IT'S ALREADY A PATCH

Gonna do a sticker too

i mean the big lewd I did

not the bikini one

It was originally gonna be a lewd that I did as a courtesy to all muh followers

But I might try and patch/sticker it, I've had an idea or two.

oooh

noice

should do, every order on your next drop gets to have the *fully lewd version*

on the first night though

cause people are probs gunna share it

*Owo*

And cut the watermark

Oh yeah totally

Just nuke the watermark from existence

^

rip

Who needs em anyway :3c

Fruit

troll them and japan censor it

But yeah the hope was that I'd have snake doing my orders for the next drop

with *black bars*

Cause it's preddy big

Just go 00s Japan and use pixels

AY FUCC BLACK BARS

@BSApricot peep dm's

Gonna pitch an idea

*lobster patch when*

I could do like 50

Of froot's lobster

God we could have erika be a lobster wrangler

OH NO

ERIKA COMICS

WHERE SHE AMASSES AN ARMY

OF LOBSTERS

AND BECOMES LEADER OF THE CLAWED REICH

shes coming for your giblets

Real shit I like that

The crustacean queen

I imagine her standing on a sea of shelly bois

With fruit as a sex slave

no

Yes

stop that

Fuck I have lobster memes somewhere

No enslaving froot

but imagine the possiblities

Froot as lobster harem queen

Free range froot only

I wanna see a neet lookin ass froot just like laying down riding on a swarm of lobsters

lo🅱ster queen

I make 🅱eans for a living

🅱Sfroot

More like 🅱️S***gay***

*dab*

🅱 slo🅱 ster

🅱️SLobster

that is my name now

🅱S🅱lum

Ill be my alternative self and become 🅱SPeach

Nice

ok lobter

just put on the crown froot

🅱️sette

@Sadmin

Also

@BSApricot with the peach crown^

cute

frut don’t need a crown she already a princess

a smelly one

stinky rotten fruit

if @Sadmin doesn't wake up I'm putting dicks on everything

No fugu

DICKS

ON

*EVERYTHING*

Oh

I need to draw more often hmm

@FUGUBARAKUN yes

Dicks on fruta

Futanari Apricot

A Fruta

no.

@BSApricot FRUTANARI PATCH WHEN

But why does he dislike it when I make futa stuff

you are uglier than fruit

If that's yours it's a good draw

reminder of best patch

*worst

shut the fuck up

I’m right

*wrong

**right

***fucking wrong

RPK IS A GOOD GIRL FUG U

Ok cuck

ok boomer bitch

Yote

Good nice

Nice

First time he has liked something out of the gate

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Sadmin stop being a jew don't do the patch

@Sadmin I'm gonna finish the USS Cuckfish patch

HOT

I was just thinking about that one yesterday

Uss liberty patch when

I'm fucking freezing

Having trouble keeping working because my hands are ice cubes

@BattleJesus I'm doing a haunebu door gunner currently.

Sad!

Sad!

The design is nice af

*do galil is trash patch*

Lel

A trashcan with galils hair

@Sadmin

Goddamn it's been too long

Kept missing invites for this discord then find Sadmin's been dropping hot lewds here instead of on the patch discord

The patch discord is dead, the account in the pk patch discord is dead, I can't even get back in.

Kek

Jebas they even nuked the "sadmin 2" backup?

Rude

Eyup.

Ah well

Legitimately fucking eager for the deadeye patch

Mind you I said that about Going Commando and then missed the fucking drop

This drop might be a little while, I've got a huge backlog of orders to fill.

Hey man no worries gives my wallet time to think it's safe again

(it's never safe holy shit)

@Sadmin do you still post in the /k/ patch threads?

There are posts about him there

Occasionally. I generally won't post if I don't need to, whenever I pop up there's always a few anons that start foaming at the mouth the second they see my trip. @CreepFinder

Yeah, I've seen that a bit in the past but never really read into it.

Beware sadmin is das jew<:Jude:483456134158483477>

I know a lot of people who have been banned from this server go there to try and start shit. Same with people from my assorted fb groups.

And me

Quit starting shit.

I just call you a jew

You deserve it

You have more money than me therefore you are a jew

I'm CrimsonCaravanMerchant in the patch threads, so I'm aware of the controversy but I don't care about patch drama so I just gloss over it.

@CreepFinder Curious, you wouldn't happen to have played on an old autism blocks server in the /k/ country a few years back, would you?

Oh shit my nigga I've been look for you

You got any of them plushies left my dude

Ah, Crimson. Sweet dude, always neat to see another merchant pop in here from time to time.

@Sadmin wait, were you part of the /k/ountry on Civcraft? (Minecraft)

Yee

Was there day one.

Name on there was Rasquito or some shit.

Crimson are you gonna get any restocks soon?

I've got extra money to spend

BOI FUCK OFF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MINECRAFT

Ha, I think I was under CreepFinder. Those were good times. Then that one group moved in on our territory and we went to war.

Ah yeah, the Mir guys?

I knew I recognized your name from somewhere.

@Innaswamp yeah, PSYOPs will be back in stock next month

God fucking bless

I ran the underground fortress that was waaaaay outside of town. Built the gold and ice farm on top of the same mountain.

Built the newfag housing, ran the vine farm too.

Yeah, fuck those Mir guys. They were friends with the server admin. We pearl'd (captured) their leader then the server admin reset the server back 10 minutes.

No shit? That fucking blows.

Yeah, they griefed our forest/park. Burnt it up with lava and then spiked it with a bunch of enchanted obsidian.

I went on vacation for a month around then, came back and they'd torn down my house. Week later the remaining /k/ guys had blown nearly everything up inside the walls, burned anything worth jack shit.

@Innaswamp I've sold out of that patch at least 3 times already lol

Any chance of a war boy patch?

There's a couple other kompound guys that I've met through the page. Mustang and one other.

@Sadmin oh yeah, /Pol/ynesia turned against us. Those assholes sided with Mir against /k/ in the war. So we said fuck it and burnt down the /k/ompund. Scorched earth, leave nothing for the enemy. It was a bitter sweet day.

Was a damn shame coming back to that not knowing what had happened.

Even in a game filled with autism /pol/ finds a way to be the most autistic fucks

I found the old /k/ mumble and joined to see what was up, spongey instabanned me for being a "gay nigger kike fag cunt"

@Innaswamp i have 4 mad Max patches, but 2 are out of stock. Gotta get more of the war boy skull and witness me tab.

I'll buy both for slightly above market

What's a few more bucks on top of 100

@Sadmin well that sucks. I forgot about Spongey. Magnitude was a cool guy. He did k meetups in OR and WA.

He seemed chill, shame I couldn't get back into the fold.

God, knealz though.

The reeing

And the one guy with the bird

Fuck man, I'm getting all nostalgic now.

You're age is showing you old fuck

Fuck you I'm only 22

Haha, was knealz the one with the Scottish accent?

Maaaaaybe (?)

I thought he sounded pretty american.

Annoying, but american.

One guy had a Scottish accent. I forget who.

I remember people spamming text to speech "knealz knealz knealz knealz knealz" repeatedly lol

And there was that one guy from Ukraine that only talked via text to speech.

Ah, and the president that never bothered to get a mic?

AND THE ONE GUY WHO HAD EVERYONE ORBITING

He larped as a girl for like three months before coming out as a dude and getting banished

Ah man and spongey was into him too, the poor bastard.

Absolute sperg

Lol yeah

I mean it's minecraft.

This kind of stuff happens a fair amount.

I miss those days lol. The autism, the arguments, the group mining projects while streaming movies together lol

"WE NEED A MINING PARTY FOR THE TRENCH"

Every damn day lmao

Then forcing newfags to dig

Od that was a blast

At one point we watched a guy play a speedrun of "Until Dawn" while mining the trench. The enemies turned out to be Wendigos which were basically Skinwalkers. It was great lol.

"ah! Spooby Skinwalkers!"- Magnitude every 10 seconds

Lol

Oh fuuuuuuck that game. I remember that shit

I do *not* fuck with horror games like that

No fucking sir.

Sadmin stop being a bitch and rape the skinnies

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH SPOOPY SHIT FOR ONE LIFE

RAPE THE SKINNIES

"spoony chair! Spoony table!" -also Magnitude

Lol

God those were better times.

Right after my fiancee died, did wonders keeping my mind off of it.

Yes they were. Oh wow lol. We had some teenager kid join us after got kicked out of the Communist group for blowing up their statue of Lenin with TNT.

Lmao

@Sadmin sorry to hear about the Fiance man.

It was a while ago, I'm better now.

I mean I say I'm better but I'm stressed as fuck with all these orders

Hol up

Patch money cures wounds.

>oldest order is 7 days old

I have literally no life outside of doing orders

That's what having a Facebook page with like 15,000 followers does to you.

Heh

Heheh

My mans

15?

Nigga...

I'm creeping up on 70

Plus nearly 10 for patches alone

2300 in the pk group

Oh damn, congrats.

It's insane.

Thanks fam.

I'm assuming that helps a lot with sales.

Ehhhhh

Too many poorfag?

It's mostly the pk group that gets sales. Pages get their reach artificially throttled like crazy these days.

That's rough. Damn FB wanting you to pay for ads.

I never really built up a user base for my patches. Mostly just post on the k threads.

"Hey, wanna pay $30 to reach 2500 people"
Haha no

The threads are great for people just starting up but you have to leave them one day if you want to grow.