Thats why I never went for power punches, always short and tight so I could get in and tie up

I'm not tryna gas swinging my fucking stumps around

It's like tying 2 summer hams to your arms and throwing your arms really fast

@Happy Humble Hermit Merry Christmas my dude, you are providing a service for men, a much needed service

Dude my power hand is thick as fuck

Hold on

Sausage finger ass boi

Here here! Merry Christmas @Happy Humble Hermit

Proof sent

💦

I inherited my dad's genes who was a roofer since he was 16

My brother in law bought an entertainment stand and it took him, my sister, and an employee to load it into the truck. Then they got home and my dad just put it on his shoulder

You a pair o thick bois

Basher brothers

Irl

Would not protest

Touch my cat and I'll eat you

Pure brotein

I'm pretty much the Asian version of this:

https://goo.gl/images/J7HUsg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arnWU1sWqKw

***That's a thicc ass boi***

@here merry christmas

Merry freakin Christmas sir.

Merrry Chirstmas indeed

@Happy Humble Hermit merry christmas. Hey have you been getting my DM's? Just wondering if they went through.

Only Merry Christmas

Happy festivus

Merry happy

Happy Merry

Merry Hanukah

No you stop that

No jooze allowed

Lol

Merry Christmas

we should have nailed another one up

Jesus v2

I'm with you

Merry Christmas!

morrr Christmas

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Wow Hermit's ignoring me right now. I feel sad 😦

What are you a *wahmen*

No lol

*sigh I need more beer

I've been drinking, need to amp it up some more.

Don't slide into too many DMs fren

the need for validation of one's existence is for womyn

?

Send a dick pic

Rodger dodger

Ignore me daddy, lol

Send a dick pic

@°°° Do you accept 3 inch penies?

if you still need validation then you need some whiskey and red pills

You know it pleases women more

I'm Asian, I've got my own

lmao

@1000 JEWS im playing video games rn and you sent literal essays to me i cant respond to that man you need to call in or something

It's 11:30 here

Not the 25th yet

Yeah my last girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt, so I put it in three times and punched her in the face

30more mins and we can merry happy all over again

👌

@°°° lmao

im staying up waiting for the fat fuck in the red suit to try and eat my cookies--I'm gonna blow his brains out and post it on 4chan

@Happy Humble Hermit K, just wanted to know if you got it. Make sure my DM's were working.

😄

What's better, Madelos or Coors?

Neither

Nigga, what are you into shots?

No

But at that point I'd rather drink water

Black beaute Porter is really good

Bro you always drink water in between beers

But you didn't list that

Gotta keep yourself hydrated

I never drink water in between beers

So neither, is my choice

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@Whats gay anymore You like the pain in the morning then?? lol

ok

He's probably still young

The pains always there in the morning that's why I drink

And has fully functional kidneys and liver

drugs are bad

Agreed

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Use in moderation

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that never works

Drugs are like a cash advance

I work out a lot so my body is sensitive as fuck to alchohol

Fun at first, but the interest is hell

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I don't smoke though. Drink every now and then. I'm just drinking cause it's Christmas now

I'd go with Modelo then

Coors is legit piss in a can

Only thing worse is Natty ice

If you don't hydrate I'll *kill you*. That goes for everyone in here

Or keystone light

Coors banquet is ok

All other coors is monkey piss

@Happy Humble Hermit Also, next time, make sure you tell me to do that. Kinda pissed me off for a bit, thought I was being ignored. But better late than never.

Coors is pretty good.

Madelos are kinda the same

Seriously bro you're being kinda weird

bro my inbox is unuseable

@ToastMcGhost Not really.

Kinda really

Aukerman need more dopamine?

For me it's Jack+coke or Bud Light fite me on LAN

You're scaring the kids

@Reaper Yes

I always need more

Fair enough

@ToastMcGhost wait until you get old enough that whiskey gives you heartburn

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@Happy Humble Hermit I'm over it now though. Merry Christmas man. Love your videos.

I'm early 30s and hearing that makes me wanna stop drinking it now

I'm 33

@°°° I heard tiquilla is the shits.

Probably didn't spell it right

@°°° I'm 33 as well

If I stay up all night I get heartburn. That's where I am now

I'm 31 you old fux

Man I don't think I've ever got heartburn

I can only really drink gin and vodka with no issue

Have to take an antacid before whiskey, scotch, or bourbon

I drink whiskey, Jameson usually

You guys are a bunch of old dudes. I'm 19 lol

Not looking forward to that

Quit drinking then you child

That's **illegal**

lmao

I'm a supertaster so the taste of most alcohols, coffees, etc make me physically ill

You better send me your address so I am verify you're not breaking the law

@Whats gay anymore Come at me daddy.

You've ruined Christmas

lmao

Shut up heathen

Ruined

I thought being called daddy by a 19 year old would be hot. I was wrong

@ToastMcGhost not hot bro

@ToastMcGhost lol at least you learned something

Gotta call him zaddy

*When she calls you father*

If any of you guys are invested in the stock market, get out NOW the party is over, that's a free Christmas tip

What?

The whole stock market is done

You heard it

They've been saying that

For like 30 years

This time it's **real**

Oh

@°°° the market is crashing, the average person will not be informed for the next few weeks once it's too late

My bad

I'd better hop in the stock market so I can get out

Buy low

Everyone into the stock market

Wait a few weeks, buy during the collapse, ???, profit

@Whats gay anymore lol let's all catch the falling knife

So what does that mean for me?

Will I still have to go to work?

Society is over

Will I still have to pay bills?

Work is cancelled

@ToastMcGhost not a bad idea the real bottom may take a few months tho

Because if yes to those two

Then I don't care about the stock market

:/

You personally will no longer be able to work for reasons

Oh

I think we'll be fine

America has survived worse

Invest in EA to die instantly

Worst case scenario, we'll just go to war with somebody

👌

Lol I have secretly been looking forward to it, a lot of arrogance is about to evaporate once all these "rich folks" lose their shirts.

War is a profitable business

Fuck yeah it is

@ToastMcGhost Yes

War is good for the war business

Blood is good for the blood god

Also true

The only thing I had during the bush administration was investments in copper

@°°° that would have been a solid investment

As soon as we went to war with Iraq, my investments damn near quintupled

Stealing copper out of construction zones and selling it isn't an investment

It's just good business

Sold them for about 20k

Then spent that money on women, drugs, and vehicles

:/

@ToastMcGhost lol I used to work security on construction sites exclusively to stop meth heads from electricuting themselves stealing copper wire

Don't worry man next war will be better

Construction in itself is a scam

i love working security

Quotes are done on expensive materials

Then after the money is paid, they get cheaper materials

@Whats gay anymore Next war? When would that be?

@Happy Humble Hermit it was a great mgtow job

And possibly get the difference

I'd work security in a place where I don't need to run ever

All I know is it'll be better

lol how

I'd only work aromored truck security

Because now he knows not to spend it on women

^

Now I've had to explain the joke

bruh

You keep **ruining** Christmas

I was 18-19 at the time

And in the plantation

@ToastMcGhost overnight security was such a cake walk, literally all I had to do was walk around the site once an hour

@°°° Glad I got off that after my Junior year.

Not bad then

@ToastMcGhost then I would watch old westerns on my laptop in my car, and also nap

I did overnight factory work and slept on my breaks

Then went home and slept then was tired all day

My office has cots so we can take naps

So you know all about the good life, lmao

I sleep in my car at my day job

How hard is your office work

Validation engineering

So not hard at all

Run scripts write reports on failures, rinse, repeat

Then nap for a while

Yup

When one test takes 3ish hours

I'm fucking going to sleep

What a job

Sign me up

Fair. I'd be mentally spent

Jk

The downaide is

The 15-16 hour days

Don't happen often but when they do they suck

Just bring your doll and live in your place of business

Fuck it in front of everyone

Assert dominance

Lol, that's alpha af

I can't

Too many snowflakes work where I do

Not with that attitude

So sometimes I troll them by playing infowars through Bluetooth speakers hidden in the office

That's about all I can currently get away with

fuck yeah infowars is awesome

https://youtu.be/Phb-jdM4WyQ

That's the stuff I play

At work