-09-21 06:50:05 UTC

Oh ugh. God that article from Medium made me want to hurl and punch somebody

2020-09-21 06:51:00 UTC

"To my neighbor, sharing our privilege somehow makes his privilege less valuable. To him, status is only valuable if it is better than the status of others." Like c'mon

2020-09-21 06:51:23 UTC

Money down that he's projecting harder than a Drive-in movie theatre

2020-09-21 16:51:13 UTC

He got wrecked

2020-09-21 23:01:58 UTC

When you can trust an Australian news channel talking about America more than the ones in America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE61tpjEnpE

2020-09-22 03:20:16 UTC

Gotta hand it to the fake news

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/757803426603335780/image0.png

2020-09-22 03:28:32 UTC

"joe doesn't use a teleprompter" k

2020-09-22 03:42:36 UTC

Nancy Pelosi trying to push this headline of ICE sterilizing the women in a Georgia detention center.

2020-09-22 03:42:49 UTC

Gee, but they don't talk about their lovely China camps.

2020-09-22 03:54:29 UTC

He will just start using an ear piece more.

2020-09-22 03:55:51 UTC

well basically when a woman goes thru 2-5 abortions ..she's basically infertile at that point because she's too damaged on the insides of her womb to even carry a child to term

2020-09-22 04:00:59 UTC

@Deleted User that is extra sad.

2020-09-22 04:10:09 UTC

@Deleted User I was told that the President of Mexico is pushing the United States about this issue, but I don't have a source on it.

2020-09-22 04:10:19 UTC

we should be deporting all illegals from any country to china/israel/africa so they can experience diversity. no more detention centers

2020-09-22 04:10:49 UTC

I'm just assuming it's fake because of the timing with RGBs death and Piglosi trying to push impeachment on Trump again.

2020-09-22 04:11:47 UTC

Plus, there was a panel this morning to fight Human Trafficking. So... the timing is just perfect.

2020-09-22 04:33:48 UTC

@TedTheMan not really. Technically they chose that. Doing something to your body that isn't supposed to happen to a human body, usually ends in something being damaged on that said body. It's like people have forgotten about a thing called consequences.

2020-09-22 04:35:45 UTC

@little hollow but does planned parenthood tell the young ladies the consequences?

2020-09-22 04:36:50 UTC

That is true

2020-09-22 04:37:01 UTC

Damn liars

2020-09-22 04:37:32 UTC

Yeh. I saw that movie Unplanned. Very good movie.

2020-09-22 08:26:23 UTC

I was mostly livid the whole time watching, just knowing that that kind of stuff was happening right as I was watching it.

2020-09-22 14:30:31 UTC

@Red Jasper Yeah I was surprised how good it was! It was right on par with anything from Hollyweird. P.S. Since then I've switched mainly to faith-based movies, especially since Hollyweird is so 🤮 & I'm surprised how far faith music & movies have come. 👍

2020-09-22 17:11:26 UTC

Lmao

2020-09-22 18:43:12 UTC

Thought to say but VOX is fake news.

2020-09-22 19:30:27 UTC

trump's last hurrah before he leaves office, will be officially recognizing the internet nation state of kekistan

2020-09-22 19:33:21 UTC

wait... that's where all this came from.... lol

2020-09-22 19:33:57 UTC

the flag was there long before tyrone got on the bandwagon

2020-09-23 00:32:51 UTC

Isn't it sad that "(not a real country)" should be written in the titile. Lol

2020-09-23 00:33:11 UTC

HATE SPEECH INCITES VIOLENCE!!!!!!!! HATE SPEECH INCITES VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!

2020-09-23 01:44:52 UTC

Hate speech isn't real

2020-09-23 03:15:33 UTC

Can you imagine Trump's last month of burning the swamp out if he loses?

2020-09-23 04:04:01 UTC

any spoken word is considered a possible hate speech term to anybody that gets effected by it

2020-09-23 04:04:30 UTC

in other news - the deaf is found to be immune to hate speech, studies say

2020-09-23 04:34:24 UTC

lol

2020-09-23 17:29:01 UTC

heres a debunk of the mainstream media's narrative on kyle rittenhouse

2020-09-24 01:32:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/758501119562874890/image0.png

2020-09-24 03:36:15 UTC

mmhmm controversial

2020-09-24 17:00:35 UTC

Leftists in government: "get rid of the whole constitution, no right to life. No free speech. No guns" Donald Trump: Well, maybe I can run for a 3rd term. Leftists: BuT ThE CoNsTiTUTIoN!!!

2020-09-24 18:15:16 UTC

Lol

2020-09-25 05:20:53 UTC

biden will save us from trump

2020-09-25 09:06:53 UTC

eat the rich

2020-09-25 09:33:01 UTC

Eat the rich cakes

2020-09-25 15:32:41 UTC

And that is why you don't trust fact checkers

2020-09-25 15:48:33 UTC

'fact checkers' are subject to interpretation of the facts, not clearly announcing the truth

2020-09-25 15:54:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/759080309621915688/unknown.png

2020-09-25 15:56:49 UTC

"Vote or die"

2020-09-25 15:57:01 UTC

But if you vote for Trump, you're voting for Trump

2020-09-25 15:57:16 UTC

But if you vote for no one, you're voting for Trump

2020-09-25 16:00:08 UTC

actually if u read the voting rules in dem run cities and states, any other party if not enough votes for them, go automatically to the 2nd place in the voting race...which is normally the democrats

2020-09-25 16:17:04 UTC

Yep....

2020-09-25 16:21:21 UTC

some districts allow the lowest parties running for office decide who gets their votes, and not have it automatically selected to go to the dems or some other 2nd leading party

2020-09-26 00:52:11 UTC

Haha!

2020-09-26 00:53:24 UTC

Gavin Newsom is an idiot.

2020-09-26 01:39:50 UTC

I call him Gavin Bang Your Wife Newsome.

2020-09-26 02:12:32 UTC

I don't want to change the subject, but this is the reason why no one trusts CNN and MSNBC.

2020-09-26 02:17:39 UTC

Eh there really wasn't a current subject so you're good.

2020-09-26 03:15:07 UTC

I endorse Joe Biden

2020-09-26 03:40:00 UTC

I endorse Bidenis pervertis for United States Senate.

2020-09-26 03:43:38 UTC

i endorse bidenis pervertis for a crummy jail cell in ukraine

2020-09-26 22:00:20 UTC

pre tictok challenges

2020-09-26 22:06:18 UTC

ronald came out of no where

2020-09-27 00:58:23 UTC

xD

2020-09-27 00:58:43 UTC

I don't think this is the right channel for that though

2020-09-27 05:49:51 UTC

Yeah that'd probably be best for just sharing or general news chat.

2020-09-27 05:49:59 UTC

Ah well.

2020-09-27 06:23:17 UTC

Aye you're a mod now! Congrats lol

2020-09-27 06:24:15 UTC

Lol thanks

2020-09-27 15:08:54 UTC

@Dr Badass PhD VC went off the tangent. It was for a quick lulz in regard to the convo. Sorry bout that 🙂

2020-09-27 15:09:46 UTC

"HARRIS-BIDEN" My local fake news

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/759793915263057940/FB_IMG_1601009062520.jpg

2020-09-27 15:11:36 UTC

@shreyam Yeah, real news is " he declines to comment if he wins, loses or if there's a draw, by inquiry of Playboy Magazine loser activist reporter, you know the same guy that wanted to have a street brawl outside the rose garden. "

2020-09-27 15:12:20 UTC

Or better sumerized as " President Trump declines gotchya question "

2020-09-27 15:13:02 UTC

@kyzercube Also see the obvious red arrow as well 😂

2020-09-27 15:13:25 UTC

Ding ding! 😄

2020-09-27 15:13:45 UTC

That's my best " boxing round bell " lol

2020-09-27 15:14:32 UTC

oh SNAP!

2020-09-27 15:14:50 UTC

I just realized what you're talking about... Harris-Biden 🤣

2020-09-27 15:17:10 UTC

JEB!

2020-09-27 15:24:12 UTC

@kyzercube it's like shameful plugin...
Almost everyone ignored but ...it's so evil...

2020-09-27 20:55:29 UTC

Idk how I missed it earlier, but yeah I get it now.

2020-09-27 23:56:58 UTC

They aren't even trying to hide it

2020-09-28 03:44:02 UTC

I don’t know.. they’re being pretty honest about Harris-biden here.

2020-09-28 03:47:43 UTC

For real though... I wouldn't blame Trump if he doesn't concede. RiP my state California though. Fastest break from the union you'll see.

2020-09-28 18:43:18 UTC

the tax story somehow keeps falling more apart https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1310558051171262464

2020-09-28 20:26:35 UTC

the key to understanding fake news -

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/760236031839698974/Nancy_Pelosi_explains_the_wrap-up_smear_tactic_to_the_press.mp4

2020-09-28 22:47:39 UTC

The post above this one, lmfao, they just had to find something on this man and it just had to be taxes. Taxes which are originally illegal BTW

2020-09-29 01:56:57 UTC

They keep using the tax situation to try and take attention away from their faults. It’s quite comical

2020-09-29 02:01:26 UTC

My dog barking is fake new theres nothing there you moron shut up

2020-09-29 11:15:13 UTC

Did I miss something in regards to the tax returns? On a from with 79 lines, they only gave the amount of one line? Was there anything he did that was illegal? Also, isn’t that what everyone tries to do, pay the least amount in taxes as they can?

2020-09-29 11:16:34 UTC

in regards to the tax returns:
1. we don't actually know if they are real, it was an "anonymous source"
2. even if the documents are true, there is no evidence of anything illegal

2020-09-29 11:17:33 UTC

complaining about "cheeto hitler paid less than me in taxes" is something you say if you are ignorant, dumb, or being bought by soros

2020-09-29 11:21:21 UTC

the difference between doing ur own taxes, hiring an accountant, or hiring an accounting firm

2020-09-29 11:22:34 UTC

when gov writes the tax laws with loopholes built-in for accountants to find, who's to say they'll take advantage of them for their clients

2020-09-29 11:23:02 UTC

i personally think it is far too complicated

2020-09-29 11:23:12 UTC

flat tax, no deductions, no stupid

2020-09-29 11:23:22 UTC

ditto

2020-09-29 11:23:59 UTC

but is it flat tax per income, or flat tax per person regardless of income

2020-09-29 11:24:25 UTC

i mean as someone who started a nonprofit i understand how deductions *can* help a lot of people

2020-09-29 11:24:31 UTC

flat percentage on all income

2020-09-29 11:24:37 UTC

ditto

2020-09-29 11:25:37 UTC

well a true non profit or charity shouldn't have any income per person...should just go to charity actions, not functions

2020-09-29 11:26:47 UTC

majority of the charities/non-profits out there...get paid in a salary per person 'working' for the charity/non-profit

2020-09-29 11:27:06 UTC

only a few don't take a dime...not even a penny

2020-09-29 11:28:53 UTC

it should be the majority not to take a dime nor a penny from the charity income, and those that 'work' for it...shouldn't get a salary...min wage maybe but not a 6-7 figure income

2020-09-29 11:46:38 UTC

But that’s not fair. Rich ppl have it and I want it... actually some days I wonder why people find it fair that I’ve been in school and training until age 30, I work up to 80 hours a week, days, nights, weekends, holidays, etc and the more I work, the less I get in return due to higher and higher taxes tax rates while treating people on Medicaid or disability many times because of their own life choices (alcohol, drugs, morbid obesity) that’s where my taxes go, to support their lifestyle. And people want to tell me I don’t pay my fair share

2020-09-29 11:48:11 UTC

sure, but "eat the rich" fails when they all move elsewhere or there is nobody else to tax

2020-09-29 11:49:37 UTC

basically, what is happening to NYC right now

2020-09-29 11:49:45 UTC

<:ee:623022947220586507>

2020-09-29 11:50:15 UTC

Seems to be happening to California too

2020-09-29 11:50:27 UTC

was happening in hollywood til the wildfires moved in

2020-09-29 11:51:16 UTC

the really interesting thing is about calif ...most states except to texas and calif ...have land taxes

2020-09-29 11:51:39 UTC

making a flat tax with zero exceptions eliminates the nebulous nonsense that currently occurs

2020-09-29 11:52:30 UTC

well technically we already have a flat tax...but at different rates per state....sales tax

2020-09-29 11:52:49 UTC

u buy something ..theres a tax for it

2020-09-29 11:53:01 UTC

u make money, theres a tax for it

2020-09-29 11:53:09 UTC

u save money, theres a tax for it

2020-09-29 11:53:16 UTC

i'm sure it was sufficiently obvious i was referring to a flat income tax

2020-09-29 11:53:25 UTC

not kidding, u have money in the bank, they want to tax it

2020-09-29 11:55:08 UTC

because we weren't already being penalized by inflation.

2020-09-29 11:55:08 UTC

part of the bill of rights was no unreasonable fines right ..which means they call all these things taxes ..so they can go with the other right of no taxation without representation, and bypass the dirty word of 'fines' ...which it really is ...just fines for existing

2020-09-29 11:56:21 UTC

inflation makes money for bankers...deflation or recession makes money for everybody else....which is why all of the financial news bitches about recession..they work for the bankers

2020-09-29 11:58:36 UTC

inflation decreases value of each unit of currency

2020-09-29 11:58:55 UTC

recession or deflation, increases value of each unit of currency

2020-09-29 11:59:11 UTC

~~i do know how this stuff works~~

2020-09-29 11:59:24 UTC

well i'm explaining it for everybody else

2020-09-29 11:59:38 UTC

yea ik, bold to assume everyone knows <a:OMEGAROLL:523806150186237953>

2020-09-29 11:59:38 UTC

we do have some kids or idiots in here

2020-09-29 21:26:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/760613596329148446/EjFQyG4WAAAblh3.jpeg

2020-09-29 21:27:10 UTC

It has to be real it's the Sun...they never lie.

2020-09-30 04:55:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/760726462344200213/image0.jpg

2020-09-30 13:32:01 UTC

The demonrats know they got wreaked last night and the FakeNewsMedia is desperately pushing a narrative of no more debates.
https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1311232305852305415?s=21

2020-09-30 15:00:37 UTC

so uh

2020-09-30 15:00:44 UTC

wheres the onion

2020-09-30 15:36:23 UTC

lmao

2020-09-30 17:11:06 UTC

__**BREAKING NEWS**__
```THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN! DRUMPF IS OUT! According to whistle blowers, a friend of a dogs owner who heared that a friend of a friend who used to work in Trump towers said trump said to a friend who said to a friend of hers, that trump would totally commit crimes if he was president. Watch CNN tonight as we give you the scoop!```

2020-09-30 20:33:39 UTC

lol

2020-10-01 03:15:23 UTC

"If Google was honest!"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/761063688219131924/news-meaning-square.jpg

2020-10-01 19:15:32 UTC

The verdict is in, the NYT wants COMMUNISM TO COME BACK AGAIN.

2020-10-01 19:16:41 UTC

Do you see who wrote it? Regina Ip Executive Council in Hong Kong

2020-10-01 19:16:45 UTC

lol

2020-10-01 19:17:08 UTC

I mean, it's the NYT, they've been commie for like.... ever

2020-10-01 19:18:06 UTC

March 3rd 2016

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/761305959721074688/video0.mov

2020-10-01 21:57:45 UTC

The op-ed was written by a party mouthpiece

2020-10-02 00:31:20 UTC

Meanwhile Senator Cotton can’t say that violent riots are bad?

2020-10-02 00:35:11 UTC

Lefty tears always taste the sweetest!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/761385758485381150/John.Roberts-CRY.mp4

2020-10-02 02:40:04 UTC

Wait, what is he angry about?

2020-10-02 02:43:11 UTC

shit happens when reporters don't do research properly and get their asses handed to them

2020-10-02 03:22:06 UTC

Waaah waaah

2020-10-02 03:22:52 UTC

honestly what happened?

2020-10-02 03:23:52 UTC

Sounds like he got his ass handed do him by McEnany and now he's whining about it.

2020-10-02 03:25:04 UTC

yep

2020-10-02 03:26:14 UTC

Nice

2020-10-02 03:27:24 UTC

I always find it amusing when they, day in and day out, criticize and say horrible things about those who they disagree with, and yet when they get exposed for it they throw a temper tantrum.

2020-10-02 03:28:22 UTC

Aww does little Johnny need his bedtime story?

2020-10-02 03:29:27 UTC

it's like the reporters have zero memory retention of what was said more than 24hrs ago

2020-10-02 03:32:38 UTC

☝️ it's kinda amazing

2020-10-02 03:33:33 UTC

heres the part of the press conference - time stamped all ready for u - https://youtu.be/3UOx5himd58?t=137

2020-10-02 03:35:55 UTC

well..i think this reporter is suffering from "npc: fail to load"

2020-10-02 03:43:10 UTC

lol

2020-10-02 04:00:02 UTC

This reporter is a dummy <:NPC:720120095581405256> <:Idiots:720119404020367390>

2020-10-02 04:48:58 UTC

he couldn't even remember his own reporting from last yr

2020-10-02 16:45:43 UTC

I thought that John Roberts was a fair reporter. What changed?

2020-10-02 19:12:14 UTC

Trump

2020-10-02 19:12:25 UTC

The man just breaks them

2020-10-02 19:42:39 UTC

he is the /orange/ juice to their computers

2020-10-03 00:12:33 UTC

The media is a fucking joke

2020-10-03 00:16:20 UTC

And yes, the fatality rate for the kung flu is almost exclusive to the elderly, and people with pre-existing health conditions

2020-10-03 04:00:11 UTC

is that satire? That's literally what's happening

2020-10-03 04:09:56 UTC

when bb reports the real news, u know msm is fake news

2020-10-03 23:40:36 UTC

Backpedaling...😆

2020-10-04 02:23:14 UTC

Lol these people are stupid

2020-10-04 02:30:48 UTC

well it is college....the daycare service for adults

2020-10-04 02:40:59 UTC

Can confirm: am in college. It's fun to laugh at my cohort

2020-10-04 03:04:28 UTC

used to be a place of higher learning and work with physics and stuff...now it's a glorified daycare center for liberal idiot adults

2020-10-04 03:05:50 UTC

tech schools/trade schools are ur better long term option and u can get out of debt alot quicker...and end up shutting off the utils of the liberal idiots that are in debt for life

2020-10-04 03:06:33 UTC

I went to tech school and had NO debt

2020-10-04 03:07:06 UTC

2nd best option is military...they pay ur way thru college or even trade/tech schools

2020-10-04 04:40:14 UTC

Currently I pay $600-$800/semester for art classes in my college

2020-10-04 04:40:24 UTC

I just need a degree to say I have a degree

2020-10-04 04:41:01 UTC

Might start finally taking more skilled classes in agriculture over summer 2021

2020-10-04 04:46:41 UTC

any class u can take that has an option to make money off of(gender studies isn't one of them)..is a good thing to go into

2020-10-04 05:13:08 UTC

I'm grateful gender studies isn't required for my major

2020-10-04 05:13:23 UTC

I would quit and go straight to trade school if that happened

2020-10-04 16:19:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733947580698066975/762348302955839528/Screenshot_20201004-121914.png

2020-10-04 19:15:39 UTC

This is why people are losing trust in the media https://twitter.com/yinonw/status/1312822205466591233?s=19

2020-10-04 23:04:23 UTC

aight get this, theres this moron on youtube who still thinks the illuminati exists, i mean, how paranoid do you have to be to think that a cult has complete control of the world.

2020-10-05 00:38:02 UTC

cnn flew the commie china flag at 1/2 staff because trump is recovering from covid

2020-10-05 06:35:28 UTC

Commie News Network

2020-10-05 06:39:19 UTC

the polls are showing us that Biden is winning by a lot

2020-10-05 06:39:30 UTC

he's totally going to win guys

2020-10-05 06:40:17 UTC

orange man bad guys

2020-10-05 06:55:44 UTC

the polls are so rigged

2020-10-05 06:55:49 UTC

its so obvious

2020-10-05 14:03:35 UTC

> the polls are so rigged
@Memologist Ph.D.

How so?

2020-10-05 14:52:28 UTC

well there are lies, there are damn lies, and then there are statistics

2020-10-05 14:52:55 UTC

Yeah, and polls aren’t perfect, but they’re the best tool that we have to measure public opinion

2020-10-05 14:53:05 UTC

They’re not rigged

2020-10-05 14:53:39 UTC

well if polls like to only interview like minded people

2020-10-05 14:53:44 UTC

it's bad

2020-10-05 14:53:50 UTC

Yeah, but they don’t

2020-10-05 14:55:19 UTC

If you were conducting a poll, would you want it to be inaccurate? If it turned out on Election Day that your poll was completely wrong, it would be a public embarrassment for you. Because of this, most poll companies try to be as accurate as possible.

2020-10-05 14:56:23 UTC

people also love flash stat numbers. so always take things with a grain of salt

2020-10-05 14:58:40 UTC

??

2020-10-05 14:59:04 UTC

What I mean is people love being able to say numbers

2020-10-05 14:59:18 UTC

I mean, I guess so

2020-10-05 14:59:18 UTC

But

2020-10-05 14:59:21 UTC

like the polls are useful

2020-10-05 14:59:27 UTC

Yeah

2020-10-05 14:59:42 UTC

but also remember that it's a tiny fraction of a population

2020-10-05 14:59:56 UTC

I agree, but it’s the best sample we have

2020-10-05 15:00:06 UTC

weird how many people treat them like the end all

2020-10-05 15:00:13 UTC

Yeah

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