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I'm sure you'll find readers
nah Idrc, I made the book for pure jokes and fun
the only thing more dangerous than a assault rifle is a woman driving
Nah. Its my husband backing up in a parking lot
lol
๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ that isnt a joke. He needs a spotter
LOL
that sounds like my mother
almost
she's not that bad
but still
Me, I can back a trailer in at 20mph with just my mirrors
sounds like my dad
But I was made to practice. And practice. And practice
he pulled off keeping the huge ass expedition from sliding down the ice, on a steep hill
going like 5mph
Thats impressive
yes it was
When it snows here I start raging
my Mom on the other hand was too scared to stay in the car, she walked all the way down and went far out of the way.
snow is cool and all, but such a hassle to deal with
Because people think they can still go 115 on i45
Instead of slowing down and going the same speed as the truckers
Which.. really seems common sense to me?
In hawaii you won't be going faster than 65.... ๐ฆ I can no longer say "WE HIT 88, WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE DOC!"
Ah yeah. Well we have roads with speed limits up to 85
And they are just suggestion
In texas there was a 95 MPH road we were on
but some peopel had the nerve to go 110
That wouldn't surprise me
like wtf
typical
Of course
nothing compared to Dubai
Dubai road rage is far worse than Dallas
I had a broken speedometer once and had no clue how fast I was going
but off the road everything is all peaceful
it's weird
It said I was going 10 when im sure I was going well over 100
In Dubai, on the freeways/highways, you'd go like 120mph
generally
Nice
Women drivers no survivors
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Idk. Ive been driving for more than 20 years. I trust my driving over most
Not legally of course ๐
I've only had my license for.. 17 of those years lol
I think that's right.
I can drive ok but not 4 wheelers
I always end up with various broken bones
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I havent been on a 4 wheeler since I was like 14
Like the arm i currently have in a sling <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>
A friend of my brother's died flipping one
4 wheeler?
what
Yeah. He was 11 at the time
I mean. He always will be?
like a 4 wheel car?
No you fucking city slicker
A 4 wheeler
No. Like a dirt bike with 4 wheels
But not narrow
Ur not allowed on farmers only
like this?
what in the actual
No. We do have one of those in our yard though
The truck version
can i ride it
I think the kids took the wheels off
what heathens
They are MY kids. I cant imagine what anyone would expect other than heathens
LOL
so u do agree with me
How do u not know what a 4 wheeler is
Are u pulling my mf leg
Yeah. I mean, they are heathens
like a truck?
No it's a 4 wheeler
Idk what else to call it
like an atv?
Yes
oh ok
why didnt u say so
sheesh confusing me
Aka bone breaker 2000s
Because the standard name here is 4 wheeler
And occasionally kid killer
we call it an a tv
all terrain vehicle
ATVs are fun af
@Mcgoober u shouldve say atv
lul
No
It's a 4 wheeler
Same thing
ATV
and they're fun af
we need a voice of reason
nah
@SkinnyMofo they still sell kids meals at bk?
naw
they still do that at BK?
u just ask them
for one
BK is gross
all fast food is gross
they give it away free
either
good for the movement
Bk is one of the few places I can eat because they dont add things like flour to their seasoning
but
their bread
mom buy me fast food
Or milk to their fries ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ thanks mcdonalds
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is flour
I cant eat the bread
are u siliac?
i havnet had bk is oof
But I have have a whopper without the bread
3 yearS?
Nope. Allergic to wheat milk and eggs
Its a joy.
ouch
Finding fast food that won't kill me has been fun
I can't live without my bread and carbs
they have good crowns tho
thats why i got one
That's okay, Fast Food sucks anyways
in a years time
tried to yawn
the bk crown will be added to the adl
IT HURT LIKE HELL
mah jaw
Besides, a whopper without the bread is just like a beef salad
Its fine. I do miss the bread though lol
@dimidarn u have celiac?
No. Gluten is fine. As long as it isn't from wheat
I however did have my scalp blister the last time I used a keratin shampoo, because they use wheat for that
So that was fun
my friend gets bloated everytime she eats gluten
Uhm...
but wheat
is gluten
No. Theres glutinous rice
I would poke fun at her by asking when the baby shower
And there's gluten in barley
And gluten in rye
what kind of rice has gluten?
I know rye and barely had gluten but like
rice by nature isnt glutenious
Glutinous rice ๐
glutinous rice?
c'mon
sushi rice
gotta be a joke
Its literally sold as either lol
sushi rice is glutenious
which one Calrose?
or the other sushi rice
usually any
They are glutinous rice..es?
they need to stick went
well
I just eat Jasmine Rice it's better
there are
I have like.. 8 kinds of rice rn
nice
uh oh we're talking about food again
that didn't end so well last time
yes Hairry Legs
I really need to eat the red and black rice before they go rancid
It ended hiliariously last time
Yes
Yes it did
They have oils in them that white rice doesn't have
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ye I'd do that
Do not drink root beer with a double bacon cheeseburger
why
Why not
It does not settle well
@dimidarn I'm dumb
Tf you talkin bout?
Hmm?
I missed risotto rice
I had a double bacon cheeseburger at BJ's restuarant with their HOMEMADE Root Beer
and I had 3 of those glasses
yumyum
felt good
Arborrio?
yeah
that's glutenious
I prolly spelled it wrong
Yeah it is. Ita also really nice
I think I have like 4lbs of that
arborio
I dunno but this root beer did not go with the burger
And 25 of calrose
also boiled rice has gluten
Calrose is good
but they dont tell u that
Root Beer is my favorite soda
kek
yes
And like 200lbs of long grain white and another 50 of jasmine. May have too much rice
anyways night
Root Beer > Pepsi Wild Cherry > Dr Pepper > eVERYTHing else
Thats not even getting into the weird stuff
Jasmine rice is amazing
but yeah tht's alot of rice
You know what I'd do?
Make a ton of rice up
I don't anything aside from brown and white rice
and feed the homeless
i'm not very cultured
I'm worried about food shortages.
I have kids to feed
Are there food shortages?
Not yet.
With 200lbs of rice?
I mean okay
No, thats why I'm not especially worried
But the food i have will last about 2 months with me rationing and everyone else eating their regular calories. Which won't do much if systems shut down
We actually just ran out of our 25lb bag of rice, which is weird, cause we eat alot of rice
rice is boring
gotta get more from COSTCO
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOOL
If its just me, I eat 5lbs of rice a week
hey fam-squad. i have a question. is there such thing as "over-positivity"?
When everyone else is eating it... its 4x that much
I eat hydrochloric acid mixed with a side of uranium get on my level pleb
sounds like me. People say you can get constipated from eating too much rice, but my dinner consists of 1.5 Cups of Rice...
and I've never had that prolbem
damn
that sounds
S P I C Y
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Yes
Yeah its never bothered me
its impossible for me to get sick of rice
I dont really have many other options
And potatoes did get boring
Potatoes are goooood
I like em air fryed and salted
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