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2018-01-25 06:18:17 UTC

I'm talking about BEFORE uni.

2018-01-25 06:18:24 UTC

Ahh

2018-01-25 06:18:51 UTC

Yeah dude public school in the states is trash lol

2018-01-25 06:19:04 UTC

I didn't do anything and graduated high school with honors

2018-01-25 06:21:58 UTC

@Seatoast agreed I ditched a lot and barely tried and still graduated

2018-01-25 06:22:32 UTC

The amount of effort needed is so minimal it's almost comical

2018-01-25 06:24:04 UTC

Agreed imagine if I tried

2018-01-25 06:24:35 UTC

I know

2018-01-25 06:24:46 UTC

It sounds so pompous but it really is true

2018-01-25 07:28:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/405987296488456192/20180125_012038.jpg

2018-01-25 07:28:42 UTC

As requested

2018-01-25 09:28:26 UTC

Oh my god.

2018-01-25 09:29:06 UTC

That is adorable.

2018-01-25 09:29:19 UTC

Does your dog like it when you gently stroke all the ear?

2018-01-25 12:07:34 UTC

A floppy ear roll!!

2018-01-25 12:24:04 UTC

Thankyou so much. Though you might know that taking those pictures for ear enthusiasts is sort of like apologising to SJWs. NOTHING IS EVER ENOUGH

2018-01-25 12:24:12 UTC

:D

2018-01-25 12:35:51 UTC

Yes, I saved this pic too. Ear roll pics are hard to come by.

2018-01-25 12:44:27 UTC

Damn right.

2018-01-25 22:23:09 UTC

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2018-01-25 23:19:27 UTC

holy shit thats like 50 shitposts in one

2018-01-26 01:30:11 UTC

Swiss army shitpost.

2018-01-26 02:46:45 UTC

HE

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2018-01-26 04:38:38 UTC

HAS

2018-01-26 06:03:03 UTC

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2018-01-26 06:19:44 UTC

NO

2018-01-26 06:19:48 UTC

STYLE

2018-01-26 11:51:18 UTC

HE HAS NO GRACE

2018-01-26 11:51:21 UTC

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

2018-01-26 11:51:37 UTC

HE CAN HANDSTAND WHEN HE NEEDS TO

2018-01-26 12:06:00 UTC

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2018-01-26 18:45:07 UTC

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2018-01-26 18:49:18 UTC

Lmao

2018-01-26 19:20:28 UTC

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2018-01-26 19:20:38 UTC

Never change, libertarians.

2018-01-26 19:21:07 UTC

lol

2018-01-26 19:24:49 UTC

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2018-01-26 19:30:35 UTC

What kind of odd joke is this?

2018-01-26 19:32:54 UTC

Never question libertarian Mr Clean

2018-01-26 19:33:12 UTC

Where did you find this?

2018-01-26 19:33:26 UTC

This looks fake.

2018-01-26 19:33:32 UTC

It is.

2018-01-26 19:33:39 UTC

Like no shit.

2018-01-26 19:39:51 UTC

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2018-01-26 21:57:21 UTC

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2018-01-26 22:38:05 UTC

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2018-01-26 22:38:54 UTC

that seems like something he would say

2018-01-27 05:47:41 UTC

J7st

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2018-01-27 05:58:01 UTC

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2018-01-27 06:32:16 UTC

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2018-01-27 06:39:03 UTC

lol

2018-01-27 07:05:41 UTC

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2018-01-27 07:08:07 UTC

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2018-01-27 14:34:10 UTC

Doesn't work.

2018-01-27 21:12:35 UTC

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2018-01-27 22:01:29 UTC

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2018-01-27 22:29:03 UTC

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2018-01-27 23:35:53 UTC

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2018-01-27 23:38:31 UTC

I keep fucking moving this channel around with music and I have to move it back

2018-01-27 23:38:43 UTC

its happend at least twice

2018-01-28 01:53:16 UTC

Gas

2018-01-28 01:53:38 UTC

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

2018-01-28 01:53:42 UTC

just so that kid can suffer

2018-01-28 04:01:58 UTC

No than it can breed GAS

2018-01-28 04:04:38 UTC

Rt

2018-01-28 04:13:17 UTC

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2018-01-28 05:14:51 UTC

Here comes your pickle rick.

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2018-01-28 05:33:12 UTC

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2018-01-28 06:02:49 UTC
2018-01-28 06:10:14 UTC

appears to be a man with a very early firearm (most likely a wheellock pistol) parrying another man's sword while blowing his brains out.

2018-01-28 06:11:29 UTC

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2018-01-28 06:11:34 UTC

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2018-01-28 06:29:03 UTC

Oh cool.

2018-01-28 06:29:37 UTC

@Dinosorcerer The wheel lock was replaced not because it was primitive, but it was it too sophisticated and expensive.

2018-01-28 06:30:05 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas scroll up for "Pickle Rick"

2018-01-28 07:50:34 UTC

@ebowden I did not imply that the wheel lock was in any way primitive. just pointing out that it was most likely very early into the use of firearms given the knight's attire. my guess is somewhere around 15th c., when wheel locks were really in fashion.

2018-01-28 08:11:42 UTC

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2018-01-28 09:06:55 UTC

I know. However, it's still worth mentioning.

2018-01-28 09:07:23 UTC

The simpler stuff came afterwards.

2018-01-28 09:08:21 UTC

@Seatoast Imagine if you could transplant your dog's skin/fur microbiome with one that made them smell like roses. You could then let them sleep in your bed, and use all the ear as a blindfold.

2018-01-28 09:10:16 UTC

I've done it a few times when there's thunder. He prefers his own bed after a few hours

2018-01-28 09:11:54 UTC

lol

2018-01-28 09:12:03 UTC

That must be so cute.

2018-01-28 12:37:57 UTC

I can't keep up with you younglings staying up until 4am. Damn.

2018-01-28 12:39:23 UTC

I'm in Australia.

2018-01-28 12:41:57 UTC

I know your time difference and Anemic Crusaders is the largest so it's rare to post in the same hour.

2018-01-28 21:37:25 UTC

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2018-01-28 23:42:50 UTC

Imagine my shock

2018-01-28 23:57:30 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas 3 AM is real rancho horas

2018-01-29 00:00:59 UTC

Lol and I'm about eat a big plate of carne asada.

2018-01-29 00:05:28 UTC

Dank

2018-01-29 00:06:53 UTC

I'm not foolin'

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2018-01-29 00:15:35 UTC

Oh shit son

2018-01-29 00:15:52 UTC

I r8 8/8

2018-01-29 00:59:04 UTC

When you go to a gay bar in California.

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2018-01-29 02:33:08 UTC

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2018-01-29 02:36:38 UTC

Bought with his money. She will be pregnany in six months.

2018-01-29 02:37:07 UTC

If she doesn't want your DNA she doesn't get to stay.

2018-01-29 13:16:15 UTC

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2018-01-29 16:19:31 UTC

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2018-01-29 19:15:15 UTC

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2018-01-29 19:17:42 UTC

I love this. It speak to me.

2018-01-29 19:18:09 UTC

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2018-01-29 20:40:35 UTC

Wakanda is problematic.

2018-01-29 20:49:24 UTC

honestly though. I don't know why the kangz crowd has latched onto it, because the colonization of Africa still happens in the Marvel universe, but Wakanda doesn't get affected because of their crazy tech. they basically tell the entire rest of the continent to suck it

2018-01-29 20:51:01 UTC

They aren't capable of that level of thought

2018-01-29 20:51:50 UTC

Lol they really are not.

2018-01-29 20:56:10 UTC

They're just conditioned to parrot the propaganda every time they see something that's not white on TV

2018-01-29 20:56:13 UTC

Nothing more

2018-01-29 21:08:33 UTC

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2018-01-30 02:18:00 UTC

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2018-01-30 02:52:01 UTC

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2018-01-30 02:52:35 UTC

Thiccc

2018-01-30 19:35:05 UTC

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2018-01-30 19:53:07 UTC

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2018-01-30 20:22:43 UTC

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2018-01-30 20:22:52 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas please help

2018-01-30 20:22:58 UTC

I can't stop listening to it

2018-01-30 20:26:48 UTC

You've liked it all along?! I'm a tamale away from disowning you.

2018-01-30 20:34:02 UTC

Have you seen the music video? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-30 20:40:47 UTC

I haven't lmao

2018-01-30 20:40:50 UTC

Have you?

2018-01-30 20:41:10 UTC

I just did. I recommend it. Lol!

2018-01-30 22:17:28 UTC

Just got home

2018-01-30 22:17:30 UTC

I'll watch it

2018-01-30 22:21:52 UTC

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2018-01-31 00:15:14 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas tamales are over rated

2018-01-31 00:41:50 UTC

Piss off!
And I also put pineapple on pizza!

2018-01-31 00:42:09 UTC

An another note:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/408059344756670474/IMG_20180130_194115.jpg

2018-01-31 00:42:11 UTC

Me too lol

2018-01-31 00:42:36 UTC

Wtf am I looking at?

2018-01-31 00:43:13 UTC

Is that your boyfriend?

2018-01-31 00:43:44 UTC
2018-01-31 00:44:14 UTC

Tell him to lay of the synthoil. That stuff is bad news.

2018-01-31 00:49:19 UTC

@MerricBrady is the type of person to squirt ketchup all over fries instead of having it on the side. And he's probably a double dipper too.

2018-01-31 00:49:48 UTC

You're one to talk Pinapple heritic.

2018-01-31 00:55:11 UTC

I will not disrespect our village elder.

2018-01-31 00:56:02 UTC

Not liking pineapple on pizza? WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!

2018-01-31 01:01:04 UTC

Pineapple on pizza is delicious.

2018-01-31 01:01:30 UTC

Lol that guys arms ruptured recently

2018-01-31 01:01:39 UTC

It's synthol injections whiskey

2018-01-31 01:03:20 UTC

He'll be fine, she stuck around. Two mental retards in love. โค

2018-01-31 01:05:50 UTC

What's wrong with eating fries like that?

2018-01-31 01:11:51 UTC

It's heresy and degenerate. God turns away when you do that.

2018-01-31 01:12:19 UTC

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2018-01-31 01:13:07 UTC

I'd give money to the woman, but not for the ridiculous biceps. Are those two big tumors?

2018-01-31 01:16:57 UTC

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2018-01-31 02:21:00 UTC

@nuPlissken synthol injection

2018-01-31 02:22:48 UTC

Doesn't sounds any more pleasant than it looks. Yikes!

2018-01-31 02:24:50 UTC

His arms ruptured recently

2018-01-31 02:25:06 UTC

Trying to be swole without actually getting swole

2018-01-31 02:25:46 UTC

If Kylie Jenner can do it, why can't he? Lol

2018-01-31 02:41:32 UTC

I feel like he was expecting to have muscle definition

2018-01-31 02:41:50 UTC

And just got bruised balloons lmfao

2018-01-31 03:45:35 UTC

Bruised balloons.....

2018-01-31 03:45:56 UTC

I'm gonna start saying that

2018-01-31 05:34:28 UTC

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2018-01-31 05:40:36 UTC

Yeah, a dick's a dealbreaker every time.

2018-01-31 16:09:14 UTC

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2018-01-31 19:05:15 UTC

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2018-01-31 19:11:35 UTC

This race is surely going to be mind-blowing

2018-01-31 19:14:37 UTC

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2018-01-31 19:18:58 UTC

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2018-01-31 19:28:56 UTC

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2018-01-31 19:54:01 UTC

**BOOM HEADSHOT**

2018-01-31 20:31:21 UTC

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2018-01-31 21:30:17 UTC
2018-01-31 21:33:23 UTC
2018-01-31 21:33:24 UTC

nvm

2018-02-01 04:27:00 UTC

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2018-02-01 04:53:05 UTC

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2018-02-01 07:12:25 UTC

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2018-02-01 14:39:34 UTC

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2018-02-01 16:04:05 UTC

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2018-02-01 16:29:10 UTC

She chose poorly.

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2018-02-01 16:45:57 UTC

I'm sure he's tolerant of her sleeping around too.

2018-02-01 16:49:29 UTC

Of course, who wouldn't be

2018-02-01 19:25:51 UTC

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2018-02-01 22:51:44 UTC

All I ever wanted was a benz and a bad bitch

2018-02-01 23:53:01 UTC

Btw the left wing husband turned out to be an abusive man @Constantine @Dinosorcerer

2018-02-01 23:53:21 UTC

Eyyyyy

2018-02-01 23:53:25 UTC

Really? Link?

2018-02-01 23:56:34 UTC

Lel

2018-02-02 01:35:29 UTC

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2018-02-02 01:35:38 UTC

Whom'st mans is this

2018-02-02 06:23:03 UTC

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2018-02-02 12:22:42 UTC

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2018-02-02 15:55:11 UTC

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2018-02-02 17:42:49 UTC

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2018-02-02 19:31:46 UTC

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2018-02-02 19:52:12 UTC

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2018-02-03 01:00:17 UTC

So get this guys: Asbestosis is a lung disease resulting from inhalation of asbestos particles.

2018-02-03 02:16:15 UTC

Vee Pigeon > Orwells Doge

2018-02-03 03:17:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/409185640937291781/IMG_20180202_211726.jpg

2018-02-03 03:17:45 UTC

>invented

2018-02-03 03:35:35 UTC

He fucking plugged the pieces in like any other motherfucker that built their PC...

2018-02-03 03:37:18 UTC

nah cause hes melanin enriched

2018-02-03 05:14:51 UTC

You mean he stole a PC

2018-02-03 06:19:44 UTC

Invented*

2018-02-04 00:16:27 UTC

Get the fuck back, I have the power of God and anime on my side.

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2018-02-04 03:58:41 UTC

but the real question is...

2018-02-04 03:58:45 UTC

was he wrong?

2018-02-04 05:21:01 UTC

Probably not

2018-02-04 20:04:43 UTC

How much for George Clooney to play Nelson Mandela??

2018-02-04 20:05:14 UTC

or Tommy Wiseau to play Kim Jong Il?

2018-02-05 02:33:30 UTC

I want to see Nic Cage as Fu Manchu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exfwUnlVyTY

2018-02-05 02:38:19 UTC

Why is that the one trailer in grindhouse that didn't get made into a movie?

2018-02-05 03:22:25 UTC

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2018-02-05 05:08:28 UTC

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for spanish rapiers.

2018-02-05 05:14:12 UTC

Black teachers y'all.

2018-02-05 05:14:38 UTC

Wait there's black teachers?

2018-02-05 05:59:31 UTC

Dahnald, release the memo Dahnald

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