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now that's my kind of anime plot
๐ฅ ๐ฅ
will never retake Constantinople
real sad nigger hours
I know it's good shitpost material when my normie wife thinks it's funny
Wtf lmao
T H O T - patrol level = Buddha
Buddah be praised.
Can't be swayed by THOTs if you're celibate!
Not always https://youtu.be/cL3QcjPa6ts?t=45m52s
Chinese thots GTFO
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIICK
More like Rick's Pickle, amirite?!
lol
what i find funniest is that this is the same guy that said 1/3 of the US are nazis
Patton Oswald is a prophet, apparently.
would not doubt it
damn, these people can't even treat co-workers with respect, and the left holds them up like heroes. lol
Hey guys. Who wants to talk about craft beer?
Imaginr naming a child Leshaun and following rules your wife made for you.
You'd be on trial if this was Scotland
That's almost mel brooks level there.
Fuck tide pods
Gotta go the whole 9 yards
Fucking three flavours instead of 2
don't fucking taaaaaaaaaaaaag meeeeeee
Whyyyyyyyyyy??
Because it's fucking annoying and makes you look like a swollen dick
I hate it immensely
No need to call me a swollen dick. Just say you hate it.
To begin preheat your oven to 1488 degrees
He looks so intense but adorable at the same time.
le 56% nazi gf, lolol
Lol
Nazis: At least they don't hoverhand.
For the weebs
do you guys turn into siege fags on the weekend? lol
Sup dog i heard you like waifus. So I put waifus on your waifu so you can fuck waifus while you fuck your waifu.
I can't stop
I'm not familiar with the term seige fag.
fuck all this nazi-tier nonsense, Uncle Ted is the hero the world deserves
I'll post different stuff now. Lol
For the secret riceburners in the discord: perfect girls don't ex...
OK, but her bangs are all fucked up.
Trap probability is fairly high.
If not, she at the very least has the fashion sense of one.
She's a bad girl. Lol
is not a trap, can confirm as I have a 100% accurate trapdar. Can't comment on bangs
That picture says she'll spank you if her rice isn't cooked perfectly. Lol
he had dreams too...
He looks like he's going to get recruited to play baseball. He has that baseball player face.
recruited to save America, amirite? ๐
5/7
Stalin 2.0
i did not hit her, It's not true, It's bull shit, I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi Mark.
So how's your sex life?
Non existent
I would laugh but same.
Yes
I've never seen lines from "The Room" get everyone so depressed. Sorry!
Should be
Your Tearing me apart Lisa.
I'm fed up with this world.
@nuPlissken watch this
I can't remember the lines but her mom having breast cancer and being non chalant about it is my favorite.
It's so bad but good
Has anyone seen the movie about it or is it still not out?
It's out
Came out in December
I'm interested but I'm more excited to watch The shape of water with the lady who fucks the fish man.
What?!
You don't know what movie I'm talking about?
I actually use the flower shop scene for customer service training.
Seriously?
Nice
An example of superb customer service, "Here you go, keep the change", "You're my best customer".
"Hi doggy."
Lel
Grooming gangs. DISGUSTING
stunning and brave
So much mental illness running rampant.
Gronald Drumpf BTFO
I like that it's in THOT-script
It looks like she wrote it.
Probably did
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double ๐ค
le 56% detected
Oh my god.
Lol
a lot of cancer is going to come out of the Golden Globes tonite, can't wait to see what Trump sez
just wait for the oscars
It's also the Fake News award tonight
I wonder if there is going to be a moment in the oscars not talking about trump
They know ratings are down, they might tone it down.
Sean Spicier is the funniest thing f to come out of last yeat
best part is
its not even his account
Well yeah
No way, if you send enough Patron bucks, you might get nudes!
I've noticed this. This is why the quesion for any woman or guy with a gf/wife on stream should be "Why aren't you/she pregnant."
Let's face it though. Would you want to be married to any of us?
This is why chemical weapons exist
Aren't they 22?
That's four years older than the minimum age for having your first kid as far as I am concerned ๐
Lol I don't understand the hate on them.
Neither do I, I'm not the biggest fan but people do sperg out over them.
People get upset with them because they never practice what they preach
People are always going to sperk pretty girls. They represent hope for the future regardless of political affiliation. Esp for sperg lords.
Hypocrisy doesn't necessarily make you wrong
And how do you know they don't? You follow their love life?
Oh
Actual no kidding meme shared by the DNC on Twitter. It's so awful, I love it
The left can't meme
Wtf I love the DNC now
Non Spanish speakers might not understand but it needs to be on here.
Quien demonios es cucu?
No sabes?! No puedo contigo
ะะต ะฟะพะฝะธะผะฐั ะฟะพ ะธัะฟะฐะฝัะบะธะน
What a gopnik
Gopnik?
Le digo a Constantine.
Oh ok.
Choshi wa do?
@Valet the Clown no te metas con mi cucu es de una cancion.
Nani?
omae wa mou shindeiru
@Valet the Clown vives en una cueva o que?
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Watashi wa nihonjinde wa arimasen. Chลdo sono saigo no bun, soshite kore o setsumei suru mono.
Allahu Akbar
My fav Hawaiian restaurant. The Aloah Snackbar
No empecemos a hablar de "meter" cosas aun. @@Whiskey-Vargas
@Valet the Clown vas a empezar..
The only thing I got was "Watashi" @Grumplebee
It's "I don't actually speak Japanese. Just that last sentence, and this one explaining it."
A meter mi mano en el jarrรณn de galletas de la cocina? Si @Whiskey-Vargas
Oh k? @Grumplebee
@Valet the Clown I can't even tell if you're serious or joking anymore.
My love for you is no joke @Whiskey-Vargas
My biggest troll. โค
๐น
For you, my Killer Queen
Mejor ve voy.
*me
LMAO!
You're embarrassing me honestly.
Love is embarrassing, but not as much as being wrong.
That makes no sense
That is what people will say, after they hear you speak about what we will do tonight.
Apparently he was never a teenager.
He is a teenager. Lol
Condolences
His screws are a little too tight. Lol
*Restrains self from administering unsolicited "sage" advice*
The boy's back up balls to brains
*backed up
Crazy kid.
He's been trolling me like this for months.
Darling, why are you giving ammo? "His screws are a little too (((tight)))"
Well, he's got good taste, at least.
He doesn't have anyone else to pick on. Lol
Tbf the people who I used to pick on, kicked me out of their discord.
Cause you troll for months.
Lol I wasn't even that active, I just made fun of their e-celeb.
I'm just gonna go with "pick on someone your own size!".
I can't carry you to our new house if you are as big as me.
Get a room
Soon
I'm not a cradle robber
For now.
เธญเธฐเนเธฃเธงเธฐ
ummm... I was told this would be an English discord?
I was told this would be an English country.
Diversity is our strength
I thought this was America.
maybe not America but definitely not the Tower of Babel. I think speaking Latin would be okay.
We know de way now.
@nuPlissken you made it worse with the squiggly line writing
hey, hey, Thai could become an international language. The prime minister said so, lol
It's gonna happen folks https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/prayuth-thai-will-become-world-language/
His coconuts are broken. Lol
Laotians, Cambodians, and I think the Burmese know some Thai because of the spicy soaps and satellite TV. World power soon.
I really love boba and Thai tea though.
I think the boba teas come from Taiwan, but it's big here too
If spicy soaps is the path to world power then, Mexico shall dominate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQNOYcQ18I
Thai soaps always involve a sassy maid, a meddlesome mother-in-law, and some bad boy with multiple partners. I think the Mexican soaps might be similar?
From what little I've seen all those things are present.
Lol! Very similar. Are you a fan of boba too btw?
kind of "high status" around these parts, but I like a boba once in a while if it's on the table
How is boba high status there?
most stuff from the "fancy" asian countries like Japan, Korea, Taiwan, Singapore is considered trendy and high status
Lol I see some Asians are excluded there. What about Vietnamese pho?
pho? gross it's not spicy
I eat it when I'm sick. Really helps!
I do that with egg flower soup. Which is double good because it is easy to make at home.
they eat something called Jok here. it's like rice oatmeal: tasty and healthy.
Your spice tolerance must be off the charts then?
Wypepo can't handle spice
yup, better import all 65mil Thais to bring that spicy ethnic cuisine, lol
Please don't. Lol I haven't caught up on 90 day fiance to see more Thai thotery.
that show is suprisingly accurate on thailand
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