That was the most fun of all

That’s so great

She had a bonfire and a meltdown about how I must hate her for not wanting to be catholic

THis is just a small sample... out of 164k words...

I first discovered smut and incidentally gay smut when I was in seventh grade, when I went through a manga phase and saw the term “yaoi” and was like “Ouu what’s this?”

I was never the same

dude I went back and saw my first scratch game

There he is. This was the model I used for this incompetent fool

omg

That’s awesome

That’s so amazing

His name was Narcisse Forest.
Razor called him Woody

Early 2000's much

He looks like everyone on MySpace in 2006

if it was today he would be pretending to be edgy by being trans <:KEK:795742276549607456>

This was written back in ... 2009/2010ish?

so yeah lmao

In 2004 I had an arm full of those stupid rubber bracelets all linked together

Yesss

Those were the shit

hey, that's how I discovered smut too! but I was 17

Lmao

In 2004 I was born...

I was like 12

And a striped arm warmer on the other

And matching rubber bands on my braces

All lime green and black

The age for being exposed to stuff keeps going down I swear

It’s crazy

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it's like the internet is bad

oh wait

Lmfao

Idk yall. I was in chatrooms at 11

what's smut?

it is <:KEKWait:780472182387376130>

I saw it EARLY

ermmmmmmmmmmm

stuffs

There weren't kid places online in 1998

i didn't connect on chatrooms until i'm 13-ish

Same lol

I was maybe 11-12 when I found smut

Like, even club penguin wasn't a thing yet

And I was addicted at like 13 <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Same here, I was never active on a public one until 15-16

Here you go... Here are some of my angsty teen lyrics.. lmao

I read so much stuff

that early <:What2:777241822930010132> ?

Thinking back it’s so bad

I’ll what I was doing but it was not good

Yeah

7th grade

It was yaoi actually l

THIS. IS. GOOOOOOD

My family is low tech, I'm not allowed to have a smart phone

So it was illustrated smut <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Club Penguin wasn't a thing when I started in chats. I was on MSN groups

and then GaiaOnline

Didn't stop me from accidentally seeing smut tho

Yahoo chatrooms and aim for me

Good level of cringe? Let me find the lyrics that look like a psychopath

that sounds like a typical breakout song, I dig it

can't blame ya i got addicted to it for some time 😳

Last class y’all

I can do it

I mean if you gotta, animated is more fun

Doesn't screw up real life

I still remember my favorite yaoi series I read like 4 times <:KEK:795742276549607456>

It had catboys

ngl i've a few that i bookmarked

I don't read fan fic for a reason 👀

I’m not proud

I believe in you!

don't. it's a cesspool of bad thoughts lmao

Love Neco?

I'm in period 4 <:Aqua_pout:796462483731644516>

Probably <:KEK:795742276549607456>

It was the one w the black cat who slept in his friends house

it's pretty decent. not as psychopathic as i thought

And the leopard who drugged him 😳

I mean I've been done with school since 2005 and.. I still woke up screaming because I thought I was late for class and in trouble again

There was a Hitler x anne frank x stalin x Trump x Queen Elizabeth x etc fanfic...

I was an angsty teen, but I was drawing cannibals and stuff too so

HANNIBAL 👀

Thats some.. shit yo

Hannibal is my favorite show ngl

rules of the internet: anything & everything can be sexualized

Isn’t that rule 34

I have a gif of dancing covid-chan

Or 36 or sth

If it exists, there's porn of it <:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>

Yeah it's 34

That’s the best part about the internet tho

This... was the preface for my twilight inspired book lmao

Anything you find attractive has something there for you 🥺

That's just... from being trained for 12+ years.

Furries

wtf this is good.

better than bella ngl

Omg that’s so dramatic

What's the best way to take power away from Hitler? pft, put him in some weird love triangle.

It’s awesome lol

love is gonna save him!

I'm telling you, I was looking over it a few months ago after going through my archives of stuff from the years and I'm like bro.... If I seriously wrote this, it is a satire

IT could actually be p good

Yess idk how many things I’ve come across that’s like “hitler x Stalin x Putin x that Chinese guy probably”

I was reading interview with the vampire at 12 🤦🏻‍♀️

And some weird sci fi with cross species stuff 😂

Magical Girl Hitler, love saves the world!

I may have to draw that later

I feel it.

YES.

Dew it

I’d love to see that

You’d make my whole week

I need to find my apple pencil. Time to clean under my desk apparently

Make it pink

It better be in that weird sailor moon chick style

And sparkly

I love sailor moon

I have all 4 series of the og on an external hard drive

sailor moon was my life once upon a time 😳

I've never watched it but my grandma has the vhs tapes

That’s awesome lol

I never watched it

"My name is Sailor Adolf and in the power of Auschwitz, I'm here to punish Jew." ;) <3

I used to play with the vhs cases

Oh my god 🤦🏻‍♀️

No more puns

I know someone who is and always has been all about Sailor Moon. NO SHAME.

So i already missed an assignment in biology 😔

bruh.

It was due yesterday

JUst tell your teacher time is racist.

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And they a white supremacist for enforcing deadlines

No, time is homophobic!

That’s great lol

Sailor moon everywhere

beautiful

I have stickers from dr Squatch <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Gengar and pikachu are on the inside

aww yeah

Nice lol

This is what I have lmao

That’s it

Aside from like 30 apple stickers lol

So an orchard of stickers?

Those stickers came w the soap

Yes

Exactly

I could cover my laptop in apples

I have a notebook made from apples

yee

That’s cool

it smells like apples

Ouu

Does it taste like apples?

nope <:KEK:795742276549607456>

I have a leather bound notebook I use to write down certain info in like moon phases and days of power lol

Don't eat the soap. Just eat cilantro

BOO. Foiled again 😞

Yesss

That’s awesome

Or.... OR. and here's another option

Throw away the cilantro and burn the garbage can it's in

https://www.castellicorporategifts.com/appeel

I like soapy cilantro

So many stickers.

Ok I’m not original but my favorite Pokémon is sylveon lol

gay

I have a leather notebook here somewhere, a glass pen, and a couple of tarot card decks

Pretty much <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Totodile is OP

YES

TOTODILE

My favorite starter

I'm pretty sure I'm gengar in human form

YES.

I’m on the market for a copy of soulsilver bc it’s my favorite game

Espurr is p cute too, of the newer monz

Yess

Starter... oshowatt

BE HYPNOTIZED

Even though I ALWAYS pick fire.

I usually don’t like Pokémon that just look like animals on two feet but espurr is an exception

@w@

imma make that into an emoji

It's because he looks psychotic

Yess

That's part of his charm

<:DSpsyduck:768911129891962920>

They look crazy and it’s awesome

And in XY the show the espurr was so cute and the story was so sad 🥺

Yesss

<:behypnotized:797165863798571039>

I never watched the show. NGL, I'm a bad pokemon trainer. I don't try to just... do a good strong team. I try to just like my pokemon lmao

Lol same

That's how I ended up with a team of ALL dragon types in... one of the games

I don’t do it by strengths, I do it by favorites <:KEK:795742276549607456>

I think it was the sun/moon games... I hated so many pokemon and just collected dragons cause I like dinosaurs

Yesss

We destroyed everything until we got to a fairy gym

I could probably turn that into a png, lol

In x/y i always end up w all dragon types and sylveon

X/y might have been the one I did dragons on lmao

I don't remember

I think x/y has the most dragon types in game

That's right, I never had sun/moon...

Probably.

that's the only way to be tbh. I'll keep my level 100 totodile

X is my favorite bc charizard looks cooler mega evolved in that version lol

cause he's way cuter than Fraligatr

Yesss

idk what we are talking about here, but that thing reminds me of that alien cat thing from madoka majika and that think gave me the creeps

that show gave me some nihilistic vibes

That show was p fun. I didn't watch it longterm but

Lmao

I see we have a gen 3 chat, and <#797147888625909810>

mhm

Yup

I did join a collab comic group and made a magical girl whose weapon was a crowbar

Only an hour left guys

I can do it

Perfect time to listen to Testament

YOU GOT THIS

I’m so done w school lol

I do love biology tho

didn't it just start?

Yes that’s the problem 😭

also that show, there was something about that pointless loop of fighting witches but inevitably becoming one that gave a sense of pointlessness and hopelessness. idk didnt vibe right

also the weird mix media helped with those vibes

Oh those shows I don’t like

I didn't watch it long enough to look for themes in it. ahaha

yeah it seemed okay at first, but then it was just depressing

Yup

I could believe it because it seemed like a different kind of Magical Girl show

I don’t need more depression I need less<:thinking:726878987837636698>

mhm

I mean, there are a lot of magical girl shows so 🤣

There are. Ive seen so many

It’s ridiculous

Yes there are.

Why can’t there be magic boy shows 😭

And I cant remember the names so I end up watching them again and being like nope

Tbh though I prefer things like corpse princess