God damn it guys. All of you, Fake News. You're fired.

Lol

@Deleted User who's face is that? 56% face? I don't understand the reference

Oh, mestizos.

Well

Most Mexicans.

Mulattos

Nigger, beaner

Some white somewhere

Basically the lowest tier fellow white

Personally I am a not a dropper

Practically I am a 10% approximately nonwhite depending on origin when it comes to if you are white

I just realized something, the label of fed I had has been dropped. Am I officially cool now?

You were always official

Wtf? How are things like this happening on gab?

Looks legit

Right? Who would ever doubt.

I am not on gab

The whole also Jews thong spooked me away

It's hilarious

Jews in thongs? Was Laura Loomer behind this?

I'm on gab

It's pretty fucking funny if you know the right people

If you don't like stormers you'll have a hard time tho

What's your gab?

FuckingHackers

I haven't eaten lunch. I'm cranky as hell. I could gas some people.

Gas has a low killing rate. There's much more effective war crimes.

I just had some peri peri chicken and chips.

zyklon b takes too long

IIRC it takes like 10 minutes

Maybe I though of gassing because I'm also dreaming about bbq.

https://youtu.be/HVXnvb88ZWc

Hey I'll double your gp

I guess that's where all those sites you can buy gp from get their gold

It's like 1.13 USD per mill lmfao

this server needs some emojis

We know

https://youtu.be/2V09C98Xt7Q

Quality content

Looks very enriching

@Orwell & Goode make me mod ni🅱 🅱 a

https://youtu.be/BhG9I2KdOOY
@Constantine 😂😂

lol, why be a woman when you could be a incomplete man? amirite

So realistic @Whiskey-Vargas

tfw when you miss the le 56% discussion.

@Constantine I feel a little bad laughing at them, they probably put a lot of work into it.

I don't. I did better work in 10th grade videos classm

Message for young men going through a hard time. Why aren't there more vids like this in our sphere? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ryhy4m7Vs

@Constantine props for the Nigerian spider man though. Lol

^

That's actually very realistic Hollywood casting for the Sargon movie.

That won't get banned off facebook will it?

Just realized the first order aren't Alt Right stand ins. They were supposed to be, they were so badly executed and porrly concieved they are actually a stand in for the hippie movement.

I wouldn't think so.

If for no other reason than it is very obscure.

Spirits above me, give men a sign. Should I read old D&D books? Or should I stream vidya?

D&D

Though Pathfinder is best D&D.

That's what I am going to be running the campaign in, but I am scalping 2nd and 3rd ed hard. Even some 1st ed I think.

I love unheard stories of the er

Fuck me trying to play a first edition wizard.

Eventually getting to level 10

Fucking rockstar.

Linear Fighters, Quadratic wizards

Though with Pathfinder, I fell in love with the tactical fighter.

This nigga in a boat with a shark tryna eat his peen

Fucking halberd weilding asshole that is such a pain in the dick

>first order are a stand in for the hippie movement
Please explain.

Ok

So a lot of film critics are beating themselves off to the the idea that the First Order as an alt-right stand in.

But here's the thing. They executed it so bad that it actually came out the opposite.

The reality is the alt right just want to be left alonr

And they wouldn't have put a dindu in the military and given him weapon

The First Order isn't a bunch bratty kids cosplaying in their graddads SS uniform. Generationally speaking they're baby boomers.

I don't believe that's what the Alt-right is

We are not discussing Siege larpers

False equivalency, the alt right doesn't have institutional power

Neither do I, but that is how the critics and the people that made this movie see it.

Fair enough

I agree. I am explaining the failburger that is the plot of this thing.

Ok. I recognize that they're an idiot's idea of what the alt-right is, but how are they analogous to the hippie movement?

Because they're first generation. They're the kids of the people that fought and defeated the Empire. As Personified in Kylo Ren. That makes them baby boomers.

Throughout the first movie and much of the second Kylo is conflicted about his identity and who he is. This was an aspect of the hippie movement.

Then towards the end of TLJ he overthrows his master (symbloic of leftist conquest of academia, maybe?) and declares that his goal is to destory and unmake everything constructed by his parents. All the old traditions. Manifested in the Jedi Order.

Ok. But that's what he turns the first order into. That's not what it was from the outset

Rey on the other hand rejects this proposition and declares there is something worth preserving in the old ways and traditions.

Random, but is anyone familiar with Cicada 3301?

Yeah.

Its founder would have been alive during the galactic civil war

No

Yeah, I read an article about Cicada 3301. You gotta be a big-brained nibba

You got me in a spoopy mood

My almonds are too small

Bad writing there. Snoke needed some kind of background. One of the worst things to ever happen to SW lore. Just like how you can apparently quit the jedi order with no consequences and run around the galaxy with force powers ala count dooku.

But as a result it's easy to project Snoke into being a Frankfurt school professor who is tryiing to use a hippie to increase his own political power.

Holy shit what's this wall of text

Sometime i gotta pull down my pants and take a geek lore dump on somone's face.

But snoke clearly wants the first order to succeed the empire. He's not interested in destroying everything like Kylo is

This is why kylo kills him. Their goals are not alligned

Kylo doesn't want to destroy everything. He wants to recreate galactic order in his own image. Snoke wants that as well. Kylo describes that in terms of wanted to break "traditional power structures"

It's pretty bog standard EU stih power struggle crap funny enough.

Yes, but snoke basically wants to recreate the empire. Kylo doesn't want his new system to resemble anything else that's come before

Why did they even need the snow troopers when the planet surface was a salt flat?

They're not snow troopers. They're salt troopers.

That doesn't make any sense.

All that salt from the tears of the SJW rebels.

No one else in that battle was wearing protective gear, or seemed like they would have really needed it at any point in time

Nooo, they gotta be faceless because symbolism and shit.

They can still be faceless like the regular old stormtroopers, but why they gotta look like the snowtroopers from episode V?

The crux of this debate is about Snokes motivation and desires. Gee it would sure be great if we knew a little bit more about that.

Nope, that would be good storytelling. Can't have that.

Yeah. They spend so much time building him up, and then they just kill him for a cheap twist

I'm betting it was originally supposed to be an ice planet, then they decided that was too much Hoth.

Shit we don’t even know how the empire is evil

Well, they blow planets up and murder hella civillians

But before that

And if those planets were enemy planets waging active guerrilla war

The whole planet of Alderaan wasn't doing that, just their princess

Why'd they deserve to get nuked?

But they took half the movie to explain how evil the empire was

Usually the get you emotionally invested from the start

Which movie?

IV

But here's another question that TLJ brought up. Why bother with death Stars?

Oh they fucked up TLJ

just light speed into everything

Yep

Even though objects shift to a different plane of space when traveling through hyperspace, effectively ceasing to exist until they pop back out

It's cheper, harder to stop, hits like the first of an angry god, and you have more control of the destructive force.

Otherwise you could run into a small space rock in hyperspace and instantly atomize

The problem with the original trilogy: the rolling reading intro takes away all elements of initial story building.

Indeed. But if you ask that question you will be shouted down with "NERD! Thermian argument! It isn't real!"

It gets you up to speed so they can begin with an action scene and you know who the relevant players are

But you shouldn’t need to be brought up to speed

It's also an homage to the Flash Gordon serials

And being brought up to speed is better portrayed by letting the audience visually learn it, not telling them

I know, it just irks me that people don’t realize that

Star Wars V is best Star Wars though

At any rate, it's baked into the formula, so good luck getting rid of it.

Rogue One

And yes, Star Wars V is best

Rogue One was trash

I enjoyed it

Still better than TLJ though

I hate that it was named rogue one though

If you name a movie rogue one it better be about an x wing squadron dogfighting

That's what I first thought of when I heard the name

I was disappointed from that aspect

But it had a good, if not cluttered story, it was enjoyable, the characters were relatable, etc

And jyn has a booty

I don't know whether I'm sad that Disney hasn't brought back Billy Dee Williams as Lando, or glad that they haven't ruined his character like they did to Luke and Leiah.

Would be good to save until they get their crap in order.

Though I fear when it is done they will announce they are going to reboot the entire Nonology

I just hate how they steal everything from the EU

To be fair, in the EU the solo kids were always annoying little shits.

Ben especially

But they can't steal Luke smashing the hottest redhead he could find.

Yeah, they kind of wrote themselves out of that one

Because Mara Jade is too sexy to be diverse.

Unless they want to claim there was a kid of his he never mentioned, and oh my god, I think that's probably exactly what they're going to do.

Why did Disney ever have to touch Star Wars?

Best thing in TLJ was "your parents were junk dealers that sold you for booze money."

Kylo spitting the super hot fire

But Abrams isn't going to let that stand. She's going to be retconned into Luke's kid or somesuch.

Fucking kill me now

Ohh but not just his kid

I mean, at least it would explain S O M E of her Mary Sue abilities

His kid that he created on his own using the force.

Stop, please, I can see them in the boardroom now

He just got a big bowl of midichlorians....

F

Squeezed out a big bowl of that alien tiddie milk then nutted into it

splurt

Jaina Solo OP

Don't make me think about Mark Hammils O face

Get that shit out of the canon it's too pretty.

We need grimey purple haired wammins.

I don't know how much longer I can take Rose. Someone needs to ice that conceited bitch

I actually love that look on his face. Like he's specifically trying to gross her out.

My boi Marky Mark knew how shit this movie was going to be, and he just went for it.

Another good thing about this movie. Hamill's gotten better at acting over the last forty years.

Dropping bombs in space

K

Y'all just need to unify in the fact that the last three movies were utter trash

Arming said bombs while still not over the target and in some of the slowest, most poorly designed ships in the galaxy in a tight formation

Akbar is right there. He invented the B wing. Why are there no b-wings?

Yeah, those things were designed to hit dreadnoughts

The resistance is supposed to be a thing because Leia, et all couldn't convince the Republic that the First Order exists. Which is why they don't have a lot of resources. But how could they not know if they have so many huge ass ships.

Also, the dumbest thing about the new trilogy is how easy the galaxy is to conquer apparently.

Not to mention the entire planet that the first order turned into a superweapon. They weren't exactly being subtle about what they were doing

Yeah, I chalk all that up to overcompensating for the prequels. "No politics, ever." Appears to be the rule. Even when it doesn't make sense.

The first thing leia should have done when the fired that thing was call up anyone with power and influence she knew (a lot) and said "do you believe me now?"

Also why did "A yes, 'reapers'" have to be the one thing they cribbed from mass effect?

Wait, there were reapers?

Wait, what?

No, that just seemed to be the rest of the galaxy's response to Leia talking about the first order.

Oh man

It would have been so great if they turned her into the Star Wars version of Alex Jones.

I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN' EWOKS GAY!

Here I'm thinking there was a weird cross over.

Lmao needed that laugh bee 👌

Disney is so pathetic should've just let the series die imo

We have to go back and stop Lucas from selling the rights to Disney.

No, as long as they are still making movies there is hope.

No, they have to stop.

I wanted to watch episodes 7 and 8, not 4 and 5 with better effects, but worse actors and plot.

@here it's that time!!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv58bVv5vyyDg0i71BFaQ7A/live

al gore is at it again

http://www.climatedepot.com/2018/01/04/al-gore-bitter-cold-is-exactly-what-we-should-expect-from-the-climate-crisis/

Oyy Veyy. Climate change is totally real goyim, we swear it's not just the blanket term we came up with when we couldn't just call it Global Warming or Cooling again. Give us those Research grant Shekels, surrender government power to us, goyim.

Fucking weather jews

welcome

Henlo

Thanks fren

no problen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6n_y50v9bA

Wus poppin

Cherries

All the time

Cherries? Lol you wish.

What? I like eating cherries.

Delicious and tasty.

🍒

I wish I had some! Aren't they best in the summer?

Ye

I had cherry Ice Cream in Italy

Like a cherry gelato? We were just having a conversation the other day about ice cream and how chocolate ice cream sucks.

I love cherries

Tied with blueberries as.my favorite fruits

In fact

The only fruit Inrat

It's all about watermelon.

Nah

It's about the Vagene

That's a fruit? Lol

Yes