^ I like that a lot actually

Respect 100

Nah who gives

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@Valet the Clown I don't get your memes. I think I'm stupid.

@Valet the Clown @Whiskey-Vargas

But I wouldn't survive in Mexico. And I'm a good noodle.

Also Constantine, are you uploading tomorrow?

Fair enough. You better up the damn taco output and yes. The interviews and a regular video.

You don't get tacos anymore remember?

I saved your love life, dammit. You owe me.

Merric Brady is already trying to send me back on a taco truck.

God damn it, you're right.

Go with her Constantine all you need is like $30 and boom your set for the week

To run a taco truck?

To live in Mexico

I'm not taking care of this kid. Lol I probably wouldnt survive a week on top of everything.

I would be president in less than a month if you took me to that shithole

You'd need to learn Spanish, actually be rich, and willing to gain the approval of drug dealers

Are you a piece of shit willing to work with cartels and steal from the people? If yes, then you would be a great Mexican president.

Good point whiskey I forgot about the thievery

I would work with the cartels and CIA in order to seize power. I've been planning this shit since I was 15

How do you, a right wing libertarian, plan on joining the CIA?

I won't join the CIA, I'll get them to rig the election for me. That combined with cartel backing will be enough. I'll then use my position as president to buy arms from the Americans.

And then?

I would then use border security to bargain with the United States and get them to agree to overlook my war crimes when I go to war with the cartels

lol

So... WHY do you have to commit war crimes?

You would repeat what is happening?

How do you plan on getting the CIA to help or not have the cartels just kill you?

Cluster bombs

Why are cluster bombs useful against cartels?

I can also threaten to let the cartels run roughshot if the US doesn't support my war effort

You need to arm the people. Whenever they do, the government takes it away from them.

You sound like the president of Turkmenistan, an utter moron in search of power.

How about you just run a taco truck?

"How do we defeat cartels? What is our brilliant strategy?"

"This type of ordinance."

"No, I meant, how do you-"

The cartels already run wild as it is

Lol

"This type of ordinance."

What a moron.

What's your grand plan

Sounds like a good way to turn the people against you.

I will get THE best generals, believe me.

It doesn't matter, your plan is worse than no plan at all.

Hitler had excellent generals.

Also the cartels run the show not the government

It's still in it's preliminary stage

@ebowden that he frequently ignored

Arm the citizens

But you are far worse at this than hitler, so you will still lose.

HOW do you get the generals?

If you just bomb citizens, they will turn those arms against you.

The US backing has its perks.

The idea of using cluster bombs on your own people is utterly moronic.

You will mostly kill the innocent, and a few cartel members.

What a mess

So, the US directly lends its generals to people?

They'd likely know you intend to take them out and kill you before you take office the only thing you can do is arm the citizens

Like I said, preliminary stage. I don't have it fleshed out. I'm not necessarily opposed to civilian militias.

People are demoralized and live in fear because they have no protection and the law is not on their side because they're poor.

The US has military advisors all over the world

Thank god @Constantine is too stupid to succeed in this plan, and will just get himself killed.

Also remember the CIA created that problem in the first place I highly doubt they'll assist you

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Military advisers can't save you from being a moron who thinks dumping cluster bombs all over your people is a good idea.

The CIA is wildly inconsistent

You are too stupid to do this even with assistance, and if you try you will simply be cleansed from the gene pool.

@Constantine that is the only decent point you've made

Ebowden is fired up.

I'm calm, but I know stupid when I see it.

I'm smarter than the average Mexican

And this here is a lot of it.

What did you expect?

I didn't expect any of this moronic drivel.

I don't think you have enough knowledge of the problems of Mexico Constantine.

If I were a social darwinist I would be egging you on.

I still haven't heard your plan. If you're so smart I'd figure you could outdo me.

lol

The cartels probably wouldn't even let you free the market

Moron, I don't need to provide a plan to know yours is stupid.

It's basically a double economic system if you will

"I can cure alzheimer's by throwing bricks at the heads of patients!"

"That's stupid."

"WHAT'S YOUR PLAN THEN!?"

"I don't have one, there is no cure for Alzheimer's."

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