u wot m8? it's like he doesn't get that you can't actually choose deployments, and even if you volunteer for one it's not gauranteed that you're going to get it. what a fucking obnoxious retard

And as far as I know, the good colonel hasn't been agitating for any wars lately, so the "hawk" accusation hardly applies

I bet he's just some fuck trying to get a little bit of e-fame

I asked him what unit he served with. He's been pretty quiet

I'd hate to think it's a case of stolen valor, but it happens.

I wouldn't be surprised, his profile is blank

lol

What unit who served with?

some noname dipshit on twitter

Are they the one hawking or anti-hawking?

anti-hawking, I think. the user we're talking about is the Mr. Rando that @Dinosorcerer linked in his comments earlier

Kurt Schlichter follows me now. Hope he enjoys disgusting weeb shit on the timeline

lol

Who is Kurt Schlichter?

Col. USMC ret. Writes articles for Townhall

https://twitter.com/Kekistani_FM/status/945883875510706176

lol

https://twitter.com/UltraHotTakes/status/945917731274027008

https://twitter.com/ii_constantine/status/946413187372642304

https://twitter.com/StacyLGage/status/946577886961528832

Give an inch, they take a mile https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedLGBT/status/942864801230999553

Styx is out https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/946597797536641024

I thought he had already pulled out

I was wrong apparently

wierd, I could have sworn I heard it from other people too

I thought he said it on that steam a couple weeks back

Might've been an "I'm thinking about" or a "I've heard this about it"

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/946872917521989632 Thoughts? I think he was making fun of those who spread lies and misinformation.

Boogie is a massive fucking cuck

fuck that worthless piece of trash

"oh yeah dude, let me just take life advice from an obese cuck whose marriage is falling apart and had to get surgery to lose hundreds of pounds of fat"

oh fuck woops

I think he might actually be referencing the picture

Lol

Fuck it dude. I stand by my original opinion

...okay?

I'm waiting for more scenarios in Warframe to populate

figured I'd spend this time shitposting

https://twitter.com/TheBillyWest/status/946856804884946944 How about this? Smug or actually funny?

the video? let me check

It's one of the more comical criticisms of Trump I've seen

oh fuck I thought you just linked the video lol

I saw futurama and got excited for a moment

if it was the other way around, then Hillary Clinton would be Mom.

That would be hilarious

is this supposed to be an argument against removing the paris accord?

probably

It is not possible for me to describe the depths of my hatred for these people

WHY DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT THE PARIS ACCORD IS POINTLESS? TONS OF COMPANIES DECIDED TO FOLLOW IT EVEN AFTER THE US GOV PULLED OUT

[autistic screeching]

I can actually do a good Zapp Brannigan impression

Zapp Brannigan is fucking awesome

Everybody says that he's supposed to be satire, But I say NAY! He is a role model

I read somewhere that he's based off of Shatner's character from Star Trek (I know nothing about Star Trek)

well, it is kind of obvious that it's a parody of that

one time Billy West said "I based his voice off of those big dumb radio DJs from the 1950s" but I think he was supposed to sound like Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons.
Supposedly Phil Hartman was intended to voice him but he died in 1996

I really do love TOS

he even looks like Lionel Hutz as well but his hair/skin are the opposite colors

He looks like the archetypal Federation captain that their citizens would see in a propoganda video

yeah, especially the way he stands with his legs outwards

Star trek was a lot of fun, even though it is unrealistic

I've never been into it, my dad however loves it

There is no way a democratic countrie could colonize any other planet

you need to watch it

it's all so great

it has a more left-wing politics vibe, but it mostly doesn't seem like it's trying to push it on it's audience

also don't watch the newest one, watch the Orville instead. it's basically TNG.

but goofier

and not as good

Orville was basically Seth MacFarlane's dream, to reboot Star Trek

but it's still goot

I need to watch the last few episodes

I remember really enjoying the ones that I've seen

if I could make the TV show of my dreams it would be a MadTV reboot but better

I've always liked it better than SNL

damn dude, madtv

that shit really brings back memories

yeah, I like mad tv more than snl

speaking of star trek

https://twitter.com/ZionistZero/status/946862330499026945

I discovered it in 2008 when my sister showed me some Miss Swan sketches as well as the Pizza Hut one and the Bon Qui Qui one

HE LOOKA LIKE A MAN

that guy on the left

it's whil weaton

If he wasn't standing at that angle I'd just assume he's going "hot damn"

but it looks like something else

from star trek

oh

the guy who wants to "rid Tweeter of the Nazis" or some shit?

he played wesley crusher from The Next Generation

yes

He has a growing list of people he's blocked

yes

I just thought he was some guy who was really into comics

he is a mega cuck

at least that's the vibe I picked up when I first heard of him (which was that one Big Bang Theory episode where he plays some sort of card game against Sheldon)

I used to watch that show with my dad, that's how I've seen a lot of episodes

at least Malcom Reynolds is there to make sure his degenerate seed doesn't spread

oh

oh god