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Oh ugh. God that article from Medium made me want to hurl and punch somebody
"To my neighbor, sharing our privilege somehow makes his privilege less valuable. To him, status is only valuable if it is better than the status of others." Like c'mon
Money down that he's projecting harder than a Drive-in movie theatre
He got wrecked
When you can trust an Australian news channel talking about America more than the ones in America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE61tpjEnpE
Gotta hand it to the fake news
"joe doesn't use a teleprompter" k
Nancy Pelosi trying to push this headline of ICE sterilizing the women in a Georgia detention center.
Gee, but they don't talk about their lovely China camps.
He will just start using an ear piece more.
well basically when a woman goes thru 2-5 abortions ..she's basically infertile at that point because she's too damaged on the insides of her womb to even carry a child to term
@Deleted User that is extra sad.
@Deleted User I was told that the President of Mexico is pushing the United States about this issue, but I don't have a source on it.
we should be deporting all illegals from any country to china/israel/africa so they can experience diversity. no more detention centers
I'm just assuming it's fake because of the timing with RGBs death and Piglosi trying to push impeachment on Trump again.
Plus, there was a panel this morning to fight Human Trafficking. So... the timing is just perfect.
@TedTheMan not really. Technically they chose that. Doing something to your body that isn't supposed to happen to a human body, usually ends in something being damaged on that said body. It's like people have forgotten about a thing called consequences.
@little hollow but does planned parenthood tell the young ladies the consequences?
That is true
Damn liars
Yeh. I saw that movie Unplanned. Very good movie.
I was mostly livid the whole time watching, just knowing that that kind of stuff was happening right as I was watching it.
@Red Jasper Yeah I was surprised how good it was! It was right on par with anything from Hollyweird. P.S. Since then I've switched mainly to faith-based movies, especially since Hollyweird is so 🤮 & I'm surprised how far faith music & movies have come. 👍
Lmao
Thought to say but VOX is fake news.
trump's last hurrah before he leaves office, will be officially recognizing the internet nation state of kekistan
wait... that's where all this came from.... lol
the flag was there long before tyrone got on the bandwagon
Isn't it sad that "(not a real country)" should be written in the titile. Lol
HATE SPEECH INCITES VIOLENCE!!!!!!!! HATE SPEECH INCITES VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!
Hate speech isn't real
Can you imagine Trump's last month of burning the swamp out if he loses?
any spoken word is considered a possible hate speech term to anybody that gets effected by it
in other news - the deaf is found to be immune to hate speech, studies say
lol
heres a debunk of the mainstream media's narrative on kyle rittenhouse
mmhmm controversial
Leftists in government: "get rid of the whole constitution, no right to life. No free speech. No guns" Donald Trump: Well, maybe I can run for a 3rd term. Leftists: BuT ThE CoNsTiTUTIoN!!!
Lol
biden will save us from trump
eat the rich
Eat the rich cakes
And that is why you don't trust fact checkers
'fact checkers' are subject to interpretation of the facts, not clearly announcing the truth
"Vote or die"
But if you vote for Trump, you're voting for Trump
But if you vote for no one, you're voting for Trump
actually if u read the voting rules in dem run cities and states, any other party if not enough votes for them, go automatically to the 2nd place in the voting race...which is normally the democrats
Yep....
some districts allow the lowest parties running for office decide who gets their votes, and not have it automatically selected to go to the dems or some other 2nd leading party
Haha!
Gavin Newsom is an idiot.
I call him Gavin Bang Your Wife Newsome.
I don't want to change the subject, but this is the reason why no one trusts CNN and MSNBC.
Eh there really wasn't a current subject so you're good.
I endorse Joe Biden
I endorse Bidenis pervertis for United States Senate.
i endorse bidenis pervertis for a crummy jail cell in ukraine
pre tictok challenges
ronald came out of no where
xD
I don't think this is the right channel for that though
Yeah that'd probably be best for just sharing or general news chat.
Ah well.
Aye you're a mod now! Congrats lol
Lol thanks
@Dr Badass PhD VC went off the tangent. It was for a quick lulz in regard to the convo. Sorry bout that 🙂
"HARRIS-BIDEN" My local fake news
@shreyam Yeah, real news is " he declines to comment if he wins, loses or if there's a draw, by inquiry of Playboy Magazine loser activist reporter, you know the same guy that wanted to have a street brawl outside the rose garden. "
Or better sumerized as " President Trump declines gotchya question "
@kyzercube Also see the obvious red arrow as well 😂
Ding ding! 😄
That's my best " boxing round bell " lol
oh SNAP!
I just realized what you're talking about... Harris-Biden 🤣
JEB!
@kyzercube it's like shameful plugin...
Almost everyone ignored but ...it's so evil...
Idk how I missed it earlier, but yeah I get it now.
They aren't even trying to hide it
I don’t know.. they’re being pretty honest about Harris-biden here.
For real though... I wouldn't blame Trump if he doesn't concede. RiP my state California though. Fastest break from the union you'll see.
the tax story somehow keeps falling more apart https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1310558051171262464
the key to understanding fake news -
The post above this one, lmfao, they just had to find something on this man and it just had to be taxes. Taxes which are originally illegal BTW
They keep using the tax situation to try and take attention away from their faults. It’s quite comical
My dog barking is fake new theres nothing there you moron shut up
Did I miss something in regards to the tax returns? On a from with 79 lines, they only gave the amount of one line? Was there anything he did that was illegal? Also, isn’t that what everyone tries to do, pay the least amount in taxes as they can?
in regards to the tax returns:
1. we don't actually know if they are real, it was an "anonymous source"
2. even if the documents are true, there is no evidence of anything illegal
complaining about "cheeto hitler paid less than me in taxes" is something you say if you are ignorant, dumb, or being bought by soros
the difference between doing ur own taxes, hiring an accountant, or hiring an accounting firm
when gov writes the tax laws with loopholes built-in for accountants to find, who's to say they'll take advantage of them for their clients
i personally think it is far too complicated
flat tax, no deductions, no stupid
ditto
but is it flat tax per income, or flat tax per person regardless of income
i mean as someone who started a nonprofit i understand how deductions *can* help a lot of people
flat percentage on all income
ditto
well a true non profit or charity shouldn't have any income per person...should just go to charity actions, not functions
majority of the charities/non-profits out there...get paid in a salary per person 'working' for the charity/non-profit
only a few don't take a dime...not even a penny
it should be the majority not to take a dime nor a penny from the charity income, and those that 'work' for it...shouldn't get a salary...min wage maybe but not a 6-7 figure income
But that’s not fair. Rich ppl have it and I want it... actually some days I wonder why people find it fair that I’ve been in school and training until age 30, I work up to 80 hours a week, days, nights, weekends, holidays, etc and the more I work, the less I get in return due to higher and higher taxes tax rates while treating people on Medicaid or disability many times because of their own life choices (alcohol, drugs, morbid obesity) that’s where my taxes go, to support their lifestyle. And people want to tell me I don’t pay my fair share
sure, but "eat the rich" fails when they all move elsewhere or there is nobody else to tax
basically, what is happening to NYC right now
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Seems to be happening to California too
was happening in hollywood til the wildfires moved in
the really interesting thing is about calif ...most states except to texas and calif ...have land taxes
making a flat tax with zero exceptions eliminates the nebulous nonsense that currently occurs
well technically we already have a flat tax...but at different rates per state....sales tax
u buy something ..theres a tax for it
u make money, theres a tax for it
u save money, theres a tax for it
i'm sure it was sufficiently obvious i was referring to a flat income tax
not kidding, u have money in the bank, they want to tax it
because we weren't already being penalized by inflation.
part of the bill of rights was no unreasonable fines right ..which means they call all these things taxes ..so they can go with the other right of no taxation without representation, and bypass the dirty word of 'fines' ...which it really is ...just fines for existing
inflation makes money for bankers...deflation or recession makes money for everybody else....which is why all of the financial news bitches about recession..they work for the bankers
inflation decreases value of each unit of currency
recession or deflation, increases value of each unit of currency
~~i do know how this stuff works~~
well i'm explaining it for everybody else
yea ik, bold to assume everyone knows <a:OMEGAROLL:523806150186237953>
we do have some kids or idiots in here
It has to be real it's the Sun...they never lie.
The demonrats know they got wreaked last night and the FakeNewsMedia is desperately pushing a narrative of no more debates.
https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1311232305852305415?s=21
so uh
wheres the onion
lmao
__**BREAKING NEWS**__
```THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN! DRUMPF IS OUT! According to whistle blowers, a friend of a dogs owner who heared that a friend of a friend who used to work in Trump towers said trump said to a friend who said to a friend of hers, that trump would totally commit crimes if he was president. Watch CNN tonight as we give you the scoop!```
lol
"If Google was honest!"
The verdict is in, the NYT wants COMMUNISM TO COME BACK AGAIN.
Do you see who wrote it? Regina Ip Executive Council in Hong Kong
lol
I mean, it's the NYT, they've been commie for like.... ever
March 3rd 2016
The op-ed was written by a party mouthpiece
Meanwhile Senator Cotton can’t say that violent riots are bad?
Lefty tears always taste the sweetest!
Wait, what is he angry about?
shit happens when reporters don't do research properly and get their asses handed to them
Waaah waaah
honestly what happened?
Sounds like he got his ass handed do him by McEnany and now he's whining about it.
yep
Nice
I always find it amusing when they, day in and day out, criticize and say horrible things about those who they disagree with, and yet when they get exposed for it they throw a temper tantrum.
Aww does little Johnny need his bedtime story?
it's like the reporters have zero memory retention of what was said more than 24hrs ago
☝️ it's kinda amazing
heres the part of the press conference - time stamped all ready for u - https://youtu.be/3UOx5himd58?t=137
well..i think this reporter is suffering from "npc: fail to load"
lol
This reporter is a dummy <:NPC:720120095581405256> <:Idiots:720119404020367390>
he couldn't even remember his own reporting from last yr
I thought that John Roberts was a fair reporter. What changed?
Trump
The man just breaks them
he is the /orange/ juice to their computers
The media is a fucking joke
And yes, the fatality rate for the kung flu is almost exclusive to the elderly, and people with pre-existing health conditions
is that satire? That's literally what's happening
when bb reports the real news, u know msm is fake news
Backpedaling...😆
Lol these people are stupid
well it is college....the daycare service for adults
Can confirm: am in college. It's fun to laugh at my cohort
used to be a place of higher learning and work with physics and stuff...now it's a glorified daycare center for liberal idiot adults
tech schools/trade schools are ur better long term option and u can get out of debt alot quicker...and end up shutting off the utils of the liberal idiots that are in debt for life
I went to tech school and had NO debt
2nd best option is military...they pay ur way thru college or even trade/tech schools
Currently I pay $600-$800/semester for art classes in my college
I just need a degree to say I have a degree
Might start finally taking more skilled classes in agriculture over summer 2021
any class u can take that has an option to make money off of(gender studies isn't one of them)..is a good thing to go into
I'm grateful gender studies isn't required for my major
I would quit and go straight to trade school if that happened
This is why people are losing trust in the media https://twitter.com/yinonw/status/1312822205466591233?s=19
aight get this, theres this moron on youtube who still thinks the illuminati exists, i mean, how paranoid do you have to be to think that a cult has complete control of the world.
cnn flew the commie china flag at 1/2 staff because trump is recovering from covid
Commie News Network
the polls are showing us that Biden is winning by a lot
he's totally going to win guys
orange man bad guys
the polls are so rigged
its so obvious
> the polls are so rigged
@Memologist Ph.D.
How so?
well there are lies, there are damn lies, and then there are statistics
Yeah, and polls aren’t perfect, but they’re the best tool that we have to measure public opinion
They’re not rigged
well if polls like to only interview like minded people
it's bad
Yeah, but they don’t
If you were conducting a poll, would you want it to be inaccurate? If it turned out on Election Day that your poll was completely wrong, it would be a public embarrassment for you. Because of this, most poll companies try to be as accurate as possible.
people also love flash stat numbers. so always take things with a grain of salt
??
What I mean is people love being able to say numbers
I mean, I guess so
But
like the polls are useful
Yeah
but also remember that it's a tiny fraction of a population
I agree, but it’s the best sample we have
weird how many people treat them like the end all
Yeah
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