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2018-07-10 09:51:45 UTC

i don't get why they didn't just beat him up, plant some drugs on him, or harass him in some other way. these cops are fags.

2018-07-10 10:54:20 UTC

agreed should put some weed on the kid and bear maced him

2018-07-10 10:55:08 UTC

morning Y'ALL

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2018-07-10 16:14:45 UTC

She'd better. May knows the writing is on the wall

2018-07-10 22:39:43 UTC

I literally just hooked up with a 72 year old woman without realizing it I swear she only looked in her mid-50s

2018-07-10 22:39:56 UTC

Lmao

2018-07-10 22:40:09 UTC

Stop it with the Harold and Maude shit

2018-07-10 22:40:31 UTC

It's not illegal but still, gross

2018-07-10 22:41:05 UTC

Normally I don't go for that but when I was out earlier she picked me out to pursue and I tend to go along with that

2018-07-10 23:34:33 UTC

10 out of 10 must gas

2018-07-10 23:35:06 UTC

It's not illegal but is the gas necessary?

2018-07-10 23:36:21 UTC

idk maybe beheading

2018-07-10 23:36:28 UTC

chop off a hand

2018-07-10 23:39:08 UTC

whatever the punishment its still pretty gross and degrenate grandma needs a date around her own age

2018-07-10 23:55:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/466391957204369428/1531263040021.png

2018-07-10 23:55:59 UTC

more like too much effort to deal with the morons out there

2018-07-11 00:05:12 UTC

Man, I remember when there was educational stuff on TLC. Connections, the day the universe changed, tom sellick talking about astronomy, Christopher Reeve doing a show about movie special effects.

2018-07-11 00:05:35 UTC

now its all fat ppl midgets and cake

2018-07-11 00:05:38 UTC

kek

2018-07-11 00:06:00 UTC

LEARNIN' CHANNEL WOOOO

2018-07-11 00:06:08 UTC

I knew there was a reason I don't have cable anymore.

2018-07-11 00:06:16 UTC

Anyone remember that show they had on with the penguin and he would introduce different shows in between segments?

2018-07-11 00:06:35 UTC

On TLC? Nope.

2018-07-11 00:07:04 UTC

It came on in the mid to late 2000s, so you probably wouldn't know about it

2018-07-11 00:07:17 UTC

Oh yeah, I wouldn't.

2018-07-11 00:07:41 UTC

Connections probably ruined my brain and gave me autism.

2018-07-11 00:07:48 UTC

old history channel = best history channel befor it got POZZED by pawn stars

2018-07-11 00:08:04 UTC

Remember modern marvels?

2018-07-11 00:08:09 UTC

yessss

2018-07-11 00:08:34 UTC

and 24/7 hitler vison

2018-07-11 00:09:14 UTC

and how stuff was made or whatever

2018-07-11 00:12:53 UTC

Here's the first series. There are two more that aren't quite as good (but much better produced) made 10+ years later. But like I said, this may have given me autism. Now I am giving it to you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v9WoIB_XQE&list=PLA50AB7N5S7f0KKWIQ-OIRlbuI40Ggao-

2018-07-11 00:13:13 UTC

only version of the origional I could find. Apologies for spanish subtitles.

2018-07-11 00:13:37 UTC

npyou tryed your best

2018-07-11 00:13:47 UTC

some rare videos just aren't there

2018-07-11 00:14:59 UTC

same for books btw... and there a secert war on books

2018-07-11 00:15:08 UTC

they dont burn them they just remove them

2018-07-11 00:15:20 UTC

Show's basically back about how interconnected everything is, and how events, inventions, ideas, etc are frequently triggered by things that happened centuries earlier.

2018-07-11 00:20:23 UTC

@Oliver Starley Thanks, I guess I won't be jacking off tonight.

2018-07-11 00:20:54 UTC

Yeah, use that time to find yourself a real laifu waifu.

2018-07-11 00:21:04 UTC

Nope

2018-07-11 00:21:06 UTC

Save your sperm, even though it will die internally regardless

2018-07-11 00:21:10 UTC

Too many psychological issues

2018-07-11 00:21:17 UTC

Lol

2018-07-11 00:21:42 UTC

no fap = a inlighten single mans game

2018-07-11 00:22:48 UTC

Ok. The internet sucks for this kind of communication. I can't tell if your are serious or not. So assuming you're being literal here's a pep talk.

2018-07-11 00:22:57 UTC

Nope

2018-07-11 00:23:00 UTC

I'm 34

2018-07-11 00:23:11 UTC

34? Definitely save your sperm

2018-07-11 00:23:15 UTC

men age like wine

2018-07-11 00:23:20 UTC

I wasted half of my life being down on myself. And I have all kinds of issues..

2018-07-11 00:23:24 UTC

Women age like grapes.

2018-07-11 00:23:32 UTC

I had a seriously bad break up that involved what appeared at the time a suicide attempt that turned out to be an extreme kink that broke me

2018-07-11 00:23:40 UTC

Except for my mom. Who doesn't, apparently.

2018-07-11 00:23:45 UTC

Now I'm terrified of inflicting that kind of damage on anyone else

2018-07-11 00:23:59 UTC

pebbles does not age neaher do i

2018-07-11 00:24:10 UTC

so we going to make forever babies

2018-07-11 00:24:21 UTC

I was afraid of that too based on some of my circumstances.

2018-07-11 00:24:55 UTC

and you can always get a younger chick

2018-07-11 00:25:07 UTC

not too old but like normal age still fert

2018-07-11 00:26:09 UTC

the formula is half your age + 7

2018-07-11 00:26:43 UTC

So for 34 it would be 24. Aim low

2018-07-11 00:26:54 UTC

see 24 is still good age desu

2018-07-11 00:27:16 UTC

That's the age I married my wife. I was 32 at the time.

2018-07-11 00:27:33 UTC

oh sorry she was 23

2018-07-11 00:27:35 UTC

but yea keep working on self big guy

2018-07-11 00:27:51 UTC

aint never to late to turn the ship around

2018-07-11 00:28:07 UTC

/sig/ is def a good stop

2018-07-11 00:28:11 UTC

start*

2018-07-11 00:28:33 UTC

Work on yourself, increase your interaction opportunities, and don't be afraid to meet someone on the intenet.

2018-07-11 00:29:02 UTC

There's a specialized dating site for everyone, but be sure to vet them before you give them $$$. Met my wife on a now extinct dating site.

2018-07-11 00:29:10 UTC

get /fit/ then /rich/ then /thotties/

2018-07-11 00:29:19 UTC

You don't understand.

2018-07-11 00:29:26 UTC

see I don't agree with that reed.

2018-07-11 00:29:28 UTC

I'm not looking for a wife or a girl or anything

2018-07-11 00:29:53 UTC

I'm damaged goods and the idea of inflicting myself on someone else like that turns my stomach

2018-07-11 00:30:25 UTC

I was like that from the age of 12 until I was 26.

2018-07-11 00:30:26 UTC

naw we do we've been down the pass of nihilism

2018-07-11 00:30:41 UTC

its a dark and never ending street

2018-07-11 00:31:12 UTC

I have anxiety disorders, depression, low testosterone, and social anxiety as well.

2018-07-11 00:31:16 UTC

That's just the short list.

2018-07-11 00:31:23 UTC

Were I to get into a relationship with a girl I would have to know she's as slanted as I am.

2018-07-11 00:31:30 UTC

Oh, and I was 500 pounds at one point.

2018-07-11 00:31:40 UTC

I assure that exists.

2018-07-11 00:31:44 UTC

Oh it does

2018-07-11 00:31:51 UTC

Or they do I should say

2018-07-11 00:31:52 UTC

I met one

2018-07-11 00:31:57 UTC

Love of my life

2018-07-11 00:32:19 UTC

So let me just say two things:

2018-07-11 00:32:21 UTC

loves come and go big dawg T.boomer advice but its true

2018-07-11 00:32:46 UTC

One. Do not go MGTOW. I have vast sympathy for them, but it is also a dead end.

2018-07-11 00:32:50 UTC

She literally helped me out of my shell to the point where I could socialise without clamming up in paranoia that people were secretly laughing and judging me

2018-07-11 00:33:37 UTC

It's hard to describe

2018-07-11 00:33:40 UTC

pro tip everyone does that crap its human nature

2018-07-11 00:33:41 UTC

She knew me better than I did

2018-07-11 00:34:09 UTC

Yes, I know that but I meant more along the lines of them chuckling and pointing at me while my back was turned

2018-07-11 00:34:31 UTC

asshats are gonna be asshats no matter what

2018-07-11 00:34:41 UTC

That sensation where you fear everyone loathes you and tolerates your presence because it's hilarious to see you try to fit in

2018-07-11 00:34:50 UTC

^ lives there

2018-07-11 00:34:54 UTC

take the Guido pill senpi

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2018-07-11 00:35:06 UTC

Two. Self improvement is important, but do *not* shame yourself for not being perfect. You can work on more than one thing at a time. Do not wait until you're perfect. Even if you're a NEET living in your parents basement.

2018-07-11 00:35:28 UTC

There are still people who will love you.

2018-07-11 00:35:44 UTC

focus on your qualities, the ones you like about yourself, that make you a quality person and focus on them

2018-07-11 00:35:49 UTC

we โค you you big faggot

2018-07-11 00:36:04 UTC

I've been working since I was 14, I'm not ashamed of myself but yes, at the same time, I used to feel crippling paranoia in social events

2018-07-11 00:36:22 UTC

I helped keep my family over the breadline, so to speak

2018-07-11 00:36:25 UTC

Have you ever had a clinical diagnosis?

2018-07-11 00:36:32 UTC

No.

2018-07-11 00:36:39 UTC

trusting the phama jew

2018-07-11 00:36:39 UTC

I've thought about it

2018-07-11 00:36:44 UTC

If it's a problem you should.

2018-07-11 00:36:46 UTC

<:Merchant:437035074249162772>

2018-07-11 00:36:51 UTC

that might be a good place to start, therapy has helped me a lot

2018-07-11 00:36:55 UTC

I'm mostly fine with myself now if that makes sense

2018-07-11 00:37:01 UTC

@REEDSEEJBAMBAM imma kick you

2018-07-11 00:37:28 UTC

I didn't get any diagnosis until a few years after I was married, but I'm on some medication that has been life altering, in a good way.

2018-07-11 00:37:37 UTC

Where before I'd be shivering with doubt, now I'm, not apathetic but I'm able to compartmentalise emotions and deal with them later

2018-07-11 00:37:39 UTC

@Deleted User just because im laying down based boomer knowledge dont be mad

2018-07-11 00:38:21 UTC

also it helps to keep in mind that you dont like everyone you meet, so its only rational that not every person you meet is going to like you either

2018-07-11 00:38:31 UTC

Oh I'm fully aware of that

2018-07-11 00:38:35 UTC

^

2018-07-11 00:38:36 UTC

I worked in retail for almost a decade

2018-07-11 00:38:51 UTC

@REEDSEEJBAMBAM cause youre an ass hat and im not baking you any more cookies

2018-07-11 00:38:53 UTC

Now I do tech support.

2018-07-11 00:39:01 UTC

lol the sad sad state of the normie general population

2018-07-11 00:39:02 UTC

Still frustrating at times but far better

2018-07-11 00:39:10 UTC

Retail? Yeah that will destory the mental state of anyone.

2018-07-11 00:39:14 UTC

#dealing with the public was a mistake

2018-07-11 00:39:26 UTC

I used to work for a place called Maplin Electronics

2018-07-11 00:39:27 UTC

and your soul... destroy your soul? aisle 7

2018-07-11 00:39:48 UTC

An absolute shit-show of a "high end" electronics

2018-07-11 00:39:58 UTC

If you want a change try working in hospitality. Still the public, but it's better. Especally if you work at a vactation destination.

2018-07-11 00:40:09 UTC

I worked in business hotels for 10 years.

2018-07-11 00:40:23 UTC

It wore me down mentally as well, but it took a LOT longer.

2018-07-11 00:40:30 UTC

Dealing with people who literally shouldn't be allowed near an electrical socket to people who think you're still getting help tying your shoe laces

2018-07-11 00:40:39 UTC

LOL

2018-07-11 00:41:06 UTC

i always found the entitled people the worst myself

2018-07-11 00:41:07 UTC

join the club broman

2018-07-11 00:41:49 UTC

legit sales has made me more racist and hateful then /pol/could ever

2018-07-11 00:41:55 UTC

And I swear to fucking god, one of the best parts of my job is dealing with Americans

2018-07-11 00:42:00 UTC

Fuckers are so polite

2018-07-11 00:42:11 UTC

It takes a moment to process someone calling me sir

2018-07-11 00:42:13 UTC

When I was night auditor there was this sweedish woman who asked me to come up and fix her toilet. I went up, the chain had detached from the handle in the tank. Real easy fix.

2018-07-11 00:42:43 UTC

did you milky get made?

2018-07-11 00:43:03 UTC

So I come out of the bathroom and tell her that "it was real easy it. I can tell you what I did so you can do it..." and she cuts me off and says "I'm a lawyer not a plumber, thank you."

2018-07-11 00:43:16 UTC

I think I can recall maybe three or four dick users but compared to the dozens of people I deal with weak in and out, it's actually pretty relaxing

2018-07-11 00:43:54 UTC

but did you get the

2018-07-11 00:44:00 UTC

BSM

2018-07-11 00:44:05 UTC

BSM?

2018-07-11 00:44:08 UTC

big sweedish milkyssss

2018-07-11 00:44:11 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-07-11 00:45:36 UTC

but yea dude you gotta change jobs fuck retail for a decade that your problem right there

2018-07-11 00:46:08 UTC

Nah, she was in her 50's and I didn't have time for that.

2018-07-11 00:46:21 UTC

anyone sane or insane will go batty in sales for 10 year special retail

2018-07-11 00:46:42 UTC

Night auditor is super busy when the guests start waking up, but no other staff arrived yet.

2018-07-11 00:47:16 UTC

yea ive looked into being a night man at a hotel would seem like a dope job

2018-07-11 00:47:17 UTC

Oh I left retail about two years ago

2018-07-11 00:47:25 UTC

I do over the internet tech support for a pharma company

2018-07-11 00:47:55 UTC

Getting an actual raise was a surreal experience almost

2018-07-11 00:47:57 UTC

Unlock, the gym and pool, where's my breakfast? deliver the reciepts, this coffee doesn't taste good. I'm important! etc.

2018-07-11 00:48:09 UTC

Been there, too.

2018-07-11 00:48:10 UTC

In another month or two I should hopefully be getting another raise as well

2018-07-11 00:48:16 UTC

Cool beans.

2018-07-11 00:48:22 UTC

hell yea your going great man

2018-07-11 00:48:33 UTC

On the plus side, in the middle of the night you have a lot of time to balance the books, etc.

2018-07-11 00:48:34 UTC

just get your ass in the jymmmmmmmmmmm

2018-07-11 00:48:38 UTC

My next goal is scraping enough cash to get a house so I can stop renting

2018-07-11 00:48:53 UTC

Though when the occupancy is low it's super creepy.

2018-07-11 00:48:58 UTC

that i know alot about are you handy at all?

2018-07-11 00:49:01 UTC

If I could go back fifteen years and give myself some advice, it would be save every penny like the penultimate Jew and get that shit started as early as possible

2018-07-11 00:49:10 UTC

go st8 tax lean if you are

2018-07-11 00:49:16 UTC

Oh yeah.

2018-07-11 00:49:58 UTC

My wife and I got super lucky because we're both financally responsible, with a very low debt load we got a mortgate when the housing market bottomed out.

2018-07-11 00:50:22 UTC

ive ran rentals for most of life sooo ama

2018-07-11 00:50:22 UTC

Ireland's housing situation sucks

2018-07-11 00:50:45 UTC

Only downside is that our mortgage "went up" $80 a month because the property values are skyrocketing in our area.

2018-07-11 00:50:51 UTC

There was the Celtic Tiger that popped suddenly and the housing market went to shit

2018-07-11 00:50:59 UTC

true but that a good thing

2018-07-11 00:51:08 UTC

when you sale it

2018-07-11 00:51:23 UTC

Indeed, it's not a question of if we're going to cash out and move somewhere more rural, but when.

2018-07-11 00:51:43 UTC

yea man the jew does this shit

2018-07-11 00:51:48 UTC

white flight

2018-07-11 00:51:52 UTC

The government, who couldn't stop spending money suddenly had nothing and Europe forced that Lisbon Treaty on us, we voted fuck no and they did it again with better terms so because the people didn't want to suffer yet more referendums, they voted yes.

2018-07-11 00:52:01 UTC

I knew then and there that Europe was a fucking mistake

2018-07-11 00:52:20 UTC

lol true

2018-07-11 00:52:24 UTC

Ideally we'd wait until right before the next housing crash, get an apartment for a year or two, and buy a new house when the market bottoms out again.

2018-07-11 00:52:44 UTC

tax lean sonnn

2018-07-11 00:52:55 UTC

that how the kikes do it

2018-07-11 00:53:03 UTC

Now, most of the building companies are gone and people are reluctant to build houses at all in case it happens again and we're suffering ridiculous house prices, rent etc

2018-07-11 00:53:25 UTC

Banks are super fucking stingy with mortgages too

2018-07-11 00:53:28 UTC

i buy diss-stessed properties now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/466406638153236500/lookatme1.png

2018-07-11 00:53:45 UTC

you are the jew

2018-07-11 00:53:53 UTC

Let's not blame the jews when there's enough blame in human nature to go around. The koch's make a lot of their money in predatory trailer parks, and they anen't jewish.

2018-07-11 00:54:07 UTC

i wish i'd be richer but i learn some solid shit from them

2018-07-11 00:54:07 UTC

A decade ago, if you had 10K saved, you could easily get a 100k mortgage, now, you get three times the value of your savings so 10k gets 45-50k depending on salary/wage.

2018-07-11 00:54:13 UTC

I do not believe in over blaming the jew because when it comes time to blame the jew I want it to mean something.

2018-07-11 00:54:51 UTC

Just make like all the smart Irish did before and come to the U.S.

2018-07-11 00:54:59 UTC

true but they are the cause of fuckery in property value and such

2018-07-11 00:55:26 UTC

just saying your not wrong but not right eather

2018-07-11 00:56:04 UTC

yea come on board botato ๐Ÿ˜‰ SS. MERICA

2018-07-11 00:56:07 UTC

I'm actually tempted to but I'm not sure if I'd have a chance to migrate.

2018-07-11 00:56:21 UTC

Oh shit

2018-07-11 00:56:30 UTC

I gotta go, it's two in the morning and I gotta get up for work in eight hours

2018-07-11 00:56:34 UTC

Laters!

2018-07-11 00:56:37 UTC

It's not too hard, but it takes a bit of time is all.

2018-07-11 00:56:40 UTC

night night fren

2018-07-11 00:56:40 UTC

Later chaos.

2018-07-11 00:59:26 UTC

i'll leave that there for botato

2018-07-11 04:03:24 UTC

Sorry I haven't been very active I've been busy preparing for school but after tomorrow I should be back as usual.

2018-07-11 04:03:42 UTC

Cool deal. It would be nice to see you back.

2018-07-11 04:04:23 UTC

Don't worry after tomorrow I should be more into this stuff

2018-07-11 16:29:12 UTC

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2018-07-11 16:29:24 UTC

>Her voice

2018-07-11 16:29:29 UTC

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2018-07-12 00:30:40 UTC

What's the lineup tonight?

2018-07-12 00:46:52 UTC

idk their going to have some special guess'a is all ive heard

2018-07-12 00:53:26 UTC

Oooo special guests

2018-07-12 00:53:51 UTC

maybe they will have santa

2018-07-12 00:54:02 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2018-07-12 00:54:19 UTC

lol it's just his patrons and people who watch his streams

2018-07-12 00:54:30 UTC

Better not be that Oliver starley

2018-07-12 00:54:39 UTC

lol imbuying is not just us anyway

2018-07-12 00:54:42 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-07-12 00:54:50 UTC

I hear it's that asshole Constantine

2018-07-12 00:55:09 UTC

Well, too bad because that's how it's been for a while and I'm def coming back on today

2018-07-12 00:55:24 UTC

oh shittt

2018-07-12 00:55:25 UTC

THE NOG IS BACK, BITCH

2018-07-12 00:55:36 UTC

BBC NIGGA KANGZ

2018-07-12 00:55:38 UTC

BASED NIGNOG

2018-07-12 00:55:44 UTC

Can't keep the nog out

2018-07-12 00:55:44 UTC

lol

2018-07-12 00:56:03 UTC

its a right for blacks to be around whites you know this

2018-07-12 00:57:42 UTC

I do hope it's santa....

2018-07-12 00:57:54 UTC

me too or the easter bunny

2018-07-12 00:58:14 UTC

who does not want free candy?

2018-07-12 00:58:38 UTC

Remember someone wrote a book about a gay black Santa?

2018-07-12 00:58:41 UTC

depends on the candy

2018-07-12 00:58:52 UTC

you mean krampus?

2018-07-12 00:59:05 UTC

Sneaky Pete?

2018-07-12 00:59:15 UTC

krampus is a demon not a gay nog dumby

2018-07-12 00:59:19 UTC

Black Pete?

2018-07-12 00:59:33 UTC

no like black santa and hes a fag

2018-07-12 00:59:35 UTC

Pete the Moor?

2018-07-12 00:59:44 UTC

its a stupid leftist book

2018-07-12 00:59:46 UTC

All the Pete's

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