No, the Chinese can be safely dismissed until they get a Navy

We're an island, with the largest naval force in the world by several orders of magnitude.

By ourselves the US Navy operates more supercarriers than the entirety of Europe combined.

say what you will about cali but they have a lot of military bases

It's another Japan vs US scenario, 70 years later because the Chinks think they'll be able to do it right this time

It's like Russia being invaded in winter

tfw nobody will ever invade my state

feels bad man

And I didn't even count all the inland bases that can launch USAF aircraft in to international waters

Your average fighter has the range to go a couple hundred miles off the coast

tfw I want some nation to invade my state just to see them try and survive

And the USN or USAF by themselves have more aircraft than the entirety of China combined, let alone the both of them together.

Ironically, the US can zerg China better than China can zerg the US

followed shortly by the rest of the american armed forces

god I love the military industrial complex sometimes

Oh yeah, USMC and Army have their own aircraft

And that's the thing about this

China's troops are irrelevant until they touch US soil

*touch us soil* dear god stop you are going to give me an erection

They need the naval and air power to get them across the Pacific, and unless they fully gear for war RIGHT NOW, they never will

maybe we should let them come over tbh

Even with the US military branches at the lowest counts they've been since WWI we still beat the Chinese

I want to wage a red dawn in florida

Overall US military dominance isn't a jingoistic meme, it's a manifestly observable fact.

Yeah I'm not disputing that.

tfw military too scary and nobody wants to invade us 😦

I'm just saying U.S and other military forces overconfidence has hurt us/them traditionally.

Like I said, I agreed with almost everything you wrote.

People want to invade the U.S but it isn't realistic, except Florida, nobody wants to fight in Florida

god fears florida

Florida Man scares everyone

invading florida is impossible

It's a swamp full of methed-up rednecks.

with guns

Might as well be fucking mars

lots and lots of guns

And squirrels

Florida is quite possibly the worst environment to invade on Earth.

Unironically

see what people fail to understand is this: our infrastructure along state borders is not to keep people out. It is to keep us in

I think most people are fine with that plan

mother nature sends us hurricanes and they are not strong enough to kill us

what does it say about invading a place mother nature has said "fuck this hell hole"

Florida is actually where God puts people before He sends them to Hell

Florida is the dirty, unwashed dong of America.

imagine weaponized florida man

Although if Hell has Gators, or even flaming Gators it'll be a hell of a ride

we can rape them all the same

Gurka-esque Florida Man special forces

I was thinking swamp cong

Movement in swamps, Island walk

Florida is wet Afganistan

and since we hate everyone we won't have collaborators

florida is hell

the land is weaponized, the people are hate filled, god has condemned it

Alexander the great could not take Florida

I don't think Alexander would want Florida

he could try

but the minute you tell floridians that tourists are coming all hell will break loose

we fucking hate snow birds and tourists

But what if the Tourist wants to make your state it's own nation and enslave those who resist

Of course the leader would have to swear fealty to Alexander but I'm imagining a Caesars Legion but with methed out Florida Men

Which is actually scarier

so we would be left alone, no more tourists, and no snow birds?

go on....

Florida's Legion

Jesus christ

Ave Miami

I have given you too many ideas already, I'm imagining you in 10 years in a Stink Ape toga sitting on a throne of bones controlling legions for an invasion of Georgia or Alabama

I fucking hate alabama niggers

georgia is on think fucking ice

Caesar has spoken

but first we invade Mississippi

*I want to believe*

I heard it in the FNV Caesar voice

"But first we invade Mississippi."

first we retake mobile and then we must to the mississipi river

FOR THAT LAND IS RIGHTFUL FLORIDA CLAY

Ave, True to Caesar

AVE NEX ALEA

>Florida clay

My fucking sides

The worst part is this level of autism could spread on 4chan and become permanent

No, it *must* become permanent

*that implies it already isn't*

It should be

The state of bongistan

fuckin wow

Every day I think "This is the most terrible that Bongistan can be" and I keep being wrong.

You gotta tag @Carol in that kinda stuff

" it can't get any worse" is an invitation

It's an invitation to watch the flaming 12 car pileup get hit by a semi full of used fry oil.

You want it to stop, but at the same time, now you're wondering just what will happen next.

@Innaswamp I wouldn’t mind being a citizen of Florida. Just take the whole coast line for border’s sakes.

UNLIMITRD PWERRR

nice eye

RBG's 2019 official portrait

David is a bad person

But he did not deserve to burn alive

Those people did not deserve to burn alive

What’s it supposed to be referencing

Waco you fucking moron

Do we have the wording of the bill?

"Gib guns" - Feinstein

>President Trump served food from fast food chains McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King, as well as Domino's pizza, to the national champion Clemson University Tigers during the football team's visit to the White House.

>Trump paid for the food himself, the White House said in a statement, noting he wanted to cater an event with "everyone’s favorite fast foods."

>“The President wanted to host a fun event to celebrate the College Football National Champion Clemson Tigers. Because the Democrats refuse to negotiate on border security, much of the residence staff at the White House is furloughed – so the President is personally paying for the event to be catered with some of everyone’s favorite fast foods,” the statement said.

Wew

Lol. I aint gonna bitch

I remember working my ass off back in HS

Free fastfood while at training camp?

Fucking A

"Ah, superintendent Chalmers! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."

I feel like i heard somewhere that the qb wanted/requested fast food

Can't find any source for it other than my ass, though

Press S to spit

S

S

S for Spooky Skeleton gang.

Holy shit Theresa May survived the no confidence vote

I'm honestly surprised.

Yeah, DUP fucks it again

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/kenya-british-sas-trooper-stormed-to-the-rescue-in-nairobi-hotel-attack-6jnnxjjd3

this nigga yeeted on al-shabab

<:bongocat:535226048837845024>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn_rzIcSi-0

fucking savage

The absolute fucking madman

All this makes me feel all safe and snuggly

Jesus christ

You can't sell a cutlery set to someone under 18

It's like how China ended up with chopsticks, the overbearing royals banned everything and the people were left to eat with sticks.

>China chopstick AI

@Punished Ggnome ur gay

>Shoots chopsticks out of a anti-aircraft gun

>yeet

China number one

Farsalor wtf kind of idea is that

Titanium chopsticks

That's technically flechette rounds

I just took how Rofl was talking about chopsticks and tied it to the previous AI conversation

>Literally violating the UN agreements and the NAP

That's kinda gay tbh

>by being gooks

China violated the NAP, why can't we nuke em

They turned the east nam sea into the fucking south china sea

Somebody post that copypasta from the shills on /k/ that starts with "Hmm. Impressive"

That's a nap violation

Jews also violate the NAP

from birth

We're *allowed* to be anti-semetic

@FireRising @RoflTank

Haha pp get snip

@Punished Ggnome

they took it from me

The jew took our foreskin. I say we take their life.
<:akkogun:365526857120088065>


In minecraft.

The Jews will never take my foreskin

I did not consent

Same

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/15/huawei-ceo-we-would-refuse-a-chinese-government-request-for-user-data.html?recirc=taboolainternal

Bullshit for 500 trebek

I trust my recruiter more than I trust that statement

^

I trust a jew more than that

It’s just an obvious lie lmao

You’d be a fool to trust it and they know it

They’re saying it to save face

Nice wall of text

https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/ah6zdp/official_politics_thread_18_january_2018/

>leddit

Serv is a redditor. It all makes sense now.

Where do you think he gets his shit porn?

Using reddit for serious things, lmao

Game boards and stuff like HFY are the only things Reddit is good for

Don't be a faggot, each sub is different. Judge subs, not the site

It's like being mad at .net instead of .com

Spoken like a redditor

reddit is meant for circlejerking

creating semi-isolated communities where only like minded people can communicate

saying something others don't like will result in a negative score of magical internet points at least, and may result in being witchhunted and/or shadowbanned

therefore no constructive discussion can be made, it is just approving eachother or being violently disapproving an outsider

r/politics is just hating trump for karma, r/gaming is just farming karma by doing something trendy etc etc

these are the big subs but it can be applied to 99% of them

also not to mention how bad the site's architecture is

Everyone hates on /r conspiracy iirc

everyone just acts like a tumblr "not like the other girls" thot or is pretending to be intelligent on r/occult

circklejerking "muh peaceful paganism" on r/paganism (i hate such faggots despite my respect for real pagans)

recommending meth and a few other related drugs for pretty much any issue on r/drugs

saying how psychedelics changed one's life even though they just found a bland acid trip a bit too interesting and blaming nbomes if it's a bad trip on r/psychonaut

etc

i guess memes and casual discussion can be okay but then karma farming remains as a problem which is something inherent to the site

yeti did nothing wrong

Reddit is shit now that all the good subs got banned.

I disagree with his thing on team wendy

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2019/01/04/far-cry-5-ignores-both-montanas-real-history-of-fascism-and-its-victims/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rockpapershotgun%2Fsteam+%28Rock%2C+Paper%2C+Shotgun%3A+Steam+RSS%29

What a fuckin garbage fire

Didn't know if this was vidya or politics but god damn it's commies being faggots

So?

Literally everyone's had a fascist party at some point

The leafs had one

Bongs had one

France had one

The us had one

Even Germany and Italy had them

:^)

It's an oddly blatant reminder that commies are in fact allowed to operate with institutional and social consent and approval

This is wrong

It needs to change, soon

Very soon

Purge the commies

<:CANTKEEPGETTINGAWAYWITHIT:267208554493116416>

Tip of the day

Don’t tell me what to do

he's not telling you what to do, he is telling you which actions can lead you to Valhöll

https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/tables/table-43

HMM

man niggers are really going up

They’re getting bolder and dumber

13 black do 50 crime

52 crime

After 30 days of not showing up for work the gov't can start firing people

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna960816

Make sure to say the N word extra loud today

What word, noborders?

<:buddy:257671480354144258>

Shoot the commie sympathizers

Aiding a foreign invader

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/22/supreme-court-will-hear-gun-rights-case-on-transporting-handguns.html?__source=twitter%7Cmain

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/politics/political-pulse/os-ne-anna-eskamani-assault-weapon-facebook-post-20190122-story,amp.html sometimes I like the people in my state

I like how news articles don't have comment sections anymore so no one calls them out on their shit

This is Florida fam

We would be so damn toxic up in that bitch

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50416232_329003381048188_5977098848160448512_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=27d4ff611387ea963366b8022b789ca4&oe=5CBE3E73

https://twitter.com/Uncle_Jimbo/status/1087873805312241669?s=19

<:oof:483708998399557642>

oof