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2019-03-29 03:37:05 UTC

Did he at least eat Chad and Tyrone's Cream Supreme before he went to permasleep?

2019-03-29 03:37:17 UTC

I denied him even that

2019-03-29 03:37:25 UTC

He begged for it in his last moments

2019-03-29 03:37:39 UTC

I even used a one liner

2019-03-29 03:37:44 UTC

I bet he didn't even ask his ancestors for strength.

2019-03-29 03:37:58 UTC

''I'm cucking you...from life'' *shotgun blast*

2019-03-29 03:38:04 UTC

Exactly

2019-03-29 03:38:06 UTC

Well

2019-03-29 03:38:08 UTC

he did

2019-03-29 03:38:10 UTC

but they denied it

2019-03-29 03:38:11 UTC

lulz

2019-03-29 03:38:20 UTC

The worst part is, I bet he enjoyed every last bit of it.

2019-03-29 03:38:25 UTC

they gave me strength

2019-03-29 03:38:28 UTC

yeah he did

2019-03-29 03:38:31 UTC

wowowow Risk of Rain 2 looks amazing

2019-03-29 03:38:39 UTC

risk of rain?

2019-03-29 03:38:44 UTC

You mean chocolate rain

2019-03-29 03:38:48 UTC

or yellow rain?

2019-03-29 03:39:03 UTC

Describing China circa 2050

2019-03-29 03:39:06 UTC

Is that ancestors thing becoming a meme?

2019-03-29 03:39:10 UTC

Cause it should

2019-03-29 03:39:24 UTC

It'll be the only good meme of this year.

2019-03-29 03:39:36 UTC

*from this

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exactly

2019-03-29 03:39:43 UTC

The others suck dick

2019-03-29 03:39:50 UTC

Like Ricardo

2019-03-29 03:39:59 UTC

I have a suggestion for the internet

2019-03-29 03:40:02 UTC

when the memes suck dick

2019-03-29 03:40:04 UTC

use the old ones

2019-03-29 03:40:09 UTC

until better ones come along

2019-03-29 03:40:13 UTC

so that means Jojo memes

2019-03-29 03:40:20 UTC

and 420 blaze it memes

2019-03-29 03:40:27 UTC

its better then tik tok shit

2019-03-29 03:40:29 UTC

Although I didn't mind Ricardo shaking that hot daddy bod.

2019-03-29 03:40:38 UTC

He beat Goku

2019-03-29 03:40:52 UTC

That was the only good one, but it didn't make me laugh, it just made me beat it immediately.

2019-03-29 03:41:21 UTC

Now I can't go into the local Pregnancy Ward anymore.

2019-03-29 03:42:01 UTC

Cause your sperm went UI

2019-03-29 03:42:16 UTC

but they couldnt find any worthy recipients

2019-03-29 03:42:20 UTC

Yeah, Arizona ruled that it was a gift to the Nurse's cat.

2019-03-29 03:42:22 UTC

so they flew back into your wang

2019-03-29 03:42:41 UTC

So now i'mma have a Neko son.

2019-03-29 03:42:41 UTC

@Reiatsu *Opens asshole and farts*

2019-03-29 03:42:49 UTC

More gas for you son

2019-03-29 03:42:55 UTC

Or daughter.

2019-03-29 03:43:03 UTC

Or daughter.

2019-03-29 03:43:23 UTC

Disgusting

2019-03-29 03:43:25 UTC

I'm a Attack helicopter boi

2019-03-29 03:43:26 UTC

embrace the pink pill first.

2019-03-29 03:43:34 UTC

traps are diet women

2019-03-29 03:43:39 UTC

@TruceAU so rude

2019-03-29 03:44:10 UTC

@Z-Man (soon to be Y A) exactly, they cost less money.

2019-03-29 03:44:28 UTC

Sometimes less is more.

2019-03-29 03:44:49 UTC

and more is less

2019-03-29 03:45:05 UTC

but have a weird aftertaste

2019-03-29 03:46:43 UTC

>doesn't have lady b0i in name.

2019-03-29 03:46:45 UTC

You summoned Felix

2019-03-29 03:46:56 UTC

He's gonna overwhelm you with wholesomness

2019-03-29 03:46:59 UTC

then fuck you up the ass

2019-03-29 03:47:01 UTC

congrats

2019-03-29 03:47:04 UTC

_plays some banging slav tunes_

2019-03-29 03:47:14 UTC

Season 2 cumming soon.

2019-03-29 03:47:39 UTC

*jew jitsu

2019-03-29 03:47:40 UTC

Russkaja, is a ska punk band, multilingual

2019-03-29 03:47:52 UTC

@American Eagle Or Krav Maga

2019-03-29 03:48:01 UTC

*Krav Nigga

2019-03-29 03:48:09 UTC

Krav Nibba

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Krav Sand Nigga

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is more accurate

2019-03-29 03:48:39 UTC

good I love the internet I'm not at the mercy of the radio and the recordstores

2019-03-29 03:48:53 UTC

Imagine getting your ass handed to you by a tiny amount of Jews.

2019-03-29 03:49:12 UTC

While they're doing their finances

2019-03-29 03:49:20 UTC

Sad boi hours.

2019-03-29 03:49:28 UTC

Worthless boi hours

2019-03-29 03:49:39 UTC

Arizona Approves.

2019-03-29 03:49:54 UTC

who knew that a electric guitar, voilin and trumpets could work toghther

2019-03-29 03:54:51 UTC

@American Eagle Lady boi approves

2019-03-29 03:54:53 UTC

this fixation with ladybois

2019-03-29 03:54:58 UTC

Just go to thailand already

2019-03-29 03:55:21 UTC

Stop oppressing my autism.

2019-03-29 03:55:32 UTC

I'm autistic too

2019-03-29 03:55:33 UTC

HA

2019-03-29 03:55:48 UTC

Exactly, you Auti-premacist.

2019-03-29 03:56:37 UTC

_shrugs_

2019-03-29 03:57:08 UTC

*shrugs back*

2019-03-29 03:58:48 UTC

now where Ilive autists are a protected group.. I will milk that cow untill it passes out

2019-03-29 03:59:15 UTC

I don't trust any animals around you.

2019-03-29 04:04:56 UTC

my cat shouldn't, she will get spayed soon

2019-03-29 04:05:46 UTC

Justified.

2019-03-29 04:09:33 UTC

rendering a short call video

2019-03-29 04:19:21 UTC

Mein Fรผhrry knows no bounds.

2019-03-29 04:20:05 UTC

Furries

2019-03-29 04:20:44 UTC

Furries naturally gas themselves. I mean, just smell the conventions.

2019-03-29 04:21:14 UTC

Why someone would want to where a fur suit is beyond me

2019-03-29 04:21:23 UTC

Only the might of mommy's van and my chicken tendies can save us.

2019-03-29 04:21:24 UTC

Their own gas is not enough

2019-03-29 04:22:05 UTC

The one I recon'd had glass.

2019-03-29 04:22:38 UTC

These barbarians have weapons that no man can produce.

2019-03-29 04:23:13 UTC

I told you, it's because Hitler was a Fรผhrry.

2019-03-29 04:23:13 UTC

@Reiatsu Using the wrong kind

2019-03-29 04:23:25 UTC

need Zyklon

2019-03-29 04:24:00 UTC

He planned this out. He wanted WWI to end with the Gamer Empire falling to the Entente (could you have a faggier name), so he could get desperate normalfags to vote for him.

2019-03-29 04:24:19 UTC

Hitler did love animals but a furry...

2019-03-29 04:25:14 UTC

Then he faked his death, fled to Argentina, changed his name to Adam Hilt, became a secret co-founder of Chuck E Cheese and Deviant Art with his friend, Erwin Rammel.

2019-03-29 04:25:34 UTC

Don't forget Joseph Gobbler though.

2019-03-29 04:25:40 UTC

He also had a big part in this.

2019-03-29 04:26:21 UTC

The Fรผrth Reich is here.

2019-03-29 04:26:22 UTC

@American Eagle This all part of your fanfic?

2019-03-29 04:27:12 UTC

I found this using a UV light on Crayon Boxes in the convention.

2019-03-29 04:28:15 UTC

Half White Half Elizabeth Warren, who used to live in Mexico, nazi, furfag lady boy that writs Hitler fanfic

2019-03-29 04:28:44 UTC

You've quite the resume

2019-03-29 04:28:59 UTC

Who said I was a furry?

2019-03-29 04:29:20 UTC

You go to their conventions with your face painted as a cat

2019-03-29 04:29:23 UTC

I am merely a detective at the APD

2019-03-29 04:29:28 UTC

Walks like a duck...

2019-03-29 04:29:33 UTC

Autistic
Policing
Department.

2019-03-29 04:29:49 UTC

Likely story

2019-03-29 04:30:59 UTC

I of course, had to use this lady boy guise after some old "Korean" man named Hiro Tito (totally a mexican immigrant) and Haden Tojohnson tipped it to me in assistance of my investigation.

2019-03-29 04:32:24 UTC

I am currently in dev of a gas.

2019-03-29 04:32:44 UTC

A mix of Axe Body Spray, Feminists tears, and the Furry gas.

2019-03-29 04:32:57 UTC

With this, I can finally establish the Trapreearchy.

2019-03-29 04:33:06 UTC

Then the world will truly be fixed.

2019-03-29 04:33:10 UTC

More like de lifing

2019-03-29 04:33:30 UTC

Cuck Salt also works pretty well (it's abundant in MSM).

2019-03-29 04:33:31 UTC

You want a society ruled by traps?

2019-03-29 04:33:44 UTC

chaon appears

2019-03-29 04:33:49 UTC

I want a society of Ackbar's, yes.

2019-03-29 04:34:00 UTC

had to get that out as fast as I could

2019-03-29 04:34:12 UTC

WHAT? asbestos still used in Russia?

2019-03-29 04:34:35 UTC

Lady boi has been eating the asbestos

2019-03-29 04:34:51 UTC

That stuff gives you super powerz.

2019-03-29 04:35:26 UTC

My lungs feel weird though.

2019-03-29 04:36:00 UTC

and the russians think is not big deal to have th trash in the lungs

2019-03-29 04:36:04 UTC

Society ruled by traps... What? @frugalcasper

2019-03-29 04:36:06 UTC

must be the vodka

2019-03-29 04:36:15 UTC

It's hard to give someone cancer when they already are cancer.

2019-03-29 04:36:19 UTC

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker Lady boi over here

2019-03-29 04:36:23 UTC

That boi ain't right

2019-03-29 04:36:35 UTC

Oh crap, switch disguise.

2019-03-29 04:37:03 UTC

they think the body will just heal

2019-03-29 04:37:08 UTC

gaiz

2019-03-29 04:37:19 UTC

dimwits the fibers gets intsalled in the lungs and never leave

2019-03-29 04:37:24 UTC

gibs me some tip on how to read a history book faster

2019-03-29 04:37:39 UTC

need to read like 100 pages and shiet

2019-03-29 04:37:47 UTC

Whew, I'm fine now.

2019-03-29 04:37:53 UTC

Wait, what?

2019-03-29 04:38:12 UTC

what is an example of social relations

2019-03-29 04:38:25 UTC

this shit vague af

2019-03-29 04:38:47 UTC

You could just also highlight all the parts you think are significant.

2019-03-29 04:38:53 UTC

gibs

2019-03-29 04:38:56 UTC

get a job

2019-03-29 04:39:11 UTC

look i just gotta compare euro shit with native shit with nigga shit

2019-03-29 04:39:15 UTC

one of them is social relations

2019-03-29 04:39:19 UTC

lol

2019-03-29 04:39:22 UTC

wtf

2019-03-29 04:39:24 UTC

somebody give me a good example of dis shiet

2019-03-29 04:39:42 UTC

Gibs me dat Shiet! Bi- Ahem! Sorry, my
Inner Tyrone came out again

2019-03-29 04:40:08 UTC

Anyways, thoughts on Mike Lee?

2019-03-29 04:40:16 UTC

so social relation = social hierarchy?

2019-03-29 04:40:48 UTC

these native niggas were doing some communism

2019-03-29 04:40:57 UTC

"But if you're not afraid, the body will heal itself"๏ปฟ stupid russian asbestos worker

2019-03-29 04:41:42 UTC

give me more info on this plague blanket shit

2019-03-29 04:41:46 UTC

it sounded like an accident

2019-03-29 04:42:11 UTC

press x to doubt

2019-03-29 04:42:12 UTC

@haku. Careful. Whenever someone mentions communism... I reach for my Black Hawk.

2019-03-29 04:42:16 UTC

so now you are an edgy doggo?

2019-03-29 04:42:23 UTC

Native niggas doing some communism... wtf are you talking about

2019-03-29 04:42:34 UTC

the native niggas, specifically the incas

2019-03-29 04:42:40 UTC

@Reiatsu it's okay, at least they got to give some nice haircuts.

2019-03-29 04:43:05 UTC

these niggas only got to keep 1/3 of their food, while 1/3 went to the ruler, and while the rest was kept for storage to be redistributed to the weak

2019-03-29 04:43:20 UTC

communism

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fat ruler

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sorta

2019-03-29 04:43:43 UTC

Pre-Marxian communism.

2019-03-29 04:43:46 UTC

Huh....

2019-03-29 04:44:18 UTC

@Reiatsu More like taking psychedelics. But yeah, I guess.

2019-03-29 04:44:18 UTC

@Reiatsu how can you be sure the blanket peace offerings wuz no accident? im pretty sure biological warfare wasn't a thing back then

2019-03-29 04:44:28 UTC

The Inca empire was communism. interesting

2019-03-29 04:44:46 UTC

So, was Europe justified in Crushing it then?

2019-03-29 04:45:00 UTC

I'm leaning towards yes.

2019-03-29 04:45:06 UTC

press x to doubt

2019-03-29 04:45:10 UTC

They were crushing each other for quite some time I think

2019-03-29 04:45:33 UTC

@haku. what are you doing, press x if you're so sure about it.

2019-03-29 04:45:43 UTC

feeling edgy?

2019-03-29 04:45:52 UTC

yeah all these native niggas would capture each other and would serve the capturers as a peace offering to the gods

2019-03-29 04:46:19 UTC

Aztecs would be like nigga gibs me dat heart

2019-03-29 04:46:19 UTC

@haku. .... you do realize Aztecs aren't all natives, right?

2019-03-29 04:47:00 UTC

what were they then ladygoi

2019-03-29 04:47:08 UTC

european?

2019-03-29 04:47:09 UTC

lul

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ladygoi

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lol

2019-03-29 04:47:16 UTC

Do you guys 100% even know what you're talking about <_>

2019-03-29 04:47:39 UTC

This guy..... Just equated..... All natives...... To Aztecs.......

2019-03-29 04:47:41 UTC

@Psychedelic Corpse Fucker I don't think anyone here does lol

2019-03-29 04:47:43 UTC

aztecs not natives apparently.

2019-03-29 04:47:49 UTC

nigga go expain yo shiet

2019-03-29 04:47:58 UTC

@haku. I never said they weren't.

2019-03-29 04:47:58 UTC

this history book says something else

2019-03-29 04:48:06 UTC

Lot of historical inaccuracies.

2019-03-29 04:48:44 UTC

not sure BUT the last chapter in this book is called "Hope and Change"

2019-03-29 04:48:47 UTC

And I thought I had the highest amounts of tism today.....

2019-03-29 04:48:54 UTC

History class taught me that the Asiatic people's living in North American were peace loving hippies until the evil White man came and gave them AIDS blankets

2019-03-29 04:49:10 UTC

I never said they were peaceful.

2019-03-29 04:49:13 UTC

i never heard about this plague blanket bullshit

2019-03-29 04:49:30 UTC

im calling it an unfortunate accident

2019-03-29 04:49:42 UTC

it was a peace offerring that went wrroooooonnnggg

2019-03-29 04:49:44 UTC

the story of the takedown of the aztec empiure is a damn interesting one

2019-03-29 04:49:47 UTC

(for them)

2019-03-29 04:50:16 UTC

it goes a long way from a freiar to a native slave that was very good at picking up langauges

2019-03-29 04:50:28 UTC

and flipping allainces

2019-03-29 04:50:47 UTC

these aztec niggas were regarded as some of the fiercest fighters and shiet

2019-03-29 04:50:56 UTC

we're talking hail of arrow storm

2019-03-29 04:51:03 UTC

subbeam rays

2019-03-29 04:51:03 UTC

I guess it was a MISTAKE to think I would be the peak tard tonight.

2019-03-29 04:51:24 UTC

this goi over here yet to explain his buullshit

2019-03-29 04:51:42 UTC

DAS RITE

2019-03-29 04:51:45 UTC

Btw, I was the one who made that Lady Goi joke earlier in this chat.

2019-03-29 04:51:50 UTC

yeah

2019-03-29 04:51:51 UTC

totally

2019-03-29 04:51:57 UTC

I don't know what's going on anymore

2019-03-29 04:51:57 UTC

the aztec also

2019-03-29 04:51:59 UTC

Go ahead, search it.

2019-03-29 04:52:13 UTC

alright back on dis topic and shiet

2019-03-29 04:52:14 UTC

were used to do capturing warfare (for sacrifices)

2019-03-29 04:52:33 UTC

so yeah incas were doing communism

2019-03-29 04:52:36 UTC

@American Eagle Well it was funny the first time i heard it <:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-03-29 04:52:36 UTC

but the spaniard cared more about actually killing

2019-03-29 04:53:25 UTC

aztecs has some slave hierarchy

2019-03-29 04:53:25 UTC

and Cortes had a native woman who spoke , Spanish, mayan and aztec

2019-03-29 04:53:33 UTC

and moctezuma made a fatal mistake

2019-03-29 04:53:40 UTC

we wuz slaves n shiet

2019-03-29 04:53:50 UTC

I'm tired. Good night y'all, keeping this character got tiring after a while.

2019-03-29 04:54:09 UTC

no i gotta write 2 paragraphs homie

2019-03-29 04:54:11 UTC

@American Eagle It's ok. we know it's not a character

2019-03-29 04:54:15 UTC

1 for natives

2019-03-29 04:54:17 UTC

1 for niggas

2019-03-29 04:54:30 UTC

im 15 pages into this shiet out of 114

2019-03-29 04:54:38 UTC

i gotta do this by tomorrow

2019-03-29 04:54:39 UTC

How do niggas fit into your assignment?

2019-03-29 04:54:39 UTC

@frugalcasper goodnight to you too my Fรผhrry.

2019-03-29 04:54:54 UTC

@American Eagle Have a good one

2019-03-29 04:54:54 UTC

he spoke a veryt flowey nahualt impling that the water was Malinche's (the native miltilingual woman) and therefore cortez's so that gave more leigitimacy to the spanish side of the fight

2019-03-29 04:54:55 UTC

i have to contrast the niggas social relations with euros

2019-03-29 04:55:06 UTC

along with environment, religion, and uh

2019-03-29 04:55:16 UTC

slavery

2019-03-29 04:55:17 UTC

Nahuatl is the aztel langauge

2019-03-29 04:55:41 UTC

The niggas social relations with the Euros. have fun with that

2019-03-29 04:55:56 UTC

wtf qualifies as a social relation tho

2019-03-29 04:56:14 UTC

if it's just social hierarchy, then it's a wrap

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