Definitely buttering my pancake

Am I filleting your salmon though?

Settle down, it's getting pretty salacious

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I'm sorry, I'm being ridiculous. Lol

Isn't that the point here?

Old valet is gonna kick me to shitposting

Yeah, he's coming around all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu7vySQbgXI

we big boy alt right

Take it to video sharing @Grumplebee

Lol!

I run shit here now

He's the captain now

Serious business.

And I don't think he ever shared his video. Lol

Fair enough

I would at him but he's gonna insult me again if I do. Lol

Do it

No. Cause then I might get ghetto and start being deportable.

Never go full Latina.

a HEM

it's latinX for your information!

Very progressive

Latinx if for the gender confused and retards who can't Spanish properly.

I will tell the minorties how they should be and what they should be called. Because they don't know how to be properly offended. As a result of poor education and living in squalid conditions.

Не понимаю Испанский

As a white person it is my job to tell you when and how to be offended and demand political action. Also always vote the way I tell you or the bad men will take you away.

His inner Russian has awoken

Look out Whiskey. He's going to rasputin you!

And don't forget to tell me that you're a piece of shit for being white.

See, once again you're wrong you adorable little thing

Dang it!

Don't objectify her. Respect wamen.

Muh respec!

I will constantly bash on and attribute all the woes of the world to white people, and the nebulous concept of whiteness. However, I will always dance around the fact that I am white and male.

Damn it, my name doesn't show all the way. I'm going back.

I want reparations. For the native american part of me.

Tax free is the way to be!

Because dispite all my talk of opression, class imbalances etc. I won't do anything that would be to my social or financial detrement. Like giving all my money to minorities and retiring from public life.

Every white person who doesn't think or vote like me needs to do that as punishment for their evil ways, but I am pious and truly enlightened.

Only blackies get reparations

Retiring from public life without money. Stunning AND Brave.

That actually kind of would be.

But nobody would ever do it.

Give her reparations.

So what's going on here?

Am I to believe that is the same chick?

I'm trying to get reparations for this poor woman.

If so, I do believe the tanning salon owes her some repirations.

It is the same woman.

She got surgery to change her skin.

I saw her on Maury.

Yes, I watch Maury.

Come at me.

Man. I like big boobs, and american flag string bikinis, and girls in cowboy hats and not much else. So it takes some real skill to no make that attractive to me.

Found my old racist drawings from high school

I surprised anyone watches terrestrial tv anymore.

classy

Jerry Springer, too trashy. But Maury... just right.

Maury is the blue collar Jerry Springer and Dr Phil is the white collar one

@Constantine Where's the black or the Mexican?

Not a true racist. Phony.

I watch Dr.Phil too.

I was much more anti Oriental back then. I'm sure I could find more if I looked.

Oprah's got her claws in her.

Loved the crazy Sexy Vegan guy that was on the show. He was a riot.

I thought SNL just made up the coneheads

Our brains are too small to understand the ethnostate

https://youtu.be/Pi_yXxjX_8g
Ladies and gentlemen.This is "Sexy Vegan."

Lol

I have a secret.

Guys

I think I unironically love ugandan cinema.

Do you've always known de wey?

It would seem

Seriously though. They make up for the lack of budget, editing, acting, and well, everything with boundless enthusiasim.

That's why I feel bad for making fun of them.

It's a silly enough thing that I don't.

you gotta watch the Sexy Vegan, it's one of my favorite videos of all time.

What I feel bad about is that, paradoxically, they could make something really awesome with enough money. However, that would also ruin them. Like trying to help an outsider artist.

Sexy vegan was pretty darn funny.

Yes, the home made quality, for lack of better phrasing is what makes it charming. Like you said, it's the enthusiasm.
I told you he was a riot.

His tattoos remind me of MR Cool ice.

One sec

https://i.redditmedia.com/opTJYPraLvr-vMWBNakx6X9c1qyomHE2IjpnsszVJt8.jpg?w=480&s=da7f2229ac15e55ee8add708f06c96fd

https://imgur.com/5UPaRjl

Hold up. . Is that real?

Yep. It's from like ten years ago or more.

Here is a more recent pic.

https://sensor-magazin.de/app/uploads/2010/09/Mr_cool_ice_04-800x1200.jpg

You know, if I didn't know how to read, I would be intimidated. Lol

That is an hilarious point.

Is he for mass deportation?

I don't have much info. I think he's german.

Here's a real book and yes, that is the author's real name https://www.amazon.com/Inside-Olympics-Behind-Scenes-Politics/dp/0470838701/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1516337268&sr=8-2&keywords=inside+the+olympics

😂😂😂 And it so happens to have a suggestive picture.

The Germans are crazy. The woman who turned white to black is also German. She was just appropriating American bikinis.

The reviews for that book are pretty great.

Dick Pound blew their brains away with his fantastic literary achievement.

He just kept probing and probing deep inside the olympics. There climax was explosive.

"A lucid and penetrative look".. 🤔🤔🤔

Those reviews are so damn clever omg. Lol

Ahh. The endocrine system is finally done. Now I just have to complete the urinary system today.

The endocrine system is done?

Yep, it's got so many hormones that doctors don't even know what they all do or how they all interact.

In what way have you "finished" it?

Oh heh. I finished my studying of it.

Working on courses for medical coding and billing.

Oh, right.

Shalom goyim

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/953573726179635201

https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/953947526612189184

https://twitter.com/CheekiScrump/status/953839177304543232

https://twitter.com/uberfeminist/status/953885950165237760

https://twitter.com/CheekiScrump/status/953813906161577984

Yep. I'm not going to weep when you're impailed on your own ideaology

@Brickiest Brick <#392484867188850691>

*what if we kept tweets in large quantities in the right place next time*

*thaaaaanks*

Henlo guys, I have internet for a bit.

What's been wrong with your net?

He's in the country side of Chile.

The nearest place where I can get internet is 45 mins drive away

I didn't bother getting a sim card for my phone as I was here for only a month, most of which is spent 8 miles away from the nearest phone signal

2018 has been a shitshow so far. Probably best to stay offline for a while lol

hahahah

yeah man

I need to recharge my batteries because this year is set to be a rollercoaster

It's not so bad.

H less you live in Europe or Venezuela

now thats a meme

herro

Hey Dereho dere

Voice chat anyone?

Give me a few and yes

I can't cook. I'm not a very good Italian.

We have spotted a fake Italian.

Meh, I'm a cryto Slav anyway

Crypto slav?

He's tran-slav.

You caught me. I don't have the booze yet, that's the next part of the transition

Oh my god 😂😂

<_<

You look like you're twelve.

I truly found myself at a Russian festival last summer

It's his happiness

Oh thanks for reminding me it's time for my medicine.

On another note.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
https://youtu.be/2B85lYenaxE

Cancer.

AIDS

Cancer aids.

CAIDS

Cancer, aids and eobla

Nice

Caidola

Mixed with that Madagascar plague

Breed with Russian women to give your children a radiation resistance buff

Plan on it. Maybe a Belarusian.

So you're going to volunteer to Junior some other guy's kid, Constantine?

What?

Sigh.

Children.

Junior.

It's a movie

I don't understand your hip lingo

Pffh

Flawless victory. Oldality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_(1994_film)

I'm shook. I'm still reeling from genuine anger at that trailer

Jesus, were you even born in 94?

Nah, that's like super cucked

Another movie that would have been better if made in the '70s. At least there'd be lots of tits and fucking.

...

It would be genuinely interesting and horrifying seeing Arnie and Danny fucking each other

How is that a good thing??!

When it came out people saw it as a revelation of the end of days

I meant the Heathers remake. Not Junior.

Lol

Wasn't the Emoji movie supposed to herald Ragnorak?

Or some shit

They came out at the same time?

Speaking of coming at the same time

Ur ghey?

Ur black?

no u

Nope

Constantine posted a picture of himself. He looks way too young to be in this Discord server

I still don't know what black girl magic is

You'd have a better idea of what I looked like if you subbed to my channel

I like that hat

Clitoridectomies

That's what black girl magic is

Black girl magic is the ability to haven seven bastards with ten fathers

Lol You guys are savages

@Deleted User I have another one too

Ooga booga

Clitoridectomy is that conversion therapy

Orwell has my doxx by accident

It's fixing the flaw of female pleasure.

Instant dethottification

(I'm kidding of course)

I want women to be pleasured

But only if they are not whores

No woman has ever enjoyed sex, and to tease men with anything to the contrary is just... bogus.

@Constantine Chill with the pics. We don't want Richard Spencer getting material for his cp therapy

I'll make Richard Spencer my bitch

How did we end up talking about female pleasure? What?

Pretty gay tbh

Jokes made in terribly bad taste.

It is important to pleasure a woman that you are passionate for

But only through trad means

You guys just wanna go over to voice?

Clitoridectomies are common in some African countries and apparently in London.

Clitoridectomy is the female version of circumcision but it fucks up the girl more.

What is even @Deleted User talking about?

Unpleasent, nasty business.

Yeah, I've heard of it. I've seen where they burn their breast as well with this giant stick

😐

Third worlders gonna third world

Now now, remember all cultures are... Fuck, I can't even finish that as a joke.

Finish it or I'll call the SPLC

@Whiskey-Vargas what?

Never mind, I understand you're giving sexual advice. Lol

Not advice just, when you are with a woman that

The mere touch of her skin sets your flesh on fire

You mean an active volcano? It sounds like you're describing an active volcano.

No that means she's got a disease and she's a thot.

If she breathes...

Fiya

Or her body pressed against yours in embrace makes you struggle to breathe as you wrestle for control of your very self

Now it sounds like she's choking you to death.

Once again that's an infection. get yourself to a doctor.

As if a woman could choke a real man

LMAO!! You guys are killing me 😂😂